Johnny Depp At The Rum Diary Premiere

It's not often that Johnny Derp shows up to the premiere of a movie that wasn't farted out from the mind of Tim Burton, so he celebrated this rare and special occasion by wearing the same suit he always wears to every event and then he brushed his middle part mop with one of those fish bone combs from Heathcliff like he always does! The world is changing, but one thing that will never change is that somewhere at any point in time is Johnny Depp looking like a beach hobo who dressed up in a Boardwalk Empire costume to play the nutshell game with tourists in Atlantic City for gin money. Or like my Salvadoran uncle leaving a Chess King circa 1987.

Here's more of Johnny, Aaron Eckhart and Blake Johanasson (born name: Amber Heard) at the L.A. premiere of The Rum Diary last night. Since my brain hasn't evolved past the age of 11, I like to call it The Rum Diarrhea (that should be a drink!).

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Submitted by Niko on Sat, 10/15/2011 - 4:20am.

@ Mickey Holland, @ tropical island

God you seem bitter, the man has worked for everything he owns, and yes compared to the famewhores of H'wood does lead a normal life, and doesn't shove his kids into every camera around. Get a grip.

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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Sat, 10/15/2011 - 2:00am.

Johnny is a very strange homosexual who wears a wig, has had at least one facelift, and may also be fucking fish!

Submitted by deucenoir on Sat, 10/15/2011 - 12:07am.

sure, johnny looks incredibly smelly but I can't hate on him. the man played ed wood, for jezebel's sake. and while his recent roles are the equivalent of dressing up for halloween, I think he does have some talent.

& I totally would hit it.

that chick! thought she was scarlett johanssen...whatever, starlet types all look the same.

Submitted by MickeyHolland on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 9:43pm.

Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 3:34pm.

"Why is everybody hating on Johnny Depp?"

I hated on him before it became a trend. His contrived quirkyness annoys me to no end. That, and the fact that he's a hypocrite. In interviews he always talks about how he moved to France to lead a "normal" family life and then he goes and buys himself a tropical island to jet to a couple of times a year. When exactly did this become normal?

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Submitted by mharker on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 5:47pm.

Submitted by rotten_egg on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 6:25pm.
-"Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 3:34pm.
Man, you sluts are harsh.

Why is everybody hating on Johnny Depp?"

I don't know, seems like it's the "it" thing to do now, always using his "rape" comment and that Tourist movie as the sole argument. It's not a productive day if people don't throw those two battered rotten tomatoes at him.
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I don't think anyone mentioned The Tourist. But I think the rape comment just made people question his appeal. I don't despise the guy, but I'm glad I'm not the only one who doesn't worship him.

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Submitted by rotten_egg on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 4:55pm.

-"Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 3:34pm.
Man, you sluts are harsh.

Why is everybody hating on Johnny Depp?"

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Submitted by becky n sydney on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 3:28pm.

JD spends forever manscaping the facial hair, then fails to run a comb over his head. So effected - the pretentious hipster douche.
I still would.

Moody Blues

Submitted by Daniee on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 3:19pm.

..and full of wine as usual, Johnny. *hiccup*

Submitted by Hysteria on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 3:04pm.

I know JD is beloved by many hos. But the bitch needs a serious bath, a haircut and some new teefs.

That said, it's nice to see him without a white-painted face. I'm interested to rediscover what a good actor he's reported to be.
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Submitted by Niko on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 2:26pm.

@Migraneuse

Don't hate him at all. But his career choices lately have been very poor and predictable. I'd love to see the man taking a risk as in playing in the next Michael Haneke movie. As opposed to kiddie's Burton movies or downright crap as the Tourist.

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 2:04pm.

Man, you sluts are harsh.

Why is everybody hating on Johnny Depp?

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Submitted by pixxxie on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 1:22pm.

depp looks like he smells so damn bad.. i cant even imagine being near him.

Submitted by Niko on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 12:55pm.

I'd never thought I'd say this but there is a bloke that's hotter than Johnny, and this is Mister Aaron Eckhart. I had a crush on him ever since "Erin Brockovich" and when he turned out so "louche" in Thank your for smoking I sort of padded myself on the err... shoulder. Smoking hot indeed.

No offence, Johnny. But hearing you're teaming up AGAIN with Tim "Past it" Burton (who was once the greatest but these times are gone) just makes me yawn big time. Eventhough I do understand that after The Tourist you needed a shoulder to cry on, I give you that.

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Submitted by Cara on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 12:21pm.

Amber Heard is sexy.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 12:16pm.

Aaron Eckhart can do no wrong. Hilarious and hot.

J.Depp is overdone...I've had enough of him.

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Submitted by illuminaupolis on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:48am.

Depp needs to go away for 5 or more years. He's got enough money to last 10 lifetimes. And sorry, the guy was never "cool". 21 jump street hee hee hee.

Submitted by celialove on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:21am.

Poor Johnny....how can he endure getting 'raped' by all the cameras at his premiere?

Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:21am.

I would so hit Aaron Eckart. Those hands (face isn't too bad either).

Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:20am.

Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:49am.
Raul ain't turning termite for any dude, well maybe Elvis in his prime but since he's dirt nappin' it ain't happin'!

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Please. We've seen those pictures of you and Nipsy Russell. Dean Martin told me that you guys were known as Salt and Pepper II.

Submitted by fredfred on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:12am.

i'm telling yous, they even open their moufs the same:

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Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:04am.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:22am.
Yes, Johnny Depp definitely is fighting the hot. I still would though just for bragging rights.

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Strumpet.

Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 10:59am.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 12:23pm.

I don't know what that's about.

