R.I.P. The Playboy Club
As Brandi Glanville cackles (or should I say "COCKles" so that prude asshole Kyle Richards can clutch her prayer cloth), I'm throwing a black veil over my Tivo box and mourning the loss of a TV show I was actually getting into. This is just like the time when my 15-year-old self and my neighbor were dry humping in the garage and just when things were about to go from PG-13 to NC-17, my mom tried to get in and screaming at me to stop blocking the door with the old sofa and let her in. This is just like that. NBC has busted into the garage and yelled at The Playboy Club to go back home and to stop rubbing on its son's ass cheeks like that. They just had to ruin a good time.
This is what Entertainment Weekly has to say about The Playboy Club getting stuffed into an urn after only 3 episodes:
Playboy Club premiered to low ratings and then dropped for each of its three telecasts, with last night hitting only 3.4 million viewers and a 1.2 rating in the adult demo. Despite having relatively tame content, the show wasn’t helped by conservative group the Parents Television Council vehemently protesting the show. And sharp-eyed Playboy Club viewers got a hint last night something might have been up last night when NBC didn’t air a promo for a fourth episode.NBC will fill the Monday night slot with repeats of new police drama Prime Suspect, which likewise needs some assistance in the Nielsen ratings. There are no plans to run off remaining Playboy Club episodes in another time period.
NBC has also given full life to Whitney and Up All Night by picking them up for the rest of the season.
Well, the good news is that Eddie Cibrian can stop thinking he's network TV's answer to Don Draper. My butch lesbian friend who has the thickest Spanish accent ever does a better Don Draper impersonation when she's drunk than Eddie does when he's sober. Bitch is more like Don DRABer. And the good news for Eddie is that at least he has LeAnn Rimes' checking account to fall back on.
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Submitted by howdareyou on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 1:07pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 1:02pm.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 1:00pm.
NBC needs to bring back THE EVENT.
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The absolute worst network for SciFi is ABC. For some reason they decided to stop airing Flashforward in December until the following March. Late March. Like everyone's going to remember the interwoven details which were the whole point of the show. Of course, by then it got lost in the shuffle and canceled after one season.
I think the last current show I watched regularly was Caprica.
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
I'm not surprised. I gave the show a chance, I though it was slow. And it was hard for me to watch Eddie and not think of the fuckery that is him and LeAnn.
Also, who thought it would be a good idea to put a show about Playboy (sex, drinking, etc.) on prime time TV? This show might have had a chance on cable.
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I look at pictures of stars without make-up to boost my self-esteem.
It's Always Sunny and Sons of Anarchy are the ones to watch.
CANCEL SVU FFS!
Geeze-us, I didn't think it was *that* bad--I caught a re-run of the first episode and quite enjoyed it, in fact.
Cuppy, I'm tellin' ya. You have to check out "Louie". But I'll understand if you don't like it.
dammit. i liked it. :(
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Awww, poor Eddie. It's hard work having to fuck a bicycle rack for pocket money!
The Wire was one of the best shows of all time, I didn't know that about OMAR! on BE, anno, does he have a big part?
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 1:12pm.
Cuppy - The Cape isn't coming back either?
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
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I don't think so M.E. Nothing that is remotely unique on tv survives anymore.
WHAMO- Yeah, The Wire was really good too. I still catch episodes on DirectV's channel Audience (I think that is the name). I will never get over David Milch abandoning Deadwood in favor of the other show he wrote, John, from Cincinnati, an utter and epic fail!
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 12:53pm.
God Damnit. I actually liked that show.
Same here and Amber Heard is soooo BOING!
http://youtu.be/i9WOdnR-Nfs
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I'm not a living legend. I'm just a myth.
Cuppy: I have it on the dvr and ITA re Judy!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
@ Whamo - The Wire ruled - and Omar is on Boardwalk Empire.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 1:10pm.
Cuppy: for comedy gold I look no further than TBGC!
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Hahaha! I know! Did you catch last nights episode? Judy needs to be institutionalized once the show is over, but I still have a soft spot for that filthy, ignorant mess!
Cuppy - The Cape isn't coming back either?
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 1:01pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 12:56pm.
It was more about the 60's and lifestyle than a nod to the magazine
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Ya I kinda figured that might be the case.
I like period dramas as well and DEADWOOD truly kicked ass!
I'm not too big on crime dramas but The Wire was a fucking amazing show.
Cuppy: for comedy gold I look no further than TBGC!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Up All Night was painfully bad as well - couldn't even make it through the entire first episode.
I really liked The Cape too! See!? The fucking Peacock SUCKS!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 1:02pm.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 1:00pm.
NBC needs to bring back THE EVENT.
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I AGREE! The peacock cancels every show I watch, hence why I rarely tune into anything on NBC.
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I got interested in The Event because it came on before The Cape. I fucking loved The Cape. It had the ass-to-ass party host from Requiem for a Dream.
