Work Those Vaccine-Free Titty Balls, Jenny McCarthy!
While Jim Carrey continues to dig an underground tunnel from his basement to the bottom of Emma Stone's dirty laundry hamper, his ex-piece and Autism activist Jenny McCarthy busted out a "chichi bags out, hip to the side pose" (you can learn about on page 16 in Bikini Photo-Op Posing for Dummies) while out with her new dude in Malibu yesterday.
Yes, Jenny's dude looks he screams "bada bing, baby!" when he's about to cum and his lube of choice is probably made by AXE, but his body has one of my favorite kind of man stomachs on it. You know, he has one of those sampler stomachs. If you want to knock your tongue against a half six-pack, he's got that for you. If you prefer your man guts the same way you prefer your Whoopee cushions (rubbery and bloated), then he's got that for you too. The best of both worlds.
And those of you hating bitches out there who are reading Jenny McCarthy's body its rights, you should know that she got that body from doing lots of yoga. Okay? Yeah, more like yogatthatbodyfromtheplasticsurgeonbitch.
You know, he has one of those sampler stomachs. If you want to knock your tongue against a half six-pack, he's got that for you. If you prefer your man guts the same way you prefer your Whoopee cushions (rubbery and bloated), then he's got that for you too. The best of both worlds.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
SAMPLER stomach!
*swipes tears of laughter*
What about a sampler dick? Is there a peen that is half hard/half limp with a half rumpled foreskin?
Sashimi! Geoduck uncircumcised penis clams for everyone!
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY penis clams!
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Looks like someone bought bigger boobies for herself after her recent break-up. She's still a useless celebrity.
"bada bing, baby!". That is funny and a great description, HAHAHA!
If I read the straight men correctly they consider her a 'hottie', regardless of all the fakery. Somehow I find solace in knowing that my target group has such low standards.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
I was ALL Team Jenn-AY until she turned around and I saw that last pic.
Can't she borrow some ass from CoCo?!
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I laughed so hard at the second paragraph. Like when dudes get that "ab tan" over their beer gut.
And, yeah, what IS that nodule on their right calves?!
100% what twat muffin said
I dont mind either Jenny and Jim together or not and I never really bought that whole I don't care if we r married crap she was trying to sell and I'm sorry but her taking his money after they broke up shows what she was really waiting for in that relationship she cashed in her chips big time and he is stupid for believing she would use that money for her son....doesn't her ex-husband have money of his own to care for his own kid... I think it was Jims way of finding out what she was all about she could have turned down that cash but she didnt so she showed her true colors theres names for women who get paid for their time with men...sad thing is his first wife had to fight hard to get her half when shes the one that supported him when he was coming up and she had his kid sad
Thoughts while looking at photo #4:
1 -I don't understand this man's body.
2 - Why do they both have the exact same bump on their outer right calves? It's like they got matching trompe l'oeil bee sting tats or something.
Her potential hotness goes down like 30 degrees by hanging out with that tatted tool.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 12:48pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 12:23pm.
What is that bizarre cysty-looking bump between her tittays?
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I thinks that's call HER HEAD!
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Ahahaha! Her head! LMAO
I don't hate on Jenny, but that was awesomely funny Whamo XD
Ugly bewbs and weave - the silicone and polyester are fighting it out for domination of her top half.
Huskyman's an upgrade from Carrey. Nude pix of Huskyman?
Yo, yo, yo, Vinnie... what you doin', chooch? Fuggetaboutit!
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 6:43pm.
I'll drink to that! LOL! And sure those cute dimples on her back have turned into golfball sized dents but yes she's still easy on the eyes!
sure, she's plastic, and loonier than Daffy Duck playing hopscotch, but... damn!!... she's nice to look at.
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Submitted by REDMOND on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 2:49pm.
I have loved this bitch ever since I was a kid and she was on Singled Out- I think that's what it was called...
Yes and after that The Jenny McCarthy Show...although short lived. I thought it was pretty funny. She made fun of herself a lot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnzRNo_TUJ0
She has a good body (minus the stripper-party balloons)
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For your health.
That sixth pic...I think she's packin' some muff hair!
I have Asperger's and Jenny really grates on me with her ill-informed "u can totes cure autism with a diet!!!!1! ;)" attitude. Yeah, bitch, I wish it was that easy. It isn't.
