All Of Pamela Anderson's Fans Are Crazy
The glorious Canadian silicone leaf that is Pamela Anderson is no stranger to staring crazy dead in its crazy face and has felt the fear of one of her crazed fans trying to get close to her skinny Loch Ness Monster brows and her perfectly applied lip liner. Pam felt the fear earlier this year (THAT RHYMES!) when an insane stalker tried to get on her train (not that kind of train) but was quickly tackled by her security and thrown into one of PETA's cages. That crazed loon hasn't been heard from since and we should all just assume he was turned into a box of PETA Nuggets.
But crazy came back into Pamela's life recently when a fan of the loontardian variety lived out the classic children's story Crazylocks and the Old Whore by breaking into her house to sit in her chair, eat her porridge, sleep in her bed and even try on one of her Baywatch bathing suits. You know you're a nut bag bitch when you willingly press your bare vagina against a crotch patch in one of Pam's bathing suits without holding a syringe full of extra-strength antibiotics in one hand.
Pam tells Britain's OK! Magazine (via Starpulse) about her in-house stalker and lets hos know that you should periodically throw a smoke bomb into the vacant rooms of your house just in case a crazy is living in the closet:
"One (fan) snuck into my house, sliced their wrists and...ate all my bread. It's terrible but I'm serious! When the police took her, she was even wearing one of my Baywatch bathing suits. It was very scary, actually.I was in my house with my children, alone, and this woman had gotten in and was there for a few days!... I kept noticing my bread going missing and that my jean jacket disappeared. But I was like: 'I'm going crazy because I have two babies, I'm forgetting everything.'
But this woman had been staying in the guest room for days. When the police came, she slit her wrists!... She didn't die. She just got deported."
Wait. An obsessive Pamela Anderson fan who is crazy enough to instill fear into the woman who conquered and tamed Tommy Lee's anaconda dick? That could only be one teenage porn iguana:
Deported my ass. Ruuuuuuun (and not that slow motion Baywatch run either), Pamela, ruuuuuuuuun!
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say what you want about her, sure she is a bit too clingy on her fading looks and has a bit of a low self esteem when it comes to the way she over-sells herself sometimes, but she always is a very nice polite happy person and doesn't seem bitchy at all which is what I love about her..i'm actually a big fan of pam the person inside.
It does seem pretty crazy but have you seen some of the places these people live? It does seem unreasonable until you have actually lived in and or seen some of these places. I do agree it was probably a crazy mental patient escapee and not really a fan though and the whole "deportation" thing needs a little more explanation too. Without further explanation there is no way to know if she actually knows what that word means.
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
Anyone here remember the movie Bad Ronald with Dabney Coleman and other fine thespians? That film creeped me out for de-cades, dude.
ETA: Bwahaha. I see that I'm not the only dlister to have been scarred by Bad Ronald. Shoulda known that others of you would have thought of it, too. Great minds....
Well I'm glad that she was able to notice that her jean jacket had disappeared, because that is my WORST NIGHTMARE!!!
Well I'm glad that she was able to notice that her jean jacket had disappeared, because that is my WORST NIGHTMARE!!!
HOlie shit this is one of my biggest fears! Ever since I was six and discovered a crazy toothless hot mess bruja loca borracha in my family's restaurant basement I always do a thorough screening of any room closet and crevice!
STILL to this day won't go down to my mothers basement without a weapon of sorts...she likes to leave the door open for hours when it's "nice" out. OH HELL NAW, though the scariest thing so far has been a discovering a litter of week old kittehs...I'm not taking any chances!
A huge fear is coming home late one night where "someone" has been hiding all day. I go to bed tired, without "inspecting" and "they" come out...*looks behind me*
Thank gawd my doggeh HBIC is a crazy bitch who will NEVAH allow someone to break into my apartment. *hugs manic overprotective Not.The.One JRT*
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Someone by the bar keeps looking at us dancing. I see him starring at me, I see what he wants be
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Mr. Mercury ♥
The NERVE! NOT THE BREAD!!!!
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"Fuck that guy for thinking anyone and everyone should want to do Glee."
- Dave Grohl
*leaves out jar of Vegemite so Pam's crazy stalkers have something to put on their dry, lonely, crusts of bread*
Did the chick slice her wrist with Pam's twat-shaving razor so she could get Pam's oh-so-desirable HepC?
I doubt Courtney spends her nights taming an anaconda - more like a garter snake.
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She broke in and sliced her wrists? Are we sure Pam didn't fall asleep watching Nip/Tuck repeats?
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That fucking barbed wire tatt....
people, please, listen to the hoff. If you don't have an orginal thought in your head, and have no idea about what anything means, JUST SKIP THE TATTOO - there's nothing gayer than a fucking trendy tattoo.
