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The Coke Bottle-Playing Mariachi Man!
Some might say this is some chunti ass shit, but I say this is some ingenious ass shit! IN THIS ECONOMY, trumpet players have to blow into whatever is available (Cut to John Travolta painting his b-hole like a trumpet).
When it's your My Big Fat Quinceañera time (Note: Why isn't there a My Big Fat Quinceañera reality show? TLC, get on that!) and you've spent your mariachi budget on a lit up dress with matching fiber optic veil and a Menudo cover band, you're going to wish that you had this dude's number. I mean, you can't say that he's THAT low-budget. He's using a Mexican Coke bottle, not a Shasta bottle. Give him some pointy boots and he's really ready to party like it's the real thing, baby.
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I used to have a bong just like that, never played it!
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 09/06/2011 - 7:14am.
That looks like my old homemade bong. A friend made it for me, and i loved it. My dad ended up throwing it away while i was on vacation. How do address: Hey Dad, did you happen to throw my bong away?? Yeah, the one made out of a cokebottle, with a plumping part fused into it..
Your Dad did WHAT??? Pops need to be taken out back and have a stiff, stern talking to. It's the only way.
Coke bottle trumpet? And just like that, hope is restored in Lohan's music career.
That is actually very ingenious and cool... just wondering how much spit is in it by the end of the day?!
OMGMK,
You did not just say "chunti ass shit"! Get out of my brain!! Or no, please stay in there and keep those last few brain cells company :)
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
Chunti?! hahaha! I so love you, MK. Anyway, that's not mariachi. Looks more like a poor man's version of a norteño band. Mind you, I don't know much because I hate chuntaro music.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Nice! Is that technically mariachi, though?
Downton Abbey/The Penalty
i think that is quite stupendous.
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The McCanns Did It
For some inexplicable reason, this makes me smile.
That looks like my old homemade bong. A friend made it for me, and i loved it. My dad ended up throwing it away while i was on vacation. How do address: Hey Dad, did you happen to throw my bong away?? Yeah, the one made out of a cokebottle, with a plumping part fused into it..
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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
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Submitted by luscious_t: "this is the ingenious stuff that makes me almost kinda like humanity from a minute."
My sentiments exactly. That is way awesome.
The problem is now he's addicted to playing it!
This looks like a Mexican version of one my ex's Polish family reunions, only more fun. They sat around playing makeshift instruments and dancing a polka.
It was all quite festive.
this is the ingenious stuff that makes me almost kinda like humanity from a minute
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Tonight I'm feeling to make you enjoy with a blowjob/I want to feel in my throat
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That's a very noisy bong.