It's HAAAAAAAAARVEEEEEEY!
Thank God Katie Price is a lie machine wrapped in silicone wrapped in orange wax strips, because if she was really telling the truth when she said she was going to stop pushing her chirruns in front of the cameras, then our retinas would've never been touched by the rays of sunshine that spun out of Harvey Price's smile at a screening of Lion King 3D in London today. Really, if you put a microscope under a sun's ray, the words "IT'S HAAAAARVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!" is the only thing you'd see.
Of course, our Earth Angel Harvey wasn't the only Price child there. Katie brought out Princess Teamoyomama, Junior and two of their little friends. That little boy in the blue is posing so damn hard for the cameras you'd think he a 6-year-old me at a Barbizon audition. Boy Blue is Phoebe Price-ing out of his mind, but Harvey's still got this without even trying. Nice try, Boy Blue, but don't quit your day school.
And it was festive of Katie Price to decorate the top of her head in the theme of the day. Bitch's weave looks like it was dragged across the Serengeti under a wildebeest's hoof after three hyenas tried to mate with it in the swamp.
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Information public, put a big head as, can turn into strange things, visible world, everywhere can not unexpected. GHD Guangxi county bureau of land and resources information public leadership, the director-general no photos, deputy director and member of the party,GHD Hair Straighteners but you have a picture in the face dozen Mosaic. Discipline inspection team leader said, after several leaders received yanzhao blackmail letter, to avoid trouble, out of this decision.
The worst thing to do cause onlookers, the leader's face is clear up. Seems to be smelt that change, GHD Straighteners but Mosaic hit officials face ZhaoShu can want to come out, that kind of doubts and measures method, not necessarily is solved.
Princess Tiammiamaimimi is tragic looking. Her little boy is adorable. Poor Harvey got cheated in every way possible.
Princess TittyCaca is growing into that cranium of hers rather well. I like Katie Price because she does not take ANY of this shit seriously...
except her checks!
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Princess Titty caca turned out cute! and Junior looking so adorable too! and of course HAAARRRRVVVEEEEYYYY
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Her daughter's hair is a little David Coverdale for my taste, but she's very cute.
Sarah Smile
Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 09/25/2011 - 7:56pm.
Submitted by 18thCenturyFox on Sun, 09/25/2011 - 7:48pm.
@Becky n Sydney
What is it with agapanthus? I cannot escape the vile plant, and no one seems to understand my pain.. :(
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I'm afraid I don't understand you, either - I love them (especially the large-headed, deep purple hybrids)!
*sits 18thCenturyFox next to hydrangea hating Madge so they can swap stories*
I don't know where 18thCenturyFox is located, but agapanthus are disliked in some areas. In CA some dislike them because they're overplanted, and in NZ they're disliked because they can be invasive (escaping from gardens and invading natural areas).
I'm glad her kids seem okay, but I am embarassed that I live in a world where "thumbnail 6" is considered beautiful and sexy.
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She appears to be under the delusion that she is so hot that she can go around sans fards. She needs the fards.-Deb 7/29/11
harvey looks very happy...in fact, all the kids look happy...so as much i would like to say bad things about katie (such as, those jeans are hideous), i will keep my comments to myself...
pfft...
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Roseanne Barr
I can't decide if Princess is exquisite or a gargoyle. Bye now, I'm off to hell! And I hate you Jordan for putting her in our faces and making me contemplate such things about a sweet and innocent little girl!
Can't hate on kids; they have zero to do with what their parents are.
I think Harveys ears might hurting form the noise, but hes still grinning so it must be OK...
Hard to hate.
She isn't a Lindsay and doesn't have a current 'don't you know who I think I am?' rep.
Harvey is precious and it's quite obvious he is an adored little boy.
Hahaha about the boy in blue, though. Little fella in gray is more photogenic.
