Lindsay Lohan's Community Service Is Going Well
TMZ says that two weeks ago, the Downtown Women's Shelter in L.A. pink-slipped Lindsay Lohan from their community service program, because she completely acted like a Lindsay Lohan by barely showing up. Judge Stephanie ordered LiLo to serve 360 hours at the Women's Center, but sources say that she was absent to 9 visits and when she did show up she only worked for 1 hour instead of 4. Still not giving one fuck: LiLo is doing it right!
Judge Stephanie put on her serious business face and told LiLo that she better work at least 4 hours at a time and not give the Center any trouble. That didn't happen, so the Center kicked her back to The Probation Department who gave her a new community service gig at the Red Cross. TMZ seems to think that she's now in trouble with the courts, because Judge Stephanie made it clear last time that if she fucked up again, she's headed back to jail. LiLo has another probation progress hearing next week and since she's been doing everything except for community service, there might not be a lot of progress to report.
I once had a job for like ten seconds where I had to read people their tarot cards over the phone, so that pretty much makes me a bona fide future teller of Miss Cleo proportions. That is why I can say with completely confidence that LiLo will stroll into court, Judge Stephanie will give her a gentle slap on the wrist, tell her that next time she's going to jail FOR REAL, everyone will laugh and she'll skip out of the courtroom right after she steals a broach off of a ho sitting in the front row. This happens every single time. Can't they do shit different this time? You know, tell LiLo to stay her ass home and let kittens reenact it or something?
That fucking fart smelling face is killing me
Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 7:03am.
celebrities who have so much and waste it all while the rest of us have to scrape by with relatively little.
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Amen. Right on. And Hallelujah!!
On that, my fellow Dlisted ho, we can absolutely agree! :)
Psh. Why do hundreds of hours of community service when you can just serve a couple of hours of "real jail time" in the congested LA system? Just serve an hour or two here and there every two months, and you can push back the date for your eventual half-day in jail for a while, too.
But will they make her brush her teeth and take a bath in jail?
Is anyone going to address Lindsey's eyebrwo situation? It looks like she drew those things on with her feet and a tiny butt nugget. What kind of busted drug store eyebrwo pencil did she use? And did she get a blind horse to put it on with its hoofs?
Bitch is going to go to court and get yet another chance. She'll walk with a minor slap on the wrist. It's disgusting.
Submitted by Junebuggy on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 10:49pm.
Sorry if I sounded cranky. The crankiness is directed not at you, but at celebrities who have so much and waste it all while the rest of us have to scrape by with relatively little.
I disagree about the sociopath part. Stealing, exploiting others and bragging about never being punished is pretty typical of sociopaths. It's not necessary to gun down hundreds of people in order to be one.
The media may exaggerate but I don't think they're just making up all of Blohan's shitty behavior.
The pressures of being young and famous are no excuse to behave like an ass.
You a nicer ho than me if you can see any good in Blohan.
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i'd like to dunk her in a bleach tank
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She didn't like her community service gig, so the probation department gave her a new one. That is like not liking the accommodations at your prison, so they find you a nice prison to make you happy.
121 years? Even Charles Manson didn't get that.
the fucking hacker that stole scar jo's pictures could be facing 121 years in prison. yet this skank bitch does no time. fuuuuuuck that. a blind person could see she's high in these pics.
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I don't want Linds to die because I don't want to see and hear her famewhore parents crying all over the media.
Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:47pm.
Truly, she's the McDonalds cheese of actresses. Cheaply available, slighty greasy, contains enough toxic chemicals to glow in the dark.
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Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:08pm.
Hai Bjork! I just the image of a litterbox full of freshly laid kitteh nuggets flash before my eyes. Still preferable to looking at Lindsays teefs, so thanks!
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Lindsay is a rainbow of yellow in that photo, from her teeth to her skin to her hair and it's eerie two tones. Her lips look like Edina's from "Ab Fab" when she was imagining getting her lips pumped. Why does Linds insist on looking like one of her father's $40 a pop hookers?
Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:08pm.
Hai Bjork! I just the image of a litterbox full of freshly laid kitteh nuggets flash before my eyes. Still preferable to looking at Lindsays teefs, so thanks!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:04pm.
I have an almost overwhelming urge to botox her nostrils. They look like they could use some down time.
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I love your avie. If only those were rainbows in the litterbox.
I have an almost overwhelming urge to botox her nostrils. They look like they could use some down time.
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Firecrotch Cross...let's face it there is no benefit for her to do CS or to the community.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 6:53pm.
Unless you're Gandhi or something and have an infinite source of compassion, empathizing with a sociopath is just a waste of energy. Sociopaths don't return the empathy. They just exploit it and move on.