My brother is 100% gay, and uninterested in female bodies.

but yeah, there are a lot of gay dudes who love the titties. Maybe some kind of mother fixation?

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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 10:53am.

Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 12:14pm.
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You know, that raises a question.

I've noticed that pretty much every gay man I have encountered is obsessed with boobies.

I don't get it.

Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 10:47am.

Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:54am.

Migraineuse, it's different with everybody. Some people are downright bad at it, and some are gold medalists!

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"And all my friends just might ask me:
They say, Migraineuse, maybe someday you'll find true love.
I say, Maybe..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZDINxSGue0

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"Slut, you're not fooling anyone pretending like your knees actually know each other." -- Sinjin

Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 10:45am.

Johnny obviously spends more time on his clothes that he does on his hair. A run of the comb wouldn't have hurt.

Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 10:44am.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:56am.

I'm hetro, I like dick and since I have my own pair of boobs, no need to play with anyone elses.

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*sniff*

Methinks two pairs are better than one. Though I understand the still liking dick part. MK and I both like the dick but are obsessed with boobies; maybe that's why we get along so well.

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"Slut, you're not fooling anyone pretending like your knees actually know each other." -- Sinjin

Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 10:43am.

lol Raul♥, actually I think it's just my taste in the life support that sucks. ;p

*roars with laughter and fishy and dog's convo*

ita with jacko GG, NOT! RIGHT!!

OT *lick, lick*

Submitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 10:39am.

Submitted by Dog on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:58am.
Not to be a pisser, but does anyone find the idea of a woman whose screen name is "Fishy" talking about cunnilingus, well, ew?
*side-eyes Fishy*
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Hey! I didn't bring it up *imagines Dog getting it Doggystyle*

Submitted by justincase on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 10:37am.

The sartorial eccentricities on this man, as he ages, are unflattering. Male mutton dressed as lamb.

Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 10:34am.

Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:51am.
Raulio lmao @ "turning termite"!! Sadly, I'm straight as well. Love the peen, it's the attachment that pisses me off lol.

Sorry you're displeased with the peen's life support system.

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 10:34am.

Dog

I find it appropriate! (spelling? don't care)

Have a good rest of the day.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 10:32am.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:58am.
What's worse ( in my opinion ) is when its not even offered during sexy times!
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Submitted by Crying Game on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 10:31am.

OMG

Going down on a woman is quite pleasurable as long as she is clean down there. I say, if you want 'head' (man OR woman) clean that shit up first. A platter full of stanky genitalia is NOT going to garner you much poon-tang or scrot fondling and frenulum lickin'. And, don't even get me started on smegma.

Yes, women give it better because we are patient with each other. Guys are used to just a rubba-dub-dub and jacking the nub off which, sure, busts your nut faster but really isn't nearly as pleasure enhancing as a long, leisurely oral and digital fantasagasm.

Johnny Balls Deeeeep

Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 10:30am.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:56am.
Damn your dance card sure filled up in a hurry.

http://youtu.be/i9WOdnR-Nfs

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Submitted by methadonemama on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 10:30am.

That broad's dress would be perfect for my Jessica Rabbit costume.

I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.

" I deserve to be blown first"-- Mel Gibson

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 10:28am.

Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:54am.

TRUTH.

Now I have to leave this thread or I am going to be on the 5 o'clock news for dry humping a poor unsuspecting subway rider.

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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 10:28am.

Not to be a pisser, but does anyone find the idea of a woman whose screen name is "Fishy" talking about cunnilingus, well, ew?

*side-eyes Fishy*

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 10:28am.

Yeah it's sad when you're looking for a good tounge lashing and it turns out lame. What's worse ( in my opinion ) is when its not even offered during sexy times!

Submitted by Deb on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 10:27am.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:30am.

Very cool! I envy you for being so green and a good composter. I'll bet your gardens are lovely. We used to have a compost bin, but we just didn't have enough use for it with our tiny veggie garden and our other beds.
I don't make that much of a living at gardening and design, but I love it! Winter is coming, so it will soon be time to shift interest to indoor activities.

OT: To each his own, but LIKE the fact that Depp sticks with his "look". That says to me that he doesn't NEED to Gaga it. He is comfortable as himself.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 10:26am.

Fishy - In all honesty, I don't know if I could ever REALLY go gay.

I have never gone down on woman, but I have been pleasured by a woman (long ass fucking time ago).

But whetever. I'm hetro, I like dick and since I have my own pair of boobs, no need to play with anyone elses.

Submitted by Crying Game on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 10:24am.

I knew M.E. was NOT gay. Pfft. Amateurs.

Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 10:24am.

Migraineuse, it's different with everybody. Some people are downright bad at it, and some are gold medalists!

Submitted by Dog on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 10:22am.

Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:49am.
Raul ain't turning termite for any dude,

^^^^^^^^^^^

AHAHAHAHAHAH!

What????

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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 10:21am.

Sweetas, I iz readying mahself to leave mah workplace and venture home. It's Fryday and that's how I roll.

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Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 10:21am.

Raulio lmao @ "turning termite"!! Sadly, I'm straight as well. Love the peen, it's the attachment that pisses me off lol.

Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 10:19am.

Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 10/14/2011 - 11:42am.

Migraineuse, was it one of those "Damn, I could have had a V8" oral sessions. Those are the worst, and when the other person is trying so hard to please, it turns into a goddam marathon, lasting longer than "Shoah."

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Were you there and hiding behind the curtains? That was exactly what it was like.

All the other sex I had with that dude was great, but I just thought I didn't like oral. Now I'm worried about trying it with a chick, because I didn't like it with a dude and I don't want to put a female through all that just for a lackluster kind of result. But maybe it's different with girls.

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