Afternoon Crumbs

Embarrassment is the "You just had to wear that scarf out in public, didn't you?" look on the face of Ryan Reynolds' dog - Popsugar

Every time I see pictures of Sofia Vergara now I think she's going to rip off her skin suit and reveal that she's a fat white woman underneath like she does in her KMart commercials - Hollywood Tuna

Duchess Kate should've accessorized her 80s sweat dress with British Knight heels and snap bracelets - Lainey Gossip

FOX is the gayest network on TV which isn't saying much - Towleroad

This is fake (Chris Brown's grammar isn't that good) but reading about Chris Brown's bossy power bottom ways was like a prostate massage for my soul - The Superficial

Oh, how I wish these were pictures of Divine Brown rockin' her tits but I guess I'll have to settle for Elizabeth Hurley - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

ScarJo's long-winded professional way of saying "Yup, it was my nipples" - Just Jared

Yes, because sharks only like their humans meat-stuffed - The Daily What

Kiki Dunst is shinier than a Crisco-dipped ballsack at Folsom - Hollywood Rag

Dead Sox - Cityrag

Mike Myers' new son and your family dog might share a name - Celebitchy

Kill whatever that creature on Vanessa Hudgens' feet is with fire - ICYDK

Christina Ricci once did something I used to do on a daily basis - The Berry

Salma Hayek's chichis throw a demure wink at the camera - Popoholic

Can Andre Leon Talley take Ty Ty with him? - OMG Blog

Taylor Swift's perfume commercial could also double as a Kotex ad directed at tweens who haven't gotten their period yet - I'm Not Obsessed

Brad Bird is totally Xenutized - Videogum

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Afternoon Crumbs

Submitted by The Mad Catter on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 9:06am.

I think Ryan Reynolds is just so disgusting looking. Could not agree more about how men should NOT wear scarves.

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19 Cats and Counting!

THE FULL RELEASE LOOP

What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR

Submitted by boston61 on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 9:03am.

Hate scarfs on men. How long did it take to get that just so?

Submitted by The Mad Catter on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 8:07am.

Ryan Reynolds is walking his dog. Somewhere, three billy goats are getting a free pass over a bridge.

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19 Cats and Counting!

THE FULL RELEASE LOOP

What the underlying loop inside all of this really is
1974 someone used satellite time and brain cephalics (same thing), to view me, in 19764
The sound of the BR

Submitted by WallyRaffle on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 2:53am.

the blonde shooting pan am with ricci - is that that chick from neighbours?

Submitted by Moester on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 12:58am.

Kate's dress is very boring, like her! It suits her well.

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 09/29/2011 - 11:51pm.

Submitted by becky n sydney on Thu, 09/29/2011 - 6:15pm.

"Why is Andre Leon Talley wearing a black parachute?
That's just racist."

You want to drop him without a parachute? On a different note: "NO!" to man scarfs, man purses and all other accessories that go against masculinity. I like my men raw.

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Who are you calling silly cow?

Submitted by becky n sydney on Thu, 09/29/2011 - 6:15pm.

Why is Andre Leon Talley wearing a black parachute?
That's just racist.

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 09/29/2011 - 6:02pm.

The scarf in summer is a very difficult look to pull off. For women.

For men? Just....NO.

Submitted by becky n sydney on Thu, 09/29/2011 - 5:54pm.

*checks reflection in Kirstin Dunst's shiny face*

*picks spinach off tooth*

*moves onto next Afternoon Crumb*

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 09/29/2011 - 5:46pm.

I sometimes wear scarves during the summer (though not too often, since I live in the swamp that is Washington DC). But ALWAYS with a long sleeve shirt.

Always.

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Thu, 09/29/2011 - 5:41pm.

Scarf? What scarf?!? PUPPEEEEH!!!!!

Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 09/29/2011 - 4:45pm.

Submitted by thegobbler on Thu, 09/29/2011 - 4:28pm.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 09/29/2011 - 3:31pm.
a scarf with a short-sleeved shirt - gah!
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IKR? I just don't understand the concept of a summer scarf-I see tons of hipster douches of both genders wearing shorts, a tank top and a SCARF in the middle of summer. WTF?

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This, and also I don't understand the concept of purposefully dressing as though you plucked your clothes from a sidewalk free-box.

Submitted by Bossy on Thu, 09/29/2011 - 4:43pm.

I thought that was Cash Warren in the main picture.

Submitted by Hotmami on Thu, 09/29/2011 - 4:33pm.

I LOVE me some Kiki...glad to see she's doing better and making movies again.

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Time cast a spell on you but
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I know I could have loved you but
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Submitted by thegobbler on Thu, 09/29/2011 - 4:28pm.

Submitted by mike on Thu, 09/29/2011 - 3:31pm.
a scarf with a short-sleeved shirt - gah!
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IKR? I just don't understand the concept of a summer scarf-I see tons of hipster douches of both genders wearing shorts, a tank top and a SCARF in the middle of summer. WTF?
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get harpooned bitch
Submitted by Few Words on Fri, 09/16/2011

Submitted by heima on Thu, 09/29/2011 - 4:27pm.

I love Kiki's dress, it's a pity that she always looks like sh!t.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 09/29/2011 - 3:48pm.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 09/29/2011 - 3:20pm.

Yep, I'll be at Yankee Stadium tomorrow night! Sorry sox fans! He he.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 09/29/2011 - 3:47pm.

Poor dog, how embarrassing.

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Oh God ,why don't you go sit under a rainbow and write a poem, Kyle.

Submitted by mike on Thu, 09/29/2011 - 3:31pm.

a scarf with a short-sleeved shirt - gah!

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 09/29/2011 - 3:20pm.

LOLOL@ the baseball guys freaking out. Go Yankees, and enjoy the offseason, Red Sox Nation...bahahahaha

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Submitted by Alix on Thu, 09/29/2011 - 3:19pm.

"Dead Sox"? TOO SOON, MK, TOO SOON.

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Submitted by Wanted on Thu, 09/29/2011 - 3:17pm.

WHATEVER MK you know Ryan Reynolds borrowed that scarf from you! You need to sit down, pick up yo cellular phone, and call that fool back with your free clinic test results and ask for that scarf back, hooker! hahahahahha

..and tell him I want my bull dyke safari pants I got on sale at The Gap back in the bottom of my laundry hamper, too

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-Father Andrés García Torres, inventor of the Catholic Anus Ruler

Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 09/29/2011 - 3:01pm.

Scarjo makes it sound like it's our fault that her tits were seen by 50 million people...oh wait...she didn't get paid!

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 09/29/2011 - 2:57pm.

Scarlett, STFU. If you don't want naked pics from your phone leaked, DON'T TAKE THEM. It is a simple solution.

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Singing them love songs
Singing them straight to the heart songs
Blaming it all on the nights on Broadway
Singing them sweet sounds, to that crazy, crazy town