You Jealous Women Just Won't Let Courtney Stodden's Facebook Page Be Great
FYI: By "great" I mean illegal, wrong and illegal. Courtney Stodden's Facebook page should be thrown into a cell in the pedophile wing of Facebook prison. It's that kind of wrong. And speaking of things that should be thrown into prison, Courtney Stodden's pimp/mother Krista Keller is screaming at the all the injustices in the Facebook world after her 17-year-old daughter's page was shut down 10 times for being inappropriate. Krista's sense of logic is obviously as advanced as her sense of parenting, because she tells E! News that the delusion-maker in her head believes that jealous hating wives have formed an anti-sexyiguana league and are trying to stop her natural beauty of a goddess daughter from moisturizing the sexy with a whole lot of illegal wrongness.
"It's the jealousy from the women towards her. The men love her, the women hate her. The women report the photo because it's so easy to do. You just click a button. They think she's too sexy, they all report her together, and it's done."
Nobody tell Krista that PedoBear is the one whose got his little paw finger on the REPORT button at all times since Courtney's page is even too much for him. It's funny watching Krista acting like she's gotten to the bottom of EVERYTHING. Take the rest of the year off, Detective La Toya, because Krista's got this.
"On any Facebook page, people can report it for inappropriate content. There is nothing on her page you wouldn't find anywhere on Facebook! She has never done any nudity. Not a breast, not even a butt cheek. It's just her in a bathing suit!
A lot of men and young girls love her page, but when the wives see their husbands on her page, they team up to get Courtney kicked off! When Facebook gets enough reports on one page, it locks her out."
I'm sure all you mothers out there wish that one day you'll be able to say: "A lot of grown married men LOVE my teenage daughter's Facebook page."
When is the Seal Team 6 going to take down the lab in North Korea where evil scientits (typo and it ain't moving) created Courtney and her mother out of lizard tongues, ludes, the DNA White Oprah left on a rest stop toilet seat after she did a line off of it and whatever it is the Kardashians inject into their faces. They were obviously sent to us by our enemies to finally destroy whatever is left of American humanity. Don't tell me that staring at that picture of the porn iguana sticking out her tits and sucking in so hard that she's about to fart out an implant hasn't caused you to laugh through the eyes and cry through the mouth. WHOEVER IS BEHIND THIS HAS WON!
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Well, I'm a female and I have to admit Courtney is probably every man's fantasy but it seems like her mom is one of those pageant moms who lives vicariously through her daughter. So maybe a little bit of the pot calling the kettle black? Also, I think the marriage to the old guy is a PR stunt concocted by the desperate mom. A brilliant move because what other tactic could have garnered her under age daughter this much attention? I don't get these attention hungry moms who are so desperate for any shot at the lime light that they don't think anything of whoring their own daughters out. If the mom had a life of her own (and friends!) Courtney would probably be doing normal teenage stuff like having sleep overs and going shopping at the mall with her girlfriends. As it is, the mom is really nothing more than a pimp.
Submitted by vidz on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 7:01pm.
Add me to the late bloomers division. V-card here, no particular desire to lose it.
Really, it's stupid to have sex just because society expects it by a certain age.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Does she only own one bra? Why does she always have that stupid invisible strap shit on? (invisible strap on? haha)
Educate yourself on the badass, not-fuck-giving honeybadger, Olivia! ~MK
Every time MK refers to her as porn iguana or lizard lips, I have to laugh. If I'm having a bad day I envision a porn iguana and I laugh. I get a vision of a dry scaly lizard in a hot pink leopard swimsuit.
He's right, this chick is a weapon of mass destruction. Her dad must've not loved her at all or loved her too much...
My husband's out of town and I have nothing better to do, so I went and found this pic of Courtney that tmz had posted of her "Look at Me! I'm 100% Grade a Whore! No Artificial Filling!" photo shoot. http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/courtney_stodden_bikini_photos#tab=most_...
This pic alone made me kinda believe her on the boob job thing. Cuz why would someone wear a bra/bikini top with padding that makes it look like you had a boob job if you DID have one? That's def a young person's mistake, cuz those damned things are not comfy and make your tits look ridiculous.
Hmmm... Unless its a mindfuck. she's wearing a thick padded bra that makes it look like she's had a boob job, even though she has had one, to make us question why she would wear on if she had?
*brain 'splodes*
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 2:43pm.
Submitted by ponchiks on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 2:28pm.
