About That Rug On Jason Alexander's Head.....
Seeing Jason Alexander without a half-nekkid head is as weird as seeing one of your old high school teachers on Grindr or like walking in on your abuelita changing from her day bra into her sleeping bra. It's a little weird. When Jason Alexander first came out with a teddy bear's butt cheek on his head, I figured it was for a role or maybe IN THIS ECONOMY he wanted to save money on SPF by wearing a hairbrella of sorts. But Jason says I figured wrong. Jason went on Twitter to explain that his head hairs have been quitting him since he was 17 and he wanted to be seen as something other than the "funny bald guy." Jason's long ass monologue about his toupee is here, but below is a piece of it.
What you see on my head is a really good, semi-permanent hairpiece. By semi-permanent I mean that I can wear it constantly for weeks at a time, if I so choose. I can swim, shower, work out -- whatever. It stays on. Or I can take it off any time of any day I choose. The reason it looks thin is that I challenged my designer to make me a piece that would look very similar to the way I did 10 years ago. So, it looks like a guy who is losing his hair and isn't an artificial mop of hair that I never had. The designer was dubious at first but he actually loves the look now. And the fact is that we are still playing around with the shape and density to make it as flattering and natural looking as we can.In a few weeks, I may very well talk about who makes this system so that you can pursue it with them if you wish. But in general, for those men and women who have hair loss issues, I can tell you that these systems have become very easy to wear, very easy to handle and the adhesives that have developed give you great flexibility in regard to how often and how long you wear your system.
Good for Jason for coming clean about the piece on his head unlike certain wheezy old goat-footed queens that I will not name here. JOHN TRAVOLTA! But Jason is so serious about this shit (example: use of the word "dubious") and sounds like he's reading a testimonial for Jeremy Piven's wiglet collection. It's just a hair tile! It's not that serious, but it's still your duty to yank it off and throw it out of the window if you come face to hair piece with it.
If Jason's hair rug doesn't work out, he can give it to the moles who will raise it as their own or he can dye it green and give to a little girl who can use it as a putting green for her Barbie.
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What other celebs have a toupee? We all know John Travolta and Nick Cage wear one.
Ben Affleck?
Good for JA for being honest about it. It looks good. I am not sure I could date a guy that wore a toupee though. I think I would much rather a guy just shave his head if he was going bald. I dated this geeky jewish guy about 10 years ago who lost his hair at a young age. He admitted to me he wore a toupee. Once I saw him without it I lost all interest, which means I didn't like him that much to begin with. Dude could not keep an erection for more than 1 minute or 2.
Sooo...
He's just wearing a lace front is what he's trying to tell you. Also his head didn't look like that 10 years ago. He was already fairly bald on top during the middle of his run on Seinfeld.
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That shit looks good, and I am waiting for the celebrity endorsement in 5,4,3,2...
(oh lord PLEASE don't let it be Ken Paves!)
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Submitted by crankenstein on Thu, 09/29/2011 - 5:15am.
Devildog
i liked him better bald. why is everyone here cheering when all you do is trash the broad's for pulling their faces to the tops of their heads. they do it to feel better too.
Maybe its because the broads always deny it.
Submitted by dementa on Wed, 09/28/2011 - 10:22pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 09/28/2011 - 9:45pm.
Hmmm, there's Yul Brynner. Sean Connery. Patrick Stewart. And personally I prefer bald Bruce Willis to hairy Bruce, but that's just me.
Good ones!
BwAHAHAHAH, LMFAO day bra to sleeping bra....I thought only the old italian ladies did it in my fam....omg too funny MK, that made me choke on my drink.
Looks as thought he had a chin implant, too.
"Google me, you dumb fuck!", said some punk bitch rookie cop.
He looks better with the piece, but that waxy look is not the one.
Submitted by agirl on Thu, 09/29/2011 - 7:55am.
Hahaha! Hey, we all have those moments when the rose colored glasses of alcohol make everyone look damn fine. Hence the reason I no longer drink.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 09/28/2011 - 9:30pm.
Submitted by agirl on Wed, 09/28/2011 - 8:51pm.
Am I drunk or is he looking good in that second pic?
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I really hope you are drunk agirl, because I am frankly not seeing the hot.
*pours agirl a topper on her drink*
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Thank you, Cupcake. Further investigation revealed that I was indeed drunk. I will take the additonal drink though.
It's his head and he can do whatever he wants with it.
I think he looks better and good for him for telling it like it is.
