The Skinemax Queen Married One Of Rock's Biggest Man Sluts
After 28 years together and hundreds of nights of Gene Simmons coming home with his tongue covered in the crotch sludge of one of his side pieces, he and Shannon Tweed have gotten themselves married. In a ceremony at the Beverly Hills Hotel that was probably more awkward than their interview on Joy Behar, Gene promised to love and to cherish Shannon in sickness and in health until death do them part or until she finally snaps by pulling an Elin Nordegren when her man whore husband gives her crabs again.
The most tragic thing in the world besides a groupie slut willing to wrap her ass tunnel around Gene's tongue is a 54-year-old Shannon Tweed getting crabs the "non fun" way. People has all the details you care about (you don't care about these details) Gene and Shannon's late-in-life wedding:
Tweed, 54, walked down the aisle in an ivory Priscilla of Boston gown – one of three dresses she chose for the big occasion – and carried a bouquet of ivory garden roses.The couple exchanged vows they wrote themselves in front of 400 guests including Hugh Hefner, Bill Maher and his fellow KISS members (Paul Stanley was in the wedding party). The wedding will appear in the new season of Gene Simmons Family Jewels on Oct. 18.
Also in attendance were the couple's two children Nick, 22, and Sophie, 19, who was the maid of honor.
From watching a few episodes of Family Jewels (which I ONLY watch because Nick Simmons does things to me) I've learned that Shannon and Gene's relationship is not as sturdy solid as the King Tut headdress of gorilla fur around Gene's face. But maybe Gene's just playing the role of a "geezer skank asshole who only cares about where his next piece of coochie is coming from" for maximum dramatic effect. Whatever the case may be, I hope this marriage lasts for eternity. And by "eternity" I mean until their reality show needs a ratings pick-me up in the form of a very special divorce episode.
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Yup, I very much WOULD with Nick Simmons.
That lil' skinny, sexy thang needs to "accidentally" leak a dick pic. I need to verify that it is indeed what I fantasize about.
*hiccup*
I think Nick does something to ALL of us. Yum.
I think Shannon could have done better. Nice kids, though.
Congratulations to them!! I actually like these two.
Nick's a little hottie. Oh I so would.
This hideous beast makes me want to sew up my vagina hole.
Nick does things to me too! Sadly I think his future is grim cause Gene looked like Nick when he was younger. Sad.
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Nick does things to me too, MK!
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"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Meh.
That's all I've got right now.
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The ratings must be down and we know how Gene loves to make money. How very Kartrashian of you Gene.
He's old. He's probably too tired to fuck most of the time so what the hell, might as well get married.
(after reading comments) Yeah, they both qualify as douche-tarians but their kids seem nice, they must have done something right.
ooh and
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 10/02/2011 - 4:48pm.
Yes. The one good thing I picked up watching Dr. Phil was when he said: "At some point you stop being a victim and start being a volunteer."
Wow. Smartest thing Dr. Phil has ever said.
didn't they get his & her facelifts?
Nick does things to me too. FOXY.
Yeh, maybe he is dying cause after 28 years I do not see the point at all. Childrens are all grown up.
Anyway, I do not care about Gene Simmons, but what did this woman do to her pretty pretty face? Wasn't she still pretty about 7 years ago?
Gene can WORK that Ronco spray-on hair. WORK IT!
I can't stand HER shes an obnoxious bitch
Ten bucks says the old jew(Gene is Jewish) made her sign a pre-nup.
After all, she gave him 2 kids and hung around for 28 years-- she has to be after his money. Oy.
Gene Simmons is an over-with, ugly, pig of a person. I can't imagine anyone actually wanting to marry him much less have sex with him. Oh so gross, I can't say enough bad things about this disgusting slob.
Pub-li-ci-teh.
:^(
What is the point after being together for so long?
