Demi And Ashton Think They're Really Deep
Any normal celebrity couple would answer to the rumors that their marriage has been drowned in a pool of crotch nectar from the husband's side piece by issuing a simple statement that reads: "True" or "Not true" or "Your business: mind it." But Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore aren't even in the same universe as normal and have answered to the rumors by dropping philosophical balls of shit and clues on their Twitter pages. Dumi's stupid ass wrote the first chapter of The Da Douche Code when she quoted Greek philosopher Epictetus days before Star Magazine said her marriage was lying on a table in the morgue.
"When we are offended at any man’s fault, turn to yourself & study your own failings. Then you will forget your anger."
The second chapter was written by Ashton when he Tweeted a link to his Spotify account where Public Enemy's "Don't Believe The Hype" plays. A few days before Ashton's Tweet, Demi Tweeted the picture above of her doing an impression of the current catatonic state of her marriage and she added the note: "I see through you."
This is what happens when your brain gets fed with too much Oprah. It makes a bitch think she's a regular philosophical performance artist. Rumer Willis, go poke at your mama with your chin and tell her she's won. We won't complain about her desperate bathroom bikini photo shoots as long as she promises to queef the wannabe Maya Angelou act from her being.
Bitch is old as fuck, neck waddles never lie!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
What happened to all those interviews where Asshat was the love of her life? Oh there was no problem with the HUGE age difference. They were SOULMATES. See this is the crap that happens to you when you throw it in everyone's face that you snagged a younger guy. You look like an idiot.
"Wake up Maggie I think I got somethin' to say to you...it's late November and I really think I should be back at school"!
Rod Stewart's Maggie May comes to mind. LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY5eTP6fCmA
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YOU AIN'T GOT NO MONEY!!!! MOVE THE FUCK ON!
~But.Seriously.Folks
Submitted by caffeinecrazed on Thu, 09/29/2011 - 11:31pm.
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Thu, 09/29/2011 - 9:18pm.
I'm surprised and saddened to learn Demi has died, but a little put off by the open casket.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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BWHAHAHAHAHA!
"When we are offended at any man’s fault, turn to yourself & study your own failings. Then you will forget your anger."
**In other words: I caught my man cheating, but because I'm a desperate middle-aged overly processed hasbeen with little to no sense of self-esteem - it must be MY fault! I MAKE him do it!**
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YOU AIN'T GOT NO MONEY!!!! MOVE THE FUCK ON!
~But.Seriously.Folks
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Thu, 09/29/2011 - 9:18pm.
I'm surprised and saddened to learn Demi has died, but a little put off by the open casket.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I hope they're getting a divorce so she can hold on to what is left of her dignity. The lengths she has gone to make Ashton happy are vomit worthy.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Thu, 09/29/2011 - 10:26pm.
Submitted by hotpocket on Thu, 09/29/2011 - 10:20pm.
True Philosophy for Demi
hahaha. She doesn't believe in western physicians.
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Ha, never underestimate the wisdom of Dr. Seuss. Tie a red string on that, lady.
See, this pic is why you shouldn't take pictures of yourself lying down. Goes double for middle-aged people trying to look young. Extending your arms up makes your neck muscles strain, and gravity pulls the skin down.
Also, this passive-aggressive hinty shit is LAME. Call me when they start kicking ass in public.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Wasn't the "I see through you" a secret message for Kutcher, who was probably X-raying some floozy with his eyes at the time?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by hotpocket on Thu, 09/29/2011 - 10:20pm.
True Philosophy for Demi
hahaha. She doesn't believe in western physicians.
True Philosophy for Demi,
“All alone!
Whether you like it or not,
alone is something
you'll be quite a lot!”
― Dr. Seuss
Geese, what a waste of brain time.
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The pathetic thing is they are "battling" through twitter.....fuck the world today.
I'm surprised and saddened to learn Demi has died, but a little put off by the open casket.
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"Thank God the water here is warm, because my swimsuit was quite small." (Theologian, climatologist, model V. Budd)
Wow. For a middle aged woman she's real...immature?