She is really stupid.
I thought that was Coco when I first looked at it!
I would not throw Jenny out of my bed. I'm sure Jim Cary is busy whacking off to Emma Stone pics.
my better half *cough* works in an environment where people seat side by side without true cubicles, just a workspace really. so every time so asshole slithered into work totally sick, he would get sick and I would get sick. i hate being sick. so i started getting flu shots. that was eons ago. In the last 12 years, I've gotten sick twice, both times from some disgusting stomach virus one of my little crumbsnatchers brought home. my chirruns are very hardy and not sickly at all. we already have gotten our flu shots and they get all their immunizations. do what you want in your own household.
JM looks good, weave and overinflated breasteses not included. remember the camera adds 10lbs - at least thats what I tell myself
"Jenny's dude looks he screams "bada bing, baby!" when he's about to cum" - Hahahahahahaha
I guess she looks pretty good, but I don't care about her so-called politics. And she should have stayed with Jim; they seemed strangely well-matched.
Ummm, why does she have two belly buttons? She needs to give one to Kathy Griffin.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 12:59pm.
I have to be honest, at first I thought it was a bloated Heidi Montag... lol
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 1:38pm.
I don't know why exactly, but I can't stand her. She's a piece of trash from my home town (Chicago) and she's famous for doing nothing but getting naked and possibly fucking on Hef. She's nothing to look at -- that chin is Jay Leno-sized IMO. And the crap about vaccinations. I wonder if she bought the Malibu home with the $25 million Jim Carrey paid her when she went away.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 2:45pm.
I have never liked this woman. HOW is she funny? All she did was make stupid faces and fart noises. Big Deal.
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Agree, agree, agree. I think she looks a LOT like Heidi Montag here. Which is funny, cuz Heidi Montag probably based her whole blonde-bimbo schtick on people like Jenny McCarthy!
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agirl - yes, all shapes and sizes... and lol at "please to clarify"
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 3:13pm
agirl - that is a WOULD. HIT. SOFUCKINGHARD. it's just the main pic that made me initially think it was Heidi...
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Thank you for teh clarification. I thought that's what you meant, 'cause I know you enjoy teh sizeable bewbs, be they reality or faux.
Carry on.
Submitted by KidL on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 1:57pm.
I'm the one spouting off about JM curing her son's autism with a faddish diet.
I misparaphrased her drivel.
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bambam - lmfao!! you have to remember I like the Pamela Anderson type... trashy, with a splash of class (no class really necessary). And I do not trust where your hand as been, my brotha...!!
agirl - that is a WOULD. HIT. SOFUCKINGHARD. it's just the main pic that made me initially think it was Heidi...
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She looks good - well fed, great stomach, plenty of cellulite on the back of her body and a big ass! In other words - normal and healthy!!
Her boobs don't look good but that's because they're fake and that has to be a wig she's wearing, right????
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 12:59pm.
I have to be honest, at first I thought it was a bloated Heidi Montag... lol
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Jack I am not understanding your posts - do you haz WANT or DO NOT WANT? Please to clarify.
Redmond, those are NOT the same implants. These are bigger.
And her hair is too long. She looks like a fucking Real Housewife.
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I get a *Chyna mixed with Pam A.* vibe from thumb#4.
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Breakdown :
Hat sucks
Right tit looks wonky
He looks better from behind
Her forehead looks huge
What is up with her glasses? Needs something bigger to cover that face.
Extensions look like extensions.
Her ass - frumpy.
That said, she looks happy.
When it comes to our bodies and our children's bodies, we have the right to decide what is or isn't injected into it. Civilization survived for thousands of years without vaccinations. Yet,we live in a society now where we are very close to losing this right. Doesn't that scare anybody????
I have loved this bitch ever since I was a kid and she was on Singled Out- I think that's what it was called...Anyway, I think she's beautiful and looks great! And she's had the implants since she was like 18.
cdog, it is MMR. Measles, Mumps and Rubella. Not Mixed Martial Arts.
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I have never liked this woman. HOW is she funny? All she did was make stupid faces and fart noises. Big Deal.
her tits look terrible. I remember seeing a pic a year ago, and thinking she looked amazing. These are gross.
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I can't with this bitch. Perpetuating the debunked theory that the MMA vaccine causes Autism is completely reckless.