First The Cape disappeared, then The Event was gone. I think Jay Leno fucked up NBC, that bastard.
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"Your ignorance makes me ill and angry. Your savageness...must...end."
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 1:04pm.
I heard they were banning this show in some places, "Merica doesn't approve of whores, unless they are Armenian and talk like babies
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ROFLMAO!
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 1:01pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 12:56pm.
I'm glad you agree! Surely it can't be better than Playboy Club? I've never seen that shit, but I enjoy laughing at Eddie Cibrian's misfortune. I hold him responsible for the foolery that LeAnn Rimes has forced upon the public.
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I kind of had to ignore the fact that Eddie is married to LeAnn.
I think the majority of the tv viewing public has not the concentration span to support much more than mindless, laugh track comedy. I love a good comedy, but I really don't like any of the sitcoms on these days. All the ones everyone raves about I am just not that crazy for.
I heard that new show Seinfeld was pretty funny
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Bahaha....can't wait for LeAnn's tweets about this. The only shows I watch are Dexter and The Vampire Diaries.
I'll bet Squinty Jr. is relieved he's no longer eyeing up half-dressed young actresses all day.
I heard they were banning this show in some places, "Merica doesn't approve of whores, unless they are Armenian and talk like babies
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Just throw Eddie back into a fireman suit and call him Jimmy.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 12:56pm.
LOL
Eddie Cibrian can't keep a show. He is the kiss of death...oh well it is commendable that he did not want to be LeAnn's kept man and was working for a check (for a change).
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LOL, I assumed he just wanted access to hot chicks without arousing suspicion with his missus, Starvin' Marvin.
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I don't believe gretchen, I mean Brandi, is gonna be happy about this, because he gets refunds on his child support when he doesn't earn enough money.
I didn't even try to watch this show, because I hate that fucking squint. If the lights are too bright, put some sunglasses on, like David Caruso.
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"Your ignorance makes me ill and angry. Your savageness...must...end."
I watched that Whitney show once for a few minutes, bc she is occasionally funny on Twitter... it was terrible. Same for the Broke Girls.
Back to Season 3 of Peep Show on youtube!
Good cause he bores the shit outta me in spite of the fact that I'd do him with his mouth hole super glued...strike the super glue! DAMMIT!
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 1:00pm.
NBC needs to bring back THE EVENT.
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I AGREE! The peacock cancels every show I watch, hence why I rarely tune into anything on NBC.
@ Evil C - that Shitney show is god-awful - of course they want more!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 12:56pm.
I'm glad you agree! Surely it can't be better than Playboy Club? I've never seen that shit, but I enjoy laughing at Eddie Cibrian's misfortune. I hold him responsible for the foolery that LeAnn Rimes has forced upon the public.
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Douchechill!
snowy - I've never watched or even heard of Whitney, so....
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 12:56pm.
It was more about the 60's and lifestyle than a nod to the magazine, which ITA, is totally not what it once was. I like shows about different eras like the 20's, 50's 60's. I get sick of stupid sitcoms, medical and crime shows, and as a once HUGE reality fan, I am really souring on those shows.
Tv needs a GOOD western on. RIP Deadwood. BEST.SHOW.EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NBC needs to bring back THE EVENT.
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"I paid good money to get eaten out" - Samantha Jones
Well that Whitney person created 2Broke Girls too so there , M.E.
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
I never watched it, but that means Leanne's gotta work that much harder on the HO stroll tonight.
LOL
Eddie Cibrian can't keep a show. He is the kiss of death...oh well it is commendable that he did not want to be LeAnn's kept man and was working for a check (for a change).
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"I paid good money to get eaten out" - Samantha Jones
Why would they think a show based on a dying magazine and brand would somehow be popular?
When I think of playboy now the only thing that comes to mind are the words old and outdated.
The women in playboy use to be naturally beautiful women. Now it seems they want to put any silicone pumped fucked out celeb on the front cover.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 12:54pm.
I tried watching one episode of Whitney. Gahhh, it was bad!
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Yeah, I lasted 15 minutes before I started cursing the tv and kicking the dogs.
New funny show? 2 Broke Girls.
I think it's hilarious.
I really like that new show Mike and Molly. It is cute.
HA HA HAHAH
I hope they replace it with a REALITY SHOW, bitchez!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
I tried watching one episode of Whitney. Gahhh, it was bad! I didn't mind her on Chelsea Lately, but she is NOT funny enough to carry her own show. The humor is so forced and predictable.
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Douchechill!
God Damnit. I actually liked that show.
I'm not surprised. This show was basically trying to capitalize on Mad Men fame, which also doesn't really pull in much viewers.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Douchechill!
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As embarrassed as I am to admit this, I watched this show and liked it. Sure the acting was awful, but it was something different.
I HATE that new show, Whitney and of course NBC ordered more episodes of that shitfest!