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Wow. That's a little harsh, dontcha' think? I actually do have a lot of empathy for non-celebrity people as well. Spending 5 minutes of my day reading this story and feeling a little sorry for the girl is hardly "a waste of energy". Having empathy for people never is a waste of energy, whether they be ordinary folks or "celebrities". I'm not showing empathy so she can show it back. She doesn't know me. And I don't know her. I have no idea if she is a sociopath, and neither do you. All we know about her is what the media reports and they are notorious for being less than truthful. The dumbass that just shot up all those people in Cali is a sociopath. This girl just seems to be a hot mess.
Just read the story and felt a little sorry for the chick. Nothing to get so cranky about. Peace. :)
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she looks like she smells like an old ladies medicine cabinet--a bottle of PenVK, expired Seconal, camphophenique and rancid Shalimar.
Last month, I was in the "audience" for four sentencing hearings. I so wish Lilo had the judge I was watching. One guy failed a drug test and was sent directly to Jail, he did not pass Go or collect $200. Then he called some chick up and this is what went down...
Judge: "Why didn't you show up for court ordered whatever?"
Lilo wannabe: "I was in rehab."
Judge: "You were out of rehab long enough to get to the meeting - no excuses. You'll be spending the next eight months in the county correctional facility."
Too bad Hollywood is not like the rest of the country and "celebrities" can get away with anything.
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One vote from me for the Kitten Re-Enactment idea. But, it would be animal cruelty to glue plastic "hair" torn from several barbies to the fur of a ginger kitten and dye its teeth gray, non?
I see the teeth issue but I also notice her nose is caving in.
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She still has about six months left to do the community service or maybe NOT do the CS and go to jail. If the judge sentences her to 90 days...she'll be out in a week.
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Submitted by D-vine Lister on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 6:07pm.
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I'm just jelly that you are only 25 and own your own condo...that's impressive ;)
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Submitted by Poopele on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 7:23pm.
I think this might be her English twin.
LOL! good one
Submitted by unemployed_bum on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 5:33pm.
I'm so sorry...I hope that some day that you are given the chance to prove that you are great and productive citizen. Unlike Lindsay who had/has many chances.
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Her teeth have been horrible for a long time but this is the worst I've seen them. It's about time someone noticed! She should pull a Duff and get some dental work done ASAP.
Holy shit this trick looks like SHIT. Why do people think those lip injections look good????? They look AWFUL. Smh.
I think this might be her English twin.
Actually I dont wish death on her but in seems too inevitable at this point...no one will intervene so that is what usually happens when everyone insists that "their precious child is o.k." fuck that entire family loathe all of them except poor Nana
"I can't get in trouble. I'm a celebrity. I can do whatever the f*** I want." -Lindsay Lohan
I think it's ok to trash her butter teefs.
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Submitted by Junebuggy on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 6:35pm.
Not saying she has an excuse for being as fucked up as she is, just throwing a little empathy her way. Lordy knows she could use it.
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You sound like a really nice person and all, but what's the point of empathizing with someone like this?
Non-celebrity people have similar problems but don't get privileged treatment OR much empathy from society.
Unless you're Gandhi or something and have an infinite source of compassion, empathizing with a sociopath is just a waste of energy. Sociopaths don't return the empathy. They just exploit it and move on.
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Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 5:55pm.
These alarming and horrifying latest pix just look to me like she's on the final slide.
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God, I hope so. This warthog needs to OD and have the fear of God put into her. At this point, I think He's the only one who can save her but even He is saying NEXT!
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She won't make it to New Year's. Just this sick feeling about her fked sitch. ugh.
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She is looking worse for the wear. And I just can't with that hair. Will someone please save her from the white hair?! I don't understand how she sees that as attractive - it looks hideous. If she cared about herself at all, she would get out of the limelight and do some serious soul searching and contribute something meaningful to this world. She appears to be deep in self-loathing, and sadly, very, very lost.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: there is only one way to get whorehan to take the conditions of her probation seriously, and that is to jail her in GENERAL POPULATION. No more cells to herself, no more paris hilton 45 minute jailstays then release, no more home incarceration where she drinks, does drugs, parties, has pizza delivered, does commercials, etc. Force her to do her entire sentence in jail general population. Make her deal with all the "gen pop" girls who want a piece of her, want to ugly her up, beat her down, steal her stuff, etc. The only way to get her to stop being a drunken slutty klepto diva is to give her an experience so horrific that she'll do ANYTHING to avoid having to relive it again, including getting clean & walking the straight and narrow. Aversion therapy is the ONLY thing that will get her attention & make her change...
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I'm wondering about her teefs. In some photos, they're Chiclet white, and in others, meth grey. I thought she possibly wore a dental "flipper" to cover her drug-damaged natural teeth, and for awhile, I thought she actually wore dentures and had lost her teeth to drugs. Either that, or the paps photoshopped her, and aren't anymore?
