In Case You Missed It, Cher Comes Out For Chaz

Never mind that Cher had John Travolta's Battlefield Earth wig on top of her head, I think my heart burped out a warm feeling last night when her eyes got covered with a shiny layer of pride after watching Chaz Bono twist his shit to the Rocky theme song on Dancing with the Stars. It's the same look I made when I read that there's an IHOP in the East Village now. Cher's got that Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity twinkle in her eye.

Cher beaming with pride through her face reminds me of the time that my mom gave me a "good job" hug after my 3rd grade recorder recital even though I stopped blowing halfway (insert your "how times have changed" joke here) and sat my quitting ass down. Just proud as all shit to see their child up there. Chaz and Lacey Schwimmer get an A for effort and they also get a very special A for delivering one of the messiest performances of the night. It was like watching a Fourth of July-themed Scion commercial starring those dancing hamsters.

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Submitted by K2 on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 3:25pm.

skinnyfat,

And as anyone can see, I havent been on this thread for over 140 comments ...and YET, my name is being brought into ANOTHER one of Bjork's arguments. AND this would be the exact reason why I think she's a cuntrag. Remember : only Bjork is allowed to say inflammatory stupid crap and think she should get away with it. But if you call her out on it , well then she thinks you're just a dumb pile of shit and tries to get everyone to agree with her. Douche. Fuckin'. Bag.

* with that said, Chaz is a horrible dancer, should've been voted off after the 2nd show, needs Jenny Craig NOT DWTS *

Submitted by lynan39 on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 1:59pm.

Am I the only one who thinks Chastity was much better looking than Chaz? I can't watch this.

Submitted by Helena on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 5:37am.

Awwwww, Cher is so proud of her baby! Brings a little tear to my eye.

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Devil's advocate.

Submitted by howdareyou on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 1:30am.

I've watched portions of this show, mostly the vids posted here and other places. From what I've seen, most of the contestants aren't able to dance worth a shit.

I want Chaz to stay on because I think it might help him lose weight -- most contestants have lost some weight (sorry Bristol cupcake!). Plus, I want him to stay on so people get the message that Chaz is a guy. He's a fucking guy, and I think he deserves to be seen as a guy. As much as this show isn't meant to be a forum for such, it might as well do some good some how. Not only is this show a stupid ass reality show, it's a stupid ass reality show that sucks, that doesn't promote any real talent, that doesn't do much of anything other than hold popularity contests.

I saw Chaz on Letterman some time in the last year. Letterman asked the most ridiculous, embarrassing questions, and Chaz answered them. That could not have been easy.

As the child of an American icon, Chaz could have been a bigger famewhore than he has been; all I've ever heard about him prior to his sex change has been his involvement in promoting gay causes. His gender identity issues have likely plagued him all of his life. I can't see anything to make fun of here. I feel a great deal of respect for the man.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 1:12am.

People need to stop fucking with Nancy. She is pretty damn graceful for a fat 50 year old.

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 12:54am.

I thought she was good enough to stay on the show. Nobody can dance on that show anyway.

Submitted by nocgirl on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 8:28pm.

Not only is Chaz not a he, she cannot dance. She sucks and her score fo 21 last night was a joke. I think Cher fans keep voting for her. She waddles across the dance floor but she is not moving with any sort of grace or rhythm. This show is a joke and has turned into a popularity contest. Booyah! On another note when the camera showed Cher up close, my 7 year old daughter asked me what was wrong with her face. lol.

Submitted by shandi on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 7:53pm.

Cher and Kat Von D are starting to look VERY similar to me.

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Submitted by CORNDOG on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 7:42pm.

The special Olympics kids are better then this. Pathetic.

Submitted by chinlee3 on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 7:25pm.

He can't dance.

Submitted by reality check on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 7:21pm.

Elijah Blue Allman
from Hufffington Post

The son of Cher and Allman Brothers' organist/singer Gregg Allman (married six times), Elijah Blue has seen and done some strange s**t. In 2006, he told Howard Stern that he used Tilex to disinfect himself after having unprotected sex with Paris Hilton and that he received a human scalp as a gift from Val Kilmer. His mom finally sent him to rehab for a heroin addiction (he claims the intervention was performed by people who were all on drugs). Presumably, it helped him improve his taste in women as well.

TILEX: LMFAO!

Submitted by anna hannah on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 7:03pm.

What the fuck is up with the clapping? Boned did the Ralph Kramden and it wasn't pretty. What the fuck was that mess??? Just FYI, someone in wardrobe should be info'd, dude that was a lady doesn't have the body for white. That was just down right embarassing, even the punches looked fake, I'll give props for the running up the stairs, thought it was gonna kill him.

Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 5:21pm.

and i'm not going to kiss anyone's ass. ever.

Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 5:19pm.

Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 3:18pm.
skinnyfat,

You remind me of that ninny (not that ninny K2, the other one) from yesterday's Beyonce thread that has the videotape of her interview. You say something inflammatory and get mad when you're called on it, and then proceed to name call. I don't know you and am not playing favourites, just reading through. You don't have to kiss ass, but why are you in attack mode?

Yeah, Chaz. I bet he has stubby toes.

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Because I was attacked. I'm not going to let people attack me and not defend myself. Keep reading and you'll see I didn't start this shit at all. Dlisters can deal with a person who stands up for themselves when an opinion is different from theirs. Screw that. I still think Chaz is a sloppy fat slob who can't dance and still has a uterus so she's still a SHE.

Submitted by guest on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 3:17pm.

imo cher looked younger than courtney cox.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by undinespragg on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 3:08pm.

Why isn't anybody trolling me? I was bitchy, too.

Submitted by justincase on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 3:05pm.

Chaz Bono excels at World Class Award Winning Bad Dancing. There should be a Razzie for this crap.

Submitted by zsa-zsa on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 2:25pm.

Submitted by dfanintheD on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 3:15pm.
Submitted by deadhead on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 1:47pm.
i am against this, chaz, staying on the show. the mother fucker can barely walk, let alone dance. and the show already lost the hottest celebrity piece of ass, kristin calamari. i don't know what the fuck that skinny, little bitch was famous for but she looked good dancing. and the judges are hilarious. chaz could come out (ha) in a whale costume and flop around, calling it a lindy hop, and the judges would go on and on about how much courage that took.
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Couldn't have said it better. What is this, the underdog popularity contest? Chaz can't dance in fact can barely move, and seems to get worst by the week. What's most offensive is the weekly insistence on prominently displaying that belly.

Submitted by dorian_graye on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 2:15pm.

Is it just me or is Cher starting to look like Pete Burns from Dead or Alive?

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 2:06pm.

Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 3:34pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 3:23pm.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 2:41pm.
Dont care that Chaz is trans - dude is way outta shape and cant dance.

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Oh, but I'm sure you think Nancy Grace can dance.
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No, but her farts are impressive and nothing to be reckoned with.
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Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 2:04pm.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 3:23pm.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 2:41pm.
Dont care that Chaz is trans - dude is way outta shape and cant dance.

^THIS

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Oh, but I'm sure you think Nancy Grace can dance.

Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 1:55pm.

undinespragg,

New home, freedom, and hot sex. Yeah, for you!

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 1:53pm.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 2:41pm.
Dont care that Chaz is trans - dude is way outta shape and cant dance.

^THIS
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Submitted by D-vine Lister on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 1:51pm.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 2:12pm.

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SAF, no you dient LOL, I freakin LOVE that crazy bitch Tenisha or whatever from BGC (2nd pic)! HAHA Love it!

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Submitted by precociousmagpie on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 1:48pm.

at least i'm not calling you names. talk about childish. people who can't deal with others opinions are NAZIS.

Heh.

Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 1:48pm.

skinnyfat,

Yeah, Chaz. I bet he has stubby toes.

Submitted by Detective_LaToya on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 1:48pm.

I don't watch this show and I don't care what Chaz is. But I watched the video and dude can't dance and looks horribly uncomfortable. It was painful to watch.

And Cher's mask is terrifying. The only way I could gauge her emotion ---- whether happy, horrified or pained --- was because she was clapping. Why do people do this to themselves?

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Submitted by D-vine Lister on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 1:43pm.

Submitted by whippersnapper on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 1:59pm.
What's up with all of the hate because Chaz is transgender? I really don't get it. All of you miserable, ignorant, close-minded fucks that have so much hate should just go stick a .45 in your mouth and be done with it and at least make one positive contribution to this world by offing yourself. Really, you either need to STFU with your hatred or just go the fuck away. Or at least make it known that you are this bigoted when you are out in public so I can swiftly kick you in the baby maker. Don't ever breed, we do not need any more ignorance in this world, you are fucking up humanity.

OMG ^^ THIS RIGHT HERE!! I fucking LOLed at work, thank God the owner is on vacation! Preach! Young whippersnapper! Maybe this will help all the hatred:

http://medias.axelgamecenter.com/v/fun/posters/suicide-gun.jpg.html

Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 1:38pm.

Ok, after all the fighting I finally watched the vid and Chaz doesn't dance at all and looks terrified all the time which makes it so uncomfortable to watch! A bit like Kate Grosselin.

