Wyclef Jean And Lil Wayne Should Talk
Lil Wayne took a break from overpopulating the planet with his spawn to talk about politics with Vibe Magazine (via MTV). Specifically, the womb-raiding goblin said that Republicans live in a Brady Bunch bubble and don't want to work with black people to make shit better.
"You learn from what the right-wing is doing and you take something from it. I feel like as a people, the most that we can do is better ourselves and learn. Then look at yourself and ask, 'Am I the person they're talking about or am I not?' You have to make the most of who you are because the Republicans are never going to like us."
Meanwhile, Wyclef Jean took a break from overpopulating his personal checking account with cash from his charity to draw a heart around Sarah Palin's name at Donna Karan's party in NYC on Monday. Wyclef said this shit to WWD:
“I have to tell you this: I am a huge fan of Sarah Palin. Cause she’s rad. She’s shrewd. She’s cool. Because at the end of the day, I’m for the people, because this is the United States of America...this is what America’s really about. Anyone should have the right to say, ‘Look I can do the job and this is what qualifies me to do the job.’….Now my wife probably will debate and disagree with me.I’m not saying she could be the next president, you know, but there’s something about her. Heavy debates in my house. Whenever I say Sarah Palin, people think I’m crazy, but I like her, I do. I can like whoever. This is America, right?”
Somebody please lock Lil Wayne, Wyclef and Sarah Palin in a room together with a Vh1 (or TLC who is quickly becoming the new Vh1) camera crew! But don't put a line of coke, Glen Rice, fertile sluts and Sean Penn in that same room or it'll turn into something none of us want to see. Or do we?
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Well, thank GOD Wyclef can't vote here.
And Lil Wayne's comment was just a variation of Kanye's Katrina telethon remark: Republicans don't care about black people. Tell us something we don't know, LW.
Lil Wayne looks, smells, and sounds like a diseased infested rat.
Submitted by Tyroan on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 6:34pm.
Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 6:12pm.
How could I have forgetten Luvs2Tango?
I dunno... my money says Luvs2 is just a performance artist portraying an over-the-top rush limbaugh regurgitator.
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Still, since you can count on her to bring up the Obama/Dem hating on any thread, when it's vaguely political, it's a sure thing.
Performance artist? If so, FAIL.
How are you, Tryoan?
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 6:29pm.
Wait up. Provolone and TexnDoc are ALTS??
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No, precious, as far as I know, Madeline Ashton is the only alt of that piece of shit Angela (the sad blonde with self-esteem and mommy issues).
Regarding the others, I was just betting who would be posting.
I'm still waiting on my money regarding that ass Poopele.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 6:32pm.
No fear, dearest magpie, i think the only alt on that list is the Madeline character....
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Okay, as long as you're sure.
I mean, if I can't believe in Poopele, what's the use of continuing?
Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 6:12pm.
How could I have forgetten Luvs2Tango?
I dunno... my money says Luvs2 is just a performance artist portraying an over-the-top rush limbaugh regurgitator.
No fear, dearest magpie, i think the only alt on that list is the Madeline character....
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Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 6:12pm.
How could I have forgetten Luvs2Tango? (Easily.) Let's see. I'll put her in the "Republican" category, even though it's too late to cash in.
Somebody owes me $10 for my Poopele bet.
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 11:26am.
Anyone wanna take bets under what alts our resident-racists are going to post??
*puts money on name I have never heard before*
She has alot to choose from.
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Racists:
Madeline Ashton/$30
Poopele/$10
JimmyBocca/$5
Chris Knight/$3
Repubs:
TexnDoc/$50
Provolone/$20
(I guessed these before reading the thread)
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Wait up. Provolone and TexnDoc are ALTS??
I totes disagree with Wyclef, but I admire his willingness to say, "Fuck you all, this is my opinion and I don't care if you don't like it." I like people like that, rather than sheep who go, "Gee whillickers, everybody says X is stupid and evil, so I better agree!"
