Afternoon Crumbs

MK - can you please stop with the City Rag links? Every time they make you watch a video ad and then they just link to College Humor. You might as well just link directly to College Humor and save us all a bit of time and stop giving them free clicks for just reposting directly from another site without adding anything.

This average little girl is a model?
The fashion industry has never liked or appreciated WOMEN and will continue as long as they get noticed and nods for hiring little girls and MEN instead of women. I say fuck em. I don't want to hear about the fashion industry or the celebs that go to fashion shows and find it entertaining.

I think she's the prettiest out of all the Kardashians.

I wish my boobies were like hers - if they're natural, that is.

Penelope Cruz has a big, flat ass in those jeans (haha) and ironically, Michelle Pfeiffer already doesn't look like herself (oops).

I am more likely to link to Drunken Stepfather (never, anymore) than to Just Jared and almost never to Lainey Gossip but I admit to enjoying her Leo rant today.

Princess Bea is fug, poor thing.

Kendall is pretty but there are a million girls her age who look like that--she's nothing all that special.

And it looks like her chest has already been surgically enhanced.

The K family is sickening.

I could watch 2 hours of that little doggy deciding whether to take a bath over 5 minutes of that Anthony Weiner movie. The dog's a better actor.

Submitted by dementa on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 6:45pm.

I'll reserve judgement about the J Edgar movie. I do know that that asshat Ted Casablancas was trying to imply that both Eastwood and DiCaprio were homophobes because they didn't make the movie into "the Secret Sexy Gay Life of J. Edgar Hoover (and some other stuff he did when he wasn't having gay sex)".
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I really, really hope it's not "Secret Sexy Gay Life (and other stuff) J. Edgar Hoover movie" too. I feel like we're at a point in history where redefining a historical figure by his sexuality is unnecessary. But I have a feeling that that is the focus of the movie, and given that it was written by the screenwriter of Milk, it seems likely. Hoover was outwardly homophobic. In the trailer they hint at when Hoover supposedly got proof of her lesbian flings and tried to blackmail her with it, and he also accused other politicians of being gay. So it kind of makes sense.

It's a different scenario, but it makes me think of the Gus Van Sant movie Elephant, where the revelation that the two main characters were gay almost ruined the movie for me. It's a movie about two kids who shoot up their high school Columbine-style, and by making them gay, it implied that that was the reason they felt like outcasts and wanted revenge. It was much more interesting when you didn't know the exact reason, that it could have been any two kids. It's not about homophobia. It's about good storytelling.

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Silly rabbit.

The latest KK looks kind of like Winona in some photos and I see a little Shania Twain in others.

Dementa: I'll reserve judgement about the J Edgar movie. I do know that that asshat Ted Casablancas was trying to imply that both Eastwood and DiCaprio were homophobes because they didn't make the movie into "the Secret Sexy Gay Life of J. Edgar Hoover (and some other stuff he did when he wasn't having gay sex)".

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Doesn't Armie Hammer play his lover? It's not like they were hiding it.

Cute girl but in a year she will have Whoretrashian fake nose, fake tits, ass and Botox within an inch of her life..Pimp Mama has to trash up her girls at all costs low down nasty soulless family

I think this girl is really cute and yes, could model, but it would take her a whole lot more to get work were she not a member of that terrible family.

Potter Girl has always bugged for some reason. She's cute and harmless, but she also rubs me the wrong way. Might be the too young to be too rich and I'm sure she's likely humble and nice, but man, do I get an undercover bitch vibe from her. Her brother looks like if she decided to turn one of Lady Gaga's tricks and showed up at an award dressed like a dude.

Dicaprio's round face and flab body is so puzzling. Wait, no, he's a real drunk all the time right? What still baffles is that he's considered hot. Damn, he's so damn pudgy and has bad skin on top of it all.

Kendall is by far the prettiest one of the bunch...prettier than Kim. Just look at them side-by-side in pics. Kim tries soooo hard with the make-up, hair, modified face, when Kendall is fresh, pure and natural. She has a gorgeous face structure and she is not even trying. I think she got all the good genes from her parents blended just perfectly.

