Afternoon Crumbs
Justin Theroux is a selfish umbrella hog! But he's wearing a $12,000 hat made of panda fur that he bought with Jennifer Aniston's AMEX so I totally understand - Lainey Gossip
Because you've been telling yourself all day, "What I really need is a photo series of Chaz Bono's nipples" - The Superficial
"And I wish my wife was an asshole attached hot a piece of man," Hugh Jackman went on to say - The Berry
Do ask, do tell, do try not to melt into a puddle over this coming out video - Towleroad
Leonardo DiCaprio in the trailer for J. Edgar Hoover (working title: PLEASE GIVE ME AN OSCAH ALREADY) - Just Jared
Anna Paquin can do half of a chin-up while I can do zero percent of a chin-up! - Hollywood Tuna
Russell Armstrong's lawyer called Taylor Lipstrong a STUNT QUEEN for allegedly faking her abuse pictures - Celebitchy
73-year-old Jane Fonda's got the ass of a 2-week-old fetus AT LEAST - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Brad Pitt leaves Angie Jo at home for the Oakland premiere of Moneyball - Popsugar
Dear Anna Faris, The House Bunny finished shooting a long ass time ago. You can get out of your costume now! - Popoholic
It's all fun and fluff until the world is populated with a terrifying monkey dog in a few months - The Daily What
Spermacide in a GIF - Videogum
Brit Brit's got a gun - Hollywood Rag
ScarJo, fuck you for stealing Willy Wonka's glasses - Cityrag
Just like that, Nutty Madam is researching ways to fornicate with an Mp3 - I'm Not Obsessed
Teri Hatcher did sex to Andrew Dice Clay's body. Do with that what you will. - Celebslam
If he shared the umbrella with her she wouldn't respect him. (not sure if I'm joking)
Hugh is beautiful. I wish he was straight, and I wish he was mine. his wife is a lucky woman, to have whatever she does of him.
And I wear sunglasses when it rains during the day and there's a half-light/overcast because the glare bouncing off the gray clouds hurts my eyes. So yes, some people do wear sunglasses when it rains.
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Glad you clarified that. Come to think of it ... I would only wear sunglasses in the rain if they were prescription. I can see wearing the glasses in the snow - b/c of all the white shit blinding you ... but the rain? Probably not. Still, I think it's a celebrity thing. Whatev.
I just cannot believe I'm old enough to remember this show and not realizing there was a gargantuan tattooed fat man screaming to get out:
http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/chastity-bono.jpg?w=500
The regular Aniston and Holie-Pitt posts get pretty funny but these Crumbs comments always make me wonder if we get a stray Celebitchy hag or Lainey freak wandering through. Seriously, whether or not Justin's lack of umbrella-sharing time means he ran up her credit cards because he's already got a jump off piece or because his arms are too short isn't that much to get worked up about. There seriously is somewhere that they're calling it an Umbrella Scandal? smh
I stopped giving a shit about carrying one as soon as I wised up and started wearing a ..coat. And I wear sunglasses when it rains during the day and there's a half-light/overcast because the glare bouncing off the gray clouds hurts my eyes. So yes, some people do wear sunglasses when it rains.
I initially thought how gross Teri Hatcher must feel for screwing Andrew Dice Clay but then she's no prize either. Back in the 90s she was an anorexic neurotic mess.
Maniston should slow down on buying her latest piece everything in the stores. He will dump her like yesterdays trash when a younger hotter piece bats her lashes at him.
Aniston and Pitt morph into their dates. Weird.
I have 5 cents that says she's pregnant.
Hideki Matsui came to today's "Moneyball" premiere in Oakland. That's kinda cool.
But, as Team Valtrex pointed out last night (I'm extrapolating), the most you can say about the real-life Billy Beane is he went a long way with a small team salary. That's it.
Submitted by Hotmami on Tue, 09/20/2011 - 8:32pm.
On the radio today there was guy who said he was just relieved that he could "be himself" now without worrying about reprisal. I'm sure it's a positive thing for those in that situation.
I just cried over the coming out video. I'm in the military and have a couple gay friends who are in with me and I am so happy for them that they don't have to hide their true selves anymore.
