Sara Leal's Video Confession About Her Night With Ashton Kutcher Is Mesmerizing
If you're like me and you've got time and no more brain cells to kill, moan through the commercial and watch this mess of a video from UsWeekly of Ashton Kutcher's one-night lady love Sara Leal talking about the special night when the cherubs cooed, roses blew out the sweet scent of love and Demi Moore's husband stuck his unwrapped douche stick into her poon. Sara says the same crap she said in the print interview but this time she says it to the camera and the effect is something special. The soft lighting that makes her look like an innocent sweet demure angel, the rented house, the casual pose on a grassy knoll like she's starring in an ad campaign for Coldwater Creek.... It all works for me.
I mean, this bareback bitch is going on about how she would've never screwed on Ashton if she knew he was still Demi and they scatter in shots of her awkwardly smiling and giving us bland come hither looks under a tree while she keeps her legs closed FOR ONCE! If this whole "fucking married celebrity men for a tabloid check" thing doesn't work for her, she has an amazing career ahead of her in karaoke video modeling. She look so damn bored. I guess they told her to recreate the emotions she felt when Ashton raw dog dicked her.
This almost looks like an infomercial for a new product called Slutvitra. You know, it's for the douchebag celebrity husband who is too full of chicken shit to dump his wife himself. So he takes some Slutvitra and before you know it's there a 4-page scandalous expose in a tabloid magazine and the deed is done for him. He gets the free publicity and now everyone will really think he's the new Charlie Sheen (he's not).
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@ Whatever
I too pondered that it was a timely publicity stunt...
Cut the head off
Grows back hard
I am the hydra
Now you'll see your star
Asston should be smarter then to hook-up with famewhores like this. Unless the whole thing was planned to promote the new show?
You stupid fucking Gold Digging Orange County WHORE!
RULE #1:
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
YOU ARE BANNED FOR LIFE. SELL OUT WHORE DIE!
Cut the head off
Grows back hard
I am the hydra
Now you'll see your star
Why is this whore kissing and telling? She either wants the fame or is looking for a paycheck. SLUT.
What an ugly classless skank. Sad that now a day the only way to make good bank is to sleep w/ a married "celebrity" douche bag and then run to the media. Where are this ho's parents? They must be so proud but maybe she is doing better than they expected. She's not "famous" for triple penetration. . .
The music was so beautiful, I didn't for one second think the Leal woman was a fugly whore who would fuck mud. Not for one minute.
I never blame the unmarried person for banging a married person. Kutcher has the commitment, she doesn't.
In general, I just don't understand why people are so indiscriminate in who they bang.
I mean, really.
For professional fuckers-around like Kutcher, do everyone a favor and stick to the professional hos and leave the amateurs and semi-pros alone.
Demi: How could you cheat on me with that dumb twat?
Asston: Because you're like champagne and caviar every night and some times I just want hamburger.
Submitted by Sugartits on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 2:37pm.
She never would have done it if she thought he was happily married?
Doesn't matter if he was miserably married, the word MARRIED should have been the line in the sand you dumb whore. Whatever fallout she gets from this she totally deserves.
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^^^ This!
And about hating on this whore and not only on Asston. Guys, this scumbag whore is milking the whole thing for all it's worth, without thinking of the pain and humiliation she may cause to the people involved (Moore and her daughters, who I'm pretty sure must feel bad about the whole thing). This further proves her total lack of respect and dignity.
I wish her all the worst.
Cheaters, whores and assholes like her and him, I wish them all the worst.
Sorry, I cannot stand people like these.
That's one thing I really made clear to my husband. If someday he wants to leave me, fine, at least be honest and face the thing with me. But if he ever cheats on me I'll cut his balls.
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Silvio Berlusconi, just die already.
and girlfriend def has a few better angles...she'll have to study herself a bit closer... she can go from mid-level mall beauty pageant contestant to dime store strip-mall whore in just a turn
you can mute it and it can also be like the after in a proactive commercial, wtf!