Uh-uh, I'm sorry, NO. An open relationship is fine if that is truly what both parties want. But she wanted a faithful husband and settled for *whatever* the hell she got out of this. I can't imagine spending my most viable, youthful years crying over infidelity and waiting until this cryptkeeper finally came to his senses with a wedding ring. He indulged in his every fantasy, and now that he has nearly drained the "wine bottle of life", offers her the dregs. And just in time for diaper change. W.T.F.
gene simmons. that fucker. i always hated him. was never a fan of anything kiss had ever done. i thought he was disgusting. then i just happened to see the episodes where he was talking about his mother. i fucking lost it when he started crying. im not a fan of his by any means, but for cameras or not, i found that to be very touching. i am also in the minority here thinking its sweet the two of them got married. still think he's scarier than halloween.
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
So she waited almost 30 years to marry someone that looks like Sam Adams with sunglasses.
Gene Simmons kinda looks like an angry lesbian.
She's there now for the same reason she hooked up with him in the first place long ago - MONEY!!!! Face it, she's no young pretty thing anymore and she knows it. No one of any means is going to even bother to look in her direction at this stage of her life so she's doing whatever she needs to do to insure her financial stability. Gene is no spring chicken either and if he was to croak without them being legally married she would have all kinds of additional troubles to deal with, even if he did have a will. Like the law says, possession is 9/10's of the law. The bitch has got him now, whether he likes it or not. But frankly, he's so damn old I imagine all he does is lay around and fart most of the time. Well that and demand that someone bring him a fresh Depends.
She is the very definition of what a pathetic woman is.
Why would she marry him? Think of all she has invested in him over the past 28 years. Now that they are married, if he dies, the fortune is all hers, right? Had they not been married, what would she have got if he died? I don't know, but this is my theory on it. That and she really does love him, despite his many shortcomings.
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Submitted by Cindyloo on Sun, 10/02/2011 - 2:16pm.
OK, I missed it. Who was the leaked side piece?
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The video is on the Internet. I saw it on Perez Hilton's site last year I think. It was pretty narly, and Gene kept his socks on. She looked bored, and he kept trying to kiss her. It was after Gene took a lie detector saying he had been "faithful" to Tweed.
I don't any sympathy for Tweed either. Simmons has always said he was not faithful, which is why he never married her.
This bitch reminds me of my ex-landlord's wife. She's been on an anti-depressant for years, due to a "break down" which she never went into specifics about. It was well known he was cheating with one of the tenants where I use to live. Always there, always hung around. Always too close for comfort and seen riding around with him to "pay her bills." And one month when I went to go pay my rent, as I was leaving to close the door behind me, I saw what looked like his hand go up the back of her shirt...His wife knew about the rumors long before I witnessed it personally. She said she couldn't believe it because the woman in question was "unattractive" and "not in her right mind" because clearly, that's the only reason someone would ever fuck someone. Please, she has a mouth and a vagina, and willing...Well Long story short. I found out from someone close to them,the reason she's been on that "Anti-depressant" and had that "break down" is because years prior he was caught cheating on her. Bitch is a miserable cunt, and the only reason she sticks around is for the money and lifestyle. They pretend like they have such a perfect marriage. She's such a shallow money hungry pig, and I can't respect bitches like this.
And he's disgusting just like Gene. I do concur with everyone who says Nick is cute though.
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Angels say they can make you suffer.They give and take like a vicious lover .When all this loses meaning, You'll never want it back somehow"-Neverending White Lights (The Grace)
Submitted by Karen Flatts: "She's an idiot for marrying him. But I guess it allows her to continue to play the long-suffering put upon "spouse"...At a certain point, it becomes a tacit approval of what he is doing."
Yes. The one good thing I picked up watching Dr. Phil was when he said: "At some point you stop being a victim and start being a volunteer."
I have no patience for that nonsense. None at all.
I enjoy watching this show, but c'mon...it is all fake people...fake, fake, fake. Gene Simmons is all about making $$$, because today's kids don't give a shit about KISS.