I don't even know what the fuck Lil Wayne is talking about (sort of like listening to his rapping), but this much I know: talking about "us" vs. "them" will always lead to more negativity, more bigotry, and more division.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
How could I have forgetten Luvs2Tango? (Easily.) Let's see. I'll put her in the "Republican" category, even though it's too late to cash in.
Somebody owes me $10 for my Poopele bet.
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 11:26am.
Anyone wanna take bets under what alts our resident-racists are going to post??
*puts money on name I have never heard before*
She has alot to choose from.
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Racists:
Madeline Ashton/$30
Poopele/$10
JimmyBocca/$5
Chris Knight/$3
Repubs:
TexnDoc/$50
Provolone/$20
(I guessed these before reading the thread)
Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 12:20pm.
Wyclef Translation: I'd bang the glasses off Sarah Palin.
Actually Lil Wayne has a point. It seems like Republicans want everything to be "moral"....you know like the 50s, when everyone (who counted) was white, male, straight and conservative. Thank God that ship has sailed.
And Sarah Palin is an idiot, a quitter, and the second worst possible candidate next to Donald Trump
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Sweetas, I have to concur with you... except that Palin ranks higher on my list of terrible candidates than Trump, since Donald at least has a clue about countries other than America.
Well, somebody pulled the string in Poopele's back, huh?
Methinks we have a FOX News Political Analyst in our midst. hehe
no shit, edith ... the poops is merely ranting about the attempts made by obama to get us out of the flaming jam that bush & co put us in after pillaging and robbing us blind.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Submitted by Poopele on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 4:06pm.
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Still waiting for a real counter-argument, Klan-Man.
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Oh my God, that feels great!
fuck politics.
fuck the republicans and fuck the democrats.
can't entirely subscribe to either's screed.
have to say that i despise the republicans more. they have more morons mixed in that twatfest.
i'll vote for obama again over any of these trotted ridiculous republicans.
anyone who expected (or is expecting) miracles is "mentally handicapped".
anyone who has forgotten who/what got us in this sadass economy is (again) "mentally handicapped".
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Submitted by sinjin on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 12:53pm.
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WHAAA? That's fantastic! Forsooth, where might I find and read such tales?
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For starters, just click on the Glen Rice link in MK's post above.
"I paid good money to get eaten out" - Samantha Jones
Submitted by Edith Prickley
Oh, yeah-The Bush Administration did wonderful things for the US economy, didn't they? Two pointless, billion-dollar-a-day wars.
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Bush: 2000 8 trillion dollar economy.
Worst Terrorist act in History.
Destruction of a major US City by Hurricaine:
Bush: 2008 14 trillion dollar economy.
Obama: 2009 14 trillion dollar economy
Fake Nobel Prize
Blow 2 trillion dollars
Golf
Print 2 trillion dollars
Shoot Bin Laden
Golf
Blow 2 trillion dollars
2012 14 trillion dollar economy
Retard
Wyclef can never win the election. He is always gone til November.
Submitted by Poopele on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 3:51pm.
Now, if you just apply this logic to how Democrats call themselves for "working people" and the US economy.
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Oh, yeah-The Bush Administration did wonderful things for the US economy, didn't they? Two pointless, billion-dollar-a-day wars.
Moron.
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Oh my God, that feels great!
Submitted by saltydog88
Well of course Wyclef likes Sarah Palin...they both are delusional enough to think they are even remotely qualified to run a country.
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Remarkably, it is improbable that either one of them could possibly fuck things up worse than this current brilliant supergenius nobelprize winning harvard law review editor.
Submitted by Edith Prickley
I also love how Perry calls himself "pro-life." How many executions have they had in the "great" state of Texas?
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Now, if you just apply this logic to how Democrats call themselves for "working people" and the US economy.
When politics and entertainment mix together on a public level, it's not a good sign.
Market-wise is alright, I guess, but the problem is that the population is not able to discern between marketing and truth anymore.
The truth is that black, white, yellow, red are human beings AND that politicians start off okay and then turn to shit.
