Brad Pitt Is Never Going To Shut His Mouth About This Jennifer Aniston Thing
"Durrrrrrrrr...."
As even the psychic cat with the dusty turban on the Santa Monica Promenade predicted, Brad Pitt's whole "I was a boring pile of stale weed shank during my marriage to Jennifer Aniston" shit scooted its ass along every damn tabloid cover this week and has once again pushed us down into the dark ages where we can't even buy Astroglide and some pork rinds without their faces staring at us in the checkout line at KMart. Every time one of those bitch's brings up each other's name, a black cat breaks a mirror under a ladder and it's another 30 years of bad luck for all of us! But let's get into this shit anyway.
UsWeekly is saying that Jennifer Aniston stopped knitting the words Mrs. Theroux on her favorite ice cream tub cozy (Note: I can't believe ice cream tub cozies exist) to briefly roll an eye at Brad and apparently her team of publicists demanded he fart out an "I'm Sowwy" about that shit he said. Their source says, "They got his team involved and Brad was read the riot act -- the only way you can read the riot act to Brad Pitt. No one believes his words were taken out of context -- he said what he said. I do hear that he's remorseful. We think he's jealous she's in love." Which leads me to OK! Magazine...
OK!'s sources say that Brad's jealousy chip is burning up over the fact that Jennifer Aniston is no longer a miserable lonely-ling who uses her dog's first name as the groom's name when she fills out online wedding registries for fun on a Sunday afternoon. The source said that Brad is trying to drag Jen down. The source said this mess: “Brad’s got a real competitive, vicious streak, and I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s jealous. Justin is everything Brad couldn’t be. He adores Jen; Jen is deeply in love with Justin. And she’d fallen in and out of love with Brad during their marriage." Which leads me to InTouch Weekly (via Hollywood Life)....
InTouch Weekly is saying that Brad isn't the one wants to turn Jen's smile face into a frown face. It's St. Angie! CRASH! BOOM! LIGHTING! ETC! They say that St. Angie promised Brad that if he threw shade at Jen in an interview, her hamster cooch would spit out his old nutsack and she'd let him spend some quality time with them. The source explained, “It’s as if Angelina specifically told Brad to say those things in the interview. It’s her exact opinion of Jen. She thinks she’s a boring person. Angelina has a knack for getting Brad to say unpleasant things about Jen.”
And FINALLY, during an interview with Matt Lauer on Today (via People) Brad said that he wants all the kids in the playground to stop poking at Aniston and to leave her alone:
"I don't want [people] to say anything bad like that about Jen. She's a dear friend of mine. I think it's a shame that I can't say something nice about Angie without Jen being drug in. She doesn't deserve it."
Brad, please take your own advice, sprinkle it on some papers, roll the biggest joint you've ever rolled and then smoke it up real slow. That will keep your mouth busy. Maddox will do the talking for you from on. Yes, Maddox will still say some real shit about Aniston, but at least he'll put some sparkly stank on it!
And all of us deserve a prize for going through that mess together, so here's a pussy fight with some real entertainment value:
See. Garden cats know how to end some bullshit. Just push that bitch off the ladder.
Well, this is what he said of his wife while he was married to her, Jen.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU4NwFQyXw0&feature=related
It was not until he filmed Mr. and Mrs. Smith, when he met this maneater that he changed his mind and became and adulterer.
I like needless media manufacturered drama as much as any work from home housewife.. but this one defies reason.
Brad had a 2200 word interview and 20 words blew the world's minds out. Yet how many people freaking out even know what the question was? Maybe 1 in 100?
I imagine Aniston tearing the magazine out of an assistants hands skimming the interview and then saying "WTF? Where did he call me dull, boring and uninteresting?"
He wasn't married to Jen in the 90's. In fact he was barely even nailing her while dating in the 90's since she came on the scene late 98? So if it was a slam to anyone it would be Lewis and Paltrow who dated him for a longer period int he 90's.
Basically in answering a question "was there an event that changed the way you saw yourself in the world" he said "I think that my marriage had something to do with it. Trying to pretend the marriage was something that it wasn’t."
Like.. perhaps.. "golden?" Not exactly a mind blowing revelation or worth all this vicious hubbubaloo bullshit.
Though it is entertaining in a sick "man oh man the world has gone batshit crazy if this is their response" kind of way.
