Johnny Depp Thinks That Posing In Photo Shoots Is Like Getting Raped

You might think that Johnny Depp is having a million laughs in this photo shoot, sipping on the sweet nectar and sucking on a cigar, but nope. Johnny's got a counselor waiting in his dressing room and a nurse with a rape kit standing by, because he tells Vanity Fair (via Page Six) that posing in front of a camera makes him like he's being sexually violated. Paging Kristen Stewart. Paging Kristen Stewart. Please escort Johnny Depp to the registration office of the Think Before You Open Your Fuck Ass Mouth School of Public Speaking.

Johnny said that photo shoots are to him what hydrangeas are to Madge and they just make him feel dumb and stupid. Like rape! You know, because rape makes you feel dumb and stupid. Johnny is a regular Detective Olivia Fucking Benson.

Here's the comment that made Johnny's publicist take a hammer to the BlackBerry the media calls them on while using their other BlackBerry to tell his accountant to cut a check for a victims of rape foundation STAT!

“Well, you just feel like you’re being raped somehow. Raped ... It feels like a kind of weird -- just weird, man. [I'll pose with fans], but whenever you have a photo shoot or something like that, it’s like -- you just feel dumb. It’s just so stupid.”

And Johnny also said this:

"Basically, if they’re going to pay me the stupid money right now, I’m going to take it. I have to. I mean, it’s not for me. Do you know what I mean? At this point, it’s for my kids. It’s ridiculous, yeah, yeah. But ultimately is it for me? No. No. It’s for the kids.”

But back to the rape comment. What a mess. Yes, posing in a photo shoot to promote a movie that you were paid millions to make is SUCH TORTURE! But guess what, Johnny? Unlike rape, you actually get to choose whether or not you want to pose in a three thousand dollar suit in a magazine photo shoot. No REALLY means no when it comes to that shit. So Johnny should just stay away from a magazine's camera so he doesn't feel like he just had a lunch date with Roman Polanski. That way the magazine will have no choice but to publish old pictures of him when he was in the prime of his hotness. It's a win/win for us all.

P.S. - Terry Richardson took that picture. Do what you will with that information.

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Submitted by Frybread on Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:43am.

IMO, like other celebs, Johnny's lost touch with sanity to compare having your picture taken for a movie you were paid millions to act in rape.

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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 1:06pm.

I'm 99% I just sat next to someone with that description on my last trip to the slots, about 4 months ago. She talked my ear off for two hours :). she was having a good time, but CHIACCHIERONE ! LOL
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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm

damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!

Submitted by Candy on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 12:49am.

I subscribe to VF. Jolie is on the cover about 3 or 4 times a year. It's the same picture. Sometimes its up real close and sometimes it's a little unfocused but I'm convinced its the same picture. Everytime I see her face on the cover I give the whole issue away. I can't take it.
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Submitted by literarylioness on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 12:19am.

I totally understand Johhny. When someone takes my picture, I feel violated too. I just beg them to stop. If I'm at a graduation, birthday party, a random circus, whatever it is, when the camera clicks, I'm screaming, "NO!" But those aholes don't stop!!!Why???

Submitted by Snow Owl on Wed, 10/05/2011 - 12:00am.

Ok I just realized this: Johnny Depp is on the VF cover again. He follows the Angie Jo one. I SWEAR it was the SAME god-damn pattern from last year! And probably the year before that since VF must have them on their cover EVERY FUCKING YEAR!

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Submitted by Snow Owl on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 11:48pm.

Hotpocket, ITA. I actually enjoyed having my pic taken when I was thinner. But I absolutely see why someone would be uncomfortable. It's strange, really. Especially if it's part of your job requirement but one which won't do much for your career. He's a movie star so he has to go with it. I am really surprised he would say something like that, though.

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Submitted by justincase on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 11:16pm.

Johnny Depp = over-rated. He might be grateful anyone (i.e. Terry the Creep) wants to pay to take pictures of his puffy, middle-aged, show-biz mug.

Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 11:06pm.

He doesn't seem very articulate.

But I'm looking forward to seeing him in a film without his face painted white. Can he still act?
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Submitted by hotpocket on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 10:34pm.

I like Johnny and kind of get what he's saying from the perspective of he's someone who makes money off their image. No soul required. He should have said whore, and left the rape out of it. He's old enough to know we're all whores in this world. I'm a whore, you're a whore, we all do it for the money. But he's a well paid whore. He owns an island. I would gladly bend over, lube and pucker for my own island. Better gig than what I got.

Submitted by Candy on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 8:14pm.

You expect eloquence to come from the mouth of someone who doesn't bathe? He's an idiot with shit for breath. I stopped liking him from Edward Scissorhands. For good reason.

