Xtina's Got A Hongray Hongray Ass
Allow Snookitina to show you hos out there who don't know the dangers of wearing thin Spandex leggings as pants: sometimes it can make your crotch look like it should be galloping along the Sahara and it could also make your ass look like a whirlpool of doom that should have tiny pirate ships circling around it. If you put your ear to this picture, not only will Xtina's fart hole of destruction suck in your earwax, but you'll also hear the gurgling sounds of grown men screaming for their mommies (which probably sounds just like her sex noises). That is some "every pirate for himself" shit! Gagging your asshole with Spandex is not the look for everyone.
Xtina stuffed her giant orange ass pumpkins in black leggings yesterday and took her paid piece and her son to the only pumpkin patch in the world that celebrities go to. Bitch was probably just there to look for a pumpkin with the perfect shade of orange to show her in-home spray tanner the next time he asks her what color she wants.
I hope that before Xtina showed up, the owner of the pumpkin patch had a heart-to-heart with the dried corn husks and gently let them know that Xtina's weave is not their long lost baby even though it looks just like them.
But Kim Kardassian's ass is considered hot? Hmmmmm. Christina looks like an average woman. I say leave her alone. She looks happy.
Somewhere Britney is laughing her ass off.
Oh Xtina Xtina.. someone needs to lay off the potatoes and apparently Pumpkin Pie.
Wow, woman looks rough.
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Yes, Christina could lose some weight, but so could I!! Honestly, if she's ok with her weight gain, more power to her.
Love her chops, hate that show she's on, and I wish she'd come out with a strong album.
I keep wondering if she knows she's gained weight?? She feels so lost to me that she might not even know.
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Please fire your stylist, call up Jenny Craig and BEG them to become their new spokeskank. Lose the weight, return 20 pounds lighter, and then release a new single called...
'Slim to None'
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Yeah, GaGa has a nice ass.
ITA. Gaga has a great body. Her boobs, are not desirable nut she's got hips, and a great ass. Zomg! I would kill for her ass!
The poster formerly known as NIGHTOWL
I think Gaga has a great body. Christina is very bowlegged, so leggings were never a good idea. But now, she's just a mess.
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She looks like a fat scarecrow from behind (sorry if someone already noticed this, too lazy to scroll back).
Submitted by Toner on Sat, 10/15/2011 - 10:13pm.
I hope she doesn't, for her kid's sake. He doesn't deserve to suffer because of Mommy's daddy issues, drinking and skankery.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
She was always kinda shapeless and lacking in muscle definition (unlike Britney) so letting herself go isn't exactly helping the situation much.
Even Gaga looks better, but you know that bitch at least puts effort into things, unlike this lazy alcoholic.
I can see her slowly drift into Lindsay Lohan territory.
Christina's style hasn't caught up with her new figure. She still seems to want to dress like she did when she was thinner.
But no, she isn't fat... she is Hollywood "fat". With some more flattering clothes, she'd be fine.
Keep in mind also that she isn't touring and isn't doing much aside from working on an album. She has no need at the moment to be at her sexy-pop star weight. When her next album drops, watch how the weight will drop too.
Yehumn!
I loved X-tina on that singing show. Yeah, I know it wasn't original or anything and shit, I didn't even see how it ended, but she was nice to the cameras, though I've heard for years that's not the case face to face.
Divorce must suck for anybody. It seems Snookitina was has daddy issues too, so yeah, there's some pain there.
People do eat away pain and I hate snarking on the results of it, although, damn it, gurl, you could wear something more flattering, but your loss, the internetz's gain, cause the snarky posts will flow.
It's easier to be kind to her, divorces to weird shit to you. She looks unhappy.still an amazing talent.(unlike lohan)
Little Batboy is so freaking cute, I just want to give him a bear hug. I know some folks think he's ugly, but I think he's adorable. It must be lonely to hang out with your drunk mom and her paid piece. I've bitched over my own mom for this and that, but now I can say, Mom, thank you for NOT being a drunk ho and paying guys to keep you company. Thank you that only DAD was the drunk ass, and you stayed crazy with frustration but fucking sober. Cause if all the adults you're hanging out with are drunk messy whores, well I'm sure that's gotta suck.
Whoa, this is fucked.
