Nerd Creamer Of The Day: The Avengers In NYC
In case you missed it, here's ScarJo, Jeremy Renner, Chris Pine, Robert Downey Jr., Mark Ruffalo and Chris Hemsworth playing dress up on the NYC set of The Avengers on Saturday morning.
You know, if you took everything I know about The Avengers and used it to power your American flag finger vibrator this Labor Day, you'd be the opposite of patriotic because that shit wouldn't bust out one tingle due to the fact that I know absolutely nothing about The Avengers. Nothing. I don't know what their damn costumes do. I don't know why they're running around. I don't know why Jeremy Renner is dressed like a top at a gay leather bar who carries skinny starter dildos in a wine bottle carrier just in case he runs into a trainee bottom who needs a little assistance in the loosening up department. I don't know!
But I do know that The Avengers desperately needs the bulge budget that Superman has.
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RDJ, Mark and Jeremy are looking 40+ men look some damn delish.
Submitted by Dannii on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 7:00am.
I know, there are plenty of gays like me who read comic books.
hollywood is trying to tell us they could not find a 20 something tall hot body guy to play hawkeye. jeremy renner is like midget with a haggard face.
and there are plenty of hot russian girls out there to play the black widow, instead they chose big tittied cardboard cutout scarjo.
and susan storm was meant to late 30s and they chose MiserAlba who just didnt cut it.
is the talent pool so fucking small that chris evans has played the human torch and captain america as well.
and Michael Keaton as Batman! that was another WTF casting.
This mess is going to win alot of Razzies. Maybe it'll put an end to Hollywerid cramming superhero movies down our throats.
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@ loopygorilla, too true. they also do the opposite for female characters, i mean look at susan storm in Fantastic 4-shes meant to be a 30 somthing caucasian-but they picked a younger hot actress-alba, to play her. also-as much as i like mckellen was kinda disapointed he was chosen for magneto-as i remember magneto being rather muscular and younger. yet they strip Mystique of all her clothes and have her run around naked in the movie (save blue make up to cover up the naughty bits.) so not fucking fair.
i guess they assume all comic book fans are heterosexual males and are happy to bend the original material for them-making half naked female characters get fully naked and covering up the male ones lest it "turn them gay" or make em jelly. the only good thing to come out of any of these comic book films is hugh jackman who wasnt naked enough in origins! i want close ups people! yum yum :D
1) That's not Chris Pine (Captain Kirk on the recent Star Trek movie); that's Chris Evans.
2) I'm so depressed that I actually know that; I need a life...
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soooo...mark ruffalo is shorter than rdj, which means he's about 5'3"....
this movie looks like garbage....
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RDJ, Jeremy Renner AND Mark Ruffalo: I'm IN
My bf drags me to these comic book movies and they all suck ass
ScarJo normally has huge boobs, but it looks like the cheap-ass costumes have eaten them.
Is that baby Jeremy Renner's brother?
Submitted by ponchiks on Mon, 09/05/2011 - 2:11pm.
How many comic book movies are they planning on making? Seriously, when will Hollywood finally come up with something original once and for all? I guess the nerds are happy though.
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concur on the original comment. i dont think the nerds are happy with this, though. im going to take a guess that they'd cast this whole thing differently. but i dont give a shit enough to actually find out - this kind of fuckery bores the hell out of me.
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Mark Ruff's hair IS greying (alot) and he's about 5'9 - I've met him and he's a bit taller than me at 5'7.
Thor's pants DO need to be WAY tighter. Also - would love to climb that beast and ride it.
RDJ makes everything cool.
I SAID GOOD DAY!!
This film looks crappy, or maybe I'm just getting old.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
WHY THE FUCK would they cast Jeremy Renner as Hawkeye?
Hawekey is supposed to a young 20 something guy, who is hot like flash.
im not a comic book fanboy but i know this much, you cannot cast Jeremy Renner as Hawekey, he looks too old.
whatevs, pile that shit along with thor and captain america into the bin, what kind of a fking eye candy movie shows only 5 seconds of half nakkid male skin??? WTF.
i demand at least 30 minutes.
Ruffalo Buffalo would be far hotter if he were over 5'2". He makes mah RDJ look lanky. Short = nawt hawt. :^(
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We all know Mk is a nerd. . . but, now we know that he isn't/wasn't a comic book nerd. I, on the other hand, was a comic book nerd. I get sick in the stomach whenever these comic movies butcher the orgins/timelines/halle berry as storm. I went from comic book nerd to the current chief in the summer between junior and senior year in high school. I discovered sex and the good shit my junior year and I was hooked. So I sold my pristine comic collection to a private dealer for a grand total of $1175. I had a blast that summer. Money, hoes, clothes and the good shit.
Ahhhh, good times.
The funny thing is in NY they could just hop on the subway dressed like that and nobody would even give a shit.
Could this look any cheesier? Wow.
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Jeremy Renner looks like my dad in the face so I just cant with him. I actually think Scarjo looks pretty here, the red hair really suits her.
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I am so against the stream on this one. The only one who does anything in the pants for me is RDJ and a little ScarJo.
I just don't see it with Jeremy Renner. To me, he looks like Gerard Butler's younger cousin. Was he hot in a movie and that is giving him carry-over hotness? I just think of him as that dopey jerk who tipped over the outhouse and tried to rape Charlize Theron in North Country.
