What In Gorilla Juice Head Hell…..

September 10, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

If one of your wishes in life is to see a freshly waxed chimpanzee with a lisp have a roid-induced stroke while getting anally electrocuted with a taser wand as he tries to jack off with two paws, then it is your lucky day, because this video is the closest you will ever get to fulfilling that wish.

At the end of an episode of Vh1’s reality game show Ton of Cash, The Greek Mystique (who is obviously still pissed that he didn’t get cast in the role of The Situation on Jersey Shore) was eliminated and he handled that shit with grace and dignity by reciting a line from Rocky Balboa before flipping into a full-blown gorilla rage meltdown. Dude’s neck veins tried to bust out on their own and the sound that came out of his mouth is the same sound you’d hear from a pimple being popped if it had vocal cords. Vh1 is a helluva drug.

Source: Boston Barstool Sports via The Daily What

Tags: Do You Need A Moment?, Sharon Stone, Shit Shows, Uncomfortable

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