Work Those Vaccine-Free Titty Balls, Jenny McCarthy!

September 9, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

While Jim Carrey continues to dig an underground tunnel from his basement to the bottom of Emma Stone’s dirty laundry hamper, his ex-piece and Autism activist Jenny McCarthy busted out a “chichi bags out, hip to the side pose” (you can learn about on page 16 in Bikini Photo-Op Posing for Dummies) while out with her new dude in Malibu yesterday.

Yes, Jenny’s dude looks he screams “bada bing, baby!” when he’s about to cum and his lube of choice is probably made by AXE, but his body has one of my favorite kind of man stomachs on it. You know, he has one of those sampler stomachs. If you want to knock your tongue against a half six-pack, he’s got that for you. If you prefer your man guts the same way you prefer your Whoopee cushions (rubbery and bloated), then he’s got that for you too. The best of both worlds.

And those of you hating bitches out there who are reading Jenny McCarthy’s body its rights, you should know that she got that body from doing lots of yoga. Okay? Yeah, more like yogatthatbodyfromtheplasticsurgeonbitch.

Tags: Jenny McCarthy, Struttin' That Ass

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