JLo And B.Coop Went Out On A Date
At a restaurant called Per Se (ugh) in NYC on Saturday night, the romantic scent of free publicity and freshly grown Puerto Rican beard hairs was in the air when JLo and Bradley Cooper sat down together for a date. TMZ says that the dinner was of the romantic kind and they were the only two at the table. Well, that's if you don't count the team of publicists who were hiding under the table and tricking B.Coop into gazing toward JLo's way by dangling Victor Garber's head shot over her head. But yeah, other than that, it was totally intimate and romantic!
Someone who works at Per Se told UsWeekly that they were there for a while, but didn't say if JLo decided to move fast by skipping to step 9 in Renee Zellweger's Ancient Art of Bearding manual by hand canoodling with B.Coop across the table as he refreshed his location on Grindr with his other paw. BUT WAIT! A different source tells People that JLo and B.Coop's Saturday night dinner date was strictly business and they only met to talk about doing a project together.
It would make sense that JLo would move fast to quickly get the taste of Skeletor's crypt dust dick and grave dirt cum balls out of her mouth, but I believe People's source. This is strictly business! If you don't believe me, do the Renee by squinting at the fine print on JLo and B.Coop's preliminary relationship contract that reads: THIS IS STRICTLY BUSINESS! GOING OFF THE SCRIPT BY PUTTING YOUR LIPS ON MY PERSON WHEN A CAMERA IS NOT AROUND IS NOT ONLY A BREACH OF CONTRACT BUT IT'S ALSO JUST GROSS. EWW!
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Submitted by precociousmagpie on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 10:45am.
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And then there is "literally": "I went to lunch at McDonald's and literally ate every burger in the place."
Oh lord. My husband gets on kicks and does this until I point out that if he does it one more time, I'm going to bludgeon him.
For a while he was stuck on 'technically.'
"I went to the store and, technically, I got bananas." WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN??? You got plantains?
Before that it was, 'No offense.'
"Damn, that guy is really hairy. No offense." Um...did you just call me really hairy??? Is that why you think I would be offended?
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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 10:35am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 10:33am.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 10:20am.
I have an idiot relative who throws "per se" into the most casual of sentences, as in "I have to take my car in for an oil change, per se" -- what a stupid fuck.
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I have a stupid friend that ends every damn sentence with "no pun intended". For example "I saw pictures posted on FB of you guys at the concert last night... looks like ya'll had fun NO PUN INTENDED"... fuckin idiot.
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I know someone who uses the word "proverbial" about fifty times in every conversation. Always in the wrong context. Grrr.
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I wanna choke people out who say "irregardless". That is not a damn word, dammit!!!!! Foolios...
Bradley, I do not approve.
*sigh*
Oh, how I wish Marc Anthony and his pimp hand were still in JLo's life. See what happens when this bitch is left to her own devices?? She will never stop famewhoring. NEVAH!!!!!
It's bad enough when I open a fashion mag and this cunt is on every other page making her annoying sexy face hawking all kinds of shit--make-up, shampoo, clothes (she's doing the clothing line thing again, for why?), jewelry, perfume. Just. Fucking. Stop. It. We will all send you a dollar (well, maybe a quarter) to stop it.
Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 10:44am.
I have a co-worker who ends every spoken sentence with an upward-trailing lilt as if it's a fucken question, after littering her speech with the word "like". She's 30. No excuses, bitch!
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My little sister does that. (She's a lot older than 30.) Ugghhhh. Drives me batty. We grew up in the same family?? In the same town??
Oh, great, now she's got me doing it. :^P
sorry but im too distracted by the hot bitch on the top left corner.... work that camera!!1 gitttt it
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 10:35am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 10:33am.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 10:20am.
I have an idiot relative who throws "per se" into the most casual of sentences, as in "I have to take my car in for an oil change, per se" -- what a stupid fuck.
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I have a stupid friend that ends every damn sentence with "no pun intended". For example "I saw pictures posted on FB of you guys at the concert last night... looks like ya'll had fun NO PUN INTENDED"... fuckin idiot.
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I know someone who uses the word "proverbial" about fifty times in every conversation. Always in the wrong context. Grrr.
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And then there is "literally": "I went to lunch at McDonald's and literally ate every burger in the place."
He looks like a little boy wearing his brother's hand-me-downs. All that's missing is a beanie with a propeller on it.
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Please stop spell checking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 10:41am.
they are all proverbial idiots, per se. NO PUN INTENDED, OF COURSE.
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
I have a co-worker who ends every spoken sentence with an upward-trailing lilt as if it's a fucken question, after littering her speech with the word "like". She's 30. No excuses, bitch!
*burns down Sweet Valley High*
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 10:20am.
I have an idiot relative who throws "per se" into the most casual of sentences, as in "I have to take my car in for an oil change, per se" -- what a stupid fuck. So for that reason I am laughing at the name of the restaurant.
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Ha ha ha ha ha! Reminds me a little bit of Ed Grimley somehow.
Shes a media whore and hes gay and wont come out the closet...a match made in Hollywood Heaven!
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why does b.coop look hot when he is all buff and wears minimal clothes.
but when he puts on clothes, the attractive meter drops 150 points to -50.
Jack & Dog -- OMG, you guys know what I'm talking about, LOL! If they only knew how stupid they sound. Then again, people like that are fucking clueless, no pun intended. Sorry, I couldn't resist!!!
Skeletor is probably crying and hugging his teddy bear as we speak.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 10:33am.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 10:20am.
I have an idiot relative who throws "per se" into the most casual of sentences, as in "I have to take my car in for an oil change, per se" -- what a stupid fuck.
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I have a stupid friend that ends every damn sentence with "no pun intended". For example "I saw pictures posted on FB of you guys at the concert last night... looks like ya'll had fun NO PUN INTENDED"... fuckin idiot.