Submitted by K2 on Thu, 09/22/2011 - 12:48pm.
Allessandra sucks hairy aged cock balls !!!
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You sure sound like a faces of meth entry type of woman.
I do notice how you insult me when you sense Im not there,ha!
Oh and yeah I was on this thread for ages but most of the time I was off topic, you reality twisting psychotic HO.
The old hairy aged balls are the most delicious,they come with mothballs.
Dear Bard (typo and keeping it) Well If you weren't boring before you sure as fuck are now...douche. You talk too damned much about your girlfriend and kids.
He told the truth the first time. Jennifer has no desire to save the world. She just likes to spend gobs of money on herself hang with her friends. She is dull. Brad wanted to be with Angelina because of all her self indulgent faux saving the world bullsh*t. It make him feel important. It makes him feel like the big man.
just let it go guy.... how many years ago was that? how many kids do you have now? seriously move on.
Well shit.
*leaves thread*
Allessandra IS Gretchen 2.0. I for one prefer Angie over Jen. But I prefer to not waste any time defending her or especially Brad. It's been a looong ass time since this drama happened and it's gotten old. Allessandra, it's not worth anyone's time to argue over which celeb is better. They pretty much all suck!
Allessandra sucks hairy aged cock balls !!!
I dont know you ( but I seen your posts about Angie and Brad) , but seriously you seem a lil to involved, I hope that you have way more in life then hating every step in Brangelinas life
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For real? Bitch, you havent left this site since last night! 2 pages alone with your name on it! Seriously, for someone who doesnt give a shit about either of them - you certainly seemed invested in this thread and getting people to see things from Angelina's point of view. HYPOCRITE!
And when you can recall what people have posted on other threads ... shows YOU have a problem.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 09/22/2011 - 10:53am.
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Add me on facebook if you dare, bring it on like I said,and you silly girl why do you have a go at me all the time if you cant follow trough? Or is that it just a lil cursing and dissing and thats all you got?
Also it seems your "badassnes" consists of swearwords only, no substance at all.Are you ever done with fuck this,dick, ass,? If not you might have tourette.
You sad cow prob will wait till you see Im off here and then write one of your uncreative insults, wich remind of Michelle Rodriguez´s "badass" one liners in those crappy B movies she always plays in.
Submitted by cake coke and cock on Thu, 09/22/2011 - 10:49am.
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Ha,good one *rolls eyes* considering how lame Jen seems she prob would be bothered.I mean she was lame and sad enough to invite E to her bday trip in Cabos.
The real problem here is that all you guys love Aniston or atleast dislike Brad and Angelina and I dare to say what I think.
Submitted by Allessandra on Thu, 09/22/2011 - 10:49am.
I'm cringing for you, sweetie. You left reality a long ass time ago.
Submitted by Allessandra on Thu, 09/22/2011 - 10:22am.
"I lost all respect for Jennifer, when she invited the E crew to her birthday trip in Cabos."
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I'm sure Jen is heartbroken and just pining away for your respect.
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Don't make me quote Nabokov at you. I'll do it. I promise.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 09/22/2011 - 10:39am.
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I was just leaving and the I saw this!
Oh my god you silly bitch,you want a fight bring it on!!!! you prob suck at this anyway just like you suck at being "badass"
k2 ,I canot be bothered with this debate for now anymore. I know your hate and more then obvious obsession with Brad and Angelina gives you energy, but Im getting tired for now.
I dont know you ( but I seen your posts about Angie and Brad) , but seriously you seem a lil to involved, I hope that you have way more in life then hating every step in Brangelinas life ( its so obvious ,you wait for them to do or say something so you can hate more),because otherwise this world we live in sucks even more then I thought it does.
Wasnt you the one who once praised Bush and dissed Obama or so?!
Submitted by Allessandra on Thu, 09/22/2011 - 10:21am.
Seriously, do you EVER shut the fuck up?
Submitted by K2 on Thu, 09/22/2011 - 10:24am
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Well at the end of the day Angelina is not talking about Jennifer, as far as I am aware she never has I know its hard to believe but she very likely doesnt give a shit about Aniston.
So what do you think of Aniston "stealing" away Justin from his gf of 14 years?? Isnt she a man-stealer and an insensitive twat?? or can you just make up better excuses for Jen??I think its worse because Jen had the unfair advantage of being famous and rich compared to his gf.