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I had my first kiss when I was 25, and I just turned 26, aaaand I still have the V card. Late bloomers UNITE!
Never been kissed senario here. 25 and hymen intact yo. We late bloomers should all just have a huge orgy and get it over with. On the other hand my parents actually love me and people want their daughters to be like me. Keep fucking that iguana Courtney!
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"I'm so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina and her unbelievably stupid name! Fuck Sookie!" - Vampire Badass Pamela Swynford De Beaufort.
This woman is like a pageant mom on steroids. Nasty!
Is it me or does it look like her dick tuck slipped out in the picture on the right?
(yeah I know I'm just jelluz :eye roll:)
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
When I first saw The Green Mile, I had a feeling her husband, Doug whatever, was cast in his part because he really was like that in real life - a skeeze. I still get that feeling, especially after seeing the skeeze he married.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Oh, what a twisted mind this mother has. It's just my daughter in a swimsuit, no problems here y'all!!! Yeah, she's under 18, sticking her breasts out, and her finger is in her mouth all provocative. Hell, even if someone on my friends' list (most who are over 21) were to post pictures like that, I'd still find them inappropriate no matter the age. Why can't she just put up pics of a dog or a baby or something as a fb pic? geez!
Submitted by lamadness on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 1:32pm.
Serious mammary bulk.
Soooo green with envy!
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Is that one of her tweets?
This is fucking disgusting, and just sad. Anybody with an opinion of how sickening we find this whole Stodden situation is immediately labeled as a hater, or jealous.
Well, no. I'm thankful I don't look like her. What I find disgusting is media whores. Teens these days are learning that ANY attention is good attention, negative or positive. This girl is the poster child for negative attention.
There is something seriously wrong with someone who craves this much attention. It's just sad at this point. But hearing the shit her mother says, I'm not surprised. I'd like to smack her mother in the teeth for saying people are jealous of her. What a sick fuck.
And what's worse: on her Facebook page, people are saying "You're my inspiration, you're my idol...I wish I was you...etc..." Those are the people I really feel sorry for. They seem so obsessed with media whores and the "glitz and glam" of celebrity status. Not looking for ways we could possibly better this country and save ourselves from the massive amounts of shit all over it.
Courtney Stodden is no one to look up to. She's a pimple on Mother Earth's twat, and will shrivel away soon once people wakeup to her media whorism.
I hope I'm not reaching for high hopes, here.
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watch me rant: http://www.youtube.com/user/gineriella
I hate FB,it seems so stupid and full of other people's boring ass lives...people like this slut and her 45 year old face and fantastic plastic body...she is the reason I don't go on fake ass FB anymore...people I never liked insisting on being in my life...I am anti-social anyhow, so there really is no reason to participate...Cunty Studly is a useless whore...when is her 15 mins up...she needs to take the entire plastic Whoretrashian clan with her and exit stage left...like yesterday.
What the hell?
No one with a barb-wire arm tattoo was born after 1982. PERIOD.
Oh, I guess it's one of those cheesy ass 90's arm cuffs. The above still applies.
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Attention campers, lunch has been cancelled today, due to lack of hustle. Deal with it...
I finally closed my facebook account. Everybody keeps asking me why, like something awful really had to happen or OMG I MUST BE HIDING SOMETHING if I wanted to close it. Can't a person just want to move on with their damn life?!
I can't wait to see what this bitch looks like when she's "40."
How many bumpits is she using on the mess? I say at least 3
Consider me on Team Mom!! Fuckin' housewives... always ruining everything. Here is an unencumbered, young model willing to share her gift with the world and y'all wannna report it because she's underage and hotter than you ever were. Leave it to housewives, they never seem to run out of ways to annoy husbands and teenage girls. When she is getting blasted in a gang bang facial, you'll be home baking whoopie pies!! Then what?
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 12:54pm.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 12:47pm.
"I've never got my slut on, but as middle age approaches, I feel my inner whore screaming ever louder..."
Your online name kinda screams the opposite to me. With 40 being the new 30 you could still give it a go, though. Maybe our mutual inner slut can sing a duet!
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Could do, but I'm closer to 50. 50 is the new 30, Imma gonna say, and 40 the new 20.
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Migraneuse: Could do, too, except that my husband probably wouldn't like it if I got my inner slut on with anyone but him right now. However, he's resigned to letting me give it up to Clive Owen, Rufus Sewell, Gerard Butler, or my delicious avie up there, Mr. Higgins (the latter is 64 now but who the eff cares?)
