Let's Celebrate Ron Artest Officially Changing His Name To Metta World Peace!
Crazy is victorious today! Starting right now, the L.A. Lakers forward and Dancing For Relevancy contestant will hear "Mr. World Peace, your Thorazine prescription is ready" at the Rite Aid pharmacy, because a judge in L.A. approved his name change from Ron Artest to Metta World Peace. I've already said my peace (sorry) about Metta World Peace, so I'm just going to do the topless Lambada with an orange and be thankful that our asses are living in a time when the court approves ideas co-created by an insane motherfucker (I mean, an insane mettafucker) and the ganja pipe. Oh, what a wonderful world.
The L.A. Times also says that the fuckery doesn't fall far from the fuckery tree, because Metta's 8-year-old daughter Diamond wants to take his new last name. So, she'll be Diamond World Peace. I guess Diamond thinks that having the name of a pole dancer at a UNICEF strip club is a good way to go through life.
And even though Metta World Peace probably talks about constellations and shit while hitting it from the back, I still would.
YAY! LOVES it agirl: "Spray Cheese" would be an awesome name! I can picture the White Oprahesque mom getting all French and pronouncing it all "Spromage" ;)
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
Stupid and pointless.
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You must forgive my curiosity, madam, and open your knees.
@Vern
TEAM SPRAY CHEESE
("Spray Cheese" as a name would not be any worse than "Metta World Peace")
even if I found Ron Artest attractive, I remember that he's a fucking gaffleheaded dipstick. he had a rap song out once and I swear he was on the Today show a few years ago plugging something...he's an George Bush-style idiot...too much of an idiot to know he's an idiot, goes on national TV, makes a complete ass out of himself, and walks away with that look on his face like "nailed it"! even Matt Lauer couldn't wipe the WTF off his face during the interview.
anyway, I like Mo Betta Whirled Peas myself, Ron. you can use it, Ron. hopefully there's a 30 day warranty period where you can get things corrected for free...
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 09/16/2011 - 1:26pm.
"Sorry Miss Diamond World Peace, the position has already been filled."
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Yup that's what she'll hear, unless the "position" is doggy-style and in front of a camera.
Folks, this is what happens when you don't get an education: you think that changing your name to something like "Metta World Peace" is a good idea.
I am happy to see that this ignorant foolishness is being handed down to the next generation (Diamond World Peace).
Gotta like him: he's fun and peaceful.
He might be a crazy cuckoo bird but at least he is promoting peace and hopefully he will not jump into the audience and try to beat up the fans anymore.
Submitted by ProfessorVP on Fri, 09/16/2011 - 9:25pm.
Could have been worse... Metta Mucil.
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Hahahaha!!
Could have been worse... Metta Mucil.
Someone should tell him Metta is chick's name. But I doubt he would care.
Submitted by Datura on Fri, 09/16/2011 - 1:42pm.
If your kid's name sounds completely ridiculous with "Dr." or "Senator" in front of it, you're probably being too creative for the kid's own good.
Zackly. You're dooming your kid to work in the entertainment, sports, stripping, tattoo, or Internet start-up industries.
Yummy. So sexy and handsome. Adorable.
Dumbarse.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 09/16/2011 - 1:06pm.
I hate this guy.
Meh, he doesn't do it for me.
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Since we know that you're a well documented Mavs fan I'll let that comment slide. BET if he became a Maverick you would change your tune.
L.A. LAKERS BABY ! ! ! (but still, congrats on your MAVS as Champions)
Submitted by char on Fri, 09/16/2011 - 1:34pm.
Bitch is cray-cray, but I loves me some Ron-Ron.
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I co-sign sign.
I guess it isn't enough that celebs are giving their kids wacky names - now they give themselves wacky names too.
He ain't bad looking, though.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I appreciate the sentiment, so I'll excuse the pretentiousness.
I wouldn't kick him out of bed...
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 09/16/2011 - 2:09pm.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 09/16/2011 - 1:32pm.
I guess Dick Head was already taken.
Brad Pitt changed his name?
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lol. I was going to say, Shia LaBeouf?
What does the "metta" part mean? And will he have his own reality show like Chad Ochocinco?
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"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK
I don't remember "Dianely" Miss Brooks, but I remember Paisley wanting to win the contest so she could buy some spray cheese. My daughter and I died laughing!
*shameface*
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 09/16/2011 - 1:32pm.