Kim WAS a gorgeous woman. Have any of you seen her baby, pre teen, teen pictures? She was always so beautiful. But, beauty is worthless w/o self-esteem to back it up. And, she has very little self-esteem if she felt the need to mess with her face.

Kendell is pretty but nothing extraordinary. Not seeing beautiful, just cute.

EDIT: Okay, after looking at some of her other modeling pictures, I can see beautiful. She really is. I hope she get away from her pimp of a mom. Hell, she needs to get away from that entire family.

*Change is inevitable; progress is optional
*She who conquers herself, conquers all

Princess Beatrice is the image of her father.
Not a good thing for a young girl.

Submitted by DaddysJoy on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 4:16pm.

Remember that awful Lardassian Christmas card photo? It was like a Mafioso Addams family, and Kylie looked HORRIBLE. She looked like Khloe, except chubbier and psychotic, and she was dressed just as whorishly as her older sisters.

Kendall is the only one I have any hope for becoming normal, and the chances dwindle every time Mama Kris' pimpin flares up.

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

She's easily the prettiest of the Lardassian clan, but sadly in three years Pimp Mama will have bought her enormous ass and tit implants and had her face carved up. Not to mention a truly wonderful landmark: releasing Kendall's first sex tape! I'm sure Kris sheds a crocodile tear whenever she thinks about it!

I know nothing about Dr. Seuss, but good to see Johnny Depp doing another bio movie.

I'll reserve judgement about the J Edgar movie. I do know that that asshat Ted Casablancas was trying to imply that both Eastwood and DiCaprio were homophobes because they didn't make the movie into "the Secret Sexy Gay Life of J. Edgar Hoover (and some other stuff he did when he wasn't having gay sex)".

Michelle Pfeiffer is one of those few actresses who still good look despite their plastic surgery. I think she's one of the few who doesn't try to turn back the clock and use it in moderation.

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

rotten egg, I think Kim was prettier before her surgeries. There are pic of her at age 5, and 10 on the internet. That girl never went through an ugly stage! She was a stunningly beautiful little girl. And it pains me just as much to say Paris Hilton was one too.

I know beauty is personal taste, so I can't say you are "wrong"! :)

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I'm all polish and reward, when I'm confident I'm hopeless
Just like everybody else, right before they fall apart
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Michelle Pfeiffer is one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood, and she's being sensible about the whole plastic surgery thing. Emma Watson just comes off as bitchy, because she's 25 or something so what the hell would she know about getting wrinkles or Botox...she's never even had to confront it yet! When she's 40 she might be singing a different tune.

Both of the Jenner girls are more attractive than their sisters.

Lady Gaga...stop. For the love of humanity.

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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.

I agree with PSL. Def no Ali, but I was thinking Winona, too.

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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones

I wonder why there are loads of people coming out of the woodwork giving Depp shit for his "rape" comment and making it look like he started acting last year, because almost all of these people are using The Tourist as an example, when Depp has shitloads of movies under his belt. Some pretty good and some awful. These people just keep on repeating themselves over and over again, too. I feel sorry for him, because he keeps to himself most of the times and for one comment, he's been treated as if he's a male Angelina Jolie. People need to let go.

This Kendall chick looks so much like her mother, but prettier. No Kardashian is much of a looker, unless they wear tons of makeup and spend money on plastic surgery. I've seen Kim Kardassian before the plastic surgery and she was very average.

I hope I live the era when we can buy personal robots like on that I-Robot movie. It would be my bitch and I would be free of doing house chores, wich I hate.

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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.

Please. Ali Lohan WISHES she looked like that.

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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac

where are you guys seeing Ali Lohan? I see zero resemblance to her.

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I'm all polish and reward, when I'm confident I'm hopeless
Just like everybody else, right before they fall apart
-Chris Cornell

She looks like Aliana Lohan + Winona Ryder. She's cute/pretty, but ordinary. She looks like a million other 15 year olds. The bikini is adorable.

Also I wish Kris Kardashian would get eaten by a coyote. Seriously I wish that.

I bet they dulled a couple of tweezers getting her brows under control.

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What kind of fuckery is this?

