Monday, October 3rd 2011
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 30th!
The play "Equus" now playing at your nearest trailer court park. - Stock Broker
Runners-up:
Those greedy Kardashians are going to sue for royalties when they see Heidi Montag's new sex tape. - nennycakes
When in town, be sure to tour the Budweiser distillery and see how their beer is made. - jazzfish_77
Unfortunately, all of RPattz' unicorns were too busy acting Emo to help out on the set of Snow White, so they were stuck with this piss poor substitute. - atlantapug
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Congrats to all!!
HAHA! Good uns foolz!
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Submitted by gladyslove on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 11:19pm.
You name should be El Retardo.
Congrats winners!
Good job, horz! Congrats!
Don't eat for yourself, eat for your chichis! - MK
LOL - Congrats Stockbroker and ltns!!!
Congrats also to nennycakes, jazzy and altantapug!
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ILOVESWEETAS&ELB
fuk this. when do we get to talk about the douchebag Kutchers?
Congrats to all the winners!
Jazzy ♥
Oh please, this horse wouldn't even piss on Kim Kardashian if she was on fire
Whoo-Hoo! Congrats to all the winning sluts, especially Stocky on a fine win!
Thanks, MK!
Awesome!
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
In a desperate attempt to upstage her sister, Khloe allows Lamar to put on white face and piss on her.
"To pee or not to pee"...I guess that question was answered.
There's just something about Kristen Stewarts' face that opens the bowels.
And to your right- you can see a very rare species called the Kardashian. These two sisters, Khloe on the left and Kim on the right, were rescued from a savage CHpIMP. Scientists are still trying to determine what their actual purpose is here on this earth. Please do refrain from feeding the Kardashian.
This scene is from original script when it was titled Snow Yellow. Wait until you see the revamped Snow White version. Critics say that Kristen's performance redefines the word 'facial.'
No. Really. I. Said. Charge.
Don't feel bad, watching Kristen Stewart try to act usually makes me laugh so hard that I pee myself too...
Goddammit Khloe, quit trying to steal Kim's thunder.
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"I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done." -Lucille Ball-sy
"Just fill up the bucket, Ali. My probation officer doesn't test for horse tranquilizers, thank god, so it'll be fine."
Don't judge a woman's taste in men. Yeah, he's taking a piss in public. But at least he's graceful, well-groomed, and can act. For KStew, that's an upgrade.
Ann Coulter can't visit the West Coast without pissing off a liberal pagan.
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My Breweries tour was abruptly halted when I saw how they make Coors Lite.........
Those Kardashians don't know when to quit! Now Kim is trying her hand as a romance novelist. Piss Queen, her debut novel, will be released in time for Christmas shopping season.
Sarah Jessica Parker ended up in the background of Demi's new publicity shots... and BOY was she pissed!
-jc_
didnt anyone tell trace cyrus that "seaweed" is NOT a command?
Nicholas Cage asked to see the revenue stream for his last movie so the studio obliged.
Snow White: She was pure as snow, but drifted.
Shower time!
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Tara Reid, Margaret Meade, Johnny Appleseed and a horse that peed star in Urine a New York State of Mind.
Omar takes a break before K-HOLE remounts.
That's not a pissing black stallion, so it can't be a Kim Kardashian video.
The new Twilight movie, New Peen.
That is one hell of a horse stud.....
Rumer Willis and her long lost twin
Neve Campbell found out the hard way that you don't botch lines when acting with Sarah Jessica Parker.
Snow White and the Pissing Horse
Those greedy Kardashians are going to sue for royalties when they see Heidi Montag's new sex tape.
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"If you run, you'll only die tired."
Please excuse our mess (in the dress). -thx mgmt
Larry Craig tapped his foot and hit the mother load.........
Gérard Depardieu got disoriented and thought he was on a plane.
No Fucking Way -- state farm would NOT be there.
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No one wants a mustache ride?
Taterhead Willis is trying WAAAAY too hard to out-do Kim Kardashian's sex tape...
No Trace, Brenda is the one who has to take the urine test.
Paris Hilton shows what she REALLY thinks about the "your moment having passed" & "overshadowed by Kim Kardashian" questions.
Devildog
This is the closest Helen Bonham Carter has gotten to a stud in a long time.
Devildog
Helen Bonham Carter in a new Tim Burton film - Mr. Ed takes a holiday...
Insiders on the set of the Mr. Ed remake report that Ed Edwards was "royally pissed off" when he learned his salary for the movie would be less than Kristen Stewart's or Tara Reid's.
It was Trace's idea to get Brenda pregnant all along. . .he just had to get her piss drunk enough to lift up her skirt for him.