Friday, October 14th 2011
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 13th!
Courtney Stodden's mother: "I don't understand why this picture was removed from Facebook! It's just Courtney and her husband embracing! You can't even see her breasts or butt cheeks!" - Datura
Runners-up:
Required sex ed coursework for all young male Scientology students: "Vaginas 101" - perky
Sienna Miller's gynecologist had excellent training. - Spkheller
(Thanks Anya)
Congrats to Datura, perky and Spkheller!!
Moody Blues
I LOVE Jeremy Wade....would not mind being trapped alone on a desert island with him AT ALL!!
Well done, Datura! Kadoooz also to very funny perky and Spkheller!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Here here Datura! That is a freaking awesome caption!!!!
bwaaaa!!!
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
LMAO Datura that was awesome!!!!!!! congrats to Spkheller and the new top start PERKY!xoxoxoxo
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Congrats to the funny winners...vaginas have teefs?
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Love my way, it's a new road
I follow where my mind goes
Ahahaha those are great!! Congrats Datura, spkheller and PERKYYYY!!! *builds shrine to perky with tinfoil hats, Beyonce's belly enhancer and Phoebe's bikinis*
I am strangely attracted to Jeremy Wade. He is a vintage hottie.
Congrats Datura and Spkheller! HAPPY FRIDAY D-LISTERZ. (Spoons w/ MissC & Vern)
lol. congrats everyone.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
My singing Bass and I have prepared a song for
PERKY!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Xenuuuuuuuuuuu Laght up mah Liiiiiiiiifffffeee!
Xenuuuuu make me laugh wif old baginas...*
Ahem. Is this thing ON?
Catfish most excellent hookers!
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
HA HA HA
Congrats, everyone!
Yay! lol
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Super captions! Congrats!
*orders 800 thread count sheets for perky's cot on the podium*
Don't eat for yourself, eat for your chichis! - MK
BWAHAHAHA Datura!
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Congratulations to the winners.
Now I will retreat to a dark corner and sulk.
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"Slut, you're not fooling anyone pretending like your knees actually know each other." -- Sinjin
Lindsay HEARD the photographer request a "cheese", but her deteriorating meth ridden pea brain only heard "RAAAAAAAW!"
Finally reality television imploded into singularity with Kate vs Wild: Deadliest Housewife of the Swamp Shore.
"You should have seen it before I was circumcised."
"Now that The Playboy Club has been completely devoured, who shall we release the CancelFish on next?"
With her new show on OWN, Rosie is really ready to take a bite out of daytime again!
And they said it wouldn't last.
Without the mystical power of raw viewership, Oprah reverts to her natural form and is released back into the wild.
Steven Tyler and dad, family picture.
Sexily, slithering, Courtney Stodden's scaly sexy time with senior citizen hubby.
A fleshlight in Hell.
Lindsay Lohan's publicist caves to the media and calls a press conference to describe how "perfect" her teeth are. He also reiterated how beautiful her skin and eyes are, and how it's only a matter of time until we'll see her in a remake of "A Fish Called Wanda".
Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:49pm.
My best outfit is my birthday suit. Hope Liz approves. :)
Paul Simon
Becky :) The Queens coming...buy a new dress!
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Submitted by gladyslove on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 11:19pm.
You name should be El Retardo.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:31pm.
Yes, the final transformation. Madonna is now British.
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Hahahaha!!!
Her taste in boytoys has gone downhill. ;D
Paul Simon
Yes, the final transformation. Madonna is now British.
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Submitted by gladyslove on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 11:19pm.
You name should be El Retardo.
Lindsay's teeth, much improved, is paying for all the dental work by allowing herself to be felt up near the Koi pond at the medical center. See, regular flossing really does work!
They should leave Steve Buscemi off the promotional posters for 'Boardwalk Empire' they would have more viewers.
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Submitted by gladyslove on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 11:19pm.
You name should be El Retardo.
I love Animal Planet's Jeremy Wade!!! He is one of the better reality nature guys, be kind!
White Oprah called in House to fix Lindsay's teeth. Good Call.
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
White Oprah called in House to fix Lindsay's teeth. Good Call.
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“She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.”
Mark Twain
My favorite fishmonger with his favorite fish!
Love,
GP
George Clooney sure knows how to wrangle that hongray pussy.
Not exactly the deep throat he was advertising for on Craig's List.
Yeah Lindsay's version isn't going to get her an Oscar!!
You know it's hard out here for a fish
When she tryin' to get this money for the rent
For the Cadillacs and gas money spent Because a whole lot of bitches talkin' shit
You know it's hard out here for a fish
When she tryin' to get this money for the rent For the Cadillacs and gas money spent Will have a whole lot of bitches jumpin' ship
Sharp yellow teeth, glassy eyes and found floating around the River of De Nile... It's our 3rd favorite Trashy Lohan, Lindsay!
From the looks of those teeth, that just has to be a beautiful and glamorous actress.
Come on baby, It's ribbed for your pleasure.
Can someone tell Lindsay that you don't have to fuck Dr. Drew to be on celebrity rehab!!
Even the nasty slithery slimey river monster has prettier teeth than Lindsay.
Seriously? Does Gwyneth have to sing on House too?
I know they're her wedding photos, but I still think these are inappropriate for Courtney Stodden to post on Facebook.
National Geographic Channel pre-empts their regular programming to explain the state of Lindsy Lohans' teeth.
Lindsay's dealer whores her out for an 8 Ball...
Not a caption...I'm just happy MK put up a post with my boy and my huge teeny bopper girl crush Jeremy.