Monday, September 5th 2011
This Is How Jennifer Aniston Used To Spend Her Saturday Nights
I was going to write about how Lauren Bush became Lauren Lauren in Colorado yesterday, but who gives two shits about that mess. Now, this is a wedding that is relevant to all of our interests. In this video from the olden days, we see what "can't get a man" spinsters did before Sex and the City marathons, Entenmann's and the late night companionship of an HSN operator.
Dog historians also say this is the exact moment when the Pekingese developed its signature suicide face. Known today as the "it's times like this that I wish Michael Vick would adopt me" face.
via HuffPo
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Apparently when you're a single woman you get treated like this poor lonely awful person who cries herself to sleep clutching her beanie babies every night. Since Aniston was single for so long this obviously made her a repeated target.
George Clooney, who can't hold on to a woman or find a woman with substance to save his life, gets treated like the happy swinging bachelor.
Obviously D-Listed means it all in jest, but this jest does not extend to the single men in Hollywood.
Thank you for the clarification - and the laugh!
@harperharper.
Apparently when you're a single woman you get treated like this poor lonely awful person who cries herself to sleep clutching her beanie babies every night. Since Aniston was single for so long this obviously made her a repeated target.
George Clooney, who can't hold on to a woman or find a woman with substance to save his life, gets treated like the happy swinging bachelor.
Obviously D-Listed means it all in jest, but this jest does not extend to the single men in Hollywood.
If you believe Life & Style, Jen is pregnant again and it's twins.
OK - I was absent when this thing about Aniston dressing beanie babies started. Can someone explain to me what that is all about?
Regarding the Lauren Lauren union:
She is now going by the name Lauren Bush-Lauren, but it really should be Lauren Bush-Lipschitz, which sounds like some kind of nasty sex act one can find in urbandictionary.com. I like the alliteration of Lauren Lipschitz.
I have a 7y/o pug who loves to put on clothes. He must have about 30 sweaters and shirts. He cries just to put them on. Yeah, Puggie and I are a spinster match made in hell....
"Git on that." --Michael K
Michael Vick just signed a $100 million contract, so I have a feeling doggies should be extra careful when he's around.
Poor bloody pups look miserable as hell.
On an unrelated note, I have salt and pepper shakers almost identical to the ceramic rooster at the end of the vid. :)
I can only understand dog dressing when it's cold and the pooch needs some protection from the freezing temperatures. Other than that...leave the pooch alone and dress yo fat ass instead.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
My dog gets put in a lifejacket for going out on the boat, and that's it. Clothes are for people. Or hairless dogs.
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"my brows could subtract that WTF look on your face so move along"
I dressed my peek-a-poo in a dress once. She looked so humiliated, I swore, I would never do that again. Dogs do not like to wear clothes.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
It was a shot-gun wedding. You can see the litter bump under the bride's dress.
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"This is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)
" . . . the world needs to be shut down. I mean it this time. SHUT IT DOWN". (MK, c.2009)
Hey did Will Smith and Jada Pinkett *just* announce their separation? I just read it, but maybe it's old news?
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Those are Pekineses?
I hate clothes on dogs and cats. Have a kid if you're into that shit.
HAHAHAHA...that is so..umm...sick but adorable. The look on the bride's face is priceless. And the groom is looking distracted. Maybe he's nervous about the honeymoon.
Can this marriage be saved? :D
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Can't blame a gal for going with Lauren Lauren just to get rid of a surname that's as toxic as Nixon or Dahmer.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 09/05/2011 - 2:29pm.
Sooooo cute!!!! It reminds me of Best in Show when they made the calendar reenacting famous movies scenes with shih tzus.
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I just logged in to post that! So cute and hilarious and sad at the same time.
Cuteness!
OMG, where's Sandbitch? She has 2 Pekingese puppies.
...Bwahahahaha!!! MK's Aniston spinster sctick just never gets old...
...those are some cute puppehhhs tho...
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...'we want money' - Doug and Courtney Hutchison's hacker...
"Lauren Lauren" is sort of an unusual happenstance to say the least. I like it. Not as funny as "Oh, no, you mean I'm now Marcy D'Arcy?!"
I want one!!!
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"Fuck that guy for thinking anyone and everyone should want to do Glee."
- Dave Grohl
I waited patiently for the moment when they sniff each others' butts, but that never happened :(
Sooooo cute!!!! It reminds me of Best in Show when they made the calendar reenacting famous movies scenes with shih tzus.
PUPPEEEEHSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
And don't you just love those olden day ad voiceovers? I am happy to buy whatever is being sold, just to know that the old man did not waste his robot voice in vain.
Omg, I DIED from the cuteness. I am a lonely spinster too.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.