Jason Sudeikis Wants His Nuts In Lindsay Lohan's Mouth
File this under: Riveting news is RIVETING!
Jason Sudeikis and Lindsay Lohan, seen here looking like a (don't click on that) prolapsed anus wearing expired eyeliner, were both at a party for Purple Magazine on Saturday night when one thing led to them trying to bust a nut into each other's mouth holes. A ho who witnessed this important moment in peanut history gave this first-hand account to Page Six:
“Jason and LiLo were sitting across from each other, then Jason started throwing peanuts or paper at her. Lindsay kept ducking to miss them until she decided to throw them right back at him. Then they began throwing nuts at each other trying to get it into each other’s mouths. Once finished they got up and hugged and started laughing together.”
This is the part in the post where I come clean and admit that I only posted this non-story so that I could use that naturally gorgeous picture of Blohan looking like hot death warmed over a plate of dehydrated scab skin. I also posted this so that when the Clinica Mobile nurse lets you know that you have once again contracted Chlamydia of the retinas, you can blame it on that headline.
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what is the deal with jason sudeikis? i cannot get a read on him...i want to think he's a total jerk-off creep but sometimes i just feel like he's fucking fame in the anus (like the link i didn't thankfully click on) and getting away with it?
www.hangryhippo.com: Where hunger, anger, media consumption, and satire meet for a snack
This is one link, after having been warned not to click, that I listened to good advice.
The pic of Hohan is disturbing enough.
She still looks gorgeous in some pictures. This girl was born so photogenic and talented too. What the hell happened? Either drugs or mental illness. She is gay but it's not like she became butch or something.
Her parents happened. If she'd been emancipated from her parents after Parent Trap, I'm sure she would have a very, VERY different life.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Good god, that prolapsed anus is the fattest, ugliest asshole I've seen since Rush Limbaugh.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 8:59pm.
I saw Lilo made a comment on twitter that people are ragging on Ali, and that Ali is healthy- just like a Runway model should look.
HA
Ali will be dead by 21. I called it years ago. Very sad.
And I'm sure Dina would also say "She's fine".
I don't know about runway models but these are pretty thin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWVlKeq_U7Y&feature=related
Meet Patient Zero of the 2012 Long Island Flu pandemic. honestly, bitches who voluntarily go near her should at least have the decency to wear a Hazmat suit.
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"Fuck that guy for thinking anyone and everyone should want to do Glee."
- Dave Grohl
I saw Lilo made a comment on twitter that people are ragging on Ali, and that Ali is healthy- just like a Runway model should look.
HA
Ali will be dead by 21. I called it years ago. Very sad.
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She said it's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude
There must be 50 ways to leave your lover
OH my GOD she's looking worse & worse! Look at those teeth! GAHH
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"I do not drink, do drugs, or lie" --Lindsay Lohan 2007
Submitted by Bitingontinfoil on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 1:13pm.
I shouldn't have clicked on that. o-O Looks like Uchitel the morning after. brrr.
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Hahahaha!!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 3:01pm.
WHY IS SHE IN NY??? SHOULDN'T SHE BE IN L.A. DOING COMMUNITY SERVICE? SHE GETS TO GO TO FASHION WEEK???!!!!!
Hey come on! She completed at least 45 hrs already! That was back in May though...she'll never make it. She's such a fuck up!
Maybe it's the sickness talking, but these are some of the best Lindsey-as-a-blond pics I've seen in a long time...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
She looks like a middle-aged Jayne Mansfield in that second thumbnail.
Submitted by Dr. Dick on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 2:56pm.
I was warned not to click.
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As was I. No one to blame but myself. EGAD.
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This episode brought to you by the letter SHUTUP.
Submitted by perky on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 12:52pm.
Sweaty, sour, and reeking of stale booze.
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This is want I want on my tombstone...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I just can't with the orange skin and overbleached hair...what the fuck has she done to her looks...she looks like a rotten dried out orange peel (my condolences to all the rotten dried out orange peels out there)...for real...she is not even 30 and rode hard and put out wet (or put up wet) I can never get that saying right...she looks hideous...were is my hazmat suit. Chlamydia of the eyes again..dammit Hohan!!!
She still looks gorgeous in some pictures. This girl was born so photogenic and talented too. What the hell happened? Either drugs or mental illness. She is gay but it's not like she became butch or something.
NooooAAAAoooooAAAoooo!!!
I shouldn't have clicked the link.
Parts of her nose are starting to look damaged from her constant powdering.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
WHY IS SHE IN NY??? SHOULDN'T SHE BE IN L.A. DOING COMMUNITY SERVICE? SHE GETS TO GO TO FASHION WEEK???!!!!!
