A Romanian Grandma vs. Chris Brown: Who Fell Better?
Above is somebody's Romanian grandmama straight-up falling out of her good shoes after trying to conquer two tiny steps and losing. Below is everyone's least favorite long-donged douchehole eating floor with his butt during a show in Indianapolis last night. Watch and compare:
The Chris Brown one is making me HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA until my keyboard goes hoarse. Watching Chris slip and bust his ass feels like two tiny kittens hugging my eyeballs. What a beautiful sight. The only way this could've been better is if the falling satellite played the role of Chris Brown's ass and Chris Brown's head played the role of the stage floor during a reenactment of this minutes later.
The other video, I refuse to laugh at. I REFUSE! I have been trained to swallow down any laugh crawling up my throat over a granny going BOOM. My abuelita once crashed through a screen door and the first thing she did after adjusting her control-top hose was to check to make sure that not even a sliver of a smile was on my face. So I must not laugh at this Romanian memaw's hair cape hilariously flying through the air as she does the twist onto the floor. This is a setup and I will not fall for this trick!
That being said, all points go to the Tumbling Romanian Grandma!
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Hey, me likes Rihanna, but Chris Brown could get it. It would be casual, but I SO would.
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Was he able to sing whilst banging his blasphemous head on that brite lite ramp?
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BLAHAHHAHAA! Watching that douchebag fall on his ass IN MY TOWN makes me thinks some bitches greased his slide!!
Eat ramp, asshole.
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the shoes - that is what's funny - the shoes!
Grandma came out of her shoes!!! I'm sorry, but that was funny. Chris falling looked like a part of his dance routine.
Hahaha imagining an abuelita crashing through a screen door is making me laugh even harder.
Why is it that someone falling down can be so funny? I'm not even into physical comedy, but it almost invariably cracks me up.
Am I not right if I said it was both funny and sads re: grams? And Kanye cracking his ass was a riot.
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Mon, 09/26/2011 - 1:14pm.
Damn. What`s up with Romanians not rushing to see if Grandma was hurt?? That`s some rude shit.
And Tyler Perry has a TV show in Romania??
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I'm diggin the BROMANIAN...for helping an old bitch up off the ground!!!
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 09/26/2011 - 1:51pm.
That hostess chick is REALLY REALLY CUTE
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I know right? I thought that too, and I'm a straight chick.
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get harpooned bitch
Submitted by Few Words on Fri, 09/16/2011
they have BLACKS! in Romania?
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Poor granny :/ Sorry, i laughed my ass off, grandma!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
When she walked the other granny carefully to the top of that little step she should have gave her little a push for the full comic effect.
That hostess chick is REALLY REALLY CUTE....oh ya poor granny hope she's ok bla bla bla...but that chick mmmmmmmmm
Trying sooo hard to hold back my laughter at work!!!!
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 09/26/2011 - 1:09pm.
Brown should have plunged into the depths of oblivion.
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I'd like to think there's still time.
Hope the memaw didn't break a hip.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 09/26/2011 - 1:39pm.
Uvy your little dinosaur is hypnotizing me. It's telling me to pelvic thrust the office.
Yes just like Chris Brown does...that's great!
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 09/26/2011 - 1:41pm.
DWM- I often find myself staring at it with my mouth open and my head tilted to the side like Forrest Gump.
Yes just like the Grandma that fell!
DWM- I often find myself staring at it with my mouth open and my head tilted to the side like Forrest Gump.
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Grandma for the win! She looks like a strong sturdy type so I think she'll survive...some hearty women in Romania!
Uvy your little dinosaur is hypnotizing me. It's telling me to pelvic thrust the office.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
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That Romanian show looks like a very rich production!
The grandma made me guffaw!
I am evil, but that Romanian grandma had me laughing til I was hoarse.
joe schmoe- I broke mine over a year ago and still have problems with it. Considering an assectomy (having the broken part removed) when my youngest gets to be school aged.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
The better question is; what stupid assh*les are paying money to go see Chris Brown? No way would I ever support that woman beater.
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Chris Brown wasfucking hysterical.
poor grandma and fuck the fuckers just standing there!!!!!!!!!!!
I remember when my daughter and I were coming out of a doughnut store and this poor old lady planted right in front of us and people just KEPT WALKING.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE
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the second memaw did look very worried.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Umm..Chris Brown fell? When and where? I had motion sickness from the dodgy camera work. Geez.
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ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 09/26/2011 - 1:10pm.
Eff everybody that stood there after that poor lady fell.
And my own broken tailbone just played Chris Brown a nice tune on the world's smallest violin
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Oh Uvy, I hear you. I broke my tail bone, falling out (falling out = drunkie stepping out) of a yacht onto slippery rocks. Holy crap that is painful - for weeks and weeks after.
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HAHA! How do you say "pick that bitch up off the floor" in Romanian?
CB recovered too quickly. Stay down, bitch!
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What kind of fuckery is this?
Damn. What`s up with Romanians not rushing to see if Grandma was hurt?? That`s some rude shit.
And Tyler Perry has a TV show in Romania??
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Chris Brown looked like he is going down a slippery slide and managed to somehow bounce back onto his feet. It was one of those falls that hurts me physically just watching it, so once was all i could tolerate.
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Awh I feel bad about the gramma.... LOLed loudly at chris
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
The second memaw is looking like:
Shit! If they did that to her, what are they gonna do to me?
*chanting as always*
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*shames self for loling @ the memaw*
*refuses to even look @ chris brown*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Eff everybody that stood there after that poor lady fell.
And my own broken tailbone just played Chris Brown a nice tune on the world's smallest violin.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
Brown should have plunged into the depths of oblivion.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
that douchebag television host should have walked her down those stairs!
give him a chankla slap in the teef
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