Afternoon Crumbs
The Shame (working title: A Thousand Michael Fassbender Sex Scenes in 120 Minutes) trailer is here - Lainey Gossip
If you smushed RiRi and Katie Price together - Hollywood Tuna
Kirstie Alley is trying to prove that you're never too old to beard - Celebitchy
Oh, that moving truck is just driving Demi Moore's bathroom photo shoot bikinis into storage for the winter - The Superficial
Celebrity Apprentice is scraping the bottom of the beaver's ass on Donald Trump's head with next season's cast (George Takei, Debbie Gibson and Cheryl Tiegs not included in that statement) - Towleroad
Throw some purple wings on Hayden Pantywhatever and she could be a Fairywinkle - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
First Ashton in Two and a Half Men and now Fred Durst in his own sitcom? The C in CBS officially stands for cuntbag - The Daily What
Katie Holmes as Slutty Pumpkin looks more like Katie Holmes as Annoying Ass Squash - The Berry
There's always a lady crossing her arms in the background with a THIS TRICK look on her face - Popsugar
Nicki Minaj on the cover of W Magazine's art issue - Just Jared
A highly-educational video on beautifying your eyebrow situation - The Hairpin
And thus the Gerard Buterling of Tom Hardy begins with shitty looking romantic comedy - ICYDK
Eva Longoria can hold a cup of coffee and open a car door at the same time - Popoholic
SHUT IT DOWN. Justin Bieber is multiplying! - Videogum
Wonky McValtrex gets a star.....on Poland's walk of whores....in some mall - Celebslam
Charlie's Angels are in cancellation hell now - SOW
Kitten fight club - Cityrag
Rick Ross had a seizure today - Necole Bitchie
Lindsay Lohan's court-ordered therapy sessions are going well too - I'm Not Obsessed
Brangie's Malibu mansion looks like some mess from The Sims - Hollywood Rag
Kirstie should go after Seth Green instead. Both guys look the same and it will be an easier catch!! Okay, Okay I know... Seth is married....
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Eden Lake was a good film. Fassbender is always in good things and is solid, but I don't find him extraordinarily hot, nor the best actor to have ever acted for some reason.
Might be because I've been seeing stuff he has been in for years and now it feels like THEY are telling me he's much more than this and that.
Legion is also another decent movie he was in. He's good, no doubt, but there's something too media manufactured about him lately. He'll likely deliver it though and their move will pay off.
Shame seems alright. I'm more interested in A Dangerous Method. Kiera and Vigo <3
"My avatar is absolutely hot and I'll definitely give "shame" a go, with some girlfriends it should make for a great night out :)
PS Check him out in "Eden Lake""
I kid you not, I thought your avatar was Stephen Moyer this entire time. Huh. Good to know. *shrugs*
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).
My avatar is absolutely hot and I'll definitely give "shame" a go, with some girlfriends it should make for a great night out :)
PS Check him out in "Eden Lake"
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Auri sacra fames
"Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 3:04pm.
Why does everyone think Michael Assbender is hot? He is borderline fug if you want my honest opinion.
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YES!! Exactly. But I expect nothing less seeing as we share a brain. Or at least, a taste in men and gossip brain :)
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).
I, too, love "Parks and Receation." Poehler is genius with that hapless, lovable character. Hard to have a favourite, too. Remember the episodes when Ron and his ex-wife (played by real wife Megan Mullally) would go at it, verbally and sexually?
Manimal, I LOVE Parks and Recreation. I can't even pick a favorite character because they are all CLASSIC.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
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-Fleetwood Mac
Submitted by Ms.Fit on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 5:10pm.
LOL @ Seat filler.
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Thank you Bubbles dahling :D
Why does Nicki Minaj always look like she accidentally sat on an electrified dildo? What's with the weird bug eyed expression in every effing picture?
Not Charlie's Angels! I don't really watch that much TV but really the only show I care about is House. Oh and the Office...OK maybe Parks and Recreation...
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Love my way, it's a new road
I follow where my mind goes
Love Demi Moore, HATE Penis Hilton.
Submitted by cocoebert on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 5:48pm.
NOOO!! Don't say that! Don't crush my dreams! :)
They are one dimentional, over exposed, and the vagaries of the viewing audience suggest that at some point the world will just be bored of them.
*goes back to happy place*
Moody Blues
Submitted by becky n sydney on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 5:27pm.
I love all posts that highlight Paris Hilton's downward spiral. I like to believe that I will reading identical stories on the Kardashians in the not too distant future.
*fingers crossed*
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I think that's not likely to happen, unfortunately, because though they're despicable, they're smart. They know how to work the PR angle of anything and they're not hot messes like Lohan or Hilton, falling out of clubs at 4am, in drug spirals, etc. I think they're more controlled than that. My hope is that overexposure finally brings them down.
What I don't get is who actually watches their show. Everyone seems to hate them...
First Ashton in Two and a Half Men and now Fred Durst in his own sitcom? The C in CBS officially stands for cuntbag - The Daily What
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OMG, MK. This comment made me laugh my ass off, especially since I thought it was "Fred Savage" instead of Fred Durst. I wondered what the hell you knew about him that we didn't.
