Seatbelts Are Whack!
The only Whitney who should have her own show on NBC was up to her old bitch diva theatrics yesterday afternoon when she refused to fasten her seatbelt before taking off on a Delta flight out of Atlanta. You would think that the seatbelt was paper mache'ed with the receipts from her old crack dealers, because Whitney wasn't interested in laying one of her fingers on it.
TMZ reports that you can add the phrase "Buckle up, Miss Houston" to the long list of lines that turn on Whitney Houston's cunt switch. A source says that Whitney was sitting in her seat when a flight attendant asked her to put the top boy part into the bottom boy part, but she was not interested and ignored the request. Now, if one of us refused to buckle, we would've been tased in the mouth, kicked off to Guantanamo Bay and they'd still make us pay the $50 fee for checking in our luggage. But not Whitney. A second crew member approached Dionne's cousin and told her that if she didn't strap in she'd have to shoop shoop off the damn plane.
So Whitney had a choice: get kicked off the plane or buckle her seatbelt. Whitney took what was behind door number DIVA and allowed the flight attendant to fasten her seatbelt for her.
A source claims that Whitney is every type of sober and her nerves were just a little splintery from missing her original flight.
You have to be a brave bitch with some still hands to come at Whitney. Imagine having to buckle her in. It would be like trying to wrap a baby bib around a great white shark. It would've been a lot easier if the flight attendant told Whitney that as soon as she fastens her shit, the buckle will press against her belly and all her doody bubbles would pop out right away. Who needs Bobby B Bobby B?
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What a stupid whore. Good thing she wasn't on the last flight I took (which was late & passengers were really cranky) & pulled this shit; everyone would have lined up to kick the shit out of her one at a time, ala "Airplane". It's about time someone went off on a celebrity for their assholish behavior.
Note to all arrogant celebrities with entitlement issues: when on a plane, buckle up, turn off your cell phone and SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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....when her career dried up...it shrivelled and blew away like dust....or she she just snorted up her nose after her career shrivelled up and turned to dust......This is one of the saddest stories EVER.....
I will admit that when Whitney Houston did her "Crack is whack!" interview, I didn't quite get what she meant. Within the past few years, I've realized what she meant (she can get the good shit as opposed to something as low-rent as crack). Though, I have to wonder: which is worse, being on the "good" shit or being on the "bad" shit?
Whitney always takes what is behind door number DIVA. She planned this? YES.
Submitted by SomeLikeItHot on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 12:24pm.
I'm sorry but this is distracting me!!! What is that nasty looking brown thing on her tongue?
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It's a doody bubble. She finally returned Bobby Brown's favour.
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Is she back on crack? That would explain her irrational behaviour.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Say hello to her coke boogers!
between whitney and lilo, crackheads rule the world...
this bitch is too old and so past her expiration date to pull off these diva like moves...
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She had someplace to go, amazing!
ANYTHING for attention,huh bitch? I agree with everyone who said who is she to get away with this shit???
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I'm sorry but this is distracting me!!! What is that nasty looking brown thing on her tongue?
Submitted by boston61: "Not a waste of talent. There are lot's of people who can sing. Whitney had a long run on top. It's her own fault if she did drugs."
So true. Her talent wasn't wasted: she did use all her talents back in the day.
It's just that she let it all ruin her. She did have a nice long run, too.
" a flight attendant asked her to put the top boy part into the bottom boy part,"
You kill me.
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I can't stand her, never liked her. I never bought her whole sweetie pie image in the 80s and 90s. And no, I don't think Bobbie Brown ruined her. I think she was always a cold cunt with a love for pussay and the bad shit. She just let her freak flag fly with a loser like Bobby.
"A second crew member approached Dionne's cousin and told her that if she didn't strap in she'd have to shoop shoop off the damn plane."
MK, you are a genius. Hysterical.
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"Now, if one of us refused to buckle, we would've been tased in the mouth, kicked off to Guantanamo Bay and they'd still make us pay the $50 fee for checking in our luggage."
Word. Shit like this makes me want to shank somebody.
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Menage a NO! NO! NO!-MK
I don't know how much flight attendants are paid, but my guess is "not enough for this shit."
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Some celebrity's sense of entitlement sickens me. She should have been kicked off the plane after she refused to buckle her seat belt. Nobody should have had to buckle it for her unless she is disabled and physically incapable of buckling it.
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Please tell me she said this...
http://youtu.be/40Gi28pNruA
She has a bad case of Tori Spelling chest going on. That, I'm sure, is the least of this bitches problems.
*taps ms houston on her sweaty forehead* ....ummmm, when your rep has to fire off statements such as "she was 100% sober", you are fucked already. Drop the diva shit, bitch. Crackheads cannot be divas....even if you hold your pinky out while smokin' the whack, you still no damn diva. Damn crackies.
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
The flight attendant did what they had to do to solve the problem but when you fuck around in an airplane it is serious shit.
Probably nothing will come of it but charges should be pressed and she should be put on the no-fly list.
I don't compliment MK enough but the shark/bib line was brilliant per usual.
Hmmmm... a Whitney Houston TV show. On second, thought maybe it's not such a hot idea. Judy Garland actually cleaned herself up to do her show, but the cancellation drove her back to boozing and pill popping. Whitney can't really sing anymore either, so it would be pretty awful. Anyone else you can think of who would be good enough for a musical variety show? I know the Osbornes tried their hand at it, but we need something less side show.
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Not a waste of talent. There are lot's of people who can sing. Whitney had a long run on top. It's her own fault if she did drugs.
I am so sick of these so called celebrities who think they are above everything. Nothing applies to them. If they need to be questioned by the authorities, they don't show up. You and I would be sitting in jail. They get away with it every single time.
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Rules are for non warbling plebs. No laws or rules should ever apply to the magnificent CUNT that is Whitney Houston. While everyone else is buckling up it's her God given RIGHT to be able to do whatever the hell she wants. If bitch wants to pull out a big rock-o- rack and hit it then the flight attendants better be damn ready with their lighters and get that rock a cookin. I mean come on Whitney should be able to land the fucking plane if she wants and all the screaming passengers that see her in the pilots seat should just STFU and let Ms. Houston be the magnificent pilot she is.
Buckle up BITCH PLEASE...BOBBY SNAP!
Post 9-11 people just aren't in the mood. The flight attendants should have saved some time by announcing "There's a passenger in First Class who won't fasten her seatbelt and federal law is we can't move until she does, Darlings.". Then stand back. She'd be fastened and her mouth ducttaped faster than you could say "takeoff!"
Whitty needs to come outta the closet. I diagnose this as the root cause of all her problems. She was never a dainty pop/r&b princess. She was a ghetto, butch lez who happened to be pretty and had a great voice.
Clive Davis destroys! Alicia Keys, run for your life!
Did someone decree this as "Gross Bitches Day" and I didn't get the memo?
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Whitney only listens after you slap her hard enough to knock the pipe outta her mouth.
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They should have let her go unbuckled and let her whack her crack-addled skull during turbulence.
Don't mess with flight attendants, yo.
such a waste of talent. A list to no list.
She's still alive? And I'm terrified that if I drink more than one can of Coca-Cola a day I'll catch cancer before I'm 29.
You know what, fuck you Whitney. You are no longer an A list singer, you are a crack head who publicly had her exhusband finger out doodie bubbles from your asshole.
You are trash. Plain and simple. TRASH.
Get the fuck over yourself.
Imagine having to buckle her in. It would be like trying to wrap a baby bib around a great white shark. Love u MK! LMAO
There is no logic when your are a Diva!
stupid asshole.
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what a bitch.
So much talent wasted in this pile of shit.
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