Open Post: Hosted By Roy Horn's Busted White Tiger Cake
TMZ points out that eight years ago today, a white tiger nearly sent Roy Horn to Jesus when it mauled some of his neck off during a stage show, and at his 67th birthday in Las Vegas last night he got the last bite by sinking into a white tiger cake. No, that's not offensive, but that cake is. Where was Cake Boss when Siegfried & Roy really needed him most?! That shit looks like it was made by Cake Temp.
That is the kind of cake I'd expect to get at the Food 4 Less bakery when I pay with gift cards, food stamps, coupons and returned merchandise.
Why is that tiger's nose bigger than its ass? Why is it wearing beauty supply contacts? Why does it look like a bloated and white Rick James, bitch? Why do I have a feeling that who ever made this cake made it with their feets? Why do I have a feeling that who ever made this cake spit out the famous last words "fuck it" after it went out of the kitchen? Why does that tiger cake look like it's wearing a fondant wig modeled after Bo Derek's 10 braids? Why do I want to put that cake on suicide watch?
This is Roy Horn's 67th birthday celebration we're talking about! There shouldn't be that many questions about his tiger cake!
LOL! That tiger cake looks like a cantankerous old woman
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"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
(redacted cuz of drunken foolery).
Why does Mary wear that white glove on her right hand?
Night everyone!
The poster formerly known as NIGHTOWL
I'm out, too. (Blame our clocks going forward for Daylight Savings.)
Night to Snow Owl, Mickey and WRG!
Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 12:11am.
What are the odds?! Just this morning I decided to stop eating altogether. Time for me to take the kid to school. It's high time you girls moved over to my neck of the woods, because these stolen minutes are not cutting it for me anymore.
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Rusty, tu nous manque! Sois gentil et donne-nous de tes nouvelles!
If you are going to jello wrestle for Rusty, at least use the Margarita flavored jello.
@Mickey
Are you suggesting Katie Price flavoured jelly?
Nightowl! Uhm, oops, Snow Owl!
Becky, can I pick the flavor? On the subject of girl on girl action: I just read that Katie Price is single again. Apperently she dumped Leandro Penna because he was not eager enough between the sheets. Anyone interested?
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Rusty, tu nous manque! Sois gentil et donne-nous de tes nouvelles!
Hey Snow Owl
Hi Mickey, hi Becky, hi WRG!
The poster formerly known as NIGHTOWL
@Mickey
The lack of a goodbye still hurts. :(
Tell you what, if Rusty resurfaces we'll jelly wrestle for him.
No, no avie yet.
The poster formerly known as NIGHTOWL
Submitted by becky n sydney on Mon, 10/03/2011 - 11:37pm.
Not only am I questioning said ownership, I flat out refuse to acknowledge any link between you and the man who turned the zen avie into an art. He's mine!
You do realize we are fighting over a guy who left without even saying goodbye? And to think that I don't even like men that much.
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Rusty, tu nous manque! Sois gentil et donne-nous de tes nouvelles!
Hi Mickey!
Hullo Mickey! Are you questioning my ownership of the former poster known as Rusty?
Bonsoir to the poster formerly known as NIGHTOWL, the one who claims the absent Rusty all for herself and WRG.
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Rusty, tu nous manque! Sois gentil et donne-nous de tes nouvelles!
I am staying the hell away from that Amanda Knox shit.
@Snow Owl
Still no surprised fat kitty in a tree avie?
Hi night people! Is ANYONE here?
The poster formerly known as NIGHTOWL
Hi WRG, I think the action is over on the Amanda Knox thread.
Wow, the open post seems quiet tonight.
*peeks into OP to see if mah Rusty has resurfaced yet*
*hides out in OP*
Too much drama. I can do without court cases and and attention-whoring Thomas Jane.
Hope everyone had a better Monday than I did. Work sucks ass.
I've applied to two jobs, and I'm in the process of applying for a couple more. Send me your good, slutty vibes, Dlisted peeps!
Submitted by becky n sydney on Mon, 10/03/2011 - 7:01pm
Dunno, but if has me wondering if he's related to Shannon Doherty.