I guess Dick Head was already taken.
Brad Pitt changed his name?
MissJane,
That's a hot picture, I'm fanning myself at work. Dayum, I'd hit that so quick...
Thank you very, very much! I needed that.
I would hit too, MK. I would hit it too.
His new name is silly. But I still can't help but want to run my hands all over his naked torso. Oh, man. Wow.
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Devil's advocate.
@LaChaylo - For you. :)
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Why? Why? Why!
Where's a hot Reggie Bush pic to cleanse my eyes?
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I think he may be holding Buddhism a little too tightly. It's all about letting go not staking claim, son.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 09/16/2011 - 1:42pm.
Submitted by Vern on Fri, 09/16/2011 - 1:37pm.
There was a girl on toddlers & tiaras (don't judge) with the name "Queen" I thought that was bad enough!
Oh lord. Those poor kids get stuck with some truly awful names. Dianely and Paisley are two that stick out.
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Dianely? Oouf.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Submitted by Vern on Fri, 09/16/2011 - 1:37pm.
There was a girl on toddlers & tiaras (don't judge) with the name "Queen" I thought that was bad enough!
Oh lord. Those poor kids get stuck with some truly awful names. Dianely and Paisley are two that stick out.
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 09/16/2011 - 1:26pm.
"Sorry Miss Diamond World Peace, the position has already been filled."
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Lol!
If your kid's name sounds completely ridiculous with "Dr." or "Senator" in front of it, you're probably being too creative for the kid's own good.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 09/16/2011 - 1:35pm.
Like Diamond isn`t bad enough already.
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'Tis a better name than Moxie Crimefighter Jillette, Pilot Inspektor Lee, Bronx Mowgli Wentz, Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof and Little Pixie Geldof, Harper Seven Beckham, etc.
Diamond sounds so normal in comparison.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkien.
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The guy is definitely a distinguished alum of the insane asylum, but he keeps it authentic unlike most. He's crazy and he knows it! Plus he applied to work at Circuit City for the employee discount! He's okay in my book!
suck it pigs!
Can we get an Open Post already. I am about to die of sheer boredom at the news today. I still love you, MK (it's not about you.)
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
There was a girl on toddlers & tiaras (don't judge) with the name "Queen" I thought that was bad enough!
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
He got "myhusband-Body". Still some definition left (thank you , Uncle Sam for PT in the morning), but definately some chunk forming in the midsection.
His name is fucking stupid and if he lets an 8 year old decide to change her name to that dumbfuckery, too, he deserves to get neutered. Like Diamond isn`t bad enough already.
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Bitch is cray-cray, but I loves me some Ron-Ron.
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
I guess Dick Head was already taken.
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"Going to Burger King to eat healthy is like going to a prostitute for a hug." Dlister Supah 8.20.11
Never seen or heard of this person before in my life.
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 09/16/2011 - 1:26pm.
"Sorry Miss Diamond World Peace, the position has already been filled."
Bwhahahahaha!
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Douchechill!
what a fucking TOOL.
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I don't want to see you cry............
I guess since "Ochocinco" was taken, this was the next best thing? I'm glad I don't watch DWTS because I really couldn't with them announcing "and now doing the cha-cha, Metta World Peace and his partner Cheryl Burke!"
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
Another idiot with money and fame.
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Douchechill!
I was sure he was going to go off once he joined the Lakers but he hasn't (though he's come close). So good on him. Testifies to the benefits of therapy, meditation, good meds, and aging.
Now, if only he could still play ball...
"Sorry Miss Diamond World Peace, the position has already been filled."
...hmmmmppphhh...he's kind of a chunky doodle...
...and he's kinda fat....
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...'we want money' - Doug and Courtney Hutchison's hacker...
I'm okay with Ron changing his name to Metta World Peace. It's better than that moronic symbol Prince pussywhipped the media into using for his name.
However, no 8-year old has the intelligence or judgment skills to make such a momentous decision like a name change. She should have to wait until she's eighteen; her parents should not change her either until then.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkien.
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Submitted by Nanners on Fri, 09/16/2011 - 1:11pm.
At least it's easy to pronounce. I'd change my name to Baroque Delafontaine.
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Sounds like the name of some intrepid black police chief in a comic book. I like it.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Ridic.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
At least it's easy to pronounce. I'd change my name to Baroque Delafontaine.
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What kind of fuckery is this?
For why?