Add me to the I Love Anna Faris bandwagon.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
If anything Scarjo all that publicity helped boost your career...you should have your phone "hacked" say at least once a year!
Anna Farris looks awesome.
RPattz's magical, manly allure still escapes me.
He's all yours, Twihards!
*googles 'RDJ nude'*
I thought every wife wished hubby was a bigger butthole.
I hate sharing someones umbrella, I rather get soaked.
This picture of Brad:
http://www.popsugar.com/Brad-Pitt-Pictures-Oakland-Moneyball-Premiere-19...
made me think of this:
http://www.google.com/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://reversecurre...
*owns an umbrella.* Hahaha.
I bet that Drunken Stepfather writer would piss his pants 5 mins alone with me. I wouldn't be good for his dick.. if you know what I mean.. huh-huh-huh (ButtHead laugh).
Did that Theroux fker for real put the umbrella only over his puss head?? Christ.
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Tue, 09/20/2011 - 5:33pm.
Theroux reminds me of Eddie Cibrian - cute to look at but most likely one of the biggest douchebags you'll ever meet. I imagine they think, "Yeah, bitch, you're lucky to have me. If it wasn't for me, you'd be a lonely ass ho."
That's just the feeling I get.
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The reason I can't believe he is a douche bag is that he smokes pot and is friends with Amy Sedaris. I just can't believe she's a douche, too.
Chinnifer's boyfriend is way too old to be dressing like a Hipster toolbag.
Every single person is very brave to go out there.
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It's the most daunting thing to do for an amateur and be judged in front of everyone.
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CHANGE: Obama wants Americans to “Pay Their Fair Share”, except for the 47% who pay no taxes.
I want to like the gay soldier coming out to his dad, but I'm just so sick of everyone's obsessive need to live their complete and total lives in public. This was a personal, private moment between him and his dad. Did he even ask his dad if it was okay to broadcast his reaction to the world? Is NOTHING sacred or private or NOT the world's business anymore?
Good for him for coming out and good for his dad for having a great attitude about it, but I don't want to be privy to a stranger's private moments and I sure as fuck don't want them privy to mine.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
Theroux strikes me as having a bit of an ego. Dressing like you're in your early 20s when you're pushing 40 is a big indicator. Plus his hair bugs me.
Theroux reminds me of Eddie Cibrian - cute to look at but most likely one of the biggest douchebags you'll ever meet. I imagine they think, "Yeah, bitch, you're lucky to have me. If it wasn't for me, you'd be a lonely ass ho."
That's just the feeling I get.
I haven`t owned an umbrella since my teenage years. It was uncool to have one, you wore a hoodie, got soaking wet and were cool. While being an umbrella person equated to being a puss. The bad thing is, i caught myself telling my son one day when it rained and he asked for an umbrella to quit being a pussy, it`s only water..lol
*pins on "Best Mom ever" Medal*
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SFRB, 04/26/11
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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Tue, 09/20/2011 - 4:56pm.
Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Tue, 09/20/2011 - 3:34pm.
First, MK I am sad that you went here. This is where the crazy Aniston haters have gone and I thought more of you.
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Umm MK never said it's a scandal. He made a fucking joke.
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Seriously. BAWK BAWK.
Another umbrella hater here. The damn things always blow inside out when it's windy.
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"I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done." -Lucille Ball-sy
Leo's never won an Oscar?? you learn something new.
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Submitted by Caramel on Tue, 09/20/2011 - 5:03pm.
The coming out video is so moving-could it be that some things really are changing for the better? Beautiful
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No kidding. The poor guy is SO scared & nervous and when his Dad says he still loves him and is so reassuring and calm..if only all parents whose gay kids come out, could show their children that no matter how shocked/sad/angry they are at the revelation, that they still love their child and won't abandon them.
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Submitted by Few Words on Tue, 09/20/2011 - 3:58pm.
► shes got great tits
Well, there's that...
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"It's all fun and farts until somebody gets punched." -MK
"GREEN MILE MOTHERFUCKERS! JOHN COFFEY HELP US!" --urmomma, 8/24/11
I thought that was Sienna Miller at first, so that's a major compliment to JA, because THAT homewrecking slut is 15 years younger!
I also hate umbrellas and most times, would rather get wet than try to share an umbrella.