Harvey trumps all, though
That's an....unfortunate looking little girl in pink on the right in the main photo. Wonder how old she'll be when mommy explains the words 'plastic surgery' and 'why you and I don't look alike' to her.
she bothers me less than a kardashian. kids are good looking.
harvey makes her human.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
That kid is destined to be the next Chaz Bono.
Harvey's emotions seem to be the only thing real in these pics. He totally makes my day.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
these are some of the most amazing family photos i've ever witnessed! harvey ('nuff said), the two tiny future homosexuals of america (and what a gorgeous couple they make!), k.price's weave, the princess looking at everyone like they're cray, some middle-aged woman shoving her way into every other snapshot...move over shauna sand, THIS is the epitome of glamour!
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I hope Katie Price doesn't ever go away because I love seeing her awesome kids. They are the epitome of adorable!
This woman contradicts herself all the time, she was looking for an award for keeping her kids away from the cameras, and I guess her accolades took to long because here she is. I wonder what she has to promote, something no one will buy, or something no one will watch?? Or is it that her Ex-Husband number 1 is up to something, it seems whenever he is in the press too favorably, she pops up?
For being a trashy fame whore, these people all look kinda normal. Especially the kids. The little girl isn't wearing prostitot stilettos and has a comfy and age appropriate outfit. Harvey looks slimmer and looks so happy, which put a big ol' cheesy smile on my face! The other kids look cute and happy as well.
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Damn... poor, baby girls that look just like their dads. This one should start a support group with Sadie Sandler.
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
I don't blame her for trying to break into America. She's a proper (ahem) Kardashian-level celebrity in the UK. All the bitches on that show "Snog Marry Avoid" name her as their inspiration, anyone on the street over there knows who she is.
She's turned nothing into something and I do believe she puts her kids first. So fuck it, I say work it. It's not my cuppa and I hate that this is how our society is, but she must not be a total idiot.
What an idiot. She keeps trying to "break into" the American reality tv market, and keeps getting shot down. You'd think by now that she'd finally comprehend that America has enough of its own attention whores; we don't need any from Britain, thank you very much. But, like all attention whores, she has a combination of arroganc & very low self esteem, so she keeps trying. Good luck on that one, english fake titty balls...
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Submitted by 18thCenturyFox on Sun, 09/25/2011 - 7:48pm.
@Becky n Sydney
What is it with agapanthus? I cannot escape the vile plant, and no one seems to understand my pain.. :(
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I'm afraid I don't understand you, either - I love them (especially the large-headed, deep purple hybrids)!
*sits 18thCenturyFox next to hydrangea hating Madge so they can swap stories*
18thCenturyFox, Princes Tiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaami needs that beautiful hair. Her face is quite unfortunate. She is a mini me of her Dad.
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Submitted by Caramel on Sun, 09/25/2011 - 4:13pm.
Omg-that little girl in the pink polka dot bathrobe and one barrette in the middle of her head is awesome!
She should have a cup of coffee, a mop, and a cigarette.
This comment made me choke on my ravioli...STILL lol'ing =]
Oh and that boy in blue is FIERCE!
Harvey is as adorable as ever. What a sweetheart.
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" . . . the world needs to be shut down. I mean it this time. SHUT IT DOWN". (MK, c.2009)
Sorry
Tamiamiami has awesome Tangled hair, and I'm not much of a Blonde afficianado so that's saying something
It's gHetto
As a Special Needs teacher I've realized that these children often have strengths that aren't as common in "regular" kids. They often have compassion and insight that just takes your breath away. I love working with kids in general but you can just tell Harvey
Is a blast!
" The thing about love is you're always at its mercy"
Katie's hair sitch is forgiven off the simple fact that she gets props for Harvey's happiness. Kid's happy. Katie's double-speak is forgiven so long as chirruns are proudly loved and presented. That is all and stuff.
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Bugs Bunny 'What's Opera, Doc?"- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2VMqQ6XnmI (Beginning portion; there's an ending clip as well)
Dre,Eminem, Skylar- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA770wpLX-Q&ob=av3e
No not the puppy with swimmin' puppies disease!