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I know someone who uses the word "proverbial" about fifty times in every conversation. Always in the wrong context. Grrr.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 10:20am.
I have an idiot relative who throws "per se" into the most casual of sentences, as in "I have to take my car in for an oil change, per se" -- what a stupid fuck.
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I have a stupid friend that ends every damn sentence with "no pun intended". For example "I saw pictures posted on FB of you guys at the concert last night... looks like ya'll had fun NO PUN INTENDED"... fuckin idiot.
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
He looks about as awkward as humanly possible in that photo.
I think B.C. is better looking than a lot of the "sex symbols" now (Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Gosling, etc.), but his fame is still pretty inexplicable to me. Has he actually been good in anything?
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Victor Garber is gay? Please tell me that's a joke! I love him! He and I are going to be married once I can get Male Dog to stay dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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BUTTTT, I thought he was gong to marry J'Alone! WHAT ABOUT THE TWINS!?!?!!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 10:23am.
Art Vandelay: American Idol?
plus she had a hit earlier this year (only cuz of Pittbull IMO)
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Ohhhh, right right. Perhaps her career being dead is just my wishful thinking.
Bradley is an attractive, though rather nelly-looking, homosexual.
Observe how Bradley has released these carefully-posed photos with a fish.
Are there nude photos of Bradley?
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 9:36am.
Bradley looks like an emu
hahaha yes! you hit it on the head my friend
especially in this pic
http://ll-media.tmz.com/2011/09/11/0911-jlo-cooper-getty-ex-2-credit.jpg
I totally get these two together for some reason.
Art Vandelay: American Idol?
plus she had a hit earlier this year (only cuz of Pittbull IMO)
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
I have an idiot relative who throws "per se" into the most casual of sentences, as in "I have to take my car in for an oil change, per se" -- what a stupid fuck. So for that reason I am laughing at the name of the restaurant.
STOP SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT MY BRADLEY!!!
I don't care if he can act or not (actually I think he can) but I think he is drop dead handsome. That's the look I go for in a man.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dark-sided!
B.Coop is gay, gay and gay! J.Lo is on a publicity roll and milking this divorce for all it's worth.
I see that "homegirl" *cough**gag* has had some serious procedures and botox! Eyelift & tulip-lift.
Will never like her, respect her, blather, blather, blather. She treats people like peons and for that, she will always be an ungrateful, fuck-your-way-to-the-top pos, to ME. Talentless as well.
That's it.
Anonymousss: shut it! My honey must like them too!!
What a natural match! She can tell him Benny Affleck stories and he can maybe help her learn to read.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on Mon, 09/12/2011 - 10:06am.
He must like dimpled thighs.
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Mmmmmmmmm.... I like peaches with my cottage cheese.
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
Hey J-Ho, those thigh-high, 'fuck me' boots haven't been fashionable since you picked them up off my bedroom floor that morning back in '98.
I guess tasteful fashion takes a little longer to get to 'the block'. Oh that's right, fashion has more sense than to wander into that neighbourhood.
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Thu, 08/04/2011 - 6:39pm.
"ZOMG I love the peen, I just want to lick on it all day long nom nom nom"
G-damn, she is gorgeous.
I am so embarrassed to say I saw pics of some of her Kohl's clothing line, and I liked a lot of it.
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But I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude
There must be 50 ways to leave your lover
Posers.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
B-Lo!
I approve, cuz them together is classic tiredness!
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He must like dimpled thighs.
Looks like Mama Loopee's plot to resurrect Bennifer failed..
I could care less about these two twats but I have to say that Per Se is a freakin' great restaurant. It's a Thomas Keller (of LA's French Laundry) restaurant.
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"And people try to tell me that God wasn't high on the good shit when he made this place" -by angel_i
JLo is joining the ranks of Hollywood beards - Penny Cruz, Cameron Diaz, Katie Holmes, Renee Z, Taylor Swift, former beard Kirsten Dunst, Jennifer Aniston, etc... because it keeps them relevant and on the cover of tabloids especially when they are no longer remotely attractive, I'm talking to you Renee and Cameron.
He's ugly and looks like an asshole. She IS an asshole. Match made in hell? Also,I don't see these two dating...they're probably in talks to star in some shitty movie together.
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Douchechill!
This is a yawn-inducing pairing.
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"okayyy lets not make a goddess out of Maria Shiver now. It's from her bitch face that she is a cunt." - cuntwhore (2011-08-08)
That guy in the background's face says it all really.
Ew. His gross pointy chin and beady red eyes and general greasiness are so not hot. Besides, he prefers men... just ask his poor ex-wife who was not aware of his proclivities but found out weeks into their marriage and filed for divorce stat.
JLo just wants to be seen as a desirable divorcee who's out and about with a wide variety of menfolk. Nothing worth looking at here, folks; keep moving.
This dude will do ANYTHING to get his name in the papers.
I don't give a shit if this is really a date, or they were just photographed together.
It's tacky as all hell to step out with a new piece, or start dating other people the week after you announce your split from your husband.
YOU CAN GO WITHOUT DICK FOR 6 MONTHS UNTIL YOUR FUCKING DIVORCE IS FINAL.
I'm sorry, but this type of shit pisses me off. Completely disrespectful.
He is gross looking. The kind of guy to be avoided in a dark bar or out in the world in general.
He got a little color, I'm jealous...
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
I never saw these two dating, and they don't look right together... but can see their hook-up name turning into JLOOPER .. or JLOOP for short.
These two idiots are as obvious as Clooney and that cookie bitch. And YUM at Garber, I'd like to climb that Canadian Rockie. I don't know what that means, either. *sees self out*
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