What An Insult To Trannies

If you polled a hundred people on if the Kuntrashian Klan look like a) a trio of kow gonads sprayed with a mixture of lead paint and bile; or b) a trio of transflowers, not one ho would let the letter "b" fall out of their mouth. But that's not what the Kuntrashians think. Khloe, Kim and Kourtney tell xoJane (via Radar) that when they were teenagers their dad bought them lessons with a make-up artist for Christmas and ever since then they always leave the house looking like like their tuck game is unstoppable. Let the eye rolling begin....

Khloe: We joke and we say we are like trannies because we love hair and makeup. I don’t think we necessarily need it, but we love it. But Kim, definitely, if you take off what’s on her face, her face is the exact same. She doesn't need it -- it's just like a mind thing to her. She really doesn’t need any of that on her face.

Khloe: At first we had like publicists and people who would tell us, “Girls, tone it down, stop wearing all the makeup.” But they we would read on our blogs -- like in the comments and everything -- and everyone was like, “What lipstick is this, what mascara do you use?“ We were like, "We love makeup -- so why try and be what we are not?"

It's already bad enough that Mr. Snuffaluffagus can't wander around Sesame Street without someone stopping him to say how much they love his reality show on E!, but now those KKK Kunts are offending the entire trans community with this inaccurate comparison? Stupid heffas. They wish they looked like transflowers. The only thing the Kardashians look like they're transforming from is a piece of shit into an ever bigger piece of shit. Pimp Mama Kris better lay the pimp smack down on these trash can trollops for this.

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Submitted by fruitloop on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 9:15am.

What a bloody cheek! I've seen some trannies that look far better than this bunch ever could with an entire MAC counter on their faces.

And the big one on the end (Khloe?)- I thought it was the Beast from Beauty & the Beast (the tv show, lol).

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Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 9:13am.

Submitted by guest on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 10:34am.
Thanks. *deleted*

http://youtu.be/i9WOdnR-Nfs

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Submitted by yepyepyep on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 9:13am.

I think they got the term trannie confused with hooker, we look like cheap hookers is the right term.

"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 9:11am.

Submitted by guest on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 10:34am.
i watched it raul. spoiler alert: hugs @ the end.

see, this is why I didn't bother to watch. Give the public what they really want: a good ol cat fight.

Submitted by Allessandra on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 9:11am.

What the fuck is Khloe talking about them not needing make up,Kim looks like a different species without the excessive make up.

I used to think Khloe is okay, but since I seen her show and how she talks about Robs girls, and other women in general like they are all lil sluts (besides other celebs of course,shed never do that) I do not like her anymore.Leave alone that her sister is famous because she was a slut who got pissed on.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 9:07am.

Trannies have to work at it and really study women to get every nuance and subtlety perfect. These hos think they are God's gift to earth and we should worship at their ridiculously trashy feet simply because they are on tv.

Submitted by guest on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 9:05am.

lol sucky.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 9:04am.

Hunting season opens in AR this weekend... they better stay inside cuz big bitch on the left will wind up getting her ass SHOT.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 9:04am.

vsminimoose LMAO!!!!

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 9:03am.

Raul -- I turned on "H8ER" and the celebrity wasn't Kim Kardashian but Joe Francis, someone equally annoying.

Submitted by guest on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 9:04am.

i watched it raul. spoiler alert: hugs @ the end.

that girls gone wild guy was the first *ahem* celeb on the show. same ending! stoopit. *shockey face*

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by NovaNightly on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 9:02am.

I have never been on a blog about these bitches and seen anyone ask what lipstick they're wearing or what eyeshadow they've got on. It's always..."FUCKING TOO MUCH MAKEUP... YA PAINTED WHORES!!"

seriously.

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 9:01am.

"What are you wearing?"
"It's Piss de toilette!!"
*elephant scream!!!!*

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 9:01am.

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 10:25am.
Today your mind, tonight your dreams!

http://youtu.be/i9WOdnR-Nfs

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Submitted by vsminimoose on Fri, 09/30/2011 - 9:01am.

"But Kim, definitely, if you take off what’s on her face, her face is the exact same. She doesn't need it -- it's just like a mind thing to her. She really doesn’t need any of that on her face."

Yea - completely the same - see below.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LT82P7TesFI/TbtBPwEVWkI/AAAAAAAAI_g/usAh5cul9_...