People are dumb. Who are you going to listen to: A playboy bunny with no credibility or a doctor/scientist with a fucking Phd? JM, Andrew Wakefield, and whichever one of the Kennedys that kept that bullshit alive can take a long walk off a short pier.
Unfortunately, the conspiracy theorists are alive and well and there are still a bunch of dumb fuck parents not getting their kids vaccinated. Cool times. Have fun when your kid dies of whooping cough or your kid gives the mumps to a baby too young to be vaccinated and subsequently dies from it. Awesome.
be cool about fire safety
I can't stand this obnoxious, self important cow!!!
And that crap with vaccinations causing Autism has long, long been disproven (it was a hoax caused by some scientists fiddling their own research numbers. The accused scientists even admitted it.), yet she never shut up about her ignorant amateur theories.
Bitch should apologize for misleading thousands of people into not vaccinating their children and therefore exposing them to serious health risks.... actual and proven health risks!!!
What is this crazy woman actually famous for other than her BS, does she actually have any talents other than self promotion??
She looks great from the front -- except for her obvious silicone rack.
From the back, she seems to have lipo scars, and in need of another round in her upper thigh area.
All in all she's very cute.
Submitted by death2douches on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 1:56pm.
McCarthy has never said her son was cured, but that he was in recovery. The symptoms of his autism are not as severe as they were, but he still has issues.
I'm divided on Jenny. I like her personally and I like her sick humor. Her pregnancy books were hysterical and pretty informational. As for autism, she would have been much better served had she just said "this is what I did to help my son and so far it's working"...and then just shut her mouth.
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I agree 100%.
I can't with this dumb bitch.
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Submitted by Flatbush Hooker... on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 12:51pm.
JM claims that vaccines for childhood diseases (mumps, measles, chicken pox, etc.) causes autism. She also claims that she cured her son's autism through a some faddish diet.
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Actually, she has never claimed that her son was cured. Rather, she says he recovered. There are documented cases of children who were diagnosed as being on the ASD and later were re-assessed and found to no longer considered to be on the spectrum. That is a fact.
Also, she never claimed the diet cured him either. Rather, she says it helped along with him receiving applied behavioral therapy, the latter of which is recognised as legit by the medical community.
I am not a fan of hers, but the misconceptions out there about her son and what she supposedly said vs. what she actually DID make me see red.
McCarthy has never said her son was cured, but that he was in recovery. The symptoms of his autism are not as severe as they were, but he still has issues.
I'm divided on Jenny. I like her personally and I like her sick humor. Her pregnancy books were hysterical and pretty informational. As for autism, she would have been much better served had she just said "this is what I did to help my son and so far it's working"...and then just shut her mouth.
I had all my vaccinations and am fine. Children SHOULD be vaccinated, but there are more vaccinations now than ever, and I'm not sure ALL of them are necessary nor if children should receive them so young and so many at one time. Regardless, autism stats are higher than ever before and it's most likely due to environmental factors. Is one of those factors vaccinations? It's possible. Of course, so are vampires.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 1:30pm.
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 1:22pm.
I noticed that you said that your son is better. I'm sincerely glad to hear that; autism is an ugly, ugly disorder.
However, JM claims that her son is cured; no more autism at all. That claim I find very hard to believe.
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That's true. I think the most important things for an autistic child are early intervention, therapy, and lots of attention and hard work from families. Diet alone won't do it. I do think some of JM's claims are misleading and give out false hope, but I do appreciate her bringing some of these alternatives into the mainstream.
I don't know why exactly, but I can't stand her. She's a piece of trash from my home town (Chicago) and she's famous for doing nothing but getting naked and possibly fucking on Hef. She's nothing to look at -- that chin is Jay Leno-sized IMO. And the crap about vaccinations. I wonder if she bought the Malibu home with the $25 million Jim Carrey paid her when she went away.
Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 12:55pm.
last thumbnail...bullet wounds? what are those holes on her back?
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Dimples. We all got 'em.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 12:57pm.
Miss McCarthy just. don't. know.
*passes out from lack of blood to brain*
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Yeah, I knew when I scrolled I'd find your ass here. lols
On topic; yesss lawdy, rode harrrd and put back wet. I'd give you a hand up Jack, but
1) I don't know where your hand has been and
2) I know where mine was.