Open Post: Hosted By The Filipino Superman
This is 35-year-old Herbert Chavez, a pageant trainer from the Philippines who some experts say suffers from the Heidi Montags (medical term: Body Dysmorphic Disorder) because he got a nose job, a chin augmentation, thigh implants and silicone lip injections to look like his idol Superman. Herbert's transformation into the Pinoy Superman isn't done and he tells ABS CBN (there's a video at the link) that he plans to get more plastic surgeries and he eventually wants to get that terrifying surgery where they stretch your leg bones to make you taller.
A pageant trainer from the Philippines who is turning himself into the Man of Steel but looks more like a Queen of Plastic? I thought Sacha Baron Cohen was done making mockumentaries. Herbert is wearing so much damn rouge that he looks more like Betty Boop meets Liza in Cabaret. He really should run with that look instead.
And since I have to literally turn every post into a "Would you hit it?", yes, I would. It's the plastic spit curl he had implanted into his hairline. It's a bird, it's a plane, it's my legs whenever I see a spit curl.
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so is it makeup or did he change his skin color too?
voodooCHILD
Night guys!
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Night ladies!! Hope you both sleep well. :)
Submitted by howdareyou on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 1:10am.
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 1:06am.
howdareyou, you may or may not be aware that becky and myself are both avid connoisseurs of all things RDJ. It's time we started a club.
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This explains why I have been latently GAY FOR BOTH OF YOU!!!
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Ha ha ha ha ha! And I thought it was all the surgical supply sweet-talk.
I am gonna try to fall asleep again, so goodnight all! Oh, and melatonin is HORSESHIT. Sweet dreams!
I'm going to go try to sleep. You all have a good night. :) You make me feel tons better.
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"Your ignorance makes me ill and angry. Your savageness...must...end."
I tried googling 'RDJ nude', but couldn't find anything. :(
I don't want him licking on any of my pain patches, though--you know how he gets. We'll have to tie him up, just as you say, becks. ;^)
I can't make up my mind about RDJ. But I liked baked goods and I like baking (but I hate cleaning up the mess).
Gotcha!
I if you guys want to shorten my name, call me Owl, since there's already a Snowy and she was first.
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Submitted by precociousmagpie on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 1:06am.
howdareyou, you may or may not be aware that becky and myself are both avid connoisseurs of all things RDJ. It's time we started a club.
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This explains why I have been latently GAY FOR BOTH OF YOU!!!
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"Your ignorance makes me ill and angry. Your savageness...must...end."
@Yucko
Baked goods AND RDJ!!
And yes, poverty bites arse. :(
I don't know the difference between apple crisp and a busted apple pie, and either sounds fucking great right now.
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"Your ignorance makes me ill and angry. Your savageness...must...end."
Oooh!! Yes!! The "Let's kidnap RDJ and have our wicked way with him" club?
You guys are talking about baked goods at 2 a.m.? (here, anyway)
On a separate note,
I HATE BEING POOR.
howdareyou, you may or may not be aware that becky and myself are both avid connoisseurs of all things RDJ. It's time we started a club.
I don't call it crumble, becky calls it crumble! I call it crisp and I'm from New York, home of Cortland apples!
Flector definitely helps, howdareyou, and I got it from my regular doc--my rheumatologist just said "Oh, sorry, you are shit outta luck, bitch," and booted my ass after my creatinine went too high. Retard.
Lol, I said chip because the Brits call them crisps and I figured that maybe ppl in Oz call them that too.
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Salty apples? I should say not, Snowy. Yes, we're talking dessert. Apples + sugar + butter + cinnamon + flour + oven = GLOM
Yes, cobbler! Where are you from that you call it crumble?
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precocious - I'm gonna have to find out about this Flector thing.
When Robert Downey Jr was in the middle of his drug problems, I watched Ally McBeal just because of him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ay4tiL0Xsco&feature=related
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Submitted by Snow Owl on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 12:51am.
Chip?? No, an apple chip is one of those gross dried fruit things. Crisp and crumble are like cobbler or brown betty. Pie for lazy people, basically.
Oh! I got it, crumble! It goes on desert. Not salty, right?
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I actually kind of like that dress on the right, the half-black half-curry colored one. Needs a belt, tho, maybe.
Im so confused. Crisp=crumble=chip? Or am I way off?
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Submitted by KA on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 12:40am.
becky i had no idea it was cheap there. but i do admit not knowing much about the entire country.
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Australians going to the Philippines or Thailand for procedures, is like Americans going south of the border. It's cheap, but there are risks.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 12:16am.
@precocious magpie
Is what you call a 'crisp', what I call a 'crumble'?
