Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This female star has certainly had her ups and downs. Her career has gone up and down and has expanded over more than one creative medium. She has dated at least three or four famous guys, has been married to and divorced from another celebrity, and is a tabloid staple. Depending on who you talk to and which day it is, she is either gorgeous or ugly. Well, we know one thing for sure: she is pregnant! She is seven weeks along, and you should expect the announcement within the next couple of weeks. She could wait longer, but she wants to avoid the criticisms about her fluctuating weight. She thinks it will be good for people to know that she “has a baby on board, rather than a burrito on board.” Both she and her partner are very happy about the pregnancy. Oh, and they will be getting married, although the wedding will now happen after the baby is born. (Blind Gossip)
Jess "no longer has to suck it in" ica Simpson? If this is Jessica, it's wonderful news for her, because now bitches who are always measuring up the rise and fall of her full-bodied fupa area have to suck on their tongues when she slips that extra honey bran muffin from Hometown Buffet into her purse and they will really have to chew their lips when she eats said honey bran muffin in the car on the way home. Jessica is usually always eating for two (herself and her feelings), but now she's really eating for two and finally has a good excuse for eating a Fudgesicle in a hot dog bun for breakfast every morning.Meanwhile, will somebody please put your foot in front of Papa Joe as his WRONG ASS runs to the local massage school to get certified in the holistic art of swollen pregnant titty massaging.
In the last month you’ve have seen pics of these two C listers, who are famous for being famous, going to dinner together. The rumor is that while one was in the bathroom, the other star spit several times into the absent star’s dinner. (BuzzFoto)
Kim Kardashian and LaLa Vasquez with LaLa doing the honors? If you're about to say to me "But Michael, Kim Kuntrashian is all A-list," then please go back to kindergarten so that you can learn that in the fame whore alphabet there's only one letter: F (for fail, fuckoff, etc...). Yes, they teach the fame whore alphabet in kindergarten now.
This children’s network television host has a sex tape floating around the internet. Her hair is a different color and she goes under an alias, but a source says it is definitely her and she made the tape one year before getting a job at the children’s network. (BuzzFoto)
Foofa from Yo Gabba Gabba! (more like Yo Gobble Gobble!), obviously. Or Genevieve Goings the train conductor with the most exquisite eyebrows to ever grace children's television (next to Linda from Sesame Street, of course).
This former B lister and now probably a C. The only thing that saves him from D list obscurity is the occasional part and his name. Anyway, the actor has had his issues with various drugs in the past and the past week was no exception. At a charity event, our actor was wasted out of his mind when he began making a scene. Later, he hit on several women in front of his wife and told the various women that he and his wife were separating anyway. He called out to a princess in her 30's by saying hey chick. Obnoxious does not even begin to describe his behavior. (CDAN)
Stephen Baldwin?
Steven Baldwin is high on Jeebus and right wing politics. He's afraid of his wife. That's why he straightened up.
at first i didnt think jessucka would be #1. but it would be just like her father to exploit it like this. instead of coming out and telling everyone, do this sneaky played-out shit to keep people talking about her for as long as possible.
the others i have no idea. but i do know the fresh beat band! they are big in this house. i'm still going with foofa though - that slut!
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I don't personally believe that a male preop can get pregnant, especially one that has been sporting that weight for over 2 years. But I do believe a desperate tranny will wear pillows and fake it cause they have nothing else to do with their pathetic fake life.
Stephen Baldwin?
He's c-list?? BLHAHAHA!!
I vote Daniel Baldwin. At least he has a regular gig (on tru tv's World's Dumbest), rather than just bible-thumping. Last I heard, unless you're a televangelist, that gig doesn't pay too well.
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Submitted by deadhead on Wed, 09/21/2011 - 12:46pm.
I've never heard anyone call Aniston ugly.
Here you go: Aniston is ugly.
