- I daren't say this on tumblr
16 min 1 sec ago - what happened to his nose?
1 hour 7 min ago - I am sure the story is made
1 hour 13 min ago - well, these things in cock
1 hour 14 min ago - Submitted by Hekki on Tue,
1 hour 17 min ago - Submitted by loopygorilla on
1 hour 17 min ago - Please hook him up with
1 hour 21 min ago - Submitted by Mrs Patrick
1 hour 22 min ago - ShaniquaShaniqua:
"Psychopath
1 hour 27 min ago - He is so unattractive.
1 hour 34 min ago
He's falling in love all over again! Just look at the lust in his eyes!
and Ay dios mio! Ya'll are killin it today... comedy gold!!
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Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right... Here I am, stuck in the middle with you!
"Good news honey, guess who is starring in a Budweiser spot during this year's Super Bowl?"
http://youtu.be/i9WOdnR-Nfs
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I'm not a living legend. I'm just a myth.
*snort*
i have nothing to add to this...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
"Honey, I'm sure you'll get some sugar cubes, but this...for Halloween...they'll see right through you!"
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"YOU FUCKIN PUSSY... GIT. ON. IT... LOOK AT ALL THE SHIT FLOATING AROUND YOU, DUMBASS, GET ON SOMETHING ELSE... DO IT!! FUCK YOU, DIE ALREADY!!" jack-in-the-hat 10/04/11
Lmao @ "stephen king's gay dong bro." - Submitted by Few Words
This place is on fiya today
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Don't make me quote Nabokov at you. I'll do it. I promise.
MK, I love you. That photo is soooooo wrong, as is your "Too Easy" title followed by nothing. Too much.
Matthew's like, "Yeah, removing the mole makes all the difference."
LMAO!
Submitted by CheeryBitch on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 9:28am.
I met him back in his Bueller days (he was here filming Biloxi Blues)... trust me, he was just as nerdy and dorky back then.
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
Fill in the blank: Sara Leal to Ashton Kutcher: _____ to Matthew Broderick
Watched him on Letterman last night. The whole time I thought, 'THAT'S Ferris Bueller?!?', the sexy little get-away-with-everything-because-he's adorable and funny Ferris Bueller? ugh.
Wifey so pretty.
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 10/12/2011 - 9:22am.
Do you think Matthew always carries around an apple just in case his wife gets hunger?
if sjp were my wife i carry bottle of tequilla so i can stomach luking at her stoopid face
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
priceless!
AHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Do you think Matthew always carries around an apple just in case his wife gets hunger?
"Here you go dear" as he hands it to her on his flat open palm.
Cute horsey.
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
You look so familiar (snickering)
Sarah was on that woman hater's, Andy Cohen, show the other night in full flirt mode. Sexy.
This is the most affection he's shown her in years; it warms the deepest, darkest, iciest corners of my heart.
ferris buller is an out of work eng prof
fired cause he took photos of locker room jocks
-or- stephen kings gay dong bro
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
Oh sweet mystery of life at last I've found you!
Ha! What MK said.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
*snort laugh*
Matthew looks happier with Flicka there than he does with his usual steed.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
*dies*
No really...the nose job looks GREAT!
He's just wondering if he can get away with sticking the tip in.
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But this IS my alt!
no, you got your reading glasses on Bueller that's not wifey. How embarrassing.
Hilarious.. some pictures tell the joke by themselves
Who knew Sarah Jessica was into leather?
WHY YOU POST SO FAST
WHY YOU DO LIKE DAT? oh my gudd..
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.