The Mystery Of January Jones' Baby Father Lives On

I wasn't bashing on single parents, at all. I have some single mothers as friends and they're amazing, they work their asses off to grant their children everything they need and are good people with their heads on their shoulders who are making every kind of imaginable effort to raise their kids as well as you can.

I was bashing on those idiots who procreate to satisfy some of their delusions, let their children be raised by other people because they can't be bothered even if they don't work/don't have to, the people who make the crucial decision of putting another life in this world out of some kind of baby tantrum and just don't think about the consequences of their actions.

Unfortunately, there's plenty of such people, too.

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Silvio Berlusconi, just die already.

Submitted by bornagainChristian on Sun, 09/25/2011 - 3:18pm.

SOME children only need one, but others need two. It's not PC to say so, but it IS true.

Oh, and Obama's mom got duped by his dad, dumped him, and then married some other dude she later divorced. She wasn't a single parent, dumbass. And given what a fuckup he's proven to be, he's not a great ad for whatever his mom was doing.

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

Could it be she's blackmailing all of them on the DL, claiming each one is the father?

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"Bye, Whore" -MK

What is this woman famous for and why should we care? She obviously got knocked up for a huge payday. Moron.

One of two things is happening, she was paid and will be paid a whole lot of dough for the next 18 years for keeping the paternity secret, or the baby daddy is impossibly embarrassing and she has no choice but to keep it secret or be scorned by all.

She has the right to keep her secret and I'm sure the kid will be just fine with her for a mom, she's a lovely soul who has her priorities straight. At least Betty will be really grumpy with a baby biting her teats this season, so we all have that.

Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 09/25/2011 - 8:38am.
Stop knocking single parents, you smug and/or people with no kids or people with partners. Sometimes shit just doesn't work out, okay
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I don't think anyone is being smug, but common sense and statistics dictate that a child in a stable, happily married two parent home, on average, does better in life than one in lesser circumstances. Unfortunately, children of single mothers are more likely to be raised in poverty than their two-parent counterparts.

Second, I personally believe that it's vitally important for a woman to have some standards and show some responsibility when it comes to picking a guy. Don't sleep with a guy unless he is committed to you 100% and would stand by you if you were to get pregnant. Until then, learn how to use a dildo and don't be dumb enough to get pregnant out of wedlock. It's totally disrespectful to your own body and self when you have a baby with a loser who isn't man enough to take on his family reponsibilities. The woman is one the who will be risking her life to birth the baby and the one who will have to make the sacrifices not just for the first 18 years, but for the rest of her life. Once a mother, always a mother. Don't damn your child for life with a lazy, rotten, abusive, criminal, cheating or otherwise fraudulent person as their father. You know exactly what kind of guy you are spreading your legs for.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 09/25/2011 - 11:50am.
How did they get it? Someone in the 'Birth Cert Dept' is on the take I suppose. Celebs have NO privacy but for this someones head should roll. Nasty sneaky idiots.

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From what I know, anyone can get a hold of a birth, death or marriage certificate. It's all public knowledge. In CA, I think you can get a confidentail marriage certificate though if you want, but not a confidential birth cert.

Working in politics, doesn't this smack of the John Edwards scandal?
A mistress + married guy, who's wife was richer than him throwing hush-money at his mistress... all to blowup eventually.
I'm looking at you Matt Vaughn.

"Plus, we all know mike is the father."

hahahahaa thanks for clearing that up!

I think part of what I was trying to say is that sometimes, you find yourself in this situation because the other party left/abandoned the family (although I don't know about her situation at all). Not much you can do about it, except move on and take care of your kid(s). I did remarry and had a second child. It is much easier to provide a stable upbringing when there are two SANE parents in the household.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sun, 09/25/2011 - 8:22am.
That sperm must have had mountaineering gear on, with a blowtorch and pickaxe, to penetrate the icy frostbitten crust of January's ovum (which was undoubtedly sitting there in the fallopian tube with a sour look on, filing its nails.)

BWAHAHAAHAAHA!!!!

bornagainChristian

Obama had a stepfather. Children need TWO Parents. The one with only One are scarred for life. They will always wonder why??

She is smart. She doesnt need the financial support, so why get involved in a whole custody/visitation fight with the father?? The family courts suck big time, we all know that!

And a child only needs ONE good parent. That is a fact. Believe it or not a lot of the MOST successful people in every business have been raised by a single parent..most cases MOM.

Oh....and one that comes to mind became president.