I don't understand why people think it's Aniston for #1. She's too fucking old to be naturally conceiving her first child at 42 without the help of IVF. Women who have children at a younger age may still continue to have children at 42 with some ease but having your first child at 42 naturally is not the norm. It's possible, it's just not likely. Also the blind doesn't fit her. She hasn't had a weight issue and what career ups and downs has she had? For the life of me I can't understand why people like her so much but they do, so definitely no ups and downs. And what's up with ugly one day gorgeous the next? Aniston has a cookie cutter look that she never changes so whether you think she's ugly or gorgeous that judgment call wouldn't change from day to day.
Submitted by KeeksHotMom on Wed, 09/21/2011 - 1:00pm.
and the kiddie show? The dark haired girl on Fresh Beat Band. She's currently dating Wayne Brady...who knows maybe she's very kinky?
omg get out!
she's so pretty
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The hispanic girl, "KiKi", is still on the show; however "Marina" character with red hair that was played by Shayna Rose (i think) was just replaced with another actress taking over the role. Maybe it was her..
***Curse me for knowing all their songs and dances, but I have a 2 yr old and I sing and dance with her to her music, and she sings and dances with me to mine (she even has the kanye shrug down perfectly)
oh please my son and I sing "we had a great day" when he goes to bed every night even with twists' rap! :D *high five*
they're both pretty, imo...
I really want the first one to be Jennifer Aniston, but sadly I think it’s Jessica Simpson. Let’s face it, Jennifer is getting old. In order for her to get pregnant she would probably need fertility drugs at this time and she has only been with Justin for about 4 months. The person in the Blind Item is 2 months pregnant. There is no way anyone would go out of their way to have fertility treatments with someone they only dated for 2 months.
The first one has to be Jessica. She probably figured she couldn’t beat Nick to the altar so she wants to beat him to the baby making.
Submitted by deadhead on Wed, 09/21/2011 - 12:46pm.
Well, not in so many words. But I've seen her compared to Jay Leno and/or a horse.
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Whoever thinks that Kim Kartrashian is A list deserves to have all her STDs unloaded onto them and then peed on.
and the kiddie show? The dark haired girl on Fresh Beat Band. She's currently dating Wayne Brady...who knows maybe she's very kinky?
omg get out!
she's so pretty
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The hispanic girl, "KiKi", is still on the show; however "Marina" character with red hair that was played by Shayna Rose (i think) was just replaced with another actress taking over the role. Maybe it was her..
***Curse me for knowing all their songs and dances, but I have a 2 yr old and I sing and dance with her to her music, and she sings and dances with me to mine (she even has the kanye shrug down perfectly)
I've never heard anyone call Aniston ugly.
Can't be Jessica Simpson because if she were the one who's pregnant, there would have been a wedding the second she found out. They're a Texan Christian family and it would be a shame for them to let a baby happen before marriage.
It's probably Jen Aniston, which would be amazing.
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Submitted by the original be... on Wed, 09/21/2011 - 12:31pm.
#1 Could just as easily be Jennifer Aniston: TV & movies are "more than one medium." And there's constant speculation over the state of her womb, as well; along with her having dated several famous guys since her divorce.
I'd love to know who's spitting in whose food...will that one be a "reveal?"
Isn't Stephen Baldwin's wife one of the one's on this season's DWTS?
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No, that's William Baldwin, the Sliver one. Stephen Baldwin is The Usual Suspects one.
#1 could be Jennifer Aniston or Jessica Simpson, congrats either way I have nothing against either one.
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#1 Could just as easily be Jennifer Aniston: TV & movies are "more than one medium." And there's constant speculation over the state of her womb, as well; along with her having dated several famous guys since her divorce.
I'd love to know who's spitting in whose food...will that one be a "reveal?"
Isn't Stephen Baldwin's wife one of the one's on this season's DWTS?
Although the JSimp guess is a better fit, I'm rooting for Aniston. I was looking at some recent pics a few days ago and she looked quite a bit fuller than usual. She strikes me as the self-obsessed type who would not appreciate anyone (Angelina) thinking she had 'a burrito on board'. Besides announcing a baby with that hot piece Justin Theroux on the heels of Brad Pitt's nasty comments last week is like a publist's wet dream.
