Brenda Song Does Not Have A Foal Fetus In Her Uterus After All

A new international neigh-mare was born when Celebuzz said that Brenda Song went all the way Equus with Trace Cyrus and was knocked up with the pony child that Auntie Noah Cyrus would eventually dress up in diaper chaps before forcing it to coo out the lyrics to a Ke$ha song. But Trace never pulled his mouth off of his feed bag to confirm or de-neeeeeeeigh this shit. Neither did Brenda. But Brenda's mom, Mai Song, is shaking her head over this and tells Star Magazine (via Radar) that bitches need to stop sending her daughter horseshoe booties and sugar cube pacifiers, because the reboot of Mr. Ed is not going through pre-production in Brenda's womb:

“She’s actually not pregnant. It’s very upsetting to our family because of what I’m going through and it’s not how we raised her. She's very upset."

"We didn't raise our daughter to get into this bestiality crap. Yes, as a girl we couldn't stop her from open leg spooning with her stuffed animal pony, but when we sold her to Disney Mickey Mouse promised us he'd cure her of that. He promised. WHYYYYY?"

Mai Song says she's currently undergoing treatment for cancer and this is the last shit she needs in her life.

The above picture of Brenda was taken a couple of days ago and I don't even see the slightest print of a foal hoof pressing against her stomach, but that doesn't mean anything. I'm still going to believe Mama Song and assume that Brenda ain't knocked up anymore. Let's not ask any questions and just be thankful that the world has been spared from being terrorized by another Cyrus...for now.

(Image via Pacific Coast News)

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 3:49pm.

Aw man...this could've been a breakthrough in cross-species fertilization and reproduction! like something out of a Ridley Scott movie or some shit. This is truly a loss for science.

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Submitted by TOPANGA on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 3:39pm.

Shmamortion lol but why bother,the rest of you have already said it out loud (abortion) speaking of "shamortions" Does anyone remember a blind item from a while back about a popular basketball player who was pressured by his management and endorsements to have his long time girlfriend terminate her pregnancy because him continuing to have kids out of wedlock (it would have been their 4th I think) wasn't going to look good for his image? Well it was obviously referring to Lebron James,his girlfriend was seen visibly pregnant-at least 3-4 months. and then all of a sudden a month or two later she was seen magically not pregnant anymore. You can still google pics of when she was. Only one blog an urban blog (mediatakeout of course) had the guts to write about it. If that blind item was indeed true that is pretty f-ed up and why NO ONE asked or alluded to why she suddenly was pregnant anymore is just baffeling. I swear nothing with celebrities surprises me anymore. SMH____________________________________
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Submitted by yepimbored on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 2:33pm.

In my opinion, she either:

Had a miscarriage

Had an abortion

Was never pregnant at all and just wanted some publicity.

Probably is pregnant, but mom is in denial.

She was asked several weeks ago whether or not she was pregnant, but said nothing. If she was so upset like the mom says, she would have denied it when asked.

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Submitted by Whatever on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 2:16pm.

Fugly looking little thing.

Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 2:13pm.

She got offered a good part in some movie and that was the end of My Little Pony.

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Submitted by Poopele on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 1:36pm.

Mai Song daughter Song 'Ho.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 1:14pm.

With his 10 ft-long face and her 10 ft-wide face it's thankful there isn't a baby on the way 'cos fuck knows the potential measurements on that one's face.

Submitted by ElleDriver on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 12:15pm.

I don't think the pregnancy was a rumor at all. It was announced almost exactly a month ago, with nobody refuting it at all, until now. Brenda was apparently two months along when the announcement was made, so "denying" the pregnancy now would make sense, timing-wise. The end of the first trimester (3 months) is about the period where you can still have an abortion without serious complications, AND is also the period where you have the highest likelihood of a miscarriage.

Anyhow, sads all around for her, stump legs and all.

Submitted by agirl on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 11:56am.

Wait, so she never was pregnant? Or she had a misscarriage? Who was lying about the pregnancy, was it Brenda or Celebuzz? Or someone else? Why is her mama denying it and not her? And ehy deny it now and not right after the announcement?

*side eyes the whole bunch of 'em*

Pregnant or not, girlfriend has gained a lot of weight - maybe that started a rumor that grew into a "confirmed" pregnancy?

I have a feeling there is more to this story than we are hearing here.

Also, ROFL @ "de-neeeeeeeigh"

I am not a fan of hers, she is so fucking annoying esp. in "The Social Network".

Submitted by dementa on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 11:47am.

Oh good, her life isn't ruined.

"Mai Song" is indeed a pretty name.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 11:35am.

M.E. LMAO!

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Submitted by WhiskeyRiverGirl on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 11:24am.

I think what happened is someone heard a rumor and ran with it. People were claiming that Miley was tweeting to Brenda, calling herself Aunt Miley. Around the time this shit started, I checked Miley's twitter. There was nothing about this.

Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 11:22am.

Snowy - Trace is of no blood relation to Billy.

He's one of Trishs deformed inbred embryo's.

Submitted by rotten_egg on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 11:18am.

I have no clue who she is, but how come I thought about abortion too??. Hmph.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 11:18am.

Trace is not really Billy Ray's son is he?

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Submitted by Datura on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 11:11am.

Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 12:29pm.
Good lord, people dress like fools. Let me guess, she lives in L.A.? ...
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I was thinking the same thing. If she just had tall, suade boots, she'd look like a midget JLo impersonator circa 1998.

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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 11:06am.

Submitted by Datura: "Sounds like the Asian Dina Lohan. Does that also make her the Asian White Oprah?"

Not in my opinion.