I don't regret not sleeping with untalented boys with no skills, but I sort of did at the time. The few experiences I had with people I didn't care about were... meh.
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I think she's stunning. I'm in my office, looking out at a grey sky, but then I clicked on dlisted and wow, a Courtney Stodden post. Suddenly, the sky, and my life, looks brighter. I love her.
Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:30am.
did she get more implants. boobage looks ginormous.
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from the pic snowy posted, it looks like it.
The only time I would have been able to wear this amount of makeup would have been on halloween, and that outfit? never till my mothers dying day AND if I dared to wear it after that, she'd find a way down with my female ancestors all lined up with their ghostly chanklas.
same goes for my daughter...and let a 50 yr old man come to see her with 3 latino brothers and a latino dad. that man would go "missing".
this whole thing reeks of perversions I don't even want to know about.
*shudder*
She's not 17 and she's not a woman. She/he might be the best sex transplant on the planet though!
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I follow where my mind goes
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 2:43pm.
High five!
Submitted by ponchiks on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 2:28pm.
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I had my first kiss when I was 25, and I just turned 26, aaaand I still have the V card. Late bloomers UNITE!
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Angels say they can make you suffer.They give and take like a vicious lover .When all this loses meaning, You'll never want it back somehow"-Neverending White Lights (The Grace)
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 12:34pm.I had my first relationship when I was 21, and truth be told I only started it because I got sick and tired of people asking me if I was gay. Looking back, I was too boring for my own good.
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I didn't get my first kiss/ date until I was 25 and that was only because I met this fantastic person that just kinda swept me of my feet, as silly as it sounds.
OT. What mother is happy that her teenage daughter is stared at by old men? Seriously? And what father feels comfortable with taking his teenage daughters half naked photographs? And in my opinion a bikini is nothing more than a non-supportive bra and panties. It's not clothes.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 12:47pm.
Oh, girlfriend. I know how you feel.
I was like the only person in my high school or college years who wasn't screwing around...but I don't regret it now. That kind of sex is just the sloppy, drunken kind with frat boys who have no skills, and it's no reason to risk getting herpes.
Now that I'm an older and wiser skank the hormones are kicking in. Some of us are just late bloomers, that's all. And being older and wiser means you'll be better at telling the good sex partners from the losers.
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"Slut, you're not fooling anyone pretending like your knees actually know each other." -- Sinjin
I'm always, always the victim of jealous housewives clicking the report button!
*reports self for being YOUNG and SEXY!*
Oh Snowpiece,that picture! I wonder who's idea it was to include a rose in the picture? Why is it that some people think adding a rose will instantly turn something all white trashy into the epitome of class and elegance?
And call me crazy, but I'm starting to think her tits are real. If they were fake (and if she was really 17), she wouldn't need to wear those stupid bras with the clear straps under all her strapless tops. At that supposed age, and if those things are fake, she should be able to get away with a strapless bra or even go braless.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 2:20pm.
It's not PEDOPHILIA WHEN SHE'S REALLY 35!
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It's not PEDOPHILIA WHEN SHE'S REALLY 35!
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Angels say they can make you suffer.They give and take like a vicious lover .When all this loses meaning, You'll never want it back somehow"-Neverending White Lights (The Grace)
It's not PEDOPHILIA WHEN SHE'S REALLY 35!
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Angels say they can make you suffer.They give and take like a vicious lover .When all this loses meaning, You'll never want it back somehow"-Neverending White Lights (The Grace)
I can't get past the white face and orange body!
the thought of grandpa's shriveled aging penis tapping that ass and drooling on her kinda ruins the whole fantasy aspect...
Cut the head off
Grows back hard
I am the hydra
Now you'll see your star
Serious mammary bulk.
Soooo green with envy!
"The artist is also preparing to perform her tribute anthem, "We are America", in a live performance for the troops at Fort Lewis/McChord, WA ... in honor of their tireless service to our country ..."
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Please tell this is a joke. Haven't they been through enough?
What is with the clear bra straps? Either its strapless...or it isn't. Clear plastic bra straps are all manner of wrong. They look like what hold's my daughters' dolls in the packaging they come in.
What is with the clear bra straps? Either its strapless...or it isn't. Clear plastic bra straps are all manner of wrong. They look like what hold's my daughters' dolls in the packaging they come in.
