DWTS: Nancy Grace's Daughter Says It All With A Nose Pick
The devil was dancing last night! Literally.
Nancy Grace's daughter, that precious little angel who is already an expert at perfect timing, joined America in giving her mother's TV dance debut two boogers, a nostril hair and a wet finger. Shut down the voting lines, because I can say with complete confidence that Nancy Grace's daughter picks for all of us now. Actually, I take that back. If Nancy's daughter pulls out a juicy hairy dingle, the judges might think that means all her votes go to Nancy.
Slutty Floridian murderesses went wild last night, because the one Luciferling who always has one eye on them had to look away for a minute to seduce the audience at Dancing with the Stars. It was the moment that millions of genitals passed out without help from a chloroform cloth.
The opening package where Nancy Grace swirled her humongous tits around like she was stirring an imaginary witch's cauldron with them was so terrifying that I hope Casey Anthony sees it every time she pulls her eyelids down. And then when Nancy Grace dragged her chichis of destruction out from behind that desk, she looked like Thomas the Tank in Eddie Izzard drag. Like a bewigged Hulk on happy gas.
You know, Nancy does have some rhythm and the Satanic sparkle in her eye told me she was having fun. But that's probably because she used her powers of imagination (and you know she has one of those) to pretend that the dance floor was Casey Anthony's grave.
I give Nancy's performance three mucous drops from her daughter's nose.
Then there was Chaz Bono!
Before the show even started, some "inside source types" whispered around that Chaz's skills were going to make Kate Gosselin look like the spirit of Ginger Rogers slithered up into her asshole to dissolve the stick up there and take over. But Chaz wasn't that bad. As one of my friends said, Chaz dances like Grimace and looks like fat John Goodman in Death of a Salesman, but I was expecting a stiff ball whose out-of-breath wheezes had more rhythm than his moves.
I give Chaz one corroded nugget and a wet hair from Nancy's daughter's nose.
As for which trick will be voted off and melted down into the oil used to run that robot Brooke Burke, do you even have to ask?
I'm surprised George Clooney didn't drop this womp womp trick a long time ago. With the sad way she tries to move her hips, you can tell she's a flop at the strap-on helm.
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LOVE NANCY!!! and DAVID A. xoxo
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The musak does nothing to improve the schmancing. What a lame spectacle. I hate them all!
Wow. Elisabutterface is seriously unattractive and moves like a noodle.
Too bad Rob Kardassian wasn't eliminated the first week! that would have been such a BURN. Wish that f'ing family would just go away. TEAM DAVID ARQUETTE
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I'M DONESVILLE!
Nourish the Inner Asshole
Borrachas of the world unite and take over!
TEAM CHAZ!
Yeah, it wasn't much of a dance, but he sold it.
Jesus George, the Crypt Keeper can boogie better than that card board beard heux.
~*Lets go to my room pig!*~
woooooooooooo is that nancy a plumper. she looked cute in the silver dress. bono and cannalis are not stars.
i want to see bono stare at some tits and play slapass on the ladies.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Submitted by Luvs2tango on Tue, 09/20/2011 - 5:50pm.
Who is Elisabetta's fan base to phone in and vote for her? hmmm
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Rusty Hooligan. He won't be posting on Dlisted today, something about sprained dialing fingers. :)
Who is Elisabetta's fan base to phone in and vote for her? hmmm
I'm sure the advertisers for DWTS are happy.
That would be hilarious to sit in on their next meeting or teleconference.
They should be fired. 24% freefall!
Can't fix stupid.
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Lordy that was bad, WTF was Canalis doing? Oh dear :(
I haven't seen a bunch of losers like this since the last time I went to Just Jared.
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Tristan is the Irish bloke, no?
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
guest: isn't it better that we don't have to fight, or share? I also thought that Irish fellah was rather SCHMOOPY!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
I love Nancy and hope she wins. Chaz needs to lose weight. I have the exact comforter set used in that bed scene for Elisabetta though she was horrible and chad should donate about 15lbs to her. I didn't watch anyone else. And I agree about that guy Tristan. He could get it. Wonder what kind of accent that is.