" The thing about love is you're always at its mercy"
I hope that little girl never straightens her hair when she's older. She's got gorgeous curls.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
as much as I hate to defend this skinwaste, I was born ginge and then went really blonde.
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Oh God ,why don't you go sit under a rainbow and write a poem, Kyle.
Her youngest boy appears to be out of the closet at 7.
"And it was festive of Katie Price to decorate the top of her head in the theme of the day. Bitch's weave looks like it was dragged across the Serengeti under a wildebeest's hoof after three hyenas tried to mate with it in the swamp."
LMFAO. I heart Michael K. I am guaranteed at least one good fit of hysterical laughter a day as long as I come to this site.
I know we're not suppose to hate on kids, but damn! Jordan's daughter is UNFORTUNATE as hell looking!
Harvey does look slimmer and happy as a boy should be.....cant hate on the old girl though she does care about those kids.And she doesnt make me pissed off like gwynneth and angelina do....Katie Price is down to earth in a pompous stuck up way..lol
boston61:
Saix
No, I just don't think it's not ok to have a kid with a guy who does not love you enough to marry you. These girls can do whatever they want want. Just as long as they do not ask decent citizens of this country for their money. You make your bed. You lie in it.
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I fail to see what that has to do with skin colour. Unless I'm missing something.
Bitch needs some Proactiv STAT.
That is all.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 09/25/2011 - 5:10pm.
Saw TWO different species of clivia blooming in the wild. Also a lot plants I'm used to seeing as garden plants (at least in SoCA) such as aloes, and Strelitzias.
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*even more jellis*
I recently watched one of Monty Don's many garden/travel programs, and during one episode he visited SA. There were arum lilies, pelargoniums, agapanthus and proteas all growing in the wild - absolutely beautiful!
@Becky n Sydney
What is it with agapanthus? I cannot escape the vile plant, and no one seems to understand my pain.. :(
" The thing about love is you're always at its mercy"
Princess T is cute.
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Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 09/25/2011 - 5:00pm.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 09/25/2011 - 4:48pm.
So, any more details? I'd particularly love to hear about the flora. I adore so many plants from the region. Any chance of pix? :)
Saw TWO different species of clivia blooming in the wild. Also a lot plants I'm used to seeing as garden plants (at least in SoCA) such as aloes, and Strelitzias.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 09/25/2011 - 4:48pm.
Did you see my comment about my recent vacation last night? You asked me about it and then disappeared
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Sorry Mike - I'd never abandon you deliberately!!
(I think I did leave a brief response. )
So, any more details? I'd particularly love to hear about the flora. I adore so many plants from the region. Any chance of pix? :)
Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 09/25/2011 - Mrs PC and I almost bonded recently (during a late night chat) - she even addressed me by name!
*speshul*
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I'm jealous!
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get harpooned bitch
Submitted by Few Words on Fri, 09/16/2011
Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 09/25/2011 - 4:05pm.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 09/25/2011 - 3:50pm.
Mrs. Patrick Campbell catches all the guff, but what "she" says is really just her silly schtick.
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Mrs PC and I almost bonded recently (during a late night chat) - she even addressed me by name!
*speshul*
Did you see my comment about my recent vacation last night? You asked me about it and then disappeared.
Princess Tsunami is a beautiful child (there I said something nice)...too bad she won't stay that way...(ok, cancel ot the nice)...And wasn't this child born a ginge???? Is this rotten clammed slut bleaching this child's hair???? FUCK THAT! TEAM LET YOUR GINGE CARD FLY!!!
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Harvey <3 !!!
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Omg-that little girl in the pink polka dot bathrobe and one barrette in the middle of her head is awesome!
She should have a cup of coffee, a mop, and a cigarette.
p.s. only being silly.
Princess Tiammiamaimimi looks like Tina Yothers. Harvey's lost a bit of weight, I see.
The third one is whatever.