I will never understand this wearing of leggings alone, but I suspect it's a weather thing.
Where I live, it's already 42F right now, so even leggings are like layering for me, under my scrubs, rofl.
Srsly though, it's too damn cold for me to ever consider leggings anything other than "under skirts/shorts" because: 1)my legs are too god damn thin, with no hair(which would be vom inducing anyway, but hairless= even less warmth) and 2) it's too fucking cold to just slap some leggings and a flannel shirt to go out.
Then again, if I had her adipose tissue and had replaced my blood with martinis and shit, maybe I could be brave enough to do it, but the world would hate me for sure.
Still, I <3 me some Snookitina posts! Dear God, that Stumbleupon link /dies
She needs to get back with Bratman. She obviously loves him, and she went totally off the deep end when she split with him. Considering that she looks like a drunk, miserable whale who never bathes....
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Sat, 10/15/2011 - 6:16pm.
Especially since the kid would distress regular jeans in about a week.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I bet her vagina stinks.
Pre-distressed jeans are fucking stupid. Pre-distressed jeans on a toddler are absolutely fucking ludicrous.
I find the stringy polyester weave more repulsive.
Moody Blues
Becky - word, that hair is sad-looking. I never understood why some women would rock ugly, rat-nest looking long hair instead of cute, healthy, shorter hair.
Submitted by My Own Evil Twin on Sat, 10/15/2011 - 3:59pm.
If you think Xtina in leggings is a fashion faux pas....
Check-out this crime of fashion.
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/8BJjol/sweeptight.com/2011/10/nude-legging...
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Good fucking god...what a horrorshow. Those should be ILLEGAL.
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
Big ass , big ass, big ass . Lose the spandex.
* moving along ......
If you insist on wearing those "pants", then at least wear a shirt that covers your ass. I don't care how hot you think you are, no one wants to see that. Trust.
She doesnt know how to dress for her body type now that she's bigger. I saw kelly osbourne on fashion police and she was calling xtina fat and laughing at her, bc apparently she used to call kelly fat all the time (this makes you just as bad as her now, dumbass.. so much for being the bigger person) and she's like "i was NEVER as big as she is!"...um, yeah you were, you were twice as big and you're twice as fug. Can't stand her now she ruins that show.
I don't think she's fat - at least, I can't really judge from this outfit. I do think, however, that she could benefit from a few squats and a better (aka more forgiving) wardrobe.
Submitted by IrishFury on Sat, 10/15/2011 - 3:47pm.
You can watch MP anytime on CBS classics. It is awesome looking at how bad the fashion was and remembering in first season when Michael was....nice.
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As for Xtina, I have refrained and refrained from commenting on her because I have a lot of her old shit to get me through my workouts (Fighter, Dirrty) but I cannot any longer. What the fuckity fuck is going on with her??? Jesus...her ass is HUGE! Benefits of being 4 foot 1? When you are tiny, you are tiny. Drawbacks? Dear, you cannot gain weight like this! I wish to God she would get back with Bratman, at least she was beautiful then. Even though, I am totally over her Dee Snider hair and red lips. That is just tragic.
-"Well, should we get more coffee or get two guns and shoot ourselves?"
Oh please. The camera adds 25 lbs when you're 5'2". She's at most a size 8. I am not going to insist that a celebrity live a miserable life being a size 0, just because it pleases me asthetically. I am curious about her money situation...she has been wearing the uglyist clothing....she must be in debt or so high she thinks she is another planet if she does't realize she doesn't look good.
Remember in the 90's when people said "hey, its the 90s right?"
Submitted by notreallyworking on Sat, 10/15/2011 - 3:48pm.
It's gonna be awfully hard at this point putting the Genie in the Bottle...
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Hee hee hee!! Pretty funny.
My Own Evil Twin on Sat, 10/15/2011 - 3:59pm.
NO WAYYYYYYYYYY!
Those are crotchless pantyhose with the feet cut off!
Ewwwwwwww
EWWWWWWWWWWWW
Hide yo lawn chairs, hide your public benches, hide yo Red Robin seating situation!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Extra mayo!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW
*holds out vomit bag for everyone*
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If you think Xtina in leggings is a fashion faux pas....
Check-out this crime of fashion.
