Snooki Lost Some Chunk Thanks To Diet Pills
Snooki is the epitome of wellness and health so I'm sure you were sitting there thinking that she got her new midget JWoww body from fist pumping the pounds away and sweating the fat off while trying to wrap her kooka milanese around Vinny's watermelon dick, but nope! The Daily Mail points to Snooki's Twitter page where yesterday she admitted that along with the cocktail of meds the CDC makes her swallow with a giant glass of pickle water, she also eats a diet pill called Zantrex. This makes sense since Snooki has what I like to call diet pill face, which is meth face's first cousin. The skinniest Ewok on Endor said this on Twitter:
Glad to hear reports that say I look good =) but it's not because of HCG! Thanks @Zantrex!One of my followers asked if I was a paid spokesperson for zantrex…yes haven’t you seen the ads in Star?
The DM says that eating Zantrex might give you the these fun side-effects: palpitations, anxiety, cold sweats, nausea, diarrhea, increased heart rate and irritability.
That's funny. Those are the some side-effects a trick gets after eating Snooki.
I took diet pills once and the only thing it did for me was show me what a day in the life of an incontinent tweaker is like. When I wasn't shaking, I was shaking the shit out. It was a mess. The inside of my toilet looked like a Jackson Pollock (Jackson Poollock?) painting. I didn't lose a pound, but I did lose 48 hours of sleep and whatever feeling I had left my no-no so it was a non-stop party. If that's Snooki's idea of a good time, then I say shake and shit your way to thinness, bitch.
And since Snooki is in a dieting mood, she needs to purge the expired bronzer and lipstick (in shade: "slug shit") from her make-up box. Unless she wants to look like Mr. Hankey in drag as Aunt Magda.
Why bother losing weight if you're gonna wear one of those god-awful sack dresses? Even anorexic models look preggers in 'em. Ugh.
I can't imagine anything that would make her look good.
FFS, she looks like a little piece of poop wearing a dress. A walking, talking turd. She literally looks like shit.
MR HANKY, COME GET YOUR DAUGHTER!!!
She's so short, she probably lost, what-maybe 5 pounds? That is NOT worth your heart health, in my opinion.
In addition to the mentioned "diet pill face", bitches act completely crazy on them. People don't realise everyone thinks you are either weird or an asshole when you take diet pills. Adderall has got to be the worst plague right now in normal "not in the gutter" people.
This is really a Pill Nation isn't it. Pop a pill for any and every ailment or just for the hell of it with no regard to the health implications - heart or kidney damage - who cares?! Never got the obsession with pills to make everything ok - boring me - but hate it that people are going to take these pills just because Snooki does and possibly do permanent damage to their bodies.
Are Orangutans indigenous of Chile?? Where were the Customs Inspectors when they smuggled this
Pongo Primate into the US??
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Why some turds evade the whirlpool...god only knows. They are survivors. The fittest.
- Hysteria
When Snooki asked to buy a vowel, she should have chosen the letter "U" as in upper lip. Unfortunately she chose "O" as in orange bitch.
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Why some turds evade the whirlpool...god only knows. They are survivors. The fittest.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 09/28/2011 - 11:33pm.
I guess with the money she's raked in so far she can be whatever color she wants to be.
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LOL I hope she picks purple next!!
I guess with the money she's raked in so far she can be whatever color she wants to be.
she'd be decent looking if she had an upper lip
Why do people like this fugly midget?
Welcome to Planet Orange Circus Peanut.
Great looking little pig, especially thumbnail #2.
And I notice that her nips point straight at the floor just like mine! But I am 85 and breast-fed 13 children.
Okay. So what?
Now she's a skinny Oompa Loompa. She'll always be a short, disgusting, pig-faced slut!
"Snooki has what I like to call diet pill face, which is meth face's first cousin"
Hahahahaha!!!
This is the first time I've noticed that Snookie is almost completely bereft of an upper lip.
This comment perfectly predicts sex troll snooki's future:
"Like many reality stars Kate Gosselin is in a very difficult position,” a reality show casting director tells me. “Who wants to go back to a real day job after being paid to work three or four months a year. Everyone I have ever met on a reality show thinks it will never end. They quit their day jobs and assume they will become rich and famous. They do become infamous [but] — with the exception of Bethenny Frankel — they never become rich. Plus, who is going to hire them for a real job after they have made a fool out of themselves on TV?“
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Submitted by nightowl on Wed, 09/28/2011 - 5:08pm.
My mom got me some pills a couple of years ago. She and my sister had been taking them for a bit, and they said it was working for them. I started with one to see how I felt. I would be in class and would feel/hear my heart pounding. FAST. Luckily I was in an acting class and we would do a lot of improv and physical stuff so it would keep me moving and was distracted. I tried it for a few weeks just to not piss off my mom.
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Oh no, hon. Sorry you went through that, those things sound bad! Not worth it.
Submitted by PrincessOfTheThrone on Wed, 09/28/2011 - 5:35pm.
Shitdamn, she really does! Is there such a thing as a Caucasian ganguro girl?!
As for her nonexistent upper lip, if she loses any more weight she'll look like the orange-skinned version of Kristen Stewart. And they have the same amount of talent!
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
THANK GOD. I've been following every episode with every fiber of my being, wondering how in the hell she managed to slim down. Thank you Jesus my prayers have been answered!
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
Why is this no-talent dwarf a celebrity?
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
Good god she is homely, skinny or not...and those skinny pink lips...shudder...
She reminds me of my sister :(
Bitch is looking straight-up ganguro in that top pic.
Devildog
now if she'd just lost the tan and the baby pink lipstick..