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She did marry Kelso.
Wow. For a middle aged woman she's real...immature?
"I make myself sick, get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure grown up nerd."
-Fatlip (The Pharcyde)
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 09/29/2011 - 8:30pm.
LOL Becks!
Seriously though this passive aggressive bickering could go on indefinitely. I'd feel better if dhe just openly called Asshat a cheating scumbag and hopes he rots in hell.
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The longer they drag it out, the more publicity they get.
They win, we lose. :(
Oooh, it's nasty. I couldn't be happier. Saw a pic of Asshat recently at a party wearing a suit and this knit woman's hat looking like a douche.
LOL Becks!
Seriously though this passive aggressive bickering could go on indefinitely. I'd feel better if dhe just openly called Asshat a cheating scumbag and hopes he rots in hell.
Does anyone else think they've tied the red string on their wrists a bit too tight?
And the priest said onto Demi, "THE POWER OF RICE COMPELS YOU"
Shit she looks old in that picture.
If Demi and Assclown look down upon the ground they will perceive their own queef, and be enlightened.
She really has the mentality of a teenager. wtf...she's a grown woman with 3 children. Grow the fuck up and stop that juvenile "poor me" self-aggrandizing nonsense. Just serve the guy with divorce papers and walk away.
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
I thought it was a tranny corpse!
Jesus, I thought it was a corpse.
does anyone care and her or that stupid ass on charlie's show. are people really watching that show??!
STFU Demi, and set a better example for your daughter's.
Go get yourself a revenge fuck (immature, I know), and leave his ass.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Ugh, she and Paltrow are both full of stinky goop!
Aww she's getting grey at her temples (just like me!)
Confucious say: Man who run behind car, get exhausted.
Demi needs to dump his cheating ass.
This is just a case of a rich dick wanting some young pussy. Hey the two go together like peas and carrots.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
she looks like SJPs twin in this pic.
you got it all wrong this is for the Alien movie part 10, mother alien(demi Moore) becomes human just like species,when you go to see the movie make sure you have your tin foil helmet, because bitch can see through you , but couldn't see through the ass hat she has for a husband was cheating on her,lmao
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“No good sensible working bee listens to the advice of a bedbug on the subject of business” Elbert Hubbard
Demi, please, you're fucking old, enough already. You're not relevant and neither is that annoying asshole your fake married to.
Demi Moore looks NOTHING like Demi Moore circa 1984. And she's lying about her age.
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Does anyone remember "Blame it on Rio"? It was released in '84 and there is a "topless" scene with her. Her body looks very different as far as boobs, overall shape.
She looks like a friggin' corpse.
Gah! Her neck scares me! :-(
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"You're ugly and your fucking bag is ugly too."--John Galliano (allegedly)
Who photoshopped her head onto Andy Rooney's turkey neck?
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
I suppose, but mostly she's just an asshole with terrible fashion sense who is under the woeful but at times comical delusion that she's hot and funny.
Come out, come out, wherever you are (if you can distract the guards and untie the straightjacket straps)...
You guys are going to make me pee my pants!
Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 09/29/2011 - 12:57pm.
I scared Dirty Whore Mouth!
Please, can't I crack just a little? Haven't you seen her latest avie? tengobaila needs to sue her ass.
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She's certifiable.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
I scared Dirty Whore Mouth!
Please, can't I crack just a little? Haven't you seen her latest avie? tengobaila needs to sue her ass.
Bjorky don't say things like that it isn't funny!
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Confucius say: Man who go through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
It's easy to grin when your ship comes in and you've got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile, when his shorts are too tight in the seat.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
"Fart" - that kid in "Raising Arizona."
She is starting to look pretty old.
LMAO!!!!! Peace out after I try to kill myself. Again.
/End of rant!!!
(Fraggled alt)
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 09/29/2011 - 12:17pm.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
*DEAD*
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
"Durrrrrrrrrrrrr" Jack in the Hat
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
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