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As long as he doesn't become a bald snob like in Seinfeld! LOL
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He knew everyone would flap their gums so he came clean. You gotta respect that. He's the only person left of the 4 that I still like.
However, the "YOU'RE BALD!!" line is one of the funniest ever from Seinfeld.
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embrace the bald.
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Devildog
i liked him better bald. why is everyone here cheering when all you do is trash the broad's for pulling their faces to the tops of their heads. they do it to feel better too.
Wow, he should write a book on the philosophy of hairpieces. He knows his shit.
Good for him!! If you feel better about yourself, it shows.
I can't hate on him for being honest. He's always seemed like such a nice normal guy and he really does look better without being freakish and obvious. Travolta could learn a few lessons from this.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 09/28/2011 - 9:45pm.
Hmmm, there's Yul Brynner. Sean Connery. Patrick Stewart. And personally I prefer bald Bruce Willis to hairy Bruce, but that's just me.
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Aww, I think it looks good! I can never snark on Jason Alexander...I met him at the airport once and he was BEYOND nice
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Looks great. Good on him for telling the story behind it rather than trying to front and pretend it never happened. Completely changes his look and if they need a funny bald guy... rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrip, off it comes!
The man who can make head hair grown back 100% without side effects will be the richest man on earth.
--thanks awfully--
There are so many guys that are bald that look good...there's Howie Mandel...oh wait, ok forget that one. But I'm sure there are others...I can't really think of any but...
Submitted by Albatross on Wed, 09/28/2011 - 5:33pm.
wow, he's got some small eyes.
Anyway, this whole thing reminds me of one of my favorite scenes from Seinfeld: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dM9Jpf-ADYc
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Just saw this! Exactly what I thought of. Sure it cost enough that it will not get thrown from a window.
So now he's an beady-eyed, no-neck, chubby troll with hair.
I wonder if anybody will try to run up to him, yank it off, and throw it out a window.
Submitted by agirl on Wed, 09/28/2011 - 8:51pm.
Am I drunk or is he looking good in that second pic?
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I really hope you are drunk agirl, because I am frankly not seeing the hot.
*pours agirl a topper on her drink*
People take their weave seriously, MK!!! It's serious fuckin business!!
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
My merkin! Give it back!
He looks jolly and healthy in the first pic. He looks waxy and embalmed in the second one.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
Am I drunk or is he looking good in that second pic?
And to answer your next question, no I wouldn't, because, well, he is George Costanza. I just can't.
It looks nice. No shame in toupe-ing up!
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Good for him! It's not like we all don;t remember Piven being bald on "Ellen"!
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Jason A has been candid about this from the 'get. He put out an advance notice about this some time ago - saying he was trying out a hair piece - or something to the fact that he'd no longer be bald. Keep an eye out for the change. I was wondering how it would look. I think it looks good. Props to him for being real about it and answering questions.
It's about time someone made a realistic looking toupée and good on him for being so casual and open but I have to laugh at the term "system".
Toupée or not toupée - that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous baldness,
Or to take arms against a mess of hair plugs
And by opposing, shave it all off.
He looks better with the bald head. He's not a bad actor either.
I dont know if anyone has said this before, but i think he's pretty attractive.. not in a fuckable way, but still cute.. :)
Hair Club for Men.
Looks like a good implant job.
What I really want to know is where the hell did his freckles go?
Good for him! It looks good and it's not some ridiculous anchorman piece, where the hairline starts at the bridge of the nose. And good on him for being open about it. Might do things for his career, too.
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That's a great piece. And kudos for him for admitting it.
That said, I love baldies who shave it all off. Very sexy.
Hair loss sucks and if this piece makes him happy and feel better about himself, good for him. It looks good.
(the "10 years ago" part of his tweet is goofy, tho. Watch Seinfeld episodes from almost 20 years ago...he had pretty much no hair on top back then!)
Well I can say this. If I didn't know he was bald I would never guess that wasn't his real hair. No telling how many thousands of dollars he dropped on that piece (I'm guessing at least 10 G's).
For me personally, if I go bald, I go bald. I just could care less. But I'm not in the show bidness and I can see why he feels the need to look his best.
It's very realistic (I thought he'd had plugs).
Affleck needs to take notes.
Anyway, George Costanza is, and always will be, the sex.
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I hooked up with a guy who wore a hairpiece once. I was grabbing his hair mid-passionate makeout session, felt the shit that was attaching it to the rest of his hair, almost pulled it out in surprise, then ran away.
He was also mormon, so I felt justified in running. I can do a mormon, just not one with a hairpiece.