The coming out video is so moving-could it be that some things really are changing for the better? Beautiful.
Leonardo and Armie Hammer making googly-eyes at each other? I am so there. But why do people keep hiring Naomi Watts? I look at her and think... hmmm, it's a good time for a nap.
There are alot of other pics of Aniston ... and he's holding her hand in every pic except this one. Maybe his hands were cold .... or he had an itch:)
Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Tue, 09/20/2011 - 3:34pm.
First, MK I am sad that you went here. This is where the crazy Aniston haters have gone and I thought more of you.
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Umm MK never said it's a scandal. He made a fucking joke.
Justin is defintely exhibiting signs of "I'm just not that into you" body language.
No doubt about it.
I'd be disappointed if my boyfriend found his pocket instead of my hand, while walking during the most romantic time in a relationship.
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CHANGE: Obama wants Americans to “Pay Their Fair Share”, except for the 47% who pay no taxes.
MK FOR GODS SAKE PLEASE STOP LINKING TO DRUNKEN STEPFATHER He likes to talk about the many times he raped elderly women and he makes so many references to it that I don't think he's joking. It's frightening that it's supposed to be 'hip' or 'clever' when it's just making light of sexual assault. >:(
Here is what he wrote about Jane Fonda: "….something I wish more 73 year olds were capable of doing, since having to drag them out of their walkers to get off is hard on my fucking back…if you know what I mean…"
Ok - just one question: Why are they wearing sunglasses while it's raining out? WTF? Come on. I like them , but seriously , some of these celebrities are a tad full of themselves. Heaven forbid a mere mortal look them in the eye !
And for the record... Justin , you need to change the freakin' shirt . Enough. Change. It. Up.
Otherwise ... cute couple.
Theroux is worried his bootblack will run, esply from his eyebrows.
You got Leo pegged for sure. He and Brad Pitt are just going to buy the award pretty soon.
Submitted by Albatross on Tue, 09/20/2011 - 3:54pm.
Aww, that coming-out vid brought tears to my eyes. How awesome that the guy's dad was so cool about it.
I have a soft spot for Anna Faris. I don't know why.
► shes got great tits
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Love the Paps picture of Teri Hatcher's daughter, Emerson. She looks like she's gunning for Chicken Cutlets position in Hwood:
http://celebslam.celebuzz.com//bfm_gallery/2011/09/Teri%20Hatcher%20Andr...
ahhhh Brainsmasher. There's a guilty pleasure movie if there ever was one. "We are NOT ninjas, we are Chinese monks!"
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no way. this is really a scandal? i'm with CharityChic, i hate me an umbrella. the husband always tries to be sweet and says he'll hold it for me, blah, blah, blah...but, he always ends up with it over his head and me saying "fuck it."
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Aww, that coming-out vid brought tears to my eyes. How awesome that the guy's dad was so cool about it.
I have a soft spot for Anna Faris. I don't know why.
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"It's all fun and farts until somebody gets punched." -MK
"GREEN MILE MOTHERFUCKERS! JOHN COFFEY HELP US!" --urmomma, 8/24/11
thats his 12k leather jacket worn by James Dean that JA bought him for his 40th bday...i think thats a fuckn awesome gift & very thoughtful and obviously he loves it bc he wears it everywhere.
Ok, so people are actually obsessing over what I will now refer to as "THE JUSTIN THEROUX UMBRELLA SCANDAL" on various sites.
First, MK I am sad that you went here. This is where the crazy Aniston haters have gone and I thought more of you.
Secondly, I bet Jen is like a lot of people, myself included, who doesn't actually like umbrellas and only uses them in an emergency, opting instead for a hat, which Aniston is clearly wearing.
Thirdly, I do not like having to deal with a purse or a bag on my shoulder while trying to navigate shared space under an umbrella. It throws me off balance for some reason. Something just feels cumbersome.
Fourthly, (Is that a word, not sure) if it bothered her she sure as shit doesn't show it. In various photos she is smiling and has her hand on his ass.
And finally, I look forward to the complete rundown in one of the tabs who take "THE JUSTIN THEROUX UMBRELLA SCANDAL" as a sign that he does not love her enough. And yes, the haters have already gone there.
even in the rain under an umbrella justin looks like he fucks like a volcano. i think i love him.
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