"...she has an amazing career ahead of her in karaoke video modeling. "
"The soft lighting that makes her look like an innocent sweet demure angel, the rented house, the casual pose on a grassy knoll like she's starring in an ad campaign for Coldwater Creek.... It all works for me."
hahahhahah MICHAEL K, YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR THIS WORLD!
why does this interview remind me of some stupid m tv program? true life: i fucked ashton kutcher.
Ashton is the real Whore, she's just cheesy, and wanted to screw a celeb.
I wish I really could fart on this woman. She is trashy, pathetic and desperate and it makes me nauseous to think of the resources that have been wasted of airing her fart-blip story.
*farts - EHN!! - harder*
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 9:34pm.
Here's what I think about it:
*farts*
LoL! Somewhere in another universe through a black hole into a tri sun solar system this story is quite meaningless.
*ploop*
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Love my way, it's a new road
I follow where my mind goes
Here's what I think about it:
*farts*
Demi Moore should have known better than to marry a guy 15 years younger than she was. I knew from the time I saw that they were married that it wasn't going to last. Granted, Demi looks great for her age but no way in hooted hell was Ashton gonna be faithful to her and probably not to anybody else either. And unprotectd sex to boot! Kick his nasty ass to the curb Demi and move on! Thankfully they didn't have any kids that would be hurt by this. I wish Demi had stayed with Bruce Willis. I think they made a great couple. I never understood why Demi left him.
Fuck Asston Kutchiebreath he has terrible taste in Jump offs...she is fuggy fug and just like all celebutards fucked down instead of fuck uo
Sara...banging movie stars in a hot tub is no way to go through life...I think.
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Love my way, it's a new road
I follow where my mind goes
Submitted by ITSKTBITCH on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 6:47pm.
Why is everyone hating on the girl? No one hates on the douchebag Ashton who cheated on his wife. I love how quickly everyone seems to be, especially women, to look at a woman and call her a 'whore' when all she did was sleep with a celebrity. I'm sure many of you have had one night stands with guys as well, who probably weren't even remotely famous. Get off your high horse.
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Dude, everyone hates on Asston here. But, she is milking this for all it's worth and enjoying every second of it. If she had any integrity at all, she'd be keeping it under wraps, not making videos and giving interviews to US Weekly (though they'd probably find out about it anyway).
And there is a difference between having a one night stand (yeah, I've had a few myself) and deliberately hooking up with a guy that you KNOW is married. Don't tell me she lives under a rock, and wasn't aware of that.
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Submitted by ITSKTBITCH on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 6:47pm.
You make a good point.
Personally the celebrity-banging thing doesn't bother me so much as the peddling her story to the papers and then whining about the lack of privacy bit.
But, yeah. Women are blamed for what men do. Even if the woman didn't do anything except get cheated on, like Demi, or cheated on and abandoned, like Jennifer Aniston. Lose your man's favor and lose your status: then the world hates you and blames you for it.
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"Slut, you're not fooling anyone pretending like your knees actually know each other." -- Sinjin
Devildog
i am a normal 22 year old girl and ever since that night my life has been a mess, and now here I am confessing to one and all how i balled ashton kutcher. of all the women this guy could have, he picks this dimwit. life with demi must really, truly blow
"...recreate the emotions she felt when Ashton raw..."
Lol, MK! Okay, Leal and Kutcher...whatever, we don't care. Fk off. Next. *selects take out from Golden Wok*
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Why is everyone hating on the girl? No one hates on the douchebag Ashton who cheated on his wife. I love how quickly everyone seems to be, especially women, to look at a woman and call her a 'whore' when all she did was sleep with a celebrity. I'm sure many of you have had one night stands with guys as well, who probably weren't even remotely famous. Get off your high horse.
Sorry - but it's true.
It is annoying she went to the tabloids though - but whatever!
She's like Divine Brown (Hugh Grant's hooker) she'll blow through her tabloid money and be back in the gutter in less than a year
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
What is it with these stars and the dumpster fuglies they fuck on? This chick is average, AT BEST- it's like she's one of Tiger's bottom-basement castoffs.
