Would You Hit It?

Here's Benjamin Géza Affleck-Boldt in wig to ankle polyester with Alan Arkin on the Hollywood set of the movie he's directing and starring in called Argo. That skull bra of synthetic follicles on his head looks like it's slightly better quality than the wig that comes in the Pimp Mama Kris costume pack at the Whoretown Halloween store.

As for my very important headline question, I'm sure most of you sluts would check the box marked "NOT WHILE SOBER" since this is a forest backdrop and a hand-to-face-pose away from looking like your daddy in an Olan Mills portrait session circa 1977 . In the 70s, my dad looked like if Judge Ito played the title role in Welcome Back, Kotter, so it's safe for me to say that I'D HIT IT!

I truly believe that you haven't begun to scoop up all of life's beautiful moments until you've heard the line "Watch the wig!" from a piece while sitting on their face.

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Ben Affleck • Would You Hit It?

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 7:02am.

Here's a great site on which celebs have died and which deaths are only rumors:

http://dpsinfo.com/dps/rumors.html#top

Submitted by smokeybaconflavour on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 6:54am.

Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 6:25pm.

I thought Alan Arkin was dead! Who am I thinking of that's dead?

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OMG! Mabel, me too! This is some wierd shit. I'm like really sure he died.

On another note, I'm glad people are coming around on Afflack. My friends always use to say how hot he was and I never got it. I was just always turned off by him

Submitted by smokeybaconflavour on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 6:50am.

isn't Alan Arkin dead? Seriously, I thought he died.

Submitted by RustyHooligan on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 9:37pm.

Only if he first admitted, on videotape, with a signed release, "I'm actually a really horrid actor and I have no cosmic right to be successful."

Submitted by precociousmagpie on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 9:25pm.

Ben Affleck is gross. Would not hit.

Alan Arkin, on the other hand? Love him. Could possibly maybe hit, despite extreme oldness.

Hydrangeas already loathe Madge since her face reminds them of the hairless albino woodchucks that decapitate them at the stem

Submitted by Hysteria on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 9:04pm.

No. And to underscore that, I'd say he looks like a young Sirhan Sirhan. Yeahhhh, member that guy?
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Submitted by parkerj on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 8:12pm.

Can't believe I'd say this about Ben Affleck, but no I would not.

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 7:55pm.

No, I would not.

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Submitted by Callan on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 7:11pm.

Submitted by Daniee on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 2:20pm.

Ben is a likable guy .......I think it's mean how ppl love to go on about him having extra-marital affairs when there is zero proof of it. They seem pretty happy to me and enjoying a relatively ordinary life, for entertainers.

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I have to agree with you partly. I don't think he's super likable, but he doesn't bother me in any way. Since J Lo, he's made some decent movies. Plus, he and Jennifer Garner seem to be raising two non-bratty kids in Hollywood. With all the blind items that seem to implicate him, how is it that none of them have ever come to fruition? I'm starting to think he did something to piss bloggers and gossip columnists off at some point in his career, because no one could keep the lid on their sordid extramarital affairs this long if they were true.

Submitted by becky n sydney on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 6:59pm.

Low rent Keanu.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 5:02pm.

Affleck is a would fuck but like many d00ds in Hollywood he has to keep his voice completely shut OFF so as not kill boners by uttering douche spells.

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 5:00pm.

Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 6:25pm.

I thought Alan Arkin was dead! Who am I thinking of that's dead?

I was thinking Alan Alda but I'm not sure if he's dead either!

Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 4:55pm.

I thought Alan Arkin was dead! Who am I thinking of that's dead?

Submitted by justincase on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 4:53pm.

I don't mind him but I generally do not hit on people wearing wigs.

Submitted by Thamar on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 4:59pm.

MK, if we were neighbors I would throw you a party, it would NOT be potluck and invite all of dlisted, you make me laugh so much...NOT WHILE SOBER!!!!
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Dated many and married one who wore this look. Ben's pants may be slightly too short imo. Wardrobe!

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Submitted by cattitude on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 4:38pm.