Jennifer went viral with her Smart Water ad, and also has a perfume. Creative medium.
And it does not say she is engaged, just that the wedding now will happen after the baby is born.
It is possible to marry without being enganged first.
I love Aniston, and hope she finds happiness at last. I was indifferent to her untill 2005, when she behaved with such dignity after being publicly humiliated by her husband and his mistress.
She never said anything about that horrible situation, beside "missing a sensitivity chip" and "uncool", and I salute her for that.
Submitted by anonymouscrazyc... on Wed, 09/21/2011 - 9:31am.
The first one fits JA except one thing, it says she's expanded over more than one creative medium. What other medium has Blandistan explored? Has she sung or something?
On the other hand, I don't think people usually call Chestica "ugly." Plain yes, fat yes, but not ugly.
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#1: Not Anniston, she's never had a weight problem and is not engaged. It's definitely the one MK delicately calls "the big-titted frog."
Submitted by anonymouscrazyc... on Wed, 09/21/2011 - 9:31am.
I'm calling Jennifer Aniston on the first one
and the kiddie show? The dark haired girl on Fresh Beat Band. She's currently dating Wayne Brady...who knows maybe she's very kinky?
omg get out!
she's so pretty.
I thought Wayne Brady was married? Either way I can see him hitting on and dating someone 15 - 20 years younger.
It could be Jennifer Aniston for the first one, but the part of the clue "expanded over more than one creative medium" does not fit.(as far as I know).
Literally just yesterday, I was wondering whatever happened to Jessica Simpson, since I hadn't seen any mention of her anywhere in ages. (And yes, I am painfully aware of how sad that is on my part.)
That's great if she's preggers and happy, but hasn't she allegedly been pregnant for the past 4 or 5 years? Her & Beyonce... it's all you ever hear about.
In celeb-land, pregnancy is the new 'crying wolf'. That or threatening suicide.
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If Jessica is pregnant, she's sure come a long way from wanting to be a virgin when she first got married.
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Submitted by anonymouscrazyc... on Wed, 09/21/2011 - 9:31am.
I'm calling Jennifer Aniston on the first one
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Agreed. Witness the photo below of her carrying the huge purse/shopping bag.
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I'm calling Jennifer Aniston on the first one
and the kiddie show? The dark haired girl on Fresh Beat Band. She's currently dating Wayne Brady...who knows maybe she's very kinky?
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Submitted by CokeyBloke on Wed, 09/21/2011 - 9:17am.
Submitted by MudTurtle on Wed, 09/21/2011 - 9:01am.
Is there not a single whore in Hollywood that can walk of her own accord???
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I hear you loud and clear, but I think most often in these situations women are being swarmed by paps and crowds and it's more of a protective instinct
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Yeah, you're right. It still bugs the shit out of me, though, lol.
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She appears to be under the delusion that she is so hot that she can go around sans fards. She needs the fards.-Deb 7/29/11
Submitted by MudTurtle on Wed, 09/21/2011 - 9:01am.
Is there not a single whore in Hollywood that can walk of her own accord??? I go out in public quite often, and usually I manage to do so successfully without my husband, or anyone else, hanging on to my wrists and holding my arms up like I am a precious fragile fairy. I fucking hate when I see this. YOU ARE A GROWN ASS WOMAN. Fucking act like it.
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So fking agree. Dated someone who kept the fuck grabbing my arm or hand. By the end of the night I simply said "Stop!". Other than touching my head, this shit shuts me off to someone quicker than the idea of fapping to my boss.
Submitted by MudTurtle on Wed, 09/21/2011 - 9:01am.
Is there not a single whore in Hollywood that can walk of her own accord???
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I hear you loud and clear, but I think most often in these situations women are being swarmed by paps and crowds and it's more of a protective instinct.
Oooh, I like the Jennifer Aniston guess for having a bebe on the way. But spreading the news so early at her age is unwise.