I won't say anything about the kid (because kids are off limits IMO), but I can picture Nancy Grace in my mind's eye sitting there, in her studio office, late at night, all alone, hated by all of her co-workers, eating her own boogers.
chaz bono a celebrity for what,why,when being Cher's kid? anyway, what is this dudes job? like what else does this fool for a living besides becoming a man? cause that is job itself. what woman would want to be a man....? fuck the dumb.
chaz bono a celebrity for what,why,when being Cher's kid? anyway, what is this dudes job? like what else does this fool for a living besides becoming a man? cause that is job itself. what woman would want to be a man....? fuck the dumb.
DWTS down 24% in viewership.
That's too funny.
Genius producers making this a political statement.
Just another show that Libs force their agenda and we turn it off. Been doing that for decades.
FUDWTS and we'll boycott the whole damn season regardless of Chastity's length of stay.
Fed up with this shit.
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CHANGE: Obama wants Americans to “Pay Their Fair Share”, except for the 47% who pay no taxes.
Oh come on, lay off Nancy's kids. Children pick their noses, it's a fact! I thought Nancy was having a good time!
As for Chaz, you are not transgendered, you just got your tits chopped off! And you look like a beached whale on tiddely winks!
Best shot was Courtney Cox and Coco rooting for Daddy Arquette.
ikr snowy. She needs to gain about 10 lbs. VAL FTW IN HOTNESS & THE MIRROR BALL!!! (will admit that maks has a better butt tho but that's it!)
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
The dancing is a bit ghey for my taste, but otherwise that Tristan guy can say "turd" in my ear all he likes. He's hot. (Too bad he is with Nancy Disgrace, who isn't very good and is a much fatter fuck than I had presumed.)
Please do your research before you ejaculate the hate from your fingertips. ~MK
All the surgeries and hormones can't change the fact that Chaz still moves like a girl.
@ Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Tue, 09/20/2011 - 12:34pm.
Didn't mean it as a dig, she's just very sturdy looking for someone that gets that much of a workout. Dancers with long, lithe lines are more typical. But the girl can move.
I was shocked by how non-sexy Elisabetta was. As slutty as everyone says she is and well, Italian, I thought she'd at least not be stiff as a board. She managed to look fine when she was lounging around on the beach but the second you stick her on the dance floor, she was like Gosselin, only flexible.
As much of a bitch as Nancy is, she's smart and not exactly uncharismatic when she wants to be. She was a successful prosecutor for a reason. I still think she's a fat toad, but she's got a legion of moronic fans that will probably keep her there for a bit.
I like Chaz but I didn't like his dance that much. He just shuffled his feet, did some disco-looking shit with his arms and looked like he wasn't having a heart attack. He said he had a bum knee though, so he gets a pass.
I liked Hope Solo and Maks (that sexy beast, rawr).
Elisabetta to go.
guest: I said the same thing re Lizbetta's weight last night, RIGHT AFTER I SAID HOW MUCH HOTTER MAKS IS THAN VAL!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Fun Carson story for you. My friend worked with him at Ralph Lauren. Ralph called in one day a half hour before a meeting and said he wasn't really feeling well and was going to cancel, when she told Carson (he was assisting him at the time) he said, ah hell no. He called Ralph and told him (in so many words) "You better get your ass in here. It took me a week to set up this meeting and one of the clients flew in from Italy for it and you are just going to CANCEL on them at the last minute? I don't think so". RL was like, "Uh, OK, I'll be there as soon as I can".
doubt if elisabettah will make it very far. BUT if she does, she has absolutely no weight to lose. she's so skinneh.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
YES HE IS SNOWEEEE! Val is way way way hotter. ;p
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Given the alternative of a great ballroom dancer, I'd have to go with george on this one....
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Submitted by CokeyBloke on Tue, 09/20/2011 - 12:44pm.