Gnite/Gmornining all
Team busted tiger cray cake ftw. Happy Tuesday and shit.
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Submitted by mike on Mon, 10/03/2011 - 6:18pm.
Some people really know how to have a good time...
http://www.dreamindemon.com/2011/10/03/deputies-find-meth-lab-newborn-an...
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Why does the man only have one meth eye? (His left eye just looks angry.)
Did he only smoke on the right hand side of his mouth? :)
Okay, those candle placements and the wax fuckery cake. N.O. And is Roy fisting tiger-cake for that tiger expression??? Please, fking tell me no. Goddamn please. Some shit should remain behind closed doors and shit damn.
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Bugs Bunny 'What's Opera, Doc?"- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2VMqQ6XnmI (Beginning portion)
Dre,Eminem, Skylar- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA770wpLX-Q&ob=av3e
I think it's sweet that he still likes tigers so much, even after his accident. Shows a lot of courage on his part
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Some people really know how to have a good time...
http://www.dreamindemon.com/2011/10/03/deputies-find-meth-lab-newborn-an...
" Why do I have a feeling that who ever made this cake made it with their feets? "
Thalidomide's answer to the Cake Boss.
Q: What do Siegfried and the Tiger have in common?
A: They both know what Roy tastes like.
Greetings!
-Commander William T. Riker of the Starship Enterprise
Mike caught it yesterday...
* signs up for the short bus *
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
Hola sluts!
I was surprised that MK didn't pick up on this little tidbit about Stevie B:
http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/29366379/detail.html
Of course, we remember him for this little ditty:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09qBdgqwYJY
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"Taylor has an unfair advantage. Bitch never has to buy lube since her eyes are greasier than the peen of the lone top at a gay orgy." - MK
DERP Tiger Cake FTW
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Oh god I'm laughing so hard - the photo + MK = wet underpants.
I'm stuffing zucchini's tonight!
NOM NOM NOM NOM!
I'm stuffing zucchini's tonight!
NOM NOM NOM NOM!
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 10/03/2011 - 2:35pm.
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Like dis?
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Poor Kenny.
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oh jesus! lmao!
lol at that cake. the tiger looks mentally challenged. maybe this is a subtle fuck you to tigers everywhere for fucking up roy that one time.
So. Ti. red.! *head weaves around* I feel like I just walked through a field of poppies with Dorothy and the Scarecrow! Up until a half an hour ago, I was alert and full of energy. Now just remaining upright is a chore and a half!
Tigerlilly ain't gonna be happy about this.
Poor busted up old queen. Happy B-Day, Roy.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 10/03/2011 - 1:50pm.
I feel like a moron, I have no clue who Amanda Knox is.
I've remained willfully ignorant. When the media takes a shine to a criminal case, it's always a turn off. I dislike how it makes the deaths of some people seem somehow more important than the deaths of others.
"why is it wearing beauty supply contacts?" lol
The poster formerly known as NIGHTOWL
now on hln...cross exam on dr. who worked on mj in the er.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Mon, 10/03/2011 - 2:22pm.
i have seen white tigers that look just as fug as that cake...white tigers are actually the product of inbreeding so quite a few of them are born with severely deformed heads and faces. Not a pretty sight.
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Poor Kenny.
Submitted by tasty dish on Mon, 10/03/2011 - 2:30pm.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 10/03/2011 - 2:20pm.
Dog, not defending anyone here. Just making a point that our justice system is far from perfect too. Besides, Italian justice can't be that bad if she won her appeal and can now walk free.
^^^
Hey, we let OJ and Casey go, and killed Davies and Willingham - both innocent. Some kind of effed up.
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Right on, ponchiks... *high five*
I went to wiki and ready all 87,546 pages on the case... I remember it when it first broke BACK IN 2007!!! I had no idea there was an appeak, etc., and completely forgot who she was... I mean, shit, I've slept since then.
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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 10/03/2011 - 2:20pm.
Dog, not defending anyone here. Just making a point that our justice system is far from perfect too. Besides, Italian justice can't be that bad if she won her appeal and can now walk free.