As for Justin :
Funny how NO one who knows Heidi has discussed the break up. Not even Heidi herself. Would leave some to believe that this on again off again 14 yr relationship was on it's way out prior to Jen coming full steam ahead into the picture. Here's a thought: Maybe Justin & Heidi were together a month before him and Aniston went public, b/c they had committed to something months prior to the break up. Kinda like when Jen & Brad went on vacation w/Courtney & David, only to come home and announce the separation. They obviously committed to that trip prior to having marital problems and decided to still go on the trip.
Maybe Justin's goals and outlook on life were changing and Heidi was no longer on board! If Heidi isnt calling him out on it - maybe he did NOTHING wrong and neither did Jen.
Talking about how she was in love with Brad isnt talking about Aniston even if it was at the time he was with Jennifer (thats just so far fetched even for rabid angelina bashers).
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No, but what angelina does is bring up how she couldnt wait to get to work every day b/c of Pitt ... again, revealing this after everyone had speculated that they had an affair. She's an insensitive twat. And the kind of person who rubs mud in an ex wife's face. She didnt have to speak Aniston's name ... the words she chose to describe her feelings for Pitt while he was married is an obvious dig and shows lack of compassion for the woman scorn. She's an ugly person ... doesnt matter how many kids she adopts. She is not a people person and it shows!
and p.s do you ever sleep ?!
Talking about when you fell in love w/Pitt - while the world knows that he was married to Aniston at the same time - IS bringing up Aniston !! DUH.
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Talking about how she was in love with Brad isnt talking about Aniston even if it was at the time he was with Jennifer (thats just so far fetched even for rabid angelina bashers).
Angelina never talks about Jennifer because she obviously doesnt give a shit about Aniston.Seriuosly I cannot remember Angelina bringin up Jennifer even once.
If you can tell me when Angelina actually spoke about Jen,then I am gonna very surpirsed.
I lost all respect for Jennifer, when she invited the E crew to her birthday trip in Cabos.
And am I missing something, good ole Jen gets away with murder doesnt she? Didnt she "steal" Justin from his gf whom he was together for 14 years? Or is it just cuz Justins ex gf isnt famous??So she isnt worth standing up for? My god the hipocrisy...
The funny thing is poor Jenn looks great and Brad has aged in dog years. Greasy and gross. Poor Jenn will have the next laugh. Then of course in 20 years Jenn will be a lonely old spinster and Brad though hideous looking will have a big family of transexual kids to keep him company.
This is the best Telenovela EVER... I wonder if Angelina is Jennifer's long lost twin sister (the evil one of course), Who would get amnesia? My guess is Brad... Which of the Brangelina children is Jennifer's baby... An finally Angelina is going to get Justin T drunk and then she would tell him that they slept together and now she is pregnant with his child...
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The funniest thing about all of this is the interview was done in Parade Magazine! The little Sunday supplement. They NEVER ask tough questions. They ask stuff like: "What's your favorite color?" Brad Pitt gave all this up on his own, which is why he did not claim the interview was a lie.
Anyways, WTF ,AJ neve talked about Jennifer.Like really wtf.Talking how she fell in love with Brad is not talking about Jennifer..sheesh.I literally NEVER heard AJ talk about Jennifer like ever
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Talking about when you fell in love w/Pitt - while the world knows that he was married to Aniston at the same time - IS bringing up Aniston !! DUH.
Jolie was interviewed by Ann Curry ( I think) , and talked about when her and Pitt got close (this was back in 2005 sometime) . She described how Pitt would confide in her about his marriage and that Jen was his "best friend" . She actually used that term. SO I think it's safe to say that she spent years trying to fill the "best friend" shoes of his ex. Even though she thinks she won the prize .. I think there was a respect and a true friendship with Jen. It's apparent Jolie doesnt know how to be a friend -- but atleast she gave him kids, right? Plus Pitt's family adored Jen . Another reason to be jealous.
Why does everybody question the fact that they dont wanna get married? How backwarded, me and my bf are together for 4 years and everybody always asks us when we get married IT SUCKS.Its like something is wrong if you dont wanna get married wich is bullshit,marriage is such an outdated thing.
