"Da Skool Sistums Dident Lurn Me Gud"
Yes, that is what my headlines look like before spellcheck. ("You use spellcheck?!" - you)
Kristen Stewart is once again saying words that were not written for her on a script and you know what that means? Brace yourself for a river of dumb. Kristen tells British GQ (via HuffPo) that because of her acting career she had to leave school in the 7th grade to be homeschooled. But it's not what Kristen wanted and she doesn't blame her parents for choosing an acting career for her instead of an education. Kristen blames the teachers! Can somebody please give her an A+++ in HAHAHAHA making.
You see, apparently Kristen's old teachers need more education themselves, because they didn't know that she's a precious snowflake who deserves a special kind of attention. As Matt Damon eye snarled at Kristen, she said this:
“School became genuinely uncomfortable. I was feeling a little self-conscious about the acting thing with my peers, but also my teachers became a problem. They didn’t want to do the extra work or put packages together so I could keep up while away.They failed me. My teachers failed me. Not one, but all of them. I’m always slightly ashamed in a way, about what I do. I’m slightly embarrassed as I had such serious ambitions when I was younger, I just never imagined that I would ever have a reason not go to school. But then this happened.”
It's true. Shame on those teachers who worked a full day, graded papers during dinner, put together packages for sick students afterward and completely ignored the needs of Kristentitled who couldn't go to class because she had to report to a day job that paid her twenty times more than her teachers make. DECERTIFY THEM ALL!
But really, why is she even moaning about this? She's got enough cash in her chain wallet to last her the rest of her life without working, so she could, you know, quit acting and go to school. Dumb bitch is just bitching just to bitch (story of this blog, I know).
Kristen's rich, gets to say lines for a living, has a closet full of lower lips (since she's always biting hers off), a (fake) boyfriend that millions of hos twerk their clits to and a PhD in HERP DERP. What more does the bitch want?
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She should be ashamed of her acting. It is Gawd awful. Just another spoiled rotten brat crying over nothing. Waste of space.
Christ I didn't think I could hate this surly, ungrateful, sulky, wooden as fuck bitch anymore than I already do! I was wrong!
Well, I certainly understand her feelings of shame. Step in the right direction, kid.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen "You don't hear Ali Lohan complaining about not going to school, do you? DO YOU?"
LMAO @ IV!!!!!
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Hmmm. If ALL the teachers were failing you, honey, then maybe the problem was YOU. I'm sure you could have picked up any homework you missed while you were gone. But expecting teachers to make special packets for you to take is ridiculous. They do not have to do that.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Kristen needs to shut the fuck up. Teachers (including half of my family, and my best friend) are stressed out, overworked, and underpaid.
She is the most ungrateful bitch in the history of ungratefulness. First, she blamed the kids for making her uncomfortable at school cause she was an ACKtress, now it's the teachers' fault??? BITCH, PLEASE!!
You missed school - how is that the teacher's responsibility to make packets to get you caught up??? And were there not tutors on set? Most kid actors get their education on set.
Jesus, this girl is so fucking stupid.
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Ok I thought the closet full of lower lips was funny until I got to PHD of HERP DERP. Ohmygod. Laughing HARD.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 2:39pm.
If I had half of this chicks money AND a vagina??!?! I'd be happy at the end of the day with a big STFU and a smile.
ye a & i'd be dating your ugly ass
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I really really don't like this girl.
She is very silly and rather stupid. I figure the teachers couldn't get through her dumb head.
Of course she blames them all.
I know Robert is just waiting for this fuckin' Twilight shit to finally end. Not ONE of those actors has been in a movie that was a hit outside of the Twilight franchise. Even Abduction did poorly.
And now they are fucking up the Snow White franchise by making her into a "Joan of Arc"- like character???? ~sniff sniff~ I smell BOMB!!! (even with Charlize Theron and Chris Hemsworth).
She can't go away fast enough for me.
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LMAO @ "Kristentitled."
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whos this stoopid bitch & why is she alive?
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If I had half of this chicks money AND a vagina??!?! I'd be happy at the end of the day with a big STFU and a smile.
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I'm sure that's an extremely one-sided version of the events. It's not the school's responsibility to bend over backwards for the one student who doesn't even spend flesh and blood time in the classroom. They should be spending their energy on the ones who sit in front of them every day. Her parents should have looked into tutors and home schooling if ALLLLLLLLLLL the teachers were failing their precious rising star.
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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 2:26pm.
Hekki wrote: "Her parents failed her, not the teachers."
Damn straight they did.
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my son was chronic asthmatic, missed an unbelievable amount of class time, but I went to school and got his assignments and made sure they were all done. He passed the Air Force test with flying colors and he got to pick and choose WHATEVER he wanted. He is currently being trained for shit I can't even spell, all while also taking college courses for an engineering degree.
dam straight her parents failed her, she knows this and knows she comes from shitty stock and is undeserving of all she has.
THAT'S the real reason she's "embarrassed"
Typical undeserving bitch trying to place blame for her recognized stupidity.
I used to have that same stupid look my face that she always uses in photo shoots all the time, except mine was from being crazy fucking high.
Ah, this teacher just worked 3 12 hour days in a row to pull off a field trip, plus is bringing a mountain of papers home to grade.
