Afternoon Crumbs
Chet Haze's new video looks like an Unsolved Mysteries dramatization or like a commercial for man lipstick. If Chet is trying to make us miss his rapping skills by hazing our ears with shit, then it's working. MERCY! - Videogum
Leighton Lopez (or Jennifer Meester if you want to do it that way) might be back to humping on Derek Jeter - Lainey Gossip
And then Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher's campfire counseling session was ruined when most of her parts started to melted onto the dirt from being that close to an open flame - The Superficial
Beyonce's weave looks like it's screaming in Harper's Bazaar - The Berry
Dropping the moose off at the pool - The Daily What
If you put vintage Amy Winehouse's face on Soleil Moon Frye's body - Hollywood Tuna
Blair Waldorf and I have something in common: we both picked up dog shit yesterday - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Somebody please kindly escort Tracy Morgan to the Shut Your Talk Hole Zone, thank you - Celebitchy
Tits + insane biceps + exploding shit + RDJ = The Avengers - Towleroad
Hide yo fertile married husbands, Betty Draper is back on set - ICYDK
Fishsticks looks like she has gas. ORGANIC gas that is more expensive and of higher quality than yours, of course - Just Jared
I GOT IT! Jessica Simpson is totally Beyonce's surrogate! - Popsugar
"AMBER ALERT! Okay, has anybody seen my boyfriend? He's about this tall and he'd look better in these sequined hot pants than I do..." - Popoholic
Ali Landry's coochie sneezed out a baby too - I'm Not Obsessed
Anna Kournikova throws balls around in Women's Health - Cityrag
Panty Creamer of the Day: Harry Shum Jr. - OMG Blog
Hilary Duff's hair looks more pregnant than she does - Hollywood Rag
She looks like an uglier fishsticks. needs a nose job. he's sorta cute, but the song does fellate donkey testicles
I have to stop reading this page. Too many LOL's and I'm in public. Yall are crazy.
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Menage a NO! NO! NO!-MK
everyone reading this? can i have your help, please?
i dont know how to email michael k, and i would like to BEG HIM to let this be a goop-free zone. i am so tired of her i cant take anymore.
she is a waste of air and will he lose a SINGLE reader if we knew we wouldnt have to see her stupid face when we get here?
and lilo too, while we are at it.
i just cant take anymore of them.
cant we unite over this? "dlisters against the stupidest of all the stupid whores?" or something?
please help.
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The McCanns Did It
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 8:22pm.
Can't Chet Haze afford some Proactiv?
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Poor kid. If he's anything like his papa, he's gonna need a lot of cash in the bank to fix his hair every year or so...
That 'song' is ridiculous. He actually said, "i ain't never seen a swagger like yours" and "mama do your thang". Seriously?? This dude needs to quit. Also I agree with saltydog, couldn't he find a prettier model?
"Chet Haze's new video looks like an Unsolved Mysteries dramatization or like a commercial for man lipstick."
LOL @ commercial for man lipstick. I didn't know that was Tom Hanks' son. He looks like what's-his-butt, LeAnn Rimes' gay ex husband. I want those shoes in that vid.
Chet Haze has a ridiculous fucking name, and can't sing worth a damn.
When did Tom Hanks spawn...other than Colin Hanks?
And beyonce's face in those HB pics looks botoxed, lip plumped, and photo-shopped to hell and back.
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An egotist is a person of low taste - more interested in himself than in me.
BTW, that book Up The Duff is promoting is a really bad urban fantasy which is part of a sequel that she's supposedly writing.
One amazon reviewer said about the first book: "It feels like someone told Hilary Duff, "Paranormal romance is hot right now! Just write a plotless book with a bland heroine, sexy boys, and some supernatural stuff!", so she dashed off "Elixir" over the weekend. This is one of the blandest, most cliched paranormal romances I have ever read; it feels like it was made with Mad Libs."
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Can't Chet Haze afford some Proactiv?
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Douchechill!
God, that Avengers trailer... Aside from Jeremy Renner and Mark Ruffalo, I didn't care about any of the stars there, I only wanted to see Tom Hiddleston.
Uh this Chet guy's song is a rip-off of Paparazzi, with the whole "I'll make you famous" thing.
The Avengers trailer needed less ScarJO and more RDJ.
Everything needs more RDJ. ;D
Poor Tom Hanks must be so embarrassed.