As for Blowhan's blowing-off the probation conditions, I'm really pessimistic the courts will follow through on their threats. How about OCCUPY the COURTS? Equal justice for 99%?
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Submitted by D-vine Lister on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 6:07pm.
I have to politely disagree and say that I dont think 25 is too young to have it together. I'm 25, own a condo, and am doin my thang, and got it all by workin my ass off.. workin for hardly any money and this bitch has gone through sooooo much money its sickening! Plus I think it's safe, and fair to say that Everybody (I don't care who you are) has gone through and is going to go through hardships in their life (and prolly some real fucked up shit).. that's part of life and growing as a person. So I'm sure she been thru some shit, but havent we all? I think as a person and adult everyone has (naturally) SOME kind of conscience, self awareness, decency, respect for yourself and others, and common sense deep down inside, Linds supresses it cause she can, she has to know what's right from wrong.. she just doesn't care.
I think Lindsay feels she is above the law, and all the court system does is prove her right.. but what it really comes down to is: this is all just a show and she is a puppet in the show that keeps the sheeple (the masses) entertained from whats really going on .. but I digress.. (because this is the D).. stay awake to the ways of the world, the shit is deep.
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i dont know. what is to say she wont get it together sooner or later. there are a ton of people who dont really get it together until later in their twenties. there are lots who do. the twenties are a really precarious time. im not going to let up on lindsay because i know what it is like to be messed up but yet want to be so right at the same time. some people grow out of it, some people dont. but when you start to grow out of it, you'll know it. because there will be a stirring in your inner being and heart extenuating to your loins that will let you know you are ready to grow and change. if not, i dont know what to let go and move on.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 5:36pm.
Bad parents can complicate your life, but only YOU can ruin it.
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So true, Migraineuse. But when you're not even given a good start in life, then Hollywood gets a hold of you, it's a little more difficult. Not everyone has the inner fortitude to get over a shitty childhood. Especially when it's compounded by Hollywood's "if you're an actress you're a god" attitude. Not saying she has an excuse for being as fucked up as she is, just throwing a little empathy her way. Lordy knows she could use it.
Submitted by D-vine Lister on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 6:07pm
"I have to politely disagree and say that I dont think 25 is too young to have it together."
This.
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The judge should have revoked her fucking passport the last time she was in court.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 6:49pm.
Women make me sick. There I said it.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 6:53pm.
Have you tried them cooked?
I think she may be in for a crash landing. She seems unable to live an average life. Kind of like what happens to child stars. It ends and nothing else in life ever measures up and they cannot handle it. Sad. Something went wrong.
Submitted by CokeyBloke on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 5:55pm.
Got dayum. This bitch.
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Submitted by unemployed_bum on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 5:33pm.
And most of all... she will never know what it is like to have to struggle to even get a job at fucking Mcdonalds!!! I lost my job back in February for being pregnant, and I have been rejected by everyone from General Motors to Mcdonalds because I am a felon!
UB, I'm a felon also and have been since I was 19, but I've also been in the car business since 19. You should try a couple used car lots, for the most part they don't care about your backround, unless its a bigtime lot. You can make decent money to start as a receptionist/file clerk and learn the ropes while your there. I learned title work at 20 and you don't need any kind of license or certification to do titles on vehicles its super easy and great money... something to think about. Plus, I love the car dealership atmosphere: mostly men talking shit to each other all day.. its awesome.
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ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 5:46pm.
Youth is wasted on the wrong people!!!!!!
That's some Benjamin Button shit, right there.
I wish she would get her shit together and recover; she was very pretty, and had potential as an actress back in the day, but that'll happen when icicles form on the walls of hell. She has no support system because she's alienated everyone and anyone by now and her own mother is an enabler of the worst kind.
Of course this has all been said already...Nothing to do but watch her self-destruct, and hope she doesn't hurt anyone else in the process.
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I have to politely disagree and say that I dont think 25 is too young to have it together. I'm 25, own a condo, and am doin my thang, and got it all by workin my ass off.. workin for hardly any money and this bitch has gone through sooooo much money its sickening! Plus I think it's safe, and fair to say that Everybody (I don't care who you are) has gone through and is going to go through hardships in their life (and prolly some real fucked up shit).. that's part of life and growing as a person. So I'm sure she been thru some shit, but havent we all? I think as a person and adult everyone has (naturally) SOME kind of conscience, self awareness, decency, respect for yourself and others, and common sense deep down inside, Linds supresses it cause she can, she has to know what's right from wrong.. she just doesn't care.
I think Lindsay feels she is above the law, and all the court system does is prove her right.. but what it really comes down to is: this is all just a show and she is a puppet in the show that keeps the sheeple (the masses) entertained from whats really going on .. but I digress.. (because this is the D).. stay awake to the ways of the world, the shit is deep.
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No matter what, I just can't wish hurt/OD/death on any ho.