I See You Trying To Sneak A Peek, Will!
During a NOT staged photo-op that was NOT set up by their publicists to prove that they are okay with each other even though it's rumored that one of them zombie humped on the other one's wife, Will Smith tried to be slick by conducting his own covert investigation to see if Skeletor truly is the ruler of Snake Mountain if you know what I mean. You know that saying from the Scientology sauna: When the hands go up, Will's eyes go down.
Judging by this picture, either Skeletor's Power of Grayskull pinga got camera (and Will Smith) shy and slithered to the back of his Size 2 Slim Bugle Boy Khakis, or the cracked out Mars Attack! alien is about as hung as a JLo dingle berry, because his crotch is bulge-free here. If the photographer clicked his camera two seconds after this picture was taken, he'd capture Will making a sad "I rolled out of Trey Songz's bunk for this?!" face.
Sorry, Will, Skeletor's elusive wrist dick just didn't want to be seen last night.
Here's more of Will, Skeletor and Fergie Clawful at the Dolphins game in Miami last night.
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Tue, 09/13/2011 - 11:10am.
Where the minorities at in that pic? Globally speaking, people of color are the majority. Everybody says you gotta think globally these days, sooooooo...
*terrorist fist bump* :D
Every time I come into the comments, it seems as though the same people are angry and fighting... just makes this less enjoyable to be a part of, like it was a few years ago. Meh
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 09/13/2011 - 11:07am.
cuppy: was there ever such thing as a 'young Morgan Freeman"? I just googled and he's always been old, apparently
did you search for him on youtube under the electric company (the original from the 70s)? that's the youngest I'd ever seen him.
Skelator always has massive sweaty pit stains! Gross!
Skelator always has massive sweaty pit stains! Gross!
There seems to be a lot of unused space in Skeletor's trousers. Perhaps he has one of these:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4
I never realized how petite Skeletor was until these pics. He's about Fergie's size!
And Ziggy, I too have noticed lots of trolling on here lately. I just state my opinion here, I'm not looking for people to agree or disagree with me, this is something I do for fun and to kill time at work, nothing more.
Marc Anthony looks really gross in these photos...not that he ever looks good, but he looks exceptionally bad.
More like, ScienTOOLogy.
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"Fuck that guy for thinking anyone and everyone should want to do Glee."
- Dave Grohl
LMAO at "Clawful"
"I make myself sick, get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure grown up nerd."
-Fatlip (The Pharcyde)
Submitted by Juniperjump on Tue, 09/13/2011 - 10:26am.
Fergie is totally starting to revert to her Wild Orchid days looks-wise.
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I have had more than one person tell me I look like her.
I always get so fucking insulted.
It didn't even occur to me the connection/obvious photo op here as I was watching the game last night. All I could think was of how much I wanted my Pats to beat the Dolphins if for no other reason than to shut these queens up.
Until I see pictures of this so-called elephant dick, I call bulllllllshiiiitttttt!!!
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I guess it's best to end a relationship the same way you start it: absolutely fucking tanked. MK 6/11
11 inches!!!! Me Gusto!!!
Skeltor needs to call me!!!
I always thought that the gesture that Churchill is doing in @zachhcaz's avi was the standard "peace" sign.
Then I recently learned that in some cultures, it is a actually a "victory" sign. (I guess victory and peace go hand-in-hand, at least for the victorious.)
Either way, I assumed that it had a similar positive meaning when done sideways, gang style. Since I am 39 going on 23, I have been known to flash this sign myself, as some of you know. :-)
Lastly, Skeletor looks like a cancer or AIDS patient on his last leg. Hope he's OK.
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WORDS MEAN NOTHING, fashion speaks volumes. -MK
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 09/13/2011 - 11:07am.
cuppy: was there ever such thing as a 'young Morgan Freeman"? I just googled and he's always been old, apparently
~~~~~> I think he started really late in the game. Or he was born old on some Benjamin Button shit.
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I will give you twenty-four hours to deliver that witch to me or I will personally eat, fuck and kill all three of you.
That is one skinny ass Puerto Rican...with big feet.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 09/13/2011 - 11:24am.
.....nasty little lizard lookin fucker.
*LOL*
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I will give you twenty-four hours to deliver that witch to me or I will personally eat, fuck and kill all three of you.
Wow. What completely natural pictures! So spontaneous! So real! These people must be really good friends!
I bet JLo's not missing those smelly pits
Such incredibly transparent PR crap. The timing is so "impeccable."
Smith wouldn't have given two rat's asses if Skeletor had shagged his wife six ways to Sunday - as if that was ever going to happen anyway, what with Jada's "galpals" surrounding her all the time.
This elaborate house of cards is ridiculous.
*minimizes page* Ahhhh Chiri, bless you my chile!! ♥
OT Why does Fergie have a one inch forehead? Discuss.
Sorry, Ziggy, I didn't appreciate the fine nuance. You meant a palm pointed inwardly, like this minority. (And by minority, I mean old money wasp.) And, it's agreed, this guy has plenty to hide.
http://www.google.com/imgres?q=v+sign+winston+churchill&hl=en&sa=X&gbv=2...
LOL SWEETAS!! this is why I have to put the webpage smaller so I dont see those AApparel bitches. the one that makes me stabby is the one with the gross pink short shorts. KILL IT WITH FIRE!
on topic: ...ummm yeah ok
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by guest on Tue, 09/13/2011 - 11:55am.
*passes youcuntpleteme some nair*
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Fanks, l'il buddy. But I already yanked it out ;-)
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"okayyy lets not make a goddess out of Maria Shiver now. It's from her bitch face that she is a cunt." - cuntwhore (2011-08-08)
Churchill is not making the same gesture as this guy.