I'm sure Ashton was just impressed by her class and discretion. Fucking whore.
She is ten shades of awkward and embarrassing. This is the bottom of the publicity barrel for all concerned and they are so deserving.
Wal-Mart people are more entertaining than this cum dumpster.
Joke's on you, bitch...Ashton and Demi are going to campfire counseling and their marriage is going to come out STRONGER THAN EVER so THERE. _______________________________________________
I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
Submitted by sweetie48421 on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 5:01pm.
in a gold digging slut's world.
i looked at 5 seconds of this video. and by the first "umm" it just made me sick to have all these "celebs" (Ashton & Demi) stoop SO LOW to add "publicity stunt" to their resume. Two & A Half Men's faithful watchers are slowly dwelling away and Demi has a new project currently in progress. so it's EVIDENT that all of this (Ashton "sleeping" with other women. and Demi "seeking guidance via divorce lawyer") is a P.U.B.L.I.C.T.Y S.T.U.N.T so all i have to say to this is "BLAH BLAH BLAH" . roll eyes. "BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH" *changes channel*
oh my!! they took my phone!! i have NO idea why. (*eye roll*)
because you couldn't get the PICTURE of Ashton, you sold the story.
that makes you a hooker .. HOOKER!
not pressing play...even though i'm well versed in whore, i just can't handle looking at this whore right now...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
I hate sharing Earth with her.
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Putain! Ça me fait chier!!
This Valtrex ad is very good.
I hope they both get every STD known to mankind. How many degrees of separation are these assclowns from Paris Hilton? One? Two?
Admittedly I am An Old, but seeing friends DIE OF AIDS convinced me that a condom is a must until he's proved you can trust.
Ugh I can't with these people who think separated = not married. In what world does that mean divorced?
liar mouf! she looks better when she's not talking.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
If she knew he was married...puta please! I've seen O faces on porn stars more believable than this mess.
Sara Leal, you are a bum just like me. Except, unlike you I have too much dignity to do ho shit like you for a magazine. And that's not just because I look like a goblin. I would rather stand out on the expressway off-ramps begging for money than be a woman of such ill-repute like her.
Submitted by Oxygen on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 2:40pm.
Dumb-dumb has obviously had a lobotomy but home-fry needs a damned dentist.
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This made me LOL.
Submitted by Sugartits on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 2:37pm.
She never would have done it if she thought he was happily married?
Doesn't matter if he was miserably married, the word MARRIED should have been the line in the sand you dumb whore.
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^^ This.
I hope they changed the water in that hot tub.
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I follow where my mind goes
This bitch makes great frozen cheesecake.
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Here is what I was talking about: Brittany Jones, December 2010, sex on a couch:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/40093
Here's another one about Ashton making out with a blonde chick in September 2010:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/38669
@ Vanitas: yeah, I remember those chicks, too. I don't know why this chick is so special. I could see all of this being a publicity stunt, but what does Demi get out of it? She just comes across looking like a pathetic ass that's staying with some cheating douche that's almost 20 yrs younger than her.
"if i knew he was married this would have never happened" yah, looks very convincing and what's up with that 'The Thinker' pose?
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"this is one huge big PR stunt to make Asston the new attention whore of CBS. The timing is awfully suspect"
Wasn't there another whore awhile back? Before the whole Charlie meltdown? Some chick Ashton banged on a couch or something. Maybe it didn't get as much exposure because he wasn't really in anything at the time. But I definitly remember another whore earlier.
I think he's been doing this for awhile. There has always been rumours that ashton and demi have an open relationship, she's just better at keeping it underwraps. Or maybe it's because there is a large supply of 20 year old whores trying to make money off of famous married men celebrities and the guys Demi is banging are probably married, rich or don't want the exposure.
MJT - I think times have changed.
In Bryan-College Station there is ass hanging out of shorts everywhere you look, spaghetti strap tiny tops and tons of booze. It might be a right wing, conservative school when it comes to social issues but TAMU students party like raving animals.