My mom got me some pills a couple of years ago. She and my sister had been taking them for a bit, and they said it was working for them. I started with one to see how I felt. I would be in class and would feel/hear my heart pounding. FAST. Luckily I was in an acting class and we would do a lot of improv and physical stuff so it would keep me moving and was distracted. I tried it for a few weeks just to not piss off my mom.
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I saw the ad in Fitness magazine a few days ago.
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I took those Carmen Electra diet pills and some other brand I can't remember right now. Both bottles said to take two pills twice a day. ONE pill had the caffeine of 4 cups of coffee! I took half the dose and still felt jittery as fuck. I still have the bottles left, I stopped taking them after a few days. Definitely not worth it.
Now if only she could disappear completely.
Anyway, she would be pretty if:
she wasn't orange
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she had a make-up artist and a better stylist.
lose weight fast, gain it back fast. you can lose all the weight you want but you'll still be a fucking pig.
ive taken dexedrine and ephedra, both to wake my ass up rather than for diet purposes. both of which i will never, ever take again. yeah i know ephedra is no longer sold in stores, but you can get your hands on dexedrine if you know the right people. that shit is a great way to find out just how sensitive you are to stimulants.
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
Up next is Snooki's "Nicole Richie" make-over. Remember how hideous Nicole used to look? And look at her now. I bet Snooki will eventually give you her trashy look and tone it down. We shall see.
Hmmm, is it just me or would she look very pretty without the horrendous make-up and worst hair dye job of the year?
I see prettiness under all that nonsense.
My dad said the best thing ever once regarding Snooki:
"Ugh, who would ever have sex with that thing?"
Apparently a lot of people.
be cool about fire safety
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 09/28/2011 - 12:31pm.
Well, she can help being orange and having skunk hair. And being a gross-ass trashy whore.
And yeah, it's mostly because she's a gross-ass trashy whore that I think she's so ugly. I saw some girl on TV with that guido look recently - not as much as Snooki but she had orange tan, bad accessories and French-manicured nails - but she was a very nice hardworking earnest person, so it didn't bother me.
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Snookie looks like an orange skittle, found on the floorboard of a car, long forgotten, dried up, sad. What the fuck is wrong with her mouf?
She is so fucking nasty. Why the hell is this slag famous?
If she is so skinny now, then why the marshmallow shaped maternity top? And I guess that drug makes you forgetful, she forgot her skirt.
Skinnier or not she is still an idiot. When the hell with these 15 minutes end!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate when people take diet pills. They make you batshit crazy and most people aren't the picture of mental stability.
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I'll make a mental side note that there's a pill that makes you look like that - just in case i will ever get an annoying neighbour i want to poison.
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I've seen better looking heads on a boil.
she's such an unnatural beauty!
Hmmmmppppfffff!
Submitted by Chris Knight on Wed, 09/28/2011 - 12:25pm.
Good lord! Unfuckingbelievable! We have PILOT INSPEKTOR, HARPER SEVEN and now we have... PRESS
What in the hell?? First of all, no way was this a "press baby". Second of all, this kid already has enough hard knocks with that thing as its mother. Third of all, PRESS???!
Squat and ugly.
NO IMPROVEMENT WHATSOEVER.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 09/28/2011 - 12:31pm.
Wow, you all cry over a fucking cat born with two faces and a cross eyed RAT!! this is a HUMAN BEING, she can't help how she looks and she was raised, where are your bleeding hearts for SNOOOOOKIIII!?!?!?!??!?! ;
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Forget opossums and snookie. The ones that are really cute are baby armadillos. They are all pink and round and small with little pink ears. Did you know that all armadillo siblings from the same litter or batch are identicals? Yes, so if you have a mama armadillo who has a litter of 3 or 4, they are all either male or female, and they are all identical. Like what we think of identical twins. That explains why I see an armadillo mom with three young and they are all the exact same shape and size and color. Where as with racoons and wild turkey, the mom usually has a brood that vary in size and color. I have know exactly what I am talking about because I have observed all this outside my kitchen window.
I'm curious - why do folks (her and Lindsay to name a few) paint their selves that strange orangeish color. And is it like make-up, washes off at night. Won't it stain your clothes and anyone you cling to. And more importantly, isn't there a better shade that would look closer to a tan?
I've had some white friends get pretty brown during the summer - but it was a nice natural color tan, I don't get this orange glow.
Sooo many questions ....
Everytime you guys talk about Heidi I think it's Spiedi, LOL not that rat thing
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I don't think there are any over the counter diet pills that amount to much anymore as far as an appetite suppressant goes. I know dexatrim's formula changed a while back after their active ingredient was removed as over the counter. With that said, I think the best non prescription appetite suppressant is coffee. If I wake up hungry and drink a couple of cups of coffee, not hungry again for 3 hours. Straight vodka will really suppress appetite also, but ends up being a bad idea because you'll ultimately end up sick and can't drive, etc., etc. Has anyone tried hoodia? That sounds intriguing, but have heard mixed opinions on it. The only appetite suppressant that really significantly works are prescription diet pills that are really just amphetamines, and doctor's won't prescribe them unless you are obese, and even then, they will only prescribe them for a short period of time.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 09/28/2011 - 12:31pm.
Wow, you all cry over a fucking cat born with two faces and a cross eyed RAT!! this is a HUMAN BEING, she can't help how she looks and she was raised, where are your bleeding hearts for SNOOOOOKIIII!?!?!?!??!?! ;p
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get ahole of yourself Snowy!! *slap*
yeah, my typo stays!! ;-P
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Ahahaha good point louise!!!
Snowy IN MAH DUH FENCE I only made fun of her outfit, coloring, makeup and top lip!! Oh, I see your point. ;P xoxo