Mrs. Song doesn't want people thinking her daughter's a stupid whore. So far I don't. I just think she's young and a tad foolish and trying to be independent. I haven't seen her partying or flapping her beef curtains for the paps.

White Oprah probably would have encouraged her daughter to have the baby and tried to sell a year's worth of photos to the paps and sued the Cyruses.

Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 11:05am.

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 12:18pm.
M.E., repeat after me:

"I am a leaf on the wind - watch how I soar.
I am a leaf on the wind - watch how I soar.
I am a (...)"
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Imma teea in na wiiinnn.....

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 11:04am.

Hekki, I had to post it on my FB too. Made my day also! :)

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But he's been pretty much yellow, and I've been kind of blue
But all I can see is red, red red red red now
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 11:02am.

PSL: That Fox 29/Kardashian clip was AWESOME. Made my day.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 11:00am.

Black belt in jumping around?

taekwondo is lame. They hardly even punch. Other Martial Arts are so much more well rounded.

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But he's been pretty much yellow, and I've been kind of blue
But all I can see is red, red red red red now
What am I gonna do?

Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 10:59am.

Good lord, people dress like fools. Let me guess, she lives in L.A.? On a nice note... the name Mai Song is very beautiful.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 10:58am.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 12:26pm.

LOL! I love those damn boots...midget pirate or not! :)

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Submitted by Datura on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 10:58am.

Submitted by TrashyWilma on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 12:00pm.
And that mother? Wow. "This is totally upsetting to ME." No guilt trip there.

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Sounds like the Asian Dina Lohan. Does that also make her the Asian White Oprah?

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 10:56am.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 12:20pm.
I think she looks cute. Some of yall I swear...not all of us can be tall with tall legs.
Hmmph.

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Trufax. All she's missing is over the knee boots to be a MIDGET PIRATE.

*runs away laughing, knowing you can't catch me with yo stumpy legs*

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Submitted by mbar on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 10:53am.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 12:03pm.
TOTALLY OFF TOPIC, but HILARIOUS:

http://www.tmz.com/2011/09/14/news-anchor-mocks-kardahsian-sisters-kim-k...

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HAHA! That guy is like the news anchor from Family Guy.

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 11:50am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 11:37am.
Cuppy - A show called Suite Life of Zak and Cody, her character was London Tipton... some shit on Nick that my daughter used to watch.
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Oh!

Thanks for filling me in. I am not up on that Nick stuff. I used to watch Clarissa Explains It All, years ago. That's the only show I really know.
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Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 10:52am.

Wiki says she's a black belt in taekwondo.

Hence the neck-snapping thighs, I'm venturing.

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 10:50am.

I think she looks cute. Some of yall I swear...not all of us can be tall with tall legs.
Hmmph.

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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 10:48am.

M.E., repeat after me:

"I am a leaf on the wind - watch how I soar.
I am a leaf on the wind - watch how I soar.
I am a (...)"

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Who are you calling silly cow?

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 10:44am.

Shmushmortion.

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Submitted by Jintess on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 10:42am.

So wait
You'll raise a child stupid enough to date an idiot with feather tattoos under his eyes, but her being pregnant is out of bounds?

Makes a loooooooooot of sense

Submitted by Slurpee on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 10:42am.

Bad legs.

Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 10:37am.

Why can no one I talk to today GET TO THE FUCKING POINT and stop having diarrhea of the mouth.

OMG. I need to chillax before I blow a gasket.

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 10:36am.

@PSL

That was hilarious!

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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 10:36am.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 12:03pm.
TOTALLY OFF TOPIC, but HILARIOUS:

http://www.tmz.com/2011/09/14/news-anchor-mocks-kardahsian-sisters-kim-k...

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I saw that and loved it!

Submitted by guest on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 10:34am.

PSL....ahahahahaha.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 10:34am.

hmmm. miscarriage or abortion?
too bad...the kid would have looked like this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Centaure_Malmaison_crop.jpg

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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 10:34am.

Sweet JEBUS! I'm just noticing her legs. WOW.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 10:33am.

TOTALLY OFF TOPIC, but HILARIOUS:

http://www.tmz.com/2011/09/14/news-anchor-mocks-kardahsian-sisters-kim-k...

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But he's been pretty much yellow, and I've been kind of blue
But all I can see is red, red red red red now
What am I gonna do?

Submitted by TrashyWilma on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 10:30am.

And that mother? Wow. "This is totally upsetting to ME." No guilt trip there.

http://smellmybutt.tumblr.com/

Submitted by guest on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 10:30am.

lmao @ m.e. & whamo. my gawd her legs are thick.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by TrashyWilma on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 10:29am.

This is a pretty blatant coverup for: "Brenda had to have that abortion because her people told her this was a bad career move. Look at Jamie Lynn Spears."

http://smellmybutt.tumblr.com/

Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 10:20am.

PSL - NO!!!!!!1 GOD! Thankfully they were never into Thomas the Train!

Can I go back to last year when it was all about Looney Tunes?

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 10:20am.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 11:37am.
Cuppy - A show called Suite Life of Zak and Cody, her character was London Tipton... some shit on Nick that my daughter used to watch.
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Oh!

Thanks for filling me in. I am not up on that Nick stuff. I used to watch Clarissa Explains It All, years ago. That's the only show I really know.

Submitted by nunya_bizness on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 10:20am.

Miscarriage.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 09/14/2011 - 10:19am.

M.E., would you rather your boys be back in the Thomas the Tank Engine stage?

lmao

I love iCarly!

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But he's been pretty much yellow, and I've been kind of blue
But all I can see is red, red red red red now
What am I gonna do?