TMZ says that the birth certificate of her son, Xander Dane Jones, is completely blank on the spot where the daddy's name goes.

How did they get it? Someone in the 'Birth Cert Dept' is on the take I suppose. Celebs have NO privacy but for this someones head should roll. Nasty sneaky idiots.
LOVE MAD MEN. LOVE JJ IN IT!

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Submitted by gladyslove on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 11:19pm.
You name should be El Retardo.

I get what Hekki is saying. She's not saying you can't be a great single parent. She's saying that, in general and all else being equal, it's better to have two parents. (My two cents: Especially true as to boys, who need a father or solid father-figure.)

That doesn't mean that kids with two parents will go to Harvard and kids with one parent will be crackheads. We're talking generalities. Also, two effed-up parents are no better than a single parent, of course.

I am close to a lot of single parents, male and female, most of whom do an amazing job with their kids. In a lot of cases, given the qualities or character of the missing parent, the kids are better off without him or her.

Ms. Jones seems at a distance like a whorish, irresponsible lightweight. Not sure if being a mom will mature her. I suspect she's really busy with work, so her kid will be raised more by nannies. No one really knows about the daddy's involvement or what she plans to tell the kid, but it can't be good to grow up not knowing who your daddy is.

She's doing what she needs to do, but unfortunately, all this secrecy makes her looks like a hobag who slept with someone she shouldn't have and now has to raise her baby by herself. I always feel like celebrities laugh at the public behind closed doors for all the speculation. She's probably living happily with the baby's father, in some arrangement or other.

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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom

I'm torn on this. I feel it's no one's business, but on the other hand, she is also wringing every bit of drama out of this that she can.

She hasn't publically named a father, but named the baby after her married costar? She had to know what that would cause. If he isn't the father, that's really classless. It's like she enjoys suspicion being thrown on anyone and everyone. Only one of those guys can be the father and while I have no problem with him being thrown under the bus, it's not fair to the others.

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I think single parents rock, and have the toughest job in the world.

Fuck the assholes who knock them. Let's see how great their lives are in a few years when shit doesn't work out for their fairy tale lives!

Judgemental idiots!

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sun, 09/25/2011 - 8:22am.
That sperm must have had mountaineering gear on, with a blowtorch and pickaxe, to penetrate the icy frostbitten crust of January's ovum (which was undoubtedly sitting there in the fallopian tube with a sour look on, filing its nails.)

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Ha, ha!!!!

Stop knocking single parents, you smug and/or people with no kids or people with partners. Sometimes shit just doesn't work out, okay? Let's just pick on January Jones for being a snotbag and possible whore from Whoreville who can't act rather than assuming that because she's single (and um, richer than a lot of you, so hello) she'll suck as a parent.

Plus, we all know mike is the father.

(I also think it's a bit much to be delving into birth certificates, but hey, if it was done to the President of the United States [and still that's not enough for some], who gives a shit about a little baby's privacy?)

That sperm must have had mountaineering gear on, with a blowtorch and pickaxe, to penetrate the icy frostbitten crust of January's ovum (which was undoubtedly sitting there in the fallopian tube with a sour look on, filing its nails.)

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You must forgive my curiosity, madam, and open your knees.

You know, I hate people that judge single parents. My daughter used to have a National Geographic "Baby Animals" book. Always pictures of the mommy animals with their babies. The daddy animals were never in the picture. Unfortunately, some humans don't bond with and pine for their young, and that is why they aren't in the picture. It's not the fault of the parent left to pick up the pieces. Most of the time, men leave but sometimes women leave the family, too. I was a single mother for about 6 years after I had to have my first husband removed from the home. I also looked much younger than I was, so I would get all kinds of dirty looks from strangers and had people like my grandmother harshly judging me and giving me shit. My daughter is in high school now at a private high school on a merit scholarship. As long as the parent(s) is doing their job, people need to shut up and stop judging.

Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 09/24/2011 - 7:52pm

But I think these women who can't sustain a relationship with an adult long enough to get to lasting commitment/marriage aren't really ready for an 18 year commitment to a helpless little person requiring patience and compromise and sanity. Yikes.