These kardashians are like flies. You want them to go away but they won't.

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

lil bit winona, lil bit phoebe cates to me - enough Kardazzzziannnssss!

brit brits songs meh - only rock star is ok to me, the rest meh

leo as JeH, no ways. not unless they show him in full drag, then it'll be a hit.

aww sad wind and rain over mountains needs a cupcake :(

robots are as scary as clowns :(

How much more of letting himself getted raped does poor Johnny have to do for his poor, poor children. They don't have any money?? Please, he only seems to do films where he can be drunk on set most of the day. I don't even understand his slurs for every fucking role he plays now. They all sound the same for the past what, 15 years now??
Michelle Pfeiffer - of course she is gonna have to have restylane and fillers...she only eats 700 calories a day and would look pretty much dead without it. I think she's beautiful, don't get me wrong, but she starves.

"Brit Brit" is still making "music"? Girl, just go away.

Just what we need - more Lardassians and more Britney music. *eye roll*

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Lol at the kylie comments. She is kinda ugly sometimes. Kendall definitely outshines her looks wise. I honestly am tired of all of them. God forbid one of them pursue something like education. I know college isn't for everyone but it would be nice to see someone coming up in hollywood with a degree behind them. And not a bullshit degree like psychology either.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 2:13pm.

Kendall is beautiful. The fact that Mama Kris is trying to make the youngest one a model is a joke. That chick is a BEAST.

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You mean Kylie? Good gracious she is an ugly girl. I bet Khloe tells Kylie she is pretty all the time just like people tell Khloe she is pretty. NOT!

I think Kendall is the prettiest one...Kim doesn't count since she's constantly fucking with her face and wears all that makeup. Kendall doesn't look like she has too much makeup on, and that's how you know if someone is really naturally pretty...if they look good *without* tons of makeup.

As far as her modeling...a fifteen year old modeling is certainly not uncommon. They have to start that young because, unless they are a Naomi or a Kate, they are considered over the hill by 25.

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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac

Kendall is the prettiest in that family after Kim (yes, I think Kim is pretty under the ten pounds of makeup). I'm also jealous that a 16-year old has bigger boobs than I've ever had in my life and I'm 24 :(

Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!

Miss Jane Texas is not a Kardashian because she's expressed some morals. We all know the Kardashians can't even spell that. :-)

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"You're ugly and your fucking bag is ugly too."--John Galliano (allegedly)

PLEASE GET THE KARDASHIANS OUTTA MY FACE!

I WANT AURORA!!!

Ephebophilia is not my thing, but I love that bikini.

Best looking of that horrid (and whore-ish) clan.

Submitted by Bossy on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 2:38pm.

Yep, you caught me. I have been revealed.

*rolls eyes*

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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011

Why do all the 80's skrippers have flat, loooong asses? It makes them look like they're wearing their thongs clear up in the middle of their backs.

That kid is cute and natural. Stay that way young un y'hear?

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Submitted by annobanano on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 2:35pm.

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Co-sign.

I disagree. I think her face is beautiful.

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I'm all polish and reward, when I'm confident I'm hopeless
Just like everybody else, right before they fall apart
-Chris Cornell

Bossy, she DOES have that Lohan look, huh?

Pimp Mama Kris will have her engaged next year and ready to marry. Let's face it, that's where she makes all the money.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 10/07/2011 - 2:35pm.

I would be so bummed if I were Kylie Jenner. Growing up as the ugly sister has got to be really hard.

Ugly amongst a few other uglies isn't that bad.

Kendall looks like pre-"growth spurt" Ali Lohan. Gorgeous? Really, THAT face? No. MissJaneTexas, reveal yourself are you a Kardashian or a Kardashian-wannabee-goodness-knows-why-Jenner?

Kendall is very cute, but she is catalog model cute. No outstanding or memorable characteristics. Do hope she moves the hell away from her wretched family.

I would be so bummed if I were Kylie Jenner. Growing up as the ugly sister has got to be really hard.

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I'm all polish and reward, when I'm confident I'm hopeless
Just like everybody else, right before they fall apart
-Chris Cornell

Kendall is gorgeous.

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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011