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I can answer that one for Precocious; having lived in Oz and North America: yes :)
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Submitted by becky n sydney on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 12:36am.
Figured it was worth a try…
Of course, with fraggle in plain view he won't come back.
howdareyou, there's a non-narcotic pain patch called Flector. It's not the greatest, but it helps. I stick them on my neck where I've got disk degeneration. (Thank you, Parents! Gotta love that HLA-B27!)
Ka, yes, because of Spain. Actually their Spanish is closest to the Mexican one. I don't remember but that's because Spain had appointed Mexico to go to the Phillippines.
And maybe the guy comes from a wealthy family? I assume that plastic surgery is cheaper there. He probably got a 2 for 1 deal or maybe prostituted himself. Who knows? I'm glad The Swan, and that MTV celeb plastic surgery one are no longer around. It's so disturbing to see people CHANGE their appearance to look like someone else.
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Submitted by howdareyou on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 12:32am.
KA, honey, he's a whore, that's where he gets the money. Even in impoverished nations, there are johns paying some trick.
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see i told you im ignorant. of course my brain doesn't go to whore although it should have. i have failed as an honorary slut. now all i keep thinking about is some dude paying to have superman suck him off. fun.
becky i had no idea it was cheap there. but i do admit not knowing much about the entire country.
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
precocious, fuuuuuuuck, that sucks. If it makes you feel any better, the nsaids don't make me feel any better at all. I feel like a fucking old lady who can't lift her head up because she's 112.
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"Your ignorance makes me ill and angry. Your savageness...must...end."
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 12:30am.
My rusted avie has not had the desired effect. :^\
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Are you trying to conjure up our Rusty?
I suffer from weak wrists, weak ankles, mercury and lead poisoning, psychosomatic death, etc., etc...
KA, honey, he's a whore, that's where he gets the money. Even in impoverished nations, there are johns paying some trick.
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"Your ignorance makes me ill and angry. Your savageness...must...end."
My rusted avie has not had the desired effect. :^\
@KA
Plastic surgery is super cheap in the Philippines. A lot of Australians fly there for procedures.
preciousmagpie, my avie was a white fat cat sitting on a tree branch. I have to get that avoe back! Smh
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Catcha later, Mickey! :)
Bye Mickey!
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You're that little mini owl, the fluffy one that's small, right, Snowy? (Oh, wait, there's already a Snowy. Hmph.)
*infects Fraggle with wrist pain cytokine cascade*
hiya all
so glad i came to the open post. just read why filipino people sound hispanic. i was watching a documentary about baltimore teachers from philippines last week and asked husband if i was the only one that thought they sounded hispanic. hope that doesnt sound fucked up - i just like learning about different cultures.
now i have to ask, and pardon my ignorance but where the fuck do you get the money to have this surgery over there? yes im not stupid and i know there are some people with money but shit, a lot of the place looks extremely impoverished.
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
becky, I believe you are correct. Crumble actually makes more sense.
howdareyou, I have a bad kidney, prostaglandin activity from NSAID use raises my creatinine. No bueno. TOTALLY SUUUUUUCKS
Snow Owl!
*visualizes Becky hugging a pastry treat like Gollum hugging The Precious*
Have to make the school run now, late as always. Bye girls, hope to catch you all this weekend!
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Rusty, tu nous manque! Sois gentil et donne-nous de tes nouvelles!
I forget I have a new name too!
Preciousmagpie, Snow Owls are even better. They are diurnal (I just googled it) which explains why I'm here in the daytime AND nighttime! : D
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 12:12am.
Same here! I'm constantly checking myself for "signs", so desperate am I not to be that way. Like being alone--check! Still friends with childhood pals--check! Don't act like a complete lunatic that often--check!
My husband told me today that BPD is actually quite treatable, but the modality of choice (DBT) is not what experts recommend. I don't know what *is* recommended, because my husband didn't finish reading the BPD paper yet. (He's working on his Psych Ph.D.)
Madeline -
Preach it, sista!
@precocious magpie
Is what you call a 'crisp', what I call a 'crumble'?
precocious - why no more nsaids?
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"Your ignorance makes me ill and angry. Your savageness...must...end."
Hiya Snow Owl!
(Nearly typed Nightowl - old habits die hard.)
Hi, Aptly Named Snow Owl :^D
Uh, Snow Owls are nocturnal, too, right?
Submitted by precociousmagpie on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 12:02am.
I only recently got this insight, but now that I know it's amazing to see how many people are facing the same challenge. And even though the statistics say that borderline is found in equal numbers of men and women, so far I have heard only stories about mothers. It makes me wonder about me as a mother, you know, "What if?".
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Rusty, tu nous manque! Sois gentil et donne-nous de tes nouvelles!