She's what we call in my business---a zero.
Thanks for the mad props for the teachers. It does a body good.
anything with her in it is impossible to watch.
Her acting teachers REALLY failed her. I'm here to whine and complain about THAT.
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i thought she was a boy in Panic Room also.
I am sure Snow White will be painful to watch.
grrrrrr!
Her acting teacher failed her fer sure...
I seriously spent half of the movie "Panic Room" thinking this girl was a boy. Fugly.
this brat needs to STFU and go away. she's talentless and beyond annoying. why they casting her in movies is beyond me.
Hekki wrote: "Her parents failed her, not the teachers."
Damn straight they did.
I must be the only one but I don't mind this bitch. I think it's one this to lose your freedom as an actor but quite another to lose it to the absolutely crazy twatlighters that loose their shit on everything you have to say. At first it might be kinda neat but after a while with people trying to pull your hair out or threatening you with death because they want your boyfriend and girls literally hiding in closets and shit to get near you must be unnerving as hell.
And let's face it people act different towards you once you become super famous. has she said stupid things, sure she has but I don't know I feel sorry for her in a way.
Anyway, blaze me as you will. lol!
Bitch, please. Cram it in your cram hole. You are SO replaceable. You don't hear Ali Lohan complaining about not going to school, do you? DO YOU?
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Umm, she's the first child star ever who had to leave school. THE FIRST. And the teachers would not set aside special projects for her. God you people are heartless.
she is the absolute worst, I can't believe studios still are willing to work with her. Everything out of her mouth is rotten spoiled shit
Kristen - Kindly STFU!!!
I don't understand how this girl became successful in the first place. Are her parents in the business?
She wasn't a cute child, and she's never been a talented actress. She's the definition of lucky in her chosen profession (assuming her parents didn't whore her out for parts).
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inb4 the obligatory "my comments were taken out of context" backtrack.
Dumb bitch is dumb.
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Didn't think it was possible for her to become any more unlikable, but there you go. That's entitlement for you. oh and you're not fooling anyone with that "relationship" with RPattz...ho please.
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"Dumb bitch is just bitching just to bitch" - Michael K
what a ridiculous, entitled fool...thankfully when these horrid "twilight" movies end, so will her career...
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Her parents failed her, not the teachers.
Teachers have enough shit to do without some sullen primadonna making extra demands. Fuck her.
What does she care about education, anyway? She's a STAH! She doesn't need no stinkin' diploma.
My kids' school is very strict about getting assignments while absent. If it's a "legal" absence (illness, death in the family), they can make up work and get the assignments from a sibling or teacher. If they leave for vacation early and miss school, tough shit. The principal is dead serious. She said if people don't like it, they can go to another school that doesn't put education first. I love that bitch.
Why she didn't get a teacher on set like most other still baffles me. She must be the special kind of special.
She reminds me of Daria. Just less smart.
@snuffy- Wasn't Dakota on her school's cheerleading team, too, and at the time she was a much bigger celeb then this twat.
Cunt, please.
What makes you so goddamn special that a teacher has to take extra time and effort to cater to YOUR needs? That's what tutors and home schooling are for. Get over yourself, you overpaid, undertalented monotone whore.
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@louise_brooks - Stupidity is bad enough, but entitled stupidity? I can't bear to imagine how tiresome this chick is.
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There are just no words. What an entitled, spoiled, delusional little fucking drop out. Brooke Shields, Jodi Foster and Mayim Bialik are just a few very accomplished celebs who made it a priority to get an education. What an absolute cunt.
Oh no this bish didn't!
Reminds me of the Occupy Wall Street scum I just watched:
Interviewer: "Why does your sign say 'Pay my college tuition'?"
Student: It's what I'm here for.
In: "That's it? Why should someone else pay your college tuition?
St: It's what I want.
In: "So a corporation should pay your tuition? Taxpayers across the US?"
St: Yes. It's what I want.
THIS BITCH. My husband's a teacher and he works the hours of a goddamn physician for maybe 1/3 of the pay. You think he or any other teacher has the time to put together a fucking packet for your lazy ass? Stupid cunt.
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Devil's advocate.
Dakota Fanning graduated from high school, and even had time to attend the ceremony. She's been famous way longer and has worked way more than this bitch, so if she managed to keep up with her homework I'm sure it would have been possible for this insufferable twat to figure it out!
I imagine all DListers can come together fr once in agreement that THIS is the definition of asshattery. Fuck you, you smarmy cunt! I'm in the process of getting my SpEd credential and I feel reasonably
justified in saying she's got a case of the Aguilera's.
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Jesus can you imagine how tiresome this girl is to hang out with? I feel sorry for her assistant, because she seems like a cellphone thrower.
I had no idea that it was a teachers job to chase after an entitled little bitch just to make sure that she would feel special. Stupid, vapid fuck.
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 1:52pm.
Whom does she blame for her complete inability to act, I wonder?
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I guess it's best to end a relationship the same way you start it: absolutely fucking tanked. MK 6/11
I thought it was the law that child stars are supposed to have tutors on set. How is that the teachers' problem? Her parents failed her - stupid AND entitled.
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