The bottom line is that all he does is stomp around and I think the judges are afraid to dump him because they'll be called judgemental (ha - a judge being judgemental!) due to Chaz's circumstances. He can't dance for shit, so should be out.

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Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 1:11pm.

i can't either vanilla cupcake.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 1:11pm.

Dont care that Chaz is trans - dude is way outta shape and cant dance.

Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 1:10pm.

i'm glad you said most of the time because i was pissed on a lot today even before the military thing. and you know it. i didn't start anything. and you know that too.

Submitted by Vanilla cupcake on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 1:08pm.

bahahaha....I can't with certain people.

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 1:05pm.

Did you read what I said at the 1:43 mark? I was actually on your side in that I didn't think anyone needs to be attacked for having an opinion.

I was put off that you would question a guy's military record and that still what it looked like that's what you'd wrote. I edited my original marks but the way it reads it looks like you didn't believe the guy.

Anyway I've never had a argument with someone here as this is exactly why I like this site. Most of the time we don't piss on each other.

I'm done for the day so....Peace, live and let live!

Submitted by madam ex on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 12:55pm.

Double Post...ooopsies laughing so hard, hit 2x

Submitted by madam ex on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 12:55pm.

LMFAOOOOOOO OMG Battlefield, that is perfect...ohhh hoooo omg Im still hysterical.

Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 12:54pm.

I see WHAMO that other people attacked Chaz, made fun of her, etc and you didn't bother them. So why not just leave me alone? And pardon me for a typo. Like you've never made one.

Submitted by Courtney Stodden on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 12:49pm.

I'd suckle his big ole titties!!!

Submitted by sybil on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 12:49pm.

Submitted by Cat Scratch on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 1:50pm.
The fates must have a sense of humor because after all the bizarre crazy shit Cher has done they've still found a way to put her in an even wackier position.

Watching her new son dancing like he's gonna shit his pants and die of a heart attack simultaneously dressed up like high-cholesterol Rocky. This is just too much!

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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 12:57pm.

Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 1:34pm.

personally i don't believe ba-buttons was in the military. attack me all you want, i love the attention.

Maybe you should learn how to read. I said I didn't 'believe' Bab-Buttons wasn't in the military, I didn't say he/she WASN'T in the military. Subtle difference
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Edited!!

Read what I said at 1:43.

Anyway enough of this silliness.

I'm going to find another post and laugh again.

Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 12:45pm.

I did NOT attack anyone's military service and saying that I did is a LIE. You got steel ones. perhaps i should report all of you who ATTACKED me and called all sorts of names just because i voiced my opinion. in fact, i think i'll do that.

Submitted by nunya_bizness on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 12:44pm.

Smears eyeliner on: "LEAVE CHAZ ALOOOONE!!!"

How are you going to hate on Chaz when Rob Kardashian hasn't been eliminated yet? I think Rob was wearing a girdle under his Clark Kent costume.

Submitted by deadhead on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 12:43pm.

i love how people on this site will make fun of fat people, skinny people with eating disorders, and mercilessly/relentlessly disparage people with the deadly disease of addiction BUT... don't you dare make fun of a fag or a chick with a dick. love it.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 12:42pm.

DLISTED WARZ

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by whippersnapper on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 12:40pm.

Submitted by But_Im_A_Member on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 12:57pm.
Even if you don't agree with who someone is or the choices someone makes or however you think of gender and sexual identity, do you really have to make life harder for someone else? Chaz says he's a he, then he is a he. End of story. Judgmental twats.
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THIS. SO MUCH THIS.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 12:40pm.

I think this has gotten way the fuck out of hand... skinny fat didn't start shit... she threw out her opinion and was attacked... granted, I agreed with buttons on his "being a man" comment but skinny fat was attacked first... he/she didn't ask for any of this shit. Move on to other threads, folks, or ignore each other... wow.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 12:37pm.

WHOA! I came here to talk about Maks' ass and there fighting going on!?!?! EVERYONE PICK A PARTNER, WE ARE GONNA HAFTA DANCE THIS OUT!

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Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 12:36pm.

Submitted by Bjork You on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 1:59pm.
Ignore this troll. Even I can't be bothered with it.
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But I thought you loved the trolls??? lol!

Seriously, I reported it and I'm not ashamed to admit it. I just can't with someone who attacks another's military service.

Not gonna sit back and lurk on that one.

Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 12:35pm.

well, i have tequila, limes, lemons, salt and hot cheese dip and i ain't sharing with any of you fuckwads.

Submitted by skinny fat on Tue, 10/11/2011 - 12:33pm.

pot meet kettle, chewinsmoke. i never wanted to have any kind of conversation with you to begin with.