"gags'
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Oh God ,why don't you go sit under a rainbow and write a poem, Kyle.
I've heard that she prefers a man with a large penis.
Submitted by urmomma on Tue, 09/13/2011 - 5:07pm. Submitted by TOPANGA on Tue, 09/13/2011 - 5:04pm.The F-?! How do you not know that someone has been living in your house for DAYS? I live alone and my scary a** is constantly checking behind doors and closets.************************I do not live alone, but I still check closets, behind the doors and under beds....*eats topanga's sammich bread behind the couch*
That sh*t is NOT funny! LoL *grabs baseball bat and goes to check behind the couch*
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
Pamela Anderson has fans?????
Shocking!!!!!
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"All Of Pamela Anderson's Fans Are Crazy"
Well they'd have to be, wouldn't they, to be her fans in the first place.
Proof positive she is the dumbest and feeble of bitches.
She's recycling the story since it occurred over 10 yrs ago
which is why her teenage boys are referred to as "babies"
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In her defense. As a mom I think I'll always refer to my kids as my babies. LOL
So psycho bitch staying in your house without you knowing? It's like "The Attic"
She still has fans?
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Submitted by Nightowl:
I basically, like, literally wished that I had been here to conversate about this story, no pun ontended. Irregardless, I technically was reading all the proverbial posts, per se.
Her kids are 14 and 15. Poor things. God, the embarrassment for them.
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Dark-sided!
She calls them babies but her boys are like 15 and 16 years old...you sure THEY didn't know about the random woman crashing in the guest room???? LOL
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"Peachy with a side of keen, that would be me"
Can't say anything bad about this trick. She always comes off as perfectly nice, if a bit dippy. Her house is probably huge and that's why she didn't notice there was anyone else there.
God, that is so creepy.
Submitted by TOPANGA on Tue, 09/13/2011 - 5:04pm.
The F-?! How do you not know that someone has been living in your house for DAYS? I live alone and my scary a** is constantly checking behind doors and closets.
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I do not live alone, but I still check closets, behind the doors and under beds....
*eats topanga's sammich bread behind the couch*
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
The F-?! How do you not know that someone has been living in your house for DAYS? I live alone and my scary a** is constantly checking behind doors and closets. And another question,what did this crazy b*tch do while Pam and her kids were home? Hide in a closet until they went to sleep and then bummed around the house and snuck food like an annoying cheap a** roommate who waits til everyone is asleep to eat your food?
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That 16 year old chick needs to put some clothes on and take some make-up off.
Pam is completely lost in her own world o' dick... her 2 "babies" must be tweens/teens already. She's such a human void.
I wish i had a house so big not to notice psycho strangers living in it and eating my bread.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
She has two babies? She looks scary in that picture.
Oh damn. Quote of the day. "She didn't die. She just got deported."
Sounds more like a squater to me and not really a fan...In what kind of brokedown mansion does she live? Pam should invest in better security or an alarm system. Didn't the Manson Family teach anything to all Hollywood fame whores about security? IF in 2011 you are still obsessed enough with Pammy to do a home invasion you have serious problems of a mental nature. Pam is lucky the crazy person didn't slit her throat instead while she slept...that is the thing horror flicks are made of.
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"So if u don't like 'the difficult brown'.. Don't apply" - Sinead O'Connor
Seis.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I'd like to know the square footage on Pam's house, because that's either one seriously large house or she's one seriously dumb bitch not to notice a stranger living in her house for days.
Wasn't there some bizarre movie made in the 70's about "weird Ronald" living in the walls of a house and terrorizing a family who had just moved in?
ETA: Here it is - "Bad Ronald" (a 70's classic): (plot summary) - How bad is Ronald? The Wood family finds out when they move into a house with an extra the realtor didn't know about: teenage Ronald, who's been hiding in a secret room ever since he killed a neighbor girl. Ronald was a little weird when he entered the room. Now he's creepy-scary crazy. And he finds the three pretty Wood daughters very, very interesting. A fine cast that includes Scott Jacoby (The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane), Kim Hunter (Planet of the Apes) and Dabney Coleman (Tootsie) maintains a nerve-tightening atmosphere of suspense as Ronald begins terrorizing the unsuspecting family. Bad Ronald. Great horror flick!
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How fucking air headed is she that she didn't notice someone living on the premises of her house? Seriously! I know when someone is on my lawn~!
She is an idiot. I would hate to live in her house anyway. NOTHING good to eat! I guess, unless you like BREAD!
How fucking air headed is she that she didn't notice someone living on the premises of her house? Seriously! I know when someone is on my lawn~!
She is an idiot. I would hate to live in her house anyway. NOTHING good to eat! I guess, unless you like BREAD!