I also thought that was Keanu at first. I've never found Affleck attractive before, but this I actually like.

Submitted by taliaann on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 3:24pm.

I thought that was Keanu at first.

Submitted by Beyotch Puhlease on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 3:21pm.

I think he's delicious! Always has been, always will be.

Submitted by pigger_than_life on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 3:18pm.

He looks like he would fuck you making funny grunting noises on the back seat of a '78 Ford Fairmont, so yes, I would definitely hit it...
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Submitted by slowlygoindown on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 2:50pm.

Hit it with a Mack truck

Submitted by pomme on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 2:32pm.

the 70's outfits are ugly

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 2:09pm.

No. no do-able. not now. not ever.

Submitted by denise on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 1:53pm.

He looks better with the actual beard!!

Submitted by snowball on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 1:49pm.

He looks too skinny, I like my men a little beefier. I actually might have hit it at some point earlier, pre-Lively rumors. Once the possibility that he may have stuck his dick in that thing started, he lost any appeal he ever had.

Submitted by shoe addict on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 1:49pm.

hell yes, i would hit it!

I once got into a fight/strong disagreement at my local dive bar over Ben Affleck

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Submitted by citizenstrange on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 1:40pm.

It looks like a remake of "Carlito's Way."

Submitted by MadgesVadge on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 1:32pm.

I WOULD hit it. Is that weird? I might need to Purell my life.

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 1:21pm.

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 1:45pm.
Alan Arkin is BRILLIANT!

I loved him in LMS, and I recently watched this movie called Sunshine Cleaning - he was great in it, although he looked really fucking yellow, as if jaundiced.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 1:15pm.

Confession time: I sort of love Ben Affleck.

*hides behind polyester leisure suit*

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Submitted by fosho on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 12:51pm.

like dayum

Submitted by Daniee on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 12:50pm.

With the exception of his little mouth, I have always found him & Jon Hamm look an awful a lot alike.
Ben is a likable guy .......I think it's mean how ppl love to go on about him having extra-marital affairs when there is zero proof of it. They seem pretty happy to me and enjoying a relatively ordinary life, for entertainers.

Submitted by fosho on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 12:50pm.

He's never really done it for me,but he looks hot here

Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 12:49pm.

No. He's a hot mess crawling with STDs.

Submitted by LoCoJo on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 12:46pm.

I was thinking "Something's different about Dave Grohl, I just can't put my finger on it..."

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 12:40pm.

I've always liked Affleck.

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Submitted by Rdeadline on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 12:36pm.

Yes. *runs to watch Nighthawks*

Submitted by saltydog88 on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 12:33pm.

I'd hit it for sure

Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 12:32pm.

Submitted by Candy on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 1:42pm.
Wait... I thought that was John Travolta circa 1981 at first.Huh?
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 12:31pm.

Leisure Suit Larry or Hot Tub Saleman?

You decide.

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Submitted by guest on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 12:30pm.

No.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by death2douches on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 12:30pm.

The derp face threw me. At first glance, I thought it was Keanu Reeves.

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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 12:30pm.

I would've hit it back in the "Chasing Amy" days. Now? Not so much. He must have HELLA STD's.

Submitted by zachhcaz on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 12:25pm.

I liked it better when it was named Earl Hickey.

Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 12:25pm.

In all actuality I would DEF HIT HIM in this ankle-poly-hair-wham-bam state. Wouldn't need his name or anything. Just bring it. That is all.

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Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 12:23pm.

I thought that was TommyGirl at first glance. And no, I wouldn't hit it.

Submitted by Dog on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 12:16pm.

Sure, I'd hit it. With a tube sock full of wet cowshit.

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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 12:16pm.

Um. No.

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 12:15pm.

Alan Arkin is BRILLIANT! He always awesome, Catch 22 is one of my favorites.

I actually like Ben, he seems to get a rough ride from the press and well let's face it most people but other than some shitty movies which any actor can be accused of he seems to me like a nice enough feller to me.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 09/08/2011 - 12:13pm.

70's porn star... not a good look, bro.... clean it up.
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