If ever there was a male equivalent of butterface I would use it on Jeremy Renner.
Is Mark Ruffalo starting to have grey hair or is that just the lighting?
And where the fuck is TOM HIDDLESTON?!?!
Jeremy Renner could do things to me that would make Jesus cry and the Devil cheer with delight. God I love him! LOVE!
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I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
At least they gave ScarJo a better wig this time. But it's not enough to make me see this marketing extravaganza of a movie. Christ, every Marvel movie in the past few years has been shoehorning in a connection to this movie, and I don't doubt that this one will be just as pandering.
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Silly rabbit.
How come the guy with an A on his hood has red lipstick?
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Jeremy Renner, Chris Pine (whether or not he was there), RDJ and Mark Ruffalo, nom nom nom
everyone else and this movie in general, yawn yawn yawn
Not only do they have to go running around NYC looking like assholes, but they don't even get Labor Day off?
something about Renner, I'd fuck him so hard..
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Oh God ,why don't you go sit under a rainbow and write a poem, Kyle.
Joss Whedon is behind this?!!?!!?
Oh my god, NERD ORGASM ALERT!!!!!! NERD ORGASM ALERT!!!!!! NERD ORGASM ALERT!!!!!! NERD ORGASM ALERT!!!!!! NERD ORGASM ALERT!!!!!!
DANGER WILL ROBINSON, NERD ORGASM ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't even fucking breathe right now...
Submitted by Goldshift on Mon, 09/05/2011 - 6:46pm.
That is not Chris Pine, MK and no, The Avengers is based on the comic series, not the television show featuring Emma Peel...
OK - thanks for clearing that up because I was just going to say WTF do these pictures have to do with Emma Peel and Steed. I was a fan of the Avengers - didn't know they had a comix book character by the same name.
Eeh - I'm kinda glad they're not messing up the original ass kicking Emma Peel - who by the way, also used to wear a black catsuit.
Thanks, Goldshift -- glad to know I'm not losing my mind!
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Submitted by bambam on Mon, 09/05/2011 - 6:47pm.
What is the black cube? Is it what used to be called the cosmic cube?
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Yes, exactly. The black cube is ancient and has been worshipped by Jews, Muslims and Christians, as it represents the secret god that everybody is worshipping: Saturn...Satan. The planet Saturn even has a hexagon (two-dimensional cube) on one of it's poles. How did the ancient people know about that without technology?
These videos explain how man has set up religions to secretly worship El/Alah/Saturn/Kronos:
Part 1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmWqnNK24hg
Part 2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRFNpWtGNnw
Part 3:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifjh7pwdpVk
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How many comic book movies are they planning on making?
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One for every jew.
What is the black cube? Is it what used to be called the cosmic cube?
That is not Chris Pine, MK and no, The Avengers is based on the comic series, not the television show featuring Emma Peel...although, I'd rather watch that than this shit. The only reason they are making this film is because they introduced the Black Cube in the first film and in "Thor" so now, the storyline revolves around this cube, i.e. the Kabaa that Muslims stole from the Hindus.
Is this the same Avengers with Emma Peel, aka Diana Rigg? Because I don't recall a Captain America character.
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I saw them filming some of this shit fest in Central Park Friday. I'm sure it will look great with the special effects and stuff, but I looks really dumb now.
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The only Avengers I choose to be aware of, is the one that starred Joanna Lumley as Purdey:
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I'm sorry, but it is SO HARD for me to look at these photos and not laugh my ASS off.
My willingness to suspend disbelief is dwindling.
love rdj and mark ruffalo too...but is mark a midget or what? rdj looks like he towers over him!
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OMG. Jeremy Renner playing the time-honored 'SUUUUUUPER BAAAABY' game with the baby in thumbnail 14. As if I didn't love him enough already.
Agreed about the extremely ill-fitting pants on the men.
Chris Evans seems nice enough but he has major DERP face.
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).
ScarJo's secret weapons apparently are a plunging leather neckline and 4" super heels. Render bad men and women slack-jawed and drooling.
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I don't get the continuing appeal of these super hero movies.
This shit looks like "hide your head in the sand" bad. I would be laughing my ass off if I ran around looking as stupid as these turds. I think even nerds would be offended by this garbage.
What in Halloween clearance bin hell is going on with their shitty costumes?
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Naughychimp -- high five, hon! I was particularly jealous of ScarHo when she was rubbing her ugly biscuits on Sean Penn. I know everyone hates him, but I think he is sex on a stick -- rawrrrrrr!!!
The bottom half of Viking Hemsworth's outfit needs to be tighter. ScarJo needs to get a franchise character going because she is at the tail end of her career otherwise. She doesn't have the acting chops to last much past thirty.
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Dear Jesus, that is a ton of hotness in one place. I love Jeremy Renner.
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Yay nerd stuff! Chris Evans is SO hot.
I already promised my cousin I'd take her superhero-fan kids to see this next year.
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Thor's pants aren't tight enough.
I might have gone to see this movie for the hot males in skintight bodysuits, but since ScarJo is in it (and therefore, it's guaranteed to suck), I'll pass.
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