Look at his baby mama's teeth and tell me if this man has any common sense.

He cries about rape but has no qualms about working with a child rapist. Johnny Depp is an asshat.
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 10:29am.

I can't hate on my Johnny.

He's not a media whore, he selflessly spends a great amount of time and money at childrens hospitals. He doesn't whore out his kids to the media, Honestly, I don't think if I saw a picture of either of his kids I'd be able to tell you who they were, and I am a Deppaloonie.

Comparing a photoshoot to rape...yeah, stupid choice, but whatever, his generosity outweighs his poor choice of words.

AND he's ALWAYS been vocal about how fame makes him uncomfortable.
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He's sure as fuck comfortable continuing to rake in the $$$$$ all while staying in the spotlight well past his physical prime. Seriously dude, give me a fucking break. He could retire at any time. He also likes saying he does this Disney movie bullshit "FOR MY KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!"....yeah, right douchebag. It's for your "kids", not the millions you make for an easy few days in a recording booth doling out lines for the next retarded CGI brainwashing kids movie.

"[I'll pose with fans], but whenever you have a photo shoot or something like that, it’s like -- you just feel dumb. It’s just so stupid.”" -Depp

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Submitted by deez on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 7:05pm.

I love Johnny Depp - but this is a bastard move on his part.

It's for the kids? You're a fucking millionaire. Your girl is likely to be a millionaire too. You're set.

As for the rape comment - I think most people have covered it here for me. You get the choice to say no to this. Fucking idiots. Same goes for Kirsten S when she said it too.

Show some respect, idiots!

Submitted by Caramel on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 5:06pm.

"it's for the kids;" yeah, right you giant tool.
Them's some expensive kids!

Submitted by kate773 on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 5:06pm.

Wow. I've said most of these words and phrases. Oopsie! Oh well.

OT- sometimes in an effort to be deep and cerebral, you can say really shallow and dumb things.

Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 5:04pm.

MK - this entire post should be in a museum. For real. i have nothing more to add except to say I love you for being right the fuck on in this post.
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Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 3:12pm.

Susan Brownmiller: Rape is a sexual act against one's will.

Depp did the shoot willingly, for a top magazine with a top photographer and expensive clothes. It's not even like date rape.

Gorgeous guy, dumb comment (unless he's in the 17th century or seventh grade, which he's not).

Next.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 3:05pm.

Oh dear. Johnny baby, quit when you're ahead, ffs.

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 2:57pm.

Johnny really needs to plug up his dear little gob hole.
*volunteers*
*slips off undies*
*clambers onto Johnny's face*

Submitted by Dannii on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 3:01pm.

ok, to all you fuck heads bullshitting about the multiple definitions of rape(i'm looking at you Athina, and you'll have to clarify that, because violation and rape are two different things)there is only one particular image/definition that comes to mind when anyone utters "rape". the fact that johnny and many other hollywood waste's of skin defended polanski for RAPING a 13 yr old no-i dont think johnny was meaning his words in a different way-hes made it quite clear that he doesnt give a fuck about rape victims.

also-seriously how fucking prententious. hes johnny fucking depp, he doesnt need to do photo shoots, hes pretty well known and gets paid shitloads to do a few photos while many others like myself work crappy 9-5 jobs and just break even. hell fine i'll take your job (not that anyone would want pics of me lol) for a few thousand. and i wouldnt fucking whine about it either!

(p.s ah ok 18centuryfox, i guess i'll let you off, plus i dig the fact you sound a bit kinky, you tasty "wanker" ;)

Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 2:29pm.

Ahh...Nirvana.

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 2:25pm.

In his defense, rape can mean to take by force and not the definition that we tend to think. Has no one read the Rape of the Lock by Alexander Pope? There was not forced sex in that.

Submitted by TBH on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 1:42pm.

What is it lately with celebrities comparing having a picture taken to rape? I remember when Kristen Stewart said basically the same thing. I like Johnny Depp but that comment was a major let down. You're a millionaire stop complaining because you have to take a damn picture.

Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 1:39pm.

Johnny only seems cool when he keeps his mouth shut. When he opens it, he sounds precisely what he DOESN'T want people to know he really is - a spoiled, whiny, entitled, and not terribly smart movie star who makes way too much money. And that whole "it's for my kids" bullshit! Fuck you, my husband works two jobs, and I take care of my kid AND work from home so I can be with my child and still make money for his therapy. Johnny's made like a quadrillion dollars already, his wife's a pop star in Europe, and he can stop any time he fucking wants. I guarantee his kids will not starve to death. Like all actors, he likes performing because it appeals to his vanity and narcissism. Fuck this "for my kids" bullshit.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 1:30pm.