I don't disagree that Palin and the tea party are tapping in to their supporters' racism. So f--- them. On the other hand - and I realize this is a huge overgeneralization - it's not as if black Americans are particularly socially progressive. Southern Baptism and the tea party - six of one, half a dozen of the other. Still, if a black politician ran on a platform as overtly hostile as the tea party's, there is no way that that candidate would win anything more significant than a seat on the Haterville City Council...
I'll bet my next paycheck that neither of these people could answer basic questions about the history of this country, recent history, politics or any fucking thing that's relevant today. Two morons that spout shit off the top of their heads about what they heard on tv last night or what's on fucking twitter. Don't get me started about their fucking "views".
Chris Knight is Satan's toe jam.
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You're under arrest, sugar!
I also love how Perry calls himself "pro-life." How many executions have they had in the "great" state of Texas?
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Oh my God, that feels great!
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 12:44pm.
I might be able to get on board somewhat with the republicans if they hadn't aligned themselves with the religious nutters.
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Amen to that! (Get it? haha). Nothing scares me more than the thought of President "American Taliban" Perry.
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Oh my God, that feels great!
Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 12:14pm.
Are any of those 2 even registered to vote??
Also, ain't Lil Weezy in prison or did he get out?
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Don't think Wyclef is a US citizen and pretty sure Lil' Wayne is a convicted felon, so yeah, there ya go...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
When the Dems lose Brooklyn and Queens, they've lost the idealogical and political argument.
It's like the Russians losing Moscow against the Nazis.
Same with losing Nevada, Harry Reid's state.
America is finished with Barack Hussein Obama and his wife.
Americans can't wait to throw out these Socialist bums, that speak like Abe Lincoln and act like Hugo Chavez.
America is being governed against the will of the people and we're very angry for destorying it's wealth and freedom.
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It’s just like Hillary said about Barry:
"It would take a willing suspension of disbelief, to buy what he’s selling."
@saltydog88, your statement was nothing but the absolute fucking truth. Amen.
Off topic:
Submitted by MyFingersHurt on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 1:27pm.
Exactly. Pitt is an asshole. And for some reason, I really don't believe that he is genuinely happy with Angelina. I have nothing to base that on other than body language & a feeling I get. I feel like they try too hard to come across as OMGperfect.
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Yes and yes, I think this is pitt being a little bitch since he knows that aniston is fucking on that hot piece Justin (drools) and he gets a bag of bones. Whatever, can't wait until he is interveiwed about how he feels that AJ cheated and left his ass for a bigger douche in the future.
Well of course Wyclef likes Sarah Palin...they both are delusional enough to think they are even remotely qualified to run a country.
Submitted by PattiCakes on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 1:18pm.
Lil Wayne clearly has no idea about politics. And what does he mean when he says, "The Republicans are never going to like us?" Who is "us"?
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By "us" he means black people. He's being interviewed by "Vibe," whose readers are predominantly black (I think; aren't the biggest consumers of rap white males? Plus, he's black, so he's referring to himself and people like him). Also, from the whole paragraph, the context is about blacks and Republicans, alluding to the policies and its affects on black America.
Wyclef Jean and Sarah Palin are perfect together. They're both overrated and attention whores who ran for office to benefit themselves rather than the population.
Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 1:15pm.
Submitted by harperharper on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 11:33am.
Off topic - Has anyone seen the review of interview with Brad Pitt in parade?
http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/goddess/brad-pitt-talks-aniston-marriage-joli...
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I read excerpts of that. As Aniston once said of Pitt, he has a sensitivity chip missing. But hey, I guess being with a woman who goes after whatever she wants, e.g., married men and leading men, and having six kids keeps him on his toes as opposed to being married to a woman who was devoted to him and sitting on the sofa smoking pot (as opposed to what he does now, which is get high in the bathroom shooting/sniffing drugs with Angelina?).
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Exactly. Pitt is an asshole. And for some reason, I really don't believe that he is genuinely happy with Angelina. I have nothing to base that on other than body language & a feeling I get. I feel like they try too hard to come across as OMGperfect.