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I totally agree. I have a two-year-old son myself, and having him was a choice, after having lived together with my husband for a while.
My sister-in-law, she's 29 just like me, is a crazy, dependent asshole who should have been the last person on Earth to procreate. She left her boyfriend of 2 years in 2007 because he didn't want to have a child right there and then without being financially secure. One month later she was pregnant by someone she had known for a couple of weeks. My parents-in-law kept her and the child in their home and basically raised him and provided for everything, financially. And now that the kid is 3, she has gotten pregnant again of another guy who she has been with for some months because she "WANTED TO HAVE A BABY GIRL!!!" He's separated but not divorced, they're not living together yet (she still lives with her parents) and in the months they've been together they have already left each other a couple of times, and she doesn't have a job. And now it turns out she's pregnant of twins. She's an idiot who, instead of worrying about how the hell are they going to provide for the children, is thinking about painting the room purple, and hoping one is not uglier than the other, and pink dresses in pairs.
I'm really sorry for my nephews. She shouldn't have been allowed to breed... ever.

Sorry for the rant. Nervous!

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Silvio Berlusconi, just die already.

Submitted by Ho-Tell on Sat, 09/24/2011 - 3:49pm.

I love her as Betty Draper.

Is she considered cold because of Betty, or is there actual proof of her ice queen status?

I would like to know this as well. I've never watched Mad Men so I've never heard of her before the whole baby affair.

Here's Claudia's son... http://www.claudia-schiffer.com.ar/imagenes/claudia/casper.jpg.

If January's has dark hair & almond eyes, its Vaughn's.

Bobby Flay? I want this to be true. The Food Network would have a baby Throwdown!

I understand that people don't like JJ. But what fucking business is it of the media to know who her baby's father is. And can anyone access birth certificates?

I have a strong belief this is daddy sperm donor.

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Idiots should've taken the pic of the infant in backseat.

Could've been millionaires.

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I'm sure it's Matthew Vaughn, considering his wife and January look very similar.

That would be some shit if she just had a sperm donor and was riding this shit out.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 09/24/2011 - 8:47pm.

Submitted by Goldigga on Sat, 09/24/2011 - 8:01pm.

Call me old fashioned, but don't you think TMZ obtaining a copy of her child's birth certificate is rude as fuck? I'd lose my fucking shit if someone did that to me...mind your own business, tacky cunts

I have to agree with you on this. For whatever reason Jan wants to keep this private and TMZ seems to have more clout than the FBI. I think they are wrong in posting this also.

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Agreed. Although there is a part of me that thinks she knows full well the attention *not* naming a father would get. Still, some things should be left private.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 09/24/2011 - 8:47pm.

Submitted by Goldigga on Sat, 09/24/2011 - 8:01pm.

Call me old fashioned, but don't you think TMZ obtaining a copy of her child's birth certificate is rude as fuck? I'd lose my fucking shit if someone did that to me...mind your own business, tacky cunts

I have to agree with you on this. For whatever reason Jan wants to keep this private and TMZ seems to have more clout than the FBI. I think they are wrong in posting this also.

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Agreed. Although there is a part of me that thinks she knows full well the attention *not* naming a father would get. Still, some things should be left private.

If she truly didn't know who the baby daddy was and wanted to find out, she could get DNA from the thirty or so likeliest donors. Even from "that sorta hot guy--white or Spanish or maybe mixed--from Hyde, in like late November. He was in a band or managed a band?"

Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 09/24/2011 - 8:52pm.
Hotmami it looks as though you had a really tough decision to make. Ashamed? You should never feel that way. You were thinking of what kind of future would this child have and sometimes there is no easy answer...it seems as though you are now happy with your choice!

I am VERY happy with my choice.:) She doesn't give me a moment's peace, and I wouldn't have my life any other way.

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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
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Hotmami it looks as though you had a really tough decision to make. Ashamed? You should never feel that way. You were thinking of what kind of future would this child have and sometimes there is no easy answer...it seems as though you are now happy with your choice!

Maybe she does not know? It could be half the guys in CA.

Submitted by Goldigga on Sat, 09/24/2011 - 8:01pm.

Call me old fashioned, but don't you think TMZ obtaining a copy of her child's birth certificate is rude as fuck? I'd lose my fucking shit if someone did that to me...mind your own business, tacky cunts

I have to agree with you on this. For whatever reason Jan wants to keep this private and TMZ seems to have more clout than the FBI. I think they are wrong in posting this also.

As far as the single mom by choice thing, it actually was not my first choice. I actually was considering (for my daughter) abortion at first because I was convinced that I couldn't be a single mother. ( I am ashamed that that was my first reaction.) After I came to my senses, I had actually found a family to adopt her. They ended up being completely lazy about doing their part, and it seemed to me like a sign that maybe they wouldn't be the best parents to her. I really decided to keep her because, as scared as I was, I couldn't fathom giving her to these people, and risk her having the same childhood I did.