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I get it. I heard the same thing for years - just b/c I didnt want to marry in my 20's. Once I hit 30, the pressure was through the roof. Parents dont understand that it's not their generation anymore and we're waiting longer to tie the knot and start families.
That said, I think 6 kids later... what's the big deal in making it legit? You're a family unit. Why are you playing house, taking on the responsibilty of raising children together and still finding reasons to not marry? I just dont get it. QUITE frankly, I think they hide behind that bullshit about marrying when everyone can! It's a stall tactic so that they dont get hounded. If you really wanted to raise a family and thought your love was foreeeever ....the fear of paperwork wouldnt hold you back. Oh the values.
This is MY opinion. Everyone else can do whatever the fuck they want.
Every day it becomes more clear how bitter Brad is that he's stuck with an old meemaw like Angi. He thought he was dumping Aniston for the female Bono...and instead he's now partnered for life with my crazy Aunt Ethel. Can't leave her and all those kids either. He'd be the King of all Douchebags then. Can you say 'checkmate' Mr. Pitt?
...all of us deserve a prize for going through that mess together...MK
Bread, please stop talking, you are making it worse.
OMG, now HE'S doing it to promote his movies. All their PR people are insane - smart, but insane. I guess we'll be hearing about this stupid manufactured "love triangle" until all three of them are dead, which is beyond boring.
That's a lot of information! Thanks for the reply. If I went back that far things would get very complicated indeed so I just go with 'English'!
No doubt he wants to stir up PR for his media so he knowingly said something underhandedly cruel about his ex. I don't for a second believe this, "Ooh, I didn't mean to be nasty about Jennifer." Yeah, you did: not 'cuz you still care or even think about your marriage any more, but 'cuz you knew it would get your mug in the press and get folks talking... and look, we're talking (or, at least, writing).
I think it's hilarious that gossipers like Lainey say, ooh he really put his foot in it by saying this. No. Every single thing that comes out of this guy's mouth is 100% pre-calculated to get whatever effect he wants that day. Brad, or at least his team, is a Master Media Manipulator.
Submitted by RedPeggy on Thu, 09/22/2011 - 12:18am.
Just out of interest when people say 'I'm German-Irish' or similar - do they literally mean their dad is one and their mum is the other?
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My paternal great-great grandfather came from Kassel, Hesse, Germany. He came to California in 1838. He returned to Germany in 1850; paid the required bride price; married; and returned to California with his wife in 1852. His eldest daughter (my paternal great grandmother) married a German immigrant. Her youngest son (my paternal grandfather) married a Scotswoman from Paisley, Renfrewshire, Scotland.
My mom's grandparents (both maternal and paternal) came to the United States from Scotland during the Irish Potato Famine. I don't have much information about them.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkien.
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Just out of interest when people say 'I'm German-Irish' or similar - do they literally mean their dad is one and their mum is the other?
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 09/22/2011 - 12:13am.
Hope to see you around my neck of the woods some day!
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When we get our itinerary set, I will post it. Gotta gloat. ☺
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkien.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 09/22/2011 - 12:06am.
I'm sure that you will not let a little something like a golf handicap stand in the way of looking ab fab on the tee.
Hope to see you around my neck of the woods some day!
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 09/22/2011 - 12:02am.
Hee hee, just looked back and realized I hijacked the thread. Thank goodness there's no real "on topic police" at this time of night.
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I shanked them.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkien.
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 09/22/2011 - 12:01am.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:50pm.
Sorry, Lawyer GIRL. I should have known that.
Yes, golf is really popular here, among all age groups. I couldn't say if we have that many professional players, though. I do know that they could never make as much money as your pros. Anyway, if you're ever coming over here, you could play to your heart's content, just as long as you have a Golf Certificate.
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Awesome. I love to play golf even though I'm a crappy player. I have a 36 handicap which is the highest the USGA allows for women players. It means that the player is a total duffer.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkien.
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Hee hee, just looked back and realized I hijacked the thread. Thank goodness there's no real "on topic police" at this time of night.
Anyhoo, I had a great time talking to everyone and have to say "thanks" for helping me unwind after a crazy couple of days. I love reading all of your comments and LMAO at the observations around here.