Lil Wayne clearly has no idea about politics. And what does he mean when he says, "The Republicans are never going to like us?" Who is "us"?
Wyclef actually is making himself a target by saying what he said so good for him. He didn't say he agrees with her politics, but he's not hating her. Good for him for being a normal person.
Submitted by harperharper on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 11:33am.
Off topic - Has anyone seen the review of interview with Brad Pitt in parade?
http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/goddess/brad-pitt-talks-aniston-marriage-joli...
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I read excerpts of that. As Aniston once said of Pitt, he has a sensitivity chip missing. But hey, I guess being with a woman who goes after whatever she wants, e.g., married men and leading men, and having six kids keeps him on his toes as opposed to being married to a woman who was devoted to him and sitting on the sofa smoking pot (as opposed to what he does now, which is get high in the bathroom shooting/sniffing drugs with Angelina?).
Submitted by Tyroan on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 12:45pm.
Regardless of one's political bent, surely we can all agree that Glen Rice is the real victim here.
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Thank you. Being outted that you once slept with the Palin in her ho days would be embarrassing...
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 11:26am.
Anyone wanna take bets under what alts our resident-racists are going to post??
*puts money on name I have never heard before*
She has alot to choose from.
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Racists:
Madeline Ashton/$30
Poopele/$10
JimmyBocca/$5
Chris Knight/$3
Repubs:
TexnDoc/$50
Provolone/$20
(I guessed these before reading the thread)
Co-sign Little Miss Manners!
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Submitted by SpiceDong :I despise Palin and generally don't follow her bullshit, but these news about her being a cokewhore and one-time carpet muncher in the 80s are fantastic.
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WHAAA? That's fantastic! Forsooth, where might I find and read such tales?
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"You're ugly and your fucking bag is ugly too."--John Galliano (allegedly)
Race card--yawn.
I might be able to get on board somewhat with the republicans if they hadn't aligned themselves with the religious nutters. The fucking retards believe in creationism and mock global warming. They've become the anti-science party. Because everyone knows lawyers (and journalism majors in Palin's case) are more knowledgeable about biology and climatology than people with PhDs who have spent most of their lives studying these subjects. And Sarah Palin believes in abstinence education. Just ask Bristol how well that theory works.
Regardless of one's political bent, surely we can all agree that Glen Rice is the real victim here.
...and the fact that provolonely considers Weezy a ratings superstar gives me faith in humankind!
I guess when the 'recent comments' sidebar has posts consistantly in the 10-12 minute ago range and open post struggles to break into triple digits, it's time to break out the ratings superstar.
Not that i blame you, mk. Celebs have been boring as shit for the past few months. :P
Why put a picture of these kumquats together...who gives a fuck what one kumquat has to say about the other kumquat...and individually these three kumquats in their own rights collectively make up one big scary baboon's cornhole.
Hey Michael Kayyyyy- are you returning home to your district's first Republican congressman in over 90 years?
one of us
one of us
one of us
Or is it a couple houses over? :-)
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 12:03pm.
Palin's accent makes me fuckin stabby...
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And the tone of her voice. Just the sound of her or Michelle Bachman's voice gives me a headache behind my eye!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 09/15/2011 - 12:03pm.
Palin's accent makes me fuckin stabby...
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Yeah bro, but how does her look make your "magic johnson" feel? You know that's why drive thru liquor stores and duct tape were invented. lol
Wyclef Translation: I'd bang the glasses off Sarah Palin.
Actually Lil Wayne has a point. It seems like Republicans want everything to be "moral"....you know like the 50s, when everyone (who counted) was white, male, straight and conservative. Thank God that ship has sailed.
And Sarah Palin is an idiot, a quitter, and the second worst possible candidate next to Donald Trump.
Are any of those 2 even registered to vote??
Also, ain't Lil Weezy in prison or did he get out?
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I really hope Wyclef was misquoted.
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