My esteem for George Clooney has hit the basement after last night. WHAT was he thinking? She's either the Queen of Blowjobs, or he is...
Canalis was definitely falling back on coked out stripper moves. But this is a tougher audence than a bunch of drunken truckers, and she is not nude, so its not enough.
All I could think was why doesn't chaz drop some weight. I know its hard but dayum...
Nancy--most heart--well without an autopsy scale that is hard to dispute... ;)
Chaz Bono didn't do so bad. He did better that the one Clooney tossed aside.
Submitted by guest on Tue, 09/20/2011 - 12:55pm.
val is hotter than maks imho.
OH NO YOU DIDN'T ?!?!?!!?!? HOW DARE YOU BLASPHME LIKE THAT! he is sooooo not!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
DWTS HAS THE WORST BAND EVER. You would probably hear better music at a deaf karaoke.
I can't root for Nancy because she's a vile being.
As expected, Elisabetta plans to skate on her fab abs. Yawn.
Chaz did a very respectable job. I'm just loving his big adorable smile these days. I was almost as verklempt watching him as his weepy girlfriend was.
Just my worthless $.02 .. and thank gods for internet clips, I could never actually sit and watch this whole show ..
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
Oh Nanners, if only!!!!
well, Paris completed all her Community service from her Vegas coke bust and none of us heard a word. That day will come for the K family too. thought not soon enough.
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We try to talk it over
But the words come out too rough
I know you were tryin' to give me the best of your love
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 09/20/2011 - 1:09pm.
Rob Kardashian is one ugly dude. the girls definitely got the looks in that family.
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*Imagines a world where Rob got all the looks in the family and we never knew the girls existed.*
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What kind of fuckery is this?
Rob Kardashian is one ugly dude. the girls definitely got the looks in that family. Except Khloe, of course. And Kim before she ruined her face.
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We try to talk it over
But the words come out too rough
I know you were tryin' to give me the best of your love
wow that show is fucking terrible. I con't make it through the Nancy Grace clip, I much prefer the 1.5 minute clips that are just dancing...the rehersals and judges are so annoying
also where is Mark?
Submitted by Few Words on Tue, 09/20/2011 - 12:50pm.
great... just great... now i have to find some Bootsy for my afternoon... this is all your fault!
OT: uuummm... what?
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Ok I'm just going to say it...Ironically, Chaz dances like a fat gay guy.
There..I said it.
Janet
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HAHAHA COkey! I was thinking the same thing last night. she is disgusting
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*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
val is hotter than maks imho.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Nancy has spunk. Couldn't have said it better myself.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 09/20/2011 - 12:47pm.
SHAKE THEM HIPS
WHIP THAT HAIR
I ♥ LADY MISS KIER AS MUCH AS I ♥ TEENAGE QUEERS
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
@Raul: Shame on you! ;-P
No, *here* is the real Chaz video...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1u5PTLjHyk&feature=related
Submitted by Few Words on Tue, 09/20/2011 - 12:42pm.
oh yeah!... let's shake it!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4D1HSL7P98
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
My esteem for George Clooney has hit the basement after last night. WHAT was he thinking? She's either the Queen of Blowjobs, or he is...
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Tue, 09/20/2011 - 12:39pm.
Submitted by tasty dish on Tue, 09/20/2011 - 12:15pm.
i thought it was cute that Courtney Cox and Coco were in the audience for David Arquette.
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Did you notice Pee-Wee Herman standing next to them, cheering him on?
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Yes, that's right! David Arquette definitely has the most interesting entourage. I'm sure his sisters will make appearances soon...if he stays.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 09/20/2011 - 12:39pm.
ESE dance w/ me! ima playing deelite "groove is in the heart"
ima gonna make ur hair whip like clooneys beard
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
People think Lacey is fat? I mean really?!
www.theinfamouslife.com
www.twitter.com/so_infamous
they always stick Lacey with the fatties
dwm i AM !!!!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11