This chick is 54? Wasn't there an episode where she thought she was, or wanted to get pregnant? What a retard.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
I don't understand all the sympathy for Shannon Tweed. She posed naked, with her SISTER, in Playboy back in the day; she was involved with Hefner back when his dick could probably still get hard; she did a shitload of softcore porn; and she's fucking 54 years old. She's no innocent kid, and if she hasn't figured his slutty ass out after 30 years and 2 kids, she never will.
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She's an idiot for marrying him. But I guess it allows her to continue to play the long-suffering put upon "spouse". I seriously cannot stand people who bitch and bitch and bitch about their circumstances but do nothing to change them. Where are his consequences? She goes on every talk show and bashes him for his behavior, but still she sticks around. At a certain point, it becomes a tacit approval of what he is doing.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
I feel bad for her. She fell in love with a bad apple and clearly can't shake herself from him. From statements she's made it seems that she doesn't want an open marriage, so she'll always be unhappy with this man because he's probably in the running for one of the biggest sluts on Earth.
Like most old rock stars, Gene is trying in vain to retain the same aura he had when he was young. These guys just don't get it that styles change, tastes change, looks change, and when these old geezers like Gene Simmons and Bret Michaels, et al run around trying to act and look like they did when they were in their 20's they don't look cool, they just look sad.
anno- no, no. Priscilla's of Boston is very old and upscale (dress prices start in the thousands of dollars). They just announced that they are going to shutter their doors soon.
gene is gross...always has been...i guess the only one that really wants him is shannon...sticking around for 28 years before he put a ring on it..that's some perserverence...
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Her face looks like it's made from mashed potatoes coated with white cornmeal. His looks like...I just can't with this just after eating spinach.
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Poor Shannon. She looks way older than 54 but meh. Nick Simmons, FUCK YES I would. hubba hubba
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OK, I missed it. Who was the leaked side piece?
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I have questions. Is Gene a practicing Jew? I know he is born in Israel, but he never talks about it. He also went to Hebrew school though. Since this is the week between Rosh Hashana and Yom Kipper (Jewish New Year), it's considered bad luck to get married at this time. Guess Gene doesn't care.
Priscilla of Boston? Geez, how cheap! After 28 years no Vera Wang?
I actually like Gene and think he really loves Tweed. I don't think he will be faithful, but if his last leaked side piece was any indication, he's not getting many takers.
I agree with Snarf though. This looks like the beginning of the end for these two.
Find it hard that the 3-day old road kill geezer with the steel pad wig would get anyone to go to bed with him, but I guess some women's self esteem IS astronomically low.
I never liked this guy until I found out the amount of charity work he does. Kind of surprised me.
She said the idea of an open marriage wasn't going to work and that upset him.
Does she think marrying him is going to keep him from cheating on her? He's been doing it and he's going to keep doing it. He just put a ring on it to shut her up which is sad because she deserves better.
lucy...he seems so predatory. she was prolly young enough to be his daughter i bet.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Why anyone would want to marry this repugnant sleazebag is beyond me. Just a couple of years ago my friend met Kiss and he kept harrassing her all night, and even called her the following day for a hook up. In a rare act of common sense, she turned him down.
Why would she marry him? He's cheated on her for probably MOST of their 28 years. What's the point?
I hope it wasn't a candlelit ceremony. Gene's dry, Brillo pad "hair" would have immediately gone up in flames.
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Shannon looks older than 54 must be all the bad plastic surgery....why get married after 28 years? Really makes no sense unless it is for ratings....Gene is icky..marrying a rock star really must suck worse than marrying a pro athlete cause they cheat probably more I am thinking of that Journey guitarist that hooked up with that skinny skank the DC Heidi Montag only married to his wife for two months...hooking up with men like that is just too unappealing, after all you want a tiny bit of loyalty and you ain't never gonna get it....
I wish Shannon had never fucked around with her face to start with, because like they all seem to do, she's now taken it too far. She looks like Brett Butler in that picture. Tragic.