Thursday, October 13th 2011
Birthday Sluts
Marie Osmond (52)
Ian Thorpe (29)
Kele Okereke (30)
Ashanti (31)
Billy Bush (40)
Sacha Baron Cohen (40)
Serena Altschul (41)
Paul Potts (41)
Nancy Kerrigan (42)
Tisha Campbell-Martin (43)
Kate Walsh (44)
Kelly Preston (49)
Jerry Rice (49)
Joey Belladonna (51)
Chris Carter (55)
Beverly Johnson (59)
Sammy Hagar (64)
Paul Simon (70)
Melinda Dillon (72)
Nana Mouskouri (77)
Margaret Thatcher (86)
Aww Baby...Happy Birthday to Ashanti and the others who are celebrating their special day. :)
HB to Nana Mouskouri!!
*looks around for From Athens*
HB to Paul Simon!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKw-nIBbNYQ&feature=related
Ugh, I apparently can't with any Mormons.
Nice of MK to shout-out Joey Belladonna of Anthrax!
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
Some list today... HB to all of them!
That picture of Marie Osmond = not creepy Illuminati j/o material at all. Nope. Not at all.
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WORDS MEAN NOTHING, fashion speaks volumes. -MK
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAUL SIMON!!!!!!
Love you!
HB Paul Simon and Sammy Hagar.
HB to Paul Simon!!! LOVE him.
(((CIJ))) Like water off a duck's back, baby. And Tylenol or Excedrin PM like everyone is saying.
Happy BD to Sacha Baron Cohen, truly fearless.
And to Melinda Dillon! Ralphie's mother in A Christms Story. "You can put your arms down when you get to school!"
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Hang in there, CIJ. It sucks when other people affect you to the point you can't sleep; I've been there. Excedrin PM is good. And true, nothing lasts forever.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 7:20am.
Ugh, I am such a blonde I spent like 5 minutes trying to figure out who on the birthday list was CIJ. Durrr.
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CIJ - hang in there, it will get better... have a drink.
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
Leave Marie and her creepy dolls alone. Love her...
Thanks, folks. Your kind words really help a lot. It's good to know somebody gives a shit. Kisses to my favorite website and my favorite posters on the internet.
HB to Sacha Baron Cohen and Paul Simon!
Ugh. Billy Bush. He is so vanilla, he makes Gaycrest look interesting.
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www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
CIJ: As a wise woman once said "Nothing is forever". Or, "this too shall pass". Hang in there.
Marie Osmond is so pretty.
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Marie Osmond's dolls are all CREEPY! They remind me of the doll episode from Seinfeld :)
Van Halen rocks, but Sammy never had to join them since he has a career of his own. Don't listen to Van Haggar or Extreme Halen either. Eddie is a crazy mo'fo who ruined the band when Dave left.
HB to all the others today!
Ugh, I am such a blonde I spent like 5 minutes trying to figure out who on the birthday list was CIJ. Durrr.
Anyways. Happy Birthday Sluts. I still have the complete girl crush hots for Kate Walsh...can't help it.
CIJ - It's all going to be okay and work itself out. *Dlisted hugs*
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
I hate Marie Osmond. HB, bitch.
CIJ, dont let them get the best of you. Try to keep a positive outlook (hard, I know) and I'm rooting for ya;)
Marie is such a narcissistic phony, I wish her a shitty birthday.
I saw Donny and Marie on Joy Behar recently and they were funny! Joy didn't know what to do with them. And I never found Donny attractive before, but after that show I wanted to be one of his wives.
Happy birfday to Paul Simon, Melinda Dillon, Sacha Baron Cohen and Tisha Campbell-Martin. Oh, and Beverly Johnson. Goooooo sluts!
Creeeppy - that doll looks like something out of Night Gallery!
Happy Born Day Paul Simon & Beverly Johnson.
What creepy-ass way to start a Thursday.
Anyway...... Happy Birthday to Nana - my dad LOVES you.
she looks like an older creepier version of Selena Gomez in this pic. HB to (most) all except Margaret Thatcher. Argentina wont forget bitch neither does anyone who is from a country who have felt your "iron hand"
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"You are fucking bitches, this is my prom"
HB, Nana! I will be nice to you , although one of my classmates insulted me in 6th Grade by saying the glasses i wore made me look like you.