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She said it's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude
There must be 50 ways to leave your lover
I was warned not to click.
To be honest, I've seen things a lot worse than a prolapsed anus. Lindsay's main pic is one of those things. I hope she disappears before December once and for all.
Pumpkinhead!!
Can't believe that is only 23 yrs old, she looks like Rachel Zoe more and more.
I've said it a million times but I'll say it again, this dumb bitch looks terrible as a blonde! Does she not have a publicist, manager, stylist, friend, ANYONE who will tell her that???
I wonder if its true about her being mistaken for Donatella Versace at fashion week? She certainly looks like an OLDER version of Donatella.
I wonder if the supermodel Aliana Lohan has lots of jobs this week?
How the hell does ONE get a prolapsed anus? i mean crapping hurts imagine this ish coming out?!
and F LL.
Who or What is a Jason Sudekis?
Submitted by SpiceDong on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 1:35pm.
whenever i see LiLo I just picture her needing some Lysol. She always looks like she smells down there.
I bet she's the original blue waffle.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
First January Jones now Blohan, wow Jason has the absolute worst taste in women
Snowy!!! ♥♥♥ I know I shouldn't click when MK says not to, I just find it impossible to do what I'm told lol.
*holds jacko*
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 1:31pm.
lmao!
At least she's not ill-educated, I would think she has a masters in stalking.
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...more like a P.H.D. in DumbCuntOlogy
That looks like a red pepper sticking out of someone's ass.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
M.E. they wear shades inside because, you know, their future's so bright. Has nothing to do with hiding cokey eyes, no ma'am.
And wtF is going on with Linds' everything in the main pic? Those untamed too dark eyebrowns, that heavy sloppy liner, the made up cadaver color of her chin and upper lip area, and that fricking HIDEOUS lip stick...all topped by her fresh from cleaning piss off the men's bathroom floor yarn mom head. I mean, you have to try to look that shitty. *golf clap*
HOLY FUCKIN SHIT THAT OUTTY OF AN ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*weak in knees*
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
When you say "don't click on this", it of course, makes me click on it then I spend the next few days trying to recover from clicking on it. Fucking foul.
SpiceDong -- what ass smells Blo has won't be killed by Lysol -- that's some biohazard level 5 CDC shit.
Peanuts? What a low rent party. Did they have cocktail weenies in bbq sauce in the crockpot too?
Jack: If Sweetassss and I can handle it so can you!!!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
whenever i see LiLo I just picture her needing some Lysol. She always looks like she smells down there.
http://www.mum.org/Lysol48.htm
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"So if u don't like 'the difficult brown'.. Don't apply" - Sinead O'Connor
*pictures Phoebe Cates slowly peeling off that bikini...to show her prolapsed anus*
*sad face*
I read earlier she was accidentally mistaken over the weekend for Donatella Versace.
Now I see why. Horrid! Yeeeeesh...imagine her in 10 years - if she lives to see 10 more years.
Nasty!
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Twat - don't forget that little court ordered therapy, you know, that she can't afford either.
Submitted by Oxygen on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 1:16pm.
(i.e. no amount of Saran Wrap or darkness could justify putting a NUT in that mouf)
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lmao!
At least she's not ill-educated, I would think she has a masters in stalking.
Prolapsed anus.
that's my new name for my man.
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Oh God ,why don't you go sit under a rainbow and write a poem, Kyle.
Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 1:23pm.
That prolapsed-anus pic is eerily akin to how my own looked after the birth of my child. Except that I had a cluster of about seven of those dangling from my rectum. The nurses were aghast.
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Well! I think I'll skip lunch and dinner. Thanks.
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not. looking. at. link.
*shakes while trying to resist*
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
Ophelia -- and yeah, what about that community service? This cunt was telling the judge she's too poor to pay for court-ordered therapy, yet she's drinking, snorting & traveling to NY for fashion week, that's got to cost some bucks. She owes hundreds of hours of community service and she has yet to do barely any of it. I hope they throw the book at this ugly, smelly cunt.
YCM: OM GEEE you made me look! *full body shudder* why does is look like an icing rose!?!?!?!!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
WHY DO ALL THESE FUCKTARDS WEAR STUPID ASS SUNGLESS INSIDE????????
You_Complete_Me - psssst... I'm not sure you are aware of this or not so I thought I would go ahead and let you know that if you were wondering just now "did I actually just type that out loud?" YES, YOU DID!
"That prolapsed-anus pic is eerily akin to how my own looked after the birth of my child. Except that I had a cluster of about seven of those dangling from my rectum. The nurses were aghast."
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
Jesus, that is the epitome of trolling.