Monday, October 10th 2011

Afternoon Crumbs

Katie Price's wild cooch is still too much for a pair of pants to handle - Hollywood Tuna

Madge shows us what we should've done before looking at her newest half-nekkid pics - The Superficial

"Ladies and gentlemen, your oxygen masks have just dropped due to pressure in the cabin caused by two massive egos pressed together in first class." - Lainey Gossip

Just announcing that OctoMom is going to try to act in a movie has earned her a Razzie - Celebitchy

Yank off that wig, child, while you can! - Just Jared

Scenes from the Silver Fox's anti-bullying rally - Towleroad

Keyboard Cat's newest opening act: PIANO PUG! - The Daily What

Tommy Girl shows Stepford Katie how the hand on the hip pose is really done - (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Taylor Lautner's forehead does Vogue Italia - The Berry

Hilary Duff is NO Bob Ross - Popoholic

Demi Moore knocked on a divorce lawyer's office door recently - ICYDK

Stacy Keibler hugs George Clooney like she's hugging a winning lottery ticket. Meanwhile, Elisabetta Canalis just hugged a coke vial with her nostril after looking at these pictures - Popsugar

Sweet pictures from Leona Lewis' family reunion - I'm Not Obsessed

You know you're a dumb bitch when... - Videogum

Cheerleader shows those simple hos how the "eat mat with neck" move is really done - OMG Blog

Dead (inside) animal wears dead animal - Cityrag

RIP Mickey Welsh from Weezer - Hollywood Rag

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luscious_t's picture

Jordan sure is looking Anna Nicole-ish~

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The horsies are toooooo cute!

And the pug! Cute and funny as hell! : p

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Uncle Brain-fart's picture

I see skinny Anna Nicole as well. Skinnier and more alive.
*waits for lightning to strike me*

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LaChaylo's picture

GD, people need to STOP with this not wearing pants business. Lady Caca and Katie Price, I'm looking at you two dumb asses first.

MizRo's picture

You know, I used to love Madonna music back in the 70's/80's/mid-90's - will she ever just go away? WHY must she try to be relevant all the time?

Demi is looking so thin lately it hurts.

Keibler better know the deal: NEVER say the "m" word.

MizRo's picture

She's still around too? *gagging* of course she worked her way to blonde...
Has anyone seen HARVEY?

lovelylaney's picture

Katie is a lady! Mind your manners y'all >=) tee-hee

Every time she breaks up with a man, she comes out of the gate slutted up. Loves it!

Supposedly she's with some man-whore Rugby player at the moment after breaking up with Leandro.

Just for those ho's who wanna know ;)

Bossy's picture

Aww that was mean MK, Leona Lewis isn't bitchy or an attention whore, she didn't deserve that one.

Bjork You's picture

MK, that was so naughty posting Leona Lewis's family reunion. Really, I was expecting a picture of relatives caught doing something stupid at some family function. The actual photo was hilarious.

Also, thanks for always, always making me laugh.

You're a doll.

Get Serious's picture

Dear Katie Price: America is full up of attention whores and skanks; we don't need more. Please stay in England...

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SANS FARDS's picture

Taylor Lautner has a nice body but an extremely average face. In fact he looks like Kris Humphries, but with only slightly more substance in that he isn't stupid enough to marry Kim KKKardassian.

Hillary Duff sucks at art. My dumb ass could paint better than that!

Demi is finally coming to her senses. I hope Bruce Willis beats the shit out of Asston.

I may be in the minority here, but I always thought Leona Lewis was attractive...she has gorgeous eyes. Refreshingly un-plastic, and talented too.

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Athina's picture

Gotta admit, Katie's got some great gams on her.

unemployed_bum's picture

Why is Katie Price famous, again? And is that the same person as that Jordan girl? And whatever happened to her? Guess I have some googling to do.

SpiceDong's picture

fur coat and flip flops? in October with 80 degree weather in NYC...really, bitch?

All I can say is that the Olsen trolls need a real live encounter with a pissed off lynx.

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parissucksliterally's picture

she has fantastic legs.

That is my say something nice.

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

Katie Price is trashy and down right disgusting.

*SWOOOOOOOOON*
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Few Words's picture

ha ha looks like she gonna shit standing up

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guest's picture

kprice looks pretty here.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

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that pug...lol.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

mike's picture

In spite of the pose and the outfit, she looks less skanky than she usually does.

bloodsicle's picture

That pic of KP...shades of Anna Nicole. Maybe because she shamelessly copies her?