There are plenty of days where I have a hard time with having to go it alone, but at the end of the day, it WAS a choice.

I hate to sound so cynical, but a lot of times I think that as soon as these women see the positive pregnancy test, that they immediately think of the publicity. I'm sure plenty of them put alot of thought into whether or not to be single parents...I think January here is thinking about herself more than the baby. At some point, the baby is going to want to know who his father is.

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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac

Call me old fashioned, but don't you think TMZ obtaining a copy of her child's birth certificate is rude as fuck? I'd lose my fucking shit if someone did that to me...mind your own business, tacky cunts

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"Your mama is going to make George Clooney happier than anybody ever could!" - MK

I thought that was Reeeeese Whitherwhatever.

Seriously, I know Reese is a total midget, but seeing how JJ is sitting down, I just thought it could be, just by looking at the face.

I hope Mad Men phases this asshole out of the show. There's not much reason to have her character around anymore anyway. Why not just kill her already?

Will be fun to see her attempts at film fail and tv doors closed. Yeah, I'm a vengeful bitch, but this bitch just gets on my nerves.

This is going to sound like I'm a conservative church lady but really I'm just going by what I've seen up close. I can't understand why these women think being a single mother is such a great thing to CHOOSE (i know plenty didn't choose it) I know several women who heard their clock ticking with no man on the horizon who decided to have babies or adopt. Of the ten or so such women i know, there are three women who can actually hack it and are good parents. The others are neurotic messes who are in way over their heads.

Is it any worse than kids who have two fucked up parents? I guess not. My mother raised us pretty much alone and she always stressed that we should find a good committed strong partner and not have to do what she did. It's HARD and even harder to do it right. Any single moms here cam attest to that.

But I think these women who can't sustain a relationship with an adult long enough to get to lasting commitment/marriage aren't really ready for an 18 year commitment to a helpless little person requiring patience and compromise and sanity. Yikes.

This is the only reason anyone's talking about this cunt, so it makes all the sense for her to play coy. I have only ever seen her on Dlisted - no fucking clue about any talent she's supposed to have, and she's as vanilla and basic as it gets.

Submitted by Poopele on Sat, 09/24/2011 - 4:59pm.
he may grow up to ruin the world economy and destroy human freedom or something cool like that.

George W. Bush's father isn't anonymous though.

Leaving the "daddy" space blank is a smart thing to do. She might know perfectly well who the dad is, and is leaving his name off the certificate to protect his identity and give her complete control over her child. If she were to apply for a passport for the kid (which I am sure she will at some point since she is an actor and no doubt will travel for roles), she will be unable to take him out of the country without permission from the man whose name appears on that birth certificate. It just might make more sense for her to leave it blank.

Submitted by Hotmami on Sat, 09/24/2011 - 6:28pm.

It BETTER not turn out to be James McAvoy's. I've had the hots for him since Atonement. He's married,too.

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I'd be really suprised if James McAvoy turned out to be the baby daddy.

He married his co-star from Shameless - Anne Marie Duff in 2006 and she had their little boy in 2010. They always come across as totally loved up and happy, so he'd go right down in my esteem if he had been with January.

I think he's hot too. Great accent. His wife comes across as really lovely, good people in interviews. I hope he's not in the frame for January's sprog, he and Anne Marie seem really sweet together.

I have never in my life seen such a bland, vanilla looking bitch. Why do people think she is gorgeous?

Oh, and who cares about her baby daddy drama? She will never tell(if she even know) because then people would stop talking about her.

*Change is inevitable; progress is optional
*She who conquers herself, conquers all

Dane Cook? I wouldn't admit to that.

It BETTER not turn out to be James McAvoy's. I've had the hots for him since Atonement. He's married,too.

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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac

The real question is, how the hell did they recognize this ho going through the drive-thru? If it were me, I would have just thought she was just some random white lady. I guess that's how blah she is, nothing special.

Submitted by Jintess on Sat, 09/24/2011 - 4:52p
I have an unreasonable crush on Bobby Flay, so I do hope he's not a cheating skank. (He is a cheating skank I bet)

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I too have a thing for Bobby Flay. Something about the way he says raspberry vinaigrette.....but he is totally a cheating skank...but that doesn't mean it's his flayby*

*credit to which ever ho came up with flayby