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/8BJjol/sweeptight.com/2011/10/nude-legging...
She's a hideous, fat slob
IF, I got the DVDs from Netflix.
*reports self for being a goober*
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It's gonna be awfully hard at this point putting the Genie in the Bottle...
Cut the head off
Grows back hard
I am the hydra
Now you'll see your star
Dog, what channel are you watching Melrose Place? Swoon!
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I don't think those are even leggings. They're too shiny. They're like "opaque" tights or some shit.
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LEGGINGS AREN'T PANTS!!!
Please wear a shirt that is long enough to cover your ass.
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I've been watching the original Melrose Place which began in 1992. Leggings and granny dresses galore. Gak! Belted leotards and leg warmers for working out. Gaaaaaaaaak!
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And to think she was laughing when Britney went off the deep end. Now she's in almost the exact same position. What is with these Disney kids?
From here on out, NO ONE and I mean NO ONE is allowed to wear leggings of any sort anymore. They looked like shit in the eighties, and today's versions are even more hideous. Now it looks like people are constantly going outside pantless. Nobody looks good in them, nobody! I don't care how thin your body/legs are. Just stop it! Just fucking stop it!
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
Submitted by unemployed_bum on Sat, 10/15/2011 - 3:14pm.
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I was so scared to do antidepressants. My ex was on a cocktail of them and gained 70 lbs. I did celexa for postpartum and actually lost weight because I was bouncing off the walls and had no appetite. But I do think Xtina's boozing is not helping at all. My weight would flucuate by 30 lbs depending on whether or not I was using dope. Everytime my dad would stop drinking, he would lose 20 lbs. in only a week. Addictive substances can fuck with your appetite and metabolism, plus alcohol has soooo many calories. In truth, I do hope she gets help. Depression is a bitch and so is alcoholism and I wouldn't wish either of those things on my worst enemy.
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I was lucky in that I didn't experience any other nasty side effects than weight gain, which sucks but is bearable in the long run, while on WB. I've heard horror stories from people that were on SSRIs like Prozac and Paxil. I've always liked Xtina and she has a killer voice (when she doesn't throw it around too much, diva-style). I hope she is getting help too. For starters, she could lose her enabler/hanger-on boyfriend...
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Submitted by Andrei on Sat, 10/15/2011 - 2:20pm.
Hey, Dog, when's our date? ;)
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Hey, girlcrush!
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sat, 10/15/2011 - 3:03pm.
@unemployed_bum - I'm short too (5'1") and I do the legging/skirt thing too. I don't wear flats with them, though...they make my legs look chunky. I always go with boots or kitten heels w/ the leggings.
I'm guessing Xtina's weight gain is due to a mixture of antidepressants and too much boozery. I gained a LOT of weight while on Wellbutrin (got rid of the depression part pretty nicely, though!). That divorce roughed her up good.
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I was so scared to do antidepressants. My ex was on a cocktail of them and gained 70 lbs. I did celexa for postpartum and actually lost weight because I was bouncing off the walls and had no appetite. But I do think Xtina's boozing is not helping at all. My weight would flucuate by 30 lbs depending on whether or not I was using dope. Everytime my dad would stop drinking, he would lose 20 lbs. in only a week. Addictive substances can fuck with your appetite and metabolism, plus alcohol has soooo many calories. In truth, I do hope she gets help. Depression is a bitch and so is alcoholism and I wouldn't wish either of those things on my worst enemy.
EWWWwwwwwwwww... looks like she is not wearing underwear under those trashy lookin leggins (her ass crack is clearly visible in the picture where she is bending down, that's probably one of the reasons why her arse is sucking in those tights)...really gross and unhygienic!
I think Christina knows exactly how she looks. She's been obsessed with her looks her whole life and I think this is partly a "fuck you" to the world, partly due to over eating and drinking and partly done to get ready for her massive comeback and her "Christina Fights Back!" cover on Rolling Stone and "How Love and Music Got Me Slim Again" title on US Weekly.
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i know she's an adult but damn.. doesnt anyone care enough about this girl to lock her up and get her some help of some sort.. this is just too sad to watch.. watching someone spiral downwards.. we all know where this is headed .
She has more money than all of us - so she doesn't care! I wouldn't!