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She should be ashamed of all the garbage jewelry and all the cancer causing vitamins she hawked to the vulnerable out there. Suzanne is a greedy snake who got aged prematurely and terribly. Ironic, seeing as she knows EVERYTHING. Did you see her neck? Gross. She is repulsive.

chrissy has quite a beer gut there. HB to John Mayer--hope the throat thing is getting better.

Submitted by Webberbear on Sun, 10/16/2011 - 5:51pm.

This is very sad to me. I think for an actress where her value to society was solely based on her looks and sexiness this has to be an inevitable conclusion. The fountain of youth can only be found in plastic surgery for so long before even it becomes useless.

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Love my way, it's a new road
I follow where my mind goes

In case anyone has not seen Suzanne Somers recently:

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/suzanne-so...

Yikes!

P.S. I think her husband Alan (together for 43 years), had a Svengali-like influence on all of Suzanne's business decisions, good and bad:

http://www.inc.com/magazine/20060301/qa-somers.html

That pic is giving me the funniest flashbacks. At 6 years old I was the shit with my shiny metallic pink and blue jacket, matching jogging short-shorts, roller skates, Joan Jett hairdo. And in a pedo-Abercrombie-type clothing twist - a coordinating triangle bikini top came with the shorts & jacket set.

Hey Suzanne if you know so damn much why did you neck look like a shar pei's at a young age? Why are YOU such a mess?

HB to Flea!

HBD musical birthdays to Bobby Ace and Flea!

That is some scary seventies shit. Imma having polyester flash-backs to the tune of the Three's Company theme.

As body-conscience as Suzanne Somers has always been, I'm actually a little shocked that she didn't suck her gut in, in that photo.

Chrissy Snow was more sensible than Suzanne Sommers will ever be.

Yeah, Suzanne Somers makes 65 look great (hell, I hope my 45 looks half that good!) but the woman has been playing hormone roulette for some time now and I can't help but wonder what kind of effect that will ultimately have on her life?

~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~

Whoever did the make-up on Three's Company was either blind or drunk (or blind drunk). They consistently managed to make all the girls look like clowns -- especially Suzanne Somers.

HB Flea and ANgela Lansbury.

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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.

Kellie Martin was awesome on "ER". This is actually one of my favorite scenes from the show...

warning- a little spooky!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxAeWHTC_FQ&feature=related

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"I am not to be made an example of anymore. I am working hard and fulfilling my obligations every single day, to the court as well as myself."
-Lindsay Lohan

She looks like the kind of broad that would be great in bed 2-3 times to get what she wants and then suck for eternity.

Cut the head off
Grows back hard
I am the hydra
Now you'll see your star

Suzanne Sommers is an empire. I read one of her books and it was filled with additional stuff to order with all kinds of cute names like "SommerSweet" This woman is megarich. Obviously some brains behind it all.

Whenever I see Suzanne Somers now I think: vaginal hormone injections.

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Rusty, tu nous manque! Sois gentil et donne-nous de tes nouvelles!

whenever I watch "Three's Company" re-runs, I am stunned out how she pretty she was. She looked great for many years, now she fucked up her face.

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"I am not to be made an example of anymore. I am working hard and fulfilling my obligations every single day, to the court as well as myself."
-Lindsay Lohan

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 10/16/2011 - 10:15am.
HB, Tim Robbins. Is Suzanne Somers really that rich???

Those rollerskates are all kinds of awesome. Used to have a pair like that, white and red leather. I used to be pretty good at it, doing some tricks, like jumps, going backwards, twirl around real fast.
Almost got a pair at a yardsale the other week, i should have bought `em. Could have been reliving my youth and busting my ass all for a mere 5 Dollars..
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I used to have blue skates with Pacman on them. Sigh... then they brought out rollerblades. They just weren't as fun.

HB to Suzanne Somers who has aged so gracefully and without any procedures..

Submitted by agirl on Sun, 10/16/2011 - 8:52am.
I wonder if shiny panty hose under high-waisted fupa-hugging short shorts will ever come back.

I'm sure American Apparel is working on it.

HB, Tim Robbins. Is Suzanne Somers really that rich???