Is there not a single whore in Hollywood that can walk of her own accord??? I go out in public quite often, and usually I manage to do so successfully without my husband, or anyone else, hanging on to my wrists and holding my arms up like I am a precious fragile fairy. I fucking hate when I see this. YOU ARE A GROWN ASS WOMAN. Fucking act like it.
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She appears to be under the delusion that she is so hot that she can go around sans fards. She needs the fards.-Deb 7/29/11
Jessica's a good guess - almost too perfect, but if the announcement is coming fast, then I don't think they're worried about hiding it. She's about 5'2", so 5 lbs. looks like 20 on her and she carries it all in her upper body. She's going to look like a short little caramel apple if she's pregs.
Spit is the least of what I hope ends up in Kartrashian's food. Bird shit, fupa scrapings, toe jam...I got plenty of things.
No clue for the kids' show one. I haven't watched that stuff in forever. If it doesn't involve Pokemon, Spongebob or Barney, I've never heard of it.
One of the Baldwins is a good guess, they're all generally messed up. Is Daniel still married? Eric Roberts?
The two famous C-listers might be Paris and Nicole.
I'm not sure that Eric Johnson will be set for life: as the father, he'd have to support the kid; Jessica wouldn't have to pay him child support, would she? 'Course, that could change based on a prenup.
I think the first one is Jennifer Aniston.
I thought Jessica only fucked within wedlock?
It can't be LardASSian for #2, if it was the chick would have PISSED into her dinner.
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Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 09/21/2011 - 8:12am.
If Jessica is pregnant, I'm happy for her, and I have a feeling she'll be a devoted and loving mom to her baby.
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I'm sure she won't be a cold bitch but if it's a girl she'll be smothered in pink ruffles, lace and bows.
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What kind of fuckery is this?
Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 09/21/2011 - 8:09am.
The only reason I think that the baby may not be shoved down our throats is because you don't seem to hear *that* much about Asslee and Pete Wentz's kid. Then again, Jessica has always been the real star of the family, so who knows?? I DO agree that she needs to watch out for that dude. He's freshly divorced and has dollar-signs in his eyes.
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"The rumor is that while one was in the bathroom, the other star spit several times into the absent star’s dinner."
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
No way is it Stephen Baldwin. I mean, he's been saved by Jesus folks! Who ever heard of a judgmental, hypocritical religious zealot whose private life is in direct contrast to the beliefs he professes to live by? Oh wait...
@ Jack - now I've got the Sally Struthers fighting Cartman over Snacky Cakes visual - thanks
If Jessica is pregnant, I'm happy for her, and I have a feeling she'll be a devoted and loving mom to her baby.
I see Jessica getting as big as Sally Struthers on a two week twinkie binge...
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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Wed, 09/21/2011 - 8:05am.
Regardless, if she is pregnant, I wish her the best. She's harmless and dumb.
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She's harmless and not nearly as annoying as Kardashian Inc. BUT if she has a burrito baby in the oven that kid will be shoved down our throats something awful. It's too bad she's going to marry the dude because you know that won't last and he'll run off with a fortune.
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Submitted by Vanilla cupcake on Wed, 09/21/2011 - 7:56am.
If the first blind item is indeed Jessica, then her baby daddy is set for life!
Yes, and she appears to be handing him cash in that pic, lol
Everytime I see Jessica Simpson, she is the prime example of those chicks who peaked in their late teens/early 20's. She's not ugly, IMO. But her hotness shelf-life was brief...same with Britney Spears. Regardless, if she is pregnant, I wish her the best. She's harmless and dumb.
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 09/21/2011 - 7:55am.
It sort of depends on the woman, since some tall skinny women barely show at all.
It also, to play devil's advocate, might be water weight/bloat. Some women swell up like balloons the moment they have a hormonal shift (like for a period).
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Can you imagine how fat Jessica Simpson is going to get with pregnancy??. She doesn't have the discipline to work out/eat healthy, so I doubt she'll NOT eat for two.
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LOL @ Hometown Buffet. I had no idea that was a chain. We have one near us in Jersey. It's like a sub-par Golden Corral, if that's possible.
If the first blind item is indeed Jessica, then her baby daddy is set for life!