I love all posts that highlight Paris Hilton's downward spiral. I like to believe that I will reading identical stories on the Kardashians in the not too distant future.
*fingers crossed*
Moody Blues
Am I the only one who is sick of Ryan Gosling, Carie Mulligan and or Michael Fassbender being in every fucking movie that is coming out?
LOL @ Seat filler.
Kirstie Alley is trying to prove that you're never too old to beard - Celebitchy
In my SATC Samantha voice, "No one wants to fuck grandma's pussy!"
I may have to watch Celebrity Apprentice to see Teresa from RHONJ. You know she's gonna go off on some bitches!
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"I'm not crazy; I'm just a little unwell."
also, I know I am nagging here, but these AA ads to the side are really getting on my last nerve. I am as perverse as the next guy, but why do I have to see an 11 year old with denim uncomfortably between her labia and in a skanky sheer bodysuit? Fucking gross.
OMG, That Cat!!! so funny.
Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 3:53pm.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 3:31pm.
Submitted by Aerialgreen on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 3:30pm.
Michael Fassbender is Magneto!
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*stares blankly*
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Magneto in this past summer's X-Men movie (the one co-starring January Jones and Zoe Kravitz). I think it was called "X-Men: First Class."
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*blinks twice*
I want to watch that movie "Shame". Ahh, how I miss actually going to a movie theater during Christmastime and buying popcorn and soda and the whole thing. Got a kid now so it's not so easy. Well, thank goodness for Netflix.
Submitted by Hotmami on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 3:59pm.
COSIGN on Fassbender/Rochester. Fucking SWOON.
Absolutely loved Jane Eyre.
Yeah right?
Didn't think -after seeing several versions and reading the book- that they'd come up with something as good.
I was beyond taken by that movie.
Mia -whateverherlastnameis ending with skaia-
was also very good I thought.
oh, and that still picture of the clip in Carey Mulligan above. Before actually hitting PLAY ...
I was like, "WTF! YOU. IN FRONT!! SIT. DOWN!!!"
LOL like it was a bootleg theater home movie or something...I'm an idiot.
I realize from the clip now, that it's a microphone.
COSIGN on Fassbender/Rochester. Fucking SWOON.
Absolutely loved Jane Eyre.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
I'm actually excited that Arsenio Hall is on Celebrity Apprentice. I loved his late night show! I wonder if he can get Trump's toupee to bark like the dog pound.
a "seat filler"
ROTFL
Back seat or front seat?
ba-dump-dump!
Submitted by Crying Game on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 3:51pm.
Speaking of Kirsty Alley and 'Beards'...
What is the male version of a 'beard' married to a lesbian?
A 'goatee'? A 'pelt'? A 'merkin gerkin'?
Please help me with this.
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a "seat filler"
ritzyroxie on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 3:45pm.
I just watched the entire heart2heart video. Twice.
*kills self*
101010101010101010101010
Really? Over THAT?
*shoots a tranquilizer gun into your thigh and molests you*
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 3:31pm.
Submitted by Aerialgreen on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 3:30pm.
Michael Fassbender is Magneto!
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*stares blankly*
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Magneto in this past summer's X-Men movie (the one co-starring January Jones and Zoe Kravitz). I think it was called "X-Men: First Class."
Speaking of Kirsty Alley and 'Beards'...
What is the male version of a 'beard' married to a lesbian?
A 'goatee'? A 'pelt'? A 'merkin gerkin'?
Please help me with this.
Michael F. needs to put on some weight, then he's a bit more attractive. Skinny, he's just a little creepy looking.
But .. his voice alone .. that's a deal-MAKER for me. I'll let some fug pass if the voice has the goods. And his does.
His Mr. Rochester, was the hottest thing ever.
[Never mind the fact that it wasn't true to the book. Rochester was not even remotely handsome!! I pictured a somewhat taller + youngish-Dan-Hedaya-type. (Carla's ex-husband from Cheers, for those old enough to remember).
I just watched the entire heart2heart video. Twice.
*kills self*
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A beauty that makes abuelitas pray for our sinful souls is my kind of beauty. -MK 9/12/11
YAAAAAAASS! -Sage Khia
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 3:17pm.
Will somebody please tell who in the world is Michael Fassbender ?!
He's an amazing German & Irish actor.
See the movies Inglorious Basterds, or Hunger.
He was also great in the latest version of Jane Eyre.
that guy can really play anything.
Poor, poor Demi. What WAS she thinking when she married that fugly young man. Now he has humiliated her. I'm starting to believe that true love cannot exist between a man and a woman. ** sad face **
Submitted by Aerialgreen on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 3:30pm.
Michael Fassbender is Magneto!
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*stares blankly*
Finally, the world of joggers who like the fuck is being explored.
Michael Fassbender is Magneto!
I swear to god if that link says Justin Bieber knocked someone up I'm just going to jump out of my office window now.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Will somebody please tell who in the world is Michael Fassbender ?!
I saw this movie, and it sucked. Acting was great, but nothing happened. And you only saw Assbender full frontal once. The shame.
That said, he is PACKING.
Why does everyone think Michael Assbender is hot? He is borderline fug if you want my honest opinion.