Those rollerskates are all kinds of awesome. Used to have a pair like that, white and red leather. I used to be pretty good at it, doing some tricks, like jumps, going backwards, twirl around real fast.
Almost got a pair at a yardsale the other week, i should have bought `em. Could have been reliving my youth and busting my ass all for a mere 5 Dollars..
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11

Happy B-day Flea, Tim Robbins, and Bob Weir!

I haven't seen her in years, but Kellie Martin used to be super cute (not to be confused with hot).

HB to Angela Lansbury (my friends make fun because I have 7 seasons of Murder, She Wrote on DVD), Flea, Tim Robbins, and John Mayer (he may be a douche but he can play guitar. Continuum and JM Trio is on point)

Submitted by agirl on Sun, 10/16/2011 - 8:52am.
Suzanne Somers is 65? Dang.

I wonder if shiny panty hose under high-waisted fupa-hugging short shorts will ever come back.
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LOL! They will come back at the same time as full crotch bushes and cheeks painted to match MacIntosh apples do.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Bob Weir. I always thought he was a gorgeous man. Still looks damn good. Happy Birthday, Sugar Magnolia. (Yes, I know, Sugar Magnolia was actually his old lady...)

My personal theory is that Mrs.Fletcher committed quite a few of the murders she solved. Happy Birthday Angela Lansbury!

HB to Tim Robbins! Fantastic in "Shawshank redemption" and "Bull Durham".

Happy Birthday to Bob Weir, Flea, and Angela Lansbury.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Ironic that our know it all expert on everything has aged in dog years. Bethenny Frankel is the new Suzanne. Ignorant and greedy.

Suzanne Somers is 65? Dang.

I wonder if shiny panty hose under high-waisted fupa-hugging short shorts will ever come back.

I had the worst crush on Shaun Cassidy.

*hides*

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"Slut, you're not fooling anyone pretending like your knees actually know each other." -- Sinjin

I had skates like that too! Mine were adorned with poofy pom pom balls that coordinated with my satin jacket!

Oh the seventies.....

I never could skate for shit, but I did have a blue satin jacket...

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Submitted by Supertramp on Sun, 10/16/2011 - 7:52am.

"I used to have roller skates like that!

*hiding under blanket*"

Don't feel bad. I had the entire ensemble circa 1980. I had my hair feathered though (rather than in ponytails). I was one HAWT 5-year old! And I was in love with both Leif Garrett and 'Jack Tripper'!

*(sings) Three's Company too da dum da dum dum!*

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"When I come up, I rush, I rush for you..."

I never learned how to rollerskate or ice skate. Lord knows I tried. I just never could do it. My sister had a yellow satin jacket with "Roller Disco" embroidered on it.

So, Suzanne Somers was in her thirties when Three's Company was on, I guess? Lookin' good back then, honey [*hikes up Spanx to conceal baby tummy*].

Sarah Smile

Kathy Griffin always says Suzanne Somers is filthy rich from those infomercials, has her own private jet, etc. I wonder if Joyce DeWitt is jealous...

The perfect song to rollerskate by.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE7-tWEEejU&feature=player_detailpage

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"Slut, you're not fooling anyone pretending like your knees actually know each other." -- Sinjin

Word, Christine.

I also had skates like that. I always wanted a satin jacket but never got one.

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"Slut, you're not fooling anyone pretending like your knees actually know each other." -- Sinjin

MK Brenda Walsh got married again this weekend, I am sure you'll have a post dedicated to that. I don't think Kelly Taylor was invited ;)

Party in Cabot Cove!! Meet y'all there. Don't forget to bring a dead body!

I used to have roller skates like that!

*hiding under blanket*

HB to everyone but John mayer, insufferable douche.

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But this IS my alt!

Happy BD Angela Lansbury! Delightfully despicable in Gaslight, Machievellian in Manchurian Candidate, and over-the-top camp and hilariously bitchy in Something for Everyone (also featuring my avie, Anthony Higgins, as her son). I highly recommend seeing this dark, bitchy, gorgeously filmed movie, even if you can only get it on VHS.

And to Suzanne Somers: Work that Thigh Master, grrrrl!

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Happy happy to a trio of hot hookers: Suzanne Somers, Kellie Martin and Angela Lansbury.