Hot Slut Of The Day!

Walter Pandiani (aka El Rifle… Although, he might be known as El Menopauso today), the Uruguayan footballer who’s the striker for RCD Espanyol and who possesses the very special mutant power of having the ability to self-lube himself up in minutes!

During a post-match press conference in Spain, Walter went into a methed-out hot flash when he started sweating like John Travolta in a lady sauna, like ovaries near Lil’ Wayne’s dick, like White Oprah in a dry church, like Kim Kardashian when she sees a “No Cameras Allowed” sign, etc.. etc…

Walter’s sweat sprinkler pores work for me! Leave the Crisco tub at home and bring your determination, because sexing on Walter is probably like humping a Slip ‘N Slide. Or like licking on a pregnant lady right before her water breaks.

Here’s the sped up version of Walter’s pores spitting out a C+C Music Factory song. Get him a sweat blanket and an A/C suit and a part-time as GOOP’s seat filler.

via Sports Grid