Well nobody ever said that he was bright! Damn he's a moron. Cute though!

Submitted by fishsticksfan on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 1:28pm.

Rude! Seriously, what an asshole. I hope rape survivor advocacy groups go after his ass.

Submitted by Arlene Machiavelli on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 1:28pm.

...soo see you later tonight for that photo shoot Johnny?

Submitted by whisperpitch on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 1:06pm.

If Terry Richardson was there, it might be rape.

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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 12:08pm.

And everyone in Ireland and England says "at the end of the day...".

Never said that in my life sooooooooooo not everyone in England...now, 'Over The Moon' guilty!

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You name should be El Retardo.

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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 12:08pm.
I hate "my hubby" or "the hubs". Give me the icks.

Pregnate for pregnant - how hard is that!
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Submitted by Whatever on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 12:37pm.

Maybe he does not know what rape means? He sounds like a spoiled whiny baby. Most people have to bust their butts 9-5.

Submitted by clairey claire on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 12:00pm.

He looks so fucking smoking hot in these pictures. Thats all.

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Submitted by Cara on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 11:56am.

Big deal.

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Submitted by Pamela on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 12:25pm.

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 12:13pm.

hello fellow swamp yankee LOL

I've probably sat next to your mum at Fuxwoods.

If you want "IDEAR" and "SAWR" (for saw) overload, spend an afternoon there. Dear Jesus.
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I kid you freaking not it was probably her! She is a severe gambling junky and is ALWAYS at Foxwoods! Did she have black hair with impeccably drawn on chola eyebrows all the while chain smoking
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I'm 99% I just sat next to someone with that description on my last trip to the slots, about 4 months ago. She talked my ear off for two hours :). she was having a good time, but CHIACCHIERONE ! LOL

Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 11:35am.

Is it true that Terry makes everyone who poses for him suck his dick?

Submitted by CokeyBloke on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 11:24am.

@Fury: it's like a reverse huff -- like a frantic suck-in of breath. I noticed it when I moved back in '98 to Dublin (I'm from the Southwest) and my roommate from the North did it; and then I started to hear it from *everyone* (ladies). So I don't know if it was an affectation or what. I know when my Dad moved back he couldn't stand the "Now!" but I noticed that he started saying in spite of himself; adorable.

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Submitted by azgirl on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 11:22am.

Boo hoo. You got paid thousands of dollars to have your picture taken. The horror of it all! I'm trying to figure out how I am going to pay for my electric bill that is coming due. Jerk.

Submitted by Pamela on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 10:55am.

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 12:13pm.

hello fellow swamp yankee LOL

I've probably sat next to your mum at Fuxwoods.

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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm

damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!

Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 10:53am.

Cokey, I am not getting the huffy thing. Can you think of someone on TV who does it, or something like that?

@ lmao about your having to refill your chocolate dish like it's their dinner!

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Submitted by kakalala on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 10:52am.

Wrong word to use, but I understand him. He's introverted and that kind of stuff is torture to our kind.

Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 10:51am.

Don't you think that as Depp has looked so good (and unlined) for so many years that one day his face is just going to suddenly disintegrate? I hope someone films it when it happens.

Submitted by from athens on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 10:49am.

especially in this economy ignorant melodramatic shit like that are unacceptable,he is more stupid and cold that i thought

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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 12:08pm.

I hate "my hubby" or "the hubs". Give me the icks.

Pregnate for pregnant - how hard is that!

And everyone in Ireland and England says "at the end of the day...".

They also say "literally" all the time and "to be honest".

Saying goodbye on the phone, they say "bye! ok...ok love...bye! by-eeee! by-eeee! " and it goes upward into a shrilling shreik that makes me hang up as soon as they start.

To be honest, at the end of the day, I hate my own people. Bye! BYE! BYEE! By-eeee!

Oh STFU.
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Submitted by CokeyBloke on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 10:47am.

Fury: the thing I *cannot* abide by is the bizarre huffing (?) in when a woman has a question? Do you know what I mean? It's like a weird sucking in of breath. I never noticed until adulthood, so I don't know if it's new.

TELL, tell!!!

Submitted by CokeyBloke on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 10:45am.

And Dog, since you started the corporate hate: I like to keep a dish of chocoate in my office. I don't really eat it; it's really just polite. But the guys around here eat the SHIT out of it, then come in, puppy-like when it's empty, and I have to fill it like it's their dinner. WTF? I'm not your bitch -- ffreeal.

Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 10:44am.

Cokey

I can lose the hate on everything minus the ridiculous way they say goodbye! And that shit only started 10 years ago, no-one was actin' the fool on the phone like that before!

It's HORRID! MY HATE GOES ON!

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