Churchill's palm is pointed outward. His hand is raised clearly. This guy's palm is directed inwardly, and is much more discrete.
What is he trying to hide? It's as though he is signalling to somebody. But signalling what?
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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 8:13am.
Ziggy, I hope you fall off your soap box. Then people will pay attention... to the green alien blood.
*gives American Apparel chick even more of a wedgie and hangs her from the doorknob* That stupid ad makes me violent lol.
Here's a picture of a minority flashing that V-sign. And my minority I mean upper-class Brit:
http://www.google.com/imgres?q=v+sign+winston+churchill&hl=en&biw=969&bi...
If Fergie is as natural as she claims to be then I am Bo Derek during her heyday.
http://www.stars-plastic-surgery.com/fergie-plastic-surgery.html
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Who are you calling silly cow?
*passes youcuntpleteme some nair*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
You know what I find laughable you dumb cunt Ziggy?! The fact that you think that when someone responds to your idiotic attempts at sounding clever that you are being trolled.
I also find it laughable how you think that you are the only youthful person here and the rest of us are just old, fat hags, waiting to die in a poor man's nursing home, as if you are some well heeled socialite born of some great uppder class family.
You are just a nasty, bitter bitch, who takes exception at anyone or anything that does not jive with what you want to be shown as FACT.
Now go and fuck your Jolie blow up doll nice and proper!
*picks food out of teeth*
So far this day is dragging ASS.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Tue, 09/13/2011 - 11:11am.
Submitted by Ang on Tue, 09/13/2011 - 11:05am.
Skeletor looks like the Ice Truck Killer.
I don't even know what that means but it sounds funny and accurate.
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lol Rusty!
y'know, on Dexter Season 1.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 09/13/2011 - 11:20am.
Whamo, that is the SAME place Kim Kardashian and Ali Lohan DIDN'T get THEIR work done too!! Popular place.
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We could NOT make that a pretty long list.
oh cuppy...lolz.
letty...ikr...where is it?
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Not all Dlisters are born equal. Some just aren't deserving of my attention.
It doesn't matter how many times some Negative Nancies respond to me, quote me, or try to provoke a reaction - I just can't bring myself to give a brown log of shit about their dull trolling attempts.
If you are bored while you are waiting for your colostomy bag to fill, go cut coupons or something.
PSL, I thought that your earlier comment was meant to imply that I am a racist (again). If it wasn't, then I'm sorry.
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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 8:13am.
Ziggy, I hope you fall off your soap box. Then people will pay attention... to the green alien blood.
*plays with 1.5"-long chin hair*
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"okayyy lets not make a goddess out of Maria Shiver now. It's from her bitch face that she is a cunt." - cuntwhore (2011-08-08)
LMAO CUPPY!
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"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Submitted by Spoiled on Tue, 09/13/2011 - 11:43am.
In totally unrelated news. Here's a pic of Reese after getting herself run over by that old lady:
http://ll-media.tmz.com/2011/09/13/0913-resse-getty-credit.jpg
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Maybe she should have been the model for the beat up Barbie doll photo shoot.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake - He isn't wearing a sweater, or is that the term you upper crust non-racist folks use instead of t-shirt?
Personally, I prefer the term "jumper".
In totally unrelated news. Here's a pic of Reese after getting herself run over by that old lady:
http://ll-media.tmz.com/2011/09/13/0913-resse-getty-credit.jpg
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Tres.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Tue, 09/13/2011 - 11:28am.
If anybody is a racist, it's Will Smith.
If Muhammad Ali was a White person, he wouldn't be wearing that sweater.
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He isn't wearing a sweater, or is that the term you upper crust non-racist folks use instead of t-shirt?
Ziggy, I didn't insult you.....I told you you are cracking me up.
Now, if I was trying to start shit, I could understand you getting upset....but I am not. I am getting a laugh out of these comments.
yes, my screenname is great, but she is so irrelevant now, I may have to change it to something Kardashian.
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But he's been pretty much yellow, and I've been kind of blue
But all I can see is red, red red red red now
What am I gonna do?
i'm shamelessly looking at skeletor's crotch situation and i don't see a big one...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 09/13/2011 - 11:28am.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u8MY7PjSXU
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that was funny AND disturbing at the same time...the voice of God getting down with funky moves and threads it's a strange sight. It broke my camp-o-meter.
"So if u don't like 'the difficult brown'.. Don't apply" - Sinead O'Connor
Parissuckslisterally (HILARIOUS username by the way), remember all those times you swore to ignore me and stop replying to me?
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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 8:13am.
Ziggy, I hope you fall off your soap box. Then people will pay attention... to the green alien blood.
Ziggy, you crack me up.
Jada is racist for sure, but I don't know about Will........
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She said it's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude
There must be 50 ways to leave your lover
Oh, duhhhh. Yea, easy reader... lol
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 09/13/2011 - 11:26am.
JACK! HOW COULD I FORGET EASY READER!!!!!
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Pardon me, ma'am, but I have no clue WTF you are a talking about... <---- not the first time I've said that today.
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 09/13/2011 - 11:22am.
Exactly.
George Strait, Brooks & Dunn & LA are the only ones I really like.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
If anybody is a racist, it's Will Smith.
If Muhammad Ali was a White person, he wouldn't be wearing that sweater. He's like Oprah - everything is (apparently) better in black.
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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 8:13am.
Ziggy, I hope you fall off your soap box. Then people will pay attention... to the green alien blood.