What is with the clear bra straps? Either its strapless...or it isn't. Clear plastic bra straps are all manner of wrong. They look like what hold's my daughters' dolls in the packaging they come in.
From her site"
BIOGRAPHY¦
COURTNEY STODDEN
Courtney Stodden is a 17-year old recording artist, singer/songwriter, actress and model who currently resides in Ocean Shores, Washington, as well as Hollywood, California. At the age of 12, Courtney was signed with "John Casablanca Modeling Agency" and then with "ABC Model & Talent". At 15, she was entered in Donald Trump's Miss Universe Organization to become Miss Ocean Shores, WA USA, and to represent her city in the Miss Washington USA Pageant. Her platform was "Skin Cancer Awareness Amongst Teens." Mayor Dean Bunkers of Ocean Shores, awarded Courtney with a proclamation to the town for her city works.
Courtney writes, composes, and records all of her music and is currently putting together a 3-song CD demo entitled "Courtney" and featuring her original songs, "We are America", "Crazy", and "Car Candy". The artist is also preparing to perform her tribute anthem, "We are America", in a live performance for the troops at Fort Lewis/McChord, WA ... in honor of their tireless service to our country ...
For information on Courtney Stodden and to hear more of her music: WWW.MYSPACE.COM/COURTNEYSTODDEN and WWW.YOUTUBE.COM/COURTNEYSTODDEN. "
Recording artist, singer, actress, model? Holy shit...
Prostitution WHOR-AH!
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"I'm not crazy; I'm just a little unwell."
Submitted by Kelly Ann on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:56am.
Wait wait wait. This Krista Keller was "Krista Stodden" a few months back. All signs point to them being sisters or something. Total BS.
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I noticed that, too. They're all a bunch of shady famewhores.
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
If everyone would just disregard and ignore these fame whores and their antics, maybe they would go away!
But here I am are commenting on this and feeding the cycle.
"Sigh"
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 12:47pm.
"I've never got my slut on, but as middle age approaches, I feel my inner whore screaming ever louder..."
Your online name kinda screams the opposite to me. With 40 being the new 30 you could still give it a go, though. Maybe our mutual inner slut can sing a duet!
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Rusty, tu nous manque! Sois gentil et donne-nous de tes nouvelles!
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 12:17pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:17am.
"I mean, I think most of us were teenaged sluts back in the dayt, but we didn't dress or act like this."
*bends head in shame*
Not me, I've always been boring as hell. Feel free to share your most inappropriate stories, though.
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Me either. I can count the men I've been with on one hand. B-o-r-i-n-g. I've never got my slut on, but as middle age approaches, I feel my inner whore screaming ever louder...
Men and young girls like her page? People with no sense, more like. This entire family seems fucked up from the git-go. Can this manufactured insane teen strumpet just GO AWAY NOW and take her stupid-looking "husband" with her?
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If I wore make up like she does and dressed as she does my mom would have slapped the crap out of me, hollered to the holy ghost then sent me to live with relatives in Mexico - way out nowhere Mexico!
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 12:01pm.
Submitted by methadonemama on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 11:55am.
Where is Courtney's father?
he's the one taking the pictures, like this one, so NOT inappropriate:
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That is all kinds of skeevygrossnastyEWWWW!!!
This has got to be fake. IF this chick is really 17 and her parents are pimping her out like that, they should be in jail for kiddie porn or prostitution or something.
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Iris Chacon, ahi viene!
http://www.bestweekever.tv/2011-08-29/the-ultimate-courtney-stodden-gif-...
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 12:23pm.
This calls for an ESE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qHX493bB3U&feature=related
I had my first relationship when I was 21, and truth be told I only started it because I got sick and tired of people asking me if I was gay. Looking back, I was too boring for my own good.
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Rusty, tu nous manque! Sois gentil et donne-nous de tes nouvelles!
I would have pulled a shank if my seventeen year old brought home a fifty year old DATE let alone tried to marry him. jesus.
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But this IS my alt!
Ok ok say she IS 17/18. What supposedly CHRISTIAN parents allow their young daughter to dress slutty, act in a whorish manner, allow her to pose provacatively, sing concieted tunes (badly at that) and marry an old guy? The christians I know are uptight people and this girl isnt that at all. Where did she learn to speak, I mean her twits are suggestive. Why isnt there a shitstorm if hate going toward her mom and why arent they being torn apart in the press? They raised this underaged skank and foisted her on us.
Sorry - I'ts not all her fault she's a tart but momma and pappa are to blame.