In order to stay on-topic, all I can say is:
Brad, my most fervent wish for you is that someday, before it's too late, you find your balls. I will light a candle and say a prayer to St. Anthony (Catholic Patron Saint of Lost Items) so that you eventually find your scrotum, epididymis, vas deferens, testes, accessory glands, seminal vesicles, prostate gland and bulbourethral glands.
Because yes, a man must have all of the above in order to co-star in a movie with George Clooney.
Vaya con dios, mi amigo.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:50pm.
Sorry, Lawyer GIRL. I should have known that.
Yes, golf is really popular here, among all age groups. I couldn't say if we have that many professional players, though. I do know that they could never make as much money as your pros. Anyway, if you're ever coming over here, you could play to your heart's content, just as long as you have a Golf Certificate.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:46pm.
@Momus
LOL. Take your best shot, Lawyer Boy!
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I'm a heifer.
Seriously, the golf course was soooooo beautiful at the KLM Open. Mr. Momus and I are thinking about taking a year off and golf our way through Europe. Possibly in 2014.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkien.
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@ Momus the Sarcastic, I do hate Madonna but everyone in my Facbeook friends seem to love her, its so annoying.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:42pm.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:33pm.
I went to a Catholic elementary school; I'm not Catholic. It was the only elementary school on Guam at the time. The nuns wore the traditional black habits. I felt sorry for them wearing those dark woolen gowns in hot humid Guam.
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Ouch, that had to be hot. I always found that the nuns were much more dedicated then the priests. I had male friends in high school who cleaned the rectory, and they would tell us constantly about the weed, booze, steak and lobster the priests used to imbibe on a regular basis. We never got mad though, because we figured if your life was celibate, living in a house with about 6 other dudes and no privacy from the public, plus your job was to teach in either an all-boys or all-girls high school, fuck it, smoke, drink and swear/gossip all you wanted. God knows, we didn't want that life.
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:26pm.
You still here? I have a question.
I watched the KLM Open. Is golf popular in The Netherlands.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkien.
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@Momus
LOL. Take your best shot, Lawyer Boy!
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:39pm.
I love the Catholic saint stories. And I wish I could go to confession every week. Free therapy! And I'm fascinated by all the pageantry and stuff. Yeah, there are a few pervy priests out there, but I think on the whole the denomination is a good one for people. I much prefer it to the fundamentalist evangelical nutter groups.
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CIJ - the funniest thing about Catholic confession is that penance is basically the same no matter what you do. Curse at your family? 10 Hail Mary's. Call in sick to work when you weren't sick? 10 Hail Mary's. Kill your boss? 10 Hail Mary's. It's great, just learn the Hail Mary and you basically have a free pass!
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:30pm.
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Awww, I am touched by what you wrote.Well I guess its never too late, you could always move to Switzerland.Many of my friends would love to live in America(including me) but it isnt so easy, as you need a work visa or a green card.I never been to the south of America but atleast its pretty much always hot over there.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:33pm.
I went to a Catholic elementary school; I'm not Catholic. It was the only elementary school on Guam at the time. The nuns wore the traditional black habits. I felt sorry for them wearing those dark woolen gowns in hot humid Guam.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkien.
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Submitted by Allessandra on Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:29pm.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:22pm.
But in the bigger picture - did I see you're from Austria? Is that where Ahnold S is from? Cuz if you're from the same country that produced the impreganator, we're REALLY gonna give you shit now! LOL!
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Im pretty sure that Arnold S is french...yep he is french.NO NEED TO GOOGLE IT.
imnotgettingawaywiththis
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Ahahahahahaha! I knew it! Schwarzenegger is actually a native of Provence, isn't he?
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I love the Catholic saint stories. And I wish I could go to confession every week. Free therapy! And I'm fascinated by all the pageantry and stuff. Yeah, there are a few pervy priests out there, but I think on the whole the denomination is a good one for people. I much prefer it to the fundamentalist evangelical nutter groups.
Submitted by Callie on Wed, 09/21/2011 - 11:23pm.
5. are more interested in nonfiction books and find fiction by authors like Jackie Collins highly irritating and a waste of your time.
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I'm English, Irish, German, Italian, Swiss and Polish and I find Jackie Collins to be a waste of my time. We can all get along;)
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Callie - SSHHHHHHHHHH!
*looks around guiltily*
MK LOVES JACKIE COLLINS. Seriously, he thinks she's the second-coming of the bard. You may want to go back and delete your post!
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