Don't EVER get Century Link. If even a hint of a cloud appears in the sky, this warning goes off that makes my skeleton want to jump out of my body everytime I hear it. Wanna doze off to an old moving while gentle storm plays out outside, not with Century Link!
On Topic: Hilary Duff wont need a C-section, her baby just may bite herself out like Bella's baby.
>.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.<
The best thing about being a medical assistant is you get to wear scrubs!
My master and savior Joss Wheedon is helming "The Avengers" so I have to give it a shot.
Isn't Chet Haze the son of Tom Hanks? Couldn't he afford a better looking actress?
I didn't get halfway through the Avengers trailer before I got bored. For me, the superhero movie thing came full circle with The Green Hornet, which was actually very clever and subverted a lot of the superhero movie cliches.
Thor, Captain America, The Green Lantern, X-Men: The New Class, The Avengers...don't give a shit. Until The Dark Knight Rises, I'm done.
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Silly rabbit.
MK is spot on as always. That Minka Kelly chick is Jennifer Lopez's styling + Leighton Meester's face + a little Ali Lohan Olds for extra facial sharpness.
Lainey apparently think that's hot. Of course, she called Blake Lively a baller for "playing" Leo DiCaprio. Right. That girl wouldn't know what to do with a ball, a pen, or a piece of fucking turkey. I doubt she can work a can opener, much less brilliantly manipulate a live human being.
Love Mark Ruffalo. Too bad his movie with Gwyneth is inevitably going to SUCK because she's in it.
Hilary Duff wrote a book? what the fuck about? What has she done in her life worth mentioning?
Demi...really. You have to seize these chances as they come. You could've used that golden opportunity to push Asston INTO the campfire.
Don't know who Ali Landry is but she's cute.
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
What's going on with Chet's neck veins?
Because I love to torture myself with shit I hate, I watched a ton of that video. I have no idea who that Chet guy is, but that was one the worst/lamest/schmatziest things I have ever seen.
MK is right- It looks like a drama recreation of a crime show and I should know...the only channel number on cable I know for sure is Discovery ID.
Also, the lyrics and the images make for about 90% of the rapes that occur in Hollywood. "I can be your director, you can be my actress...baby your amazing" AND RAPE.
Chet Haze is Tom Hanks's son. Howard Stern ragged on Chet for being a whigger from Beverly Hills - check it out on youtube, its hysterical.
"And that Chet Haze song sucks donkey balls."
Who, or rather, what is a Chet Haze?
Dear Asston and Gimme:
Please rent a car, get into it, and drive off the nearest cliff. No one cares about you, your pathetic and desperate attempts to be relevant, your divorce, or your lame tweets. Just FOAD, losers.
Love,
The World
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The hell is Hilary Duff WEARING? Those shoes with polka dot stockings and a printed ill fitting dress...she looks like a slutty clown and NOT in the good way (good way being a bright red fluffy merkin and the fake-red-nose covered nips, duh).
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"Peachy with a side of keen, that would be me"
So funny that Jessica Simp hasn't commented on whether she's preggo, when everybody can see that she is.
And that Chet Haze song sucks donkey balls.
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"I'm not crazy; I'm just a little unwell."
At unemployed_bum : yeah, I guess you're right, I might just have been too old and/or never into this kind of pop music thingy that played on the radio, so I totally ignored her! I think I just know her for being a tabloid feature, to be honest!
Submitted by applecider on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 4:19pm.
At unemployed_bum, Re: Jessica Simpson; has she ever been famous for her music? ;)
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Ya know, I'm not sure. I do remember way back in like 1999 there were quite a lot of jaunty pop tunes by various blonde females. One of them might have been Jessica Simpson. That was my high school days, and since I did the techno thing then, all of the pop music was the same to me. Good question.
At unemployed_bum, Re: Jessica Simpson; has she ever been famous for her music? ;)
i hate that goopy gets to know mark ruffalo and i don't.
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I think Jessica Simpson is now more famous for her weight flucuations than music
Jessica Simpleton is definetly pregnant. You can see her bump in that main pic. Black just helps hide it.
Aw, that poor moose didn't want to get out of the pool! Lucky for the homeowner, he didn't leave any moose tracks behind.
Jessica Blimpson is more like it! AMIRIGHT?!!!