HB to Kelly Preston. It takes a special kind of woman to live with a gay husband for all those years and pretent he is straight.
Good vibes to CIJ, hope things get better for you soon!!
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Submitted by DarkSided on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 6:53am.
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Agreed AND a great tune for sure!
I heard him on Stern one time and he was a really cool guy. Your right, there was no reason to join VH. He had a wicked record deal at the time too. He was making WAY more money off each unit than VH was and it was one of the reasons Eddy was such a cunt to him. Love VH but Eddy really was a fucking Dbag.
Agreed Whamo..
Sammy Hagar will forever be The Red Rocker to me and my fav song will be I can't drive 55.. He was so much better on his own, he didn't need to join an already established group..
Oh and that doll is completely f'ing creepy. So is the one with the mouse ears.
Happy birthday to Melinda Dillon aka Ralphie's mom and to Lady Thatcher!
Marie Osmond..not that I had any but I have even less respect for this fame whore that couldn't even take a day off after her son killed himself.
Yes the world can't go on if you don't preform Marie. FU
Sacha Baron Cohen..he has to be one of the most fearless comics. Borat was nothing but BRILLIANT!
Kelly Preston...Isn't her husband GAY?
Sammy Hagar...sorry but there can only be one Vanhalen and you weren't in it. You have great fucking Tequila though!
Paul Simon...from the old school of singer song writers. If I could write ONE song the world remembered I'd be a happy man.
Margaret Thatcher...one word SEXY!
Happy Bday Sluts
If I had to sleep in the same room as that doll, I'd keep one eye open at all times. That doll looks like it would stab you if given the chance.
Happy B-Day Nana Mouskouri!!
You have a nice voice but I can't say I'm a huge fan of your music. However, it was cool the way that you and my ex-gf looked so much like twin sisters it was scary.
Happy B-Day Margaret Thatcher!!
Love or hate her, she was a bright, articulate woman. She had to make a hard, hard decision the day she ordered the HMS Conqueror to torpedo the Belgrano.
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"...Foster may have cracked under the pressures of being the world's leading Gordon Ramsay-lookalike-sex-dwarf..."
CIJ
I swear by tylenol P.M. try it.
those dolls will give me nightmares, ugh. fuck off marie, you have enough money already.
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But this IS my alt!
happy paul simon day everybody! the man's a national treasure.
crazyinjapan - hang in there, kitty!
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watching hardcore ufos
Even Marie can't hide that slightly disgusted sneer at how fugly that doll is! Yikes! Happy Birthday anyway. You bring back memories of a kinder, simpler time in life.
crazyinjapan - *hugs* WWTOD? What Would The Osmonds Do?
These dolls freak me the fuck out.
Crazyinjapan
Sending positive vibes your way. Also vent if you need.
Dlisted is bursting at the seams with Aunt Agonies.
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"I'm so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina and her unbelievably stupid name! Fuck Sookie!" - Vampire Badass Pamela Swynford De Beaufort.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 6:06am.
I am having a tough morning. Problems with my neighbors and landlord. I have terrible insomnia. I sure could use some words of encouragement
BOO HOO. here are damn words of encouragement:
hang in there
taste great, less filling
it aint gonna suck itself (prophet jack)
i only take $20
now go have a fucktastic day.
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
I suck at words, crazyinjapan, but I'll send you some virtual D-love and hugs to help battle the neighbor and landlord blues. *hugs*
Whatever you have to do, you can do it. :)
HB to all today's sluts xcept for the creepy Mormon retard Marie Osmond, who pushed her gay adoptive son to suicide.
I used to love the Donny and Marie show when I was a little kid. I'm not sure why, but maybe because they always seemed so happy.
I am having a tough morning. Problems with my neighbors and landlord. I have terrible insomnia. I sure could use some words of encouragement.
Submitted by Few Words on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 5:59am.
Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 5:43am.
wow, you're up early mk...
its cause hes blogging from the damn county drunk tank
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explains so much!
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Damn, Gina! Happy Birthday.
HB to Kele, how I wished you played for my team.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdQioZHYpvQ
Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 5:43am.
wow, you're up early mk...
its cause hes blogging from the damn county drunk tank
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
wow, you're up early mk...
anywho, happy birthday to all these sluts...and i had no idea maggie thatcher was still alive...
and this is how i chose to remember marie osmond...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3fqJkTeDNU
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Happy Birfday to my D. listed Sluts.