Monday, September 19th 2011
A Norwegian Bank Brings Elisabetta Canalis' Dream To Life
When Elisabetta Canalis was with George Clooney, she'd wake up in his sex dungeon with the drunks in her eyes hoping that heavy thing on her hitchin' finger was not the dildo ring she used on him the night before, but a real wedding ring. It never was. But in this commercial for a Norwegian bank, Elisabetta's dream is brought to life when a blondie wakes up and finds out she has just done the impossible: married George Clooney. The truth is, we'd all make that "barfing up my life" face if we married multimillionaire George Clooney and he only bought us that cheap ass single level.
And see if you can spot the very special cameo from Trace Cyrus!
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I guess I'm the only one who thinks this kind of thing just really strokes his ego. "being with me is a fantasy!"
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Good ad but doesnt change the fact that theres something very suspect about Clooney-any man of 50 who can apparently only have a relationship with an at least 20 years younger cocktail waitress type in varying forms is soooo not appealing…..
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I'm convinced that the real thing that made george clooney a star (aside from the fact that his family has a history in hollywood) is his voice.
he's not that good looking, his body isnt that great...but he has a great voice and then he has perfected that smirk to try & convince others he's hot
he aint all that hot and damn he just needs to start banging random chicks and quit with the girlfriend shit already
Hilarious - I was getting a little tired of the constant Clooney arm-candy updates but this made up for it and almost made me like him again.
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This is hilarious.
He has the best smile. I thought it was cute.
i'm a little confused as to why he's represented by a horse in the polaroids? is that a known thing? or just a joke i do not understand...most likely
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Hilarious. Actress looks like a younger version of the married blonde bridesmaid in bridesmaids.
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HER FUCKING FACES!!!!!!!! had me dry heaving.
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ha ha betcha clooney ex-hos are pissed off
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LOLZ!!! Loved the Trace Cyrus cameo on the floor!! Loves me some George Clooney and how he can make fun of himself (even if it is for $).
No way in hell is he EVER getting married again.
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Borrachas of the world unite and take over!
Even though the Jezzy Neo-fems are pulling their leg hair out over this, I think it's a hoot. Bitches need to lighten up.
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Okay, I thought this was cute.
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Brilliant! Ah Lurves it so much.
That first shot of Trace Cyrus was the best..the one where he's lying on the floor.
A Win/Win video. A win for George, and a win for Trace for getting to be in the video.
Submitted by cocoebert on Mon, 09/19/2011 - 3:16pm.
I've only ever seen George in his Nespresso commercials - not been interested enough to watch one of his movies.
He gives great ad. :)
Clooney is great- classy, kind, handsome, self-deprecating. His Nespresso ads are a hoot too: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfyeXrdZZ1o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8RtUJwLl-s&feature=related
That is one of the best commercials this year!
This proves how cool Clooney is and how he can laugh at himself.
I think the actress is very pretty, actually. Nice tits. *LOL*
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Hahahaha, that was a good commercial. She may be a better actor than him. Loved her expressions!
I don't get why he has a horse face mask? That's right!! it's Trace Cyrus' cameo appearance!! my bad!
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I am Norwegian, and I love this. The actress is so plain, but so good and hilarious. And George is looking good. According to the bank, he was easy to get too.