These Two Again....
About this time last month, the BlackBerries of two publicists air kissed at each other and created a beautiful union between JLo and Bradley Cooper. Just as you started picturing Bradley Cooper wearing JLo's cherpumple ass as a beard, their publicists said that their dinner date in NYC was strictly professional. I took that to mean that B. Coop was not impressed with JLo's third-tier amateur beard resume and burned it on the flame of the dinner candle as he winked at the hot waiter to put another dollop of whipped cream on his chocolate tart. That was the end of the Coo-Lo. BUT WAIT! Just like menstrual cramps and your stomach, JLo and B. Coop are back together a month later. That sound you hear that sounds just like an opera-singing harlequin clown bawling into the night wind is Victor Garber screaming out a low-octave: NOOOOOOO!
People has a picture of B. Coop and JLo driving in a car together yesterday afternoon in L.A. and she's covering her face with her hands as if she's screaming, "OHMAHGAH I CAN'T BELIEVE THE PAPARAZZO THAT I TIPPED OFF IS ACTUALLY TAKING PICTURES OF ME OHMAHGAH WHERE'S MY PRIVACY DID MY ASS EAT IT AGAIN OHMAHGAH!" A source tells TMZ that B. Coop and JLo are just casually dating for right now and they're not even close to being serious. Translation: they're just in beard training mode.
Who keeps trying to make B. Coop and JLo happen? Who keeps trying to shove Coo-Lo down our throats as a for real couple? Yes, Coo-Lo is the greatest couple name to hit our eyes in a while, but they do not make sense at all. You know what does make sense? A pee hole in the middle of the mattress so I don't have to roll my lazy bones out of bed in the middle of the night to walk all the way to the bathroom. Why hasn't anybody invented this?!
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Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 8:14am.
You speak the truf, my friend, but I see Dlisted as a representative of the outside world. It's not like if I clicked away from here that I'd find myself in a less misogynist part of the internet. We're all swimming in misogyny, like mutant fish in a sea of toxic waste.
When I post here I do it mainly to relax. I don't have enough time or energy to confront all the anti-woman spew, but I can't help slipping a few pearls into the trough now and then. Some of the readers out there may stumble across something that causes them to think. Hey, it happened to me.
I'm fond of MK and he is a funny ho, but he does unfairly criticize womens' looks and I don't endorse that.
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 7:13am.
She took time out from dancing like slut on the hood of a Fiat to suck a dick? Good for hor. http://youtu.be/i9WOdnR-Nfs
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Raul, I get a kick out of "Jenny from the 'hood" riding her Fiat (Fiat -WTF?) through Brooklyn on her own. We all know that she wouldn't ever go back there unless it was for a car commercial or without at least a half dozen guards to keep the little people away from her highness.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Mira....zzzz...call me when one of them dies in a plane crash...
Submitted by Migraineuse on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 7:25am.
Truer words have never been written on this damn site, but it's actually casting pearls before swine since this site is also a big part of the problem. Look what's happening on this site. A gay blogger who's as misogynistic as can be because, well, he can. And even if he makes fun of men he always uses misgoynist slurs and stereotypes which don't harm the men's status at all but further perpetuates the notion that everything female is inferior and thus can be used as an insult. If he would have the guts to be an equal opportunity offender and also mock other races, ethnicities or religious beliefs, but he wouldn't dare and his hypocritical readers wouldn't approve since it's not politically correct and socially required. I'm just asking myself when he starts using the words (house)frau or fish like those womanhaters on datalounge.
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Can't JLO be ALONE for even a second? For as busy she is with twins and an AI career, along with commercials and movies ... does she really need an arm piece too?
She disgusts me. She's flopped from PDiddy to marrying Chris, divorcing Chris to get engaged to Ben (in less than 30 seconds) and then waiting an entire 30 days before ending it with him before she strutted down the aisle with Mark ... and now this?
some people hack on the women that take time in between a divorce and another relationship/marriage ... but no one says shit that Jlo has never been on a DICK hiatus.
"If you saw his Arctic serial killer eyes, lupine face and crocodile smile on the street, you'd hustle your ass to the nearest public place all while throwing shade over your shoulder so he couldn't get the drop on your turned back."
This is one of the funniest descriptions I've ever read on here.
"Who keeps trying to shove Coo-Lo down our throats..."
That made my day.
Submitted by TimC on Sun, 10/16/2011 - 11:42pm.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Sun, 10/16/2011 - 7:11pm.
Really? Is it men who insist that women waste all kinds of money, time and DRAMA on self-indulgent, narcissistic princess fantasies like proms and weddings.
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The patriarchy, of which you are a member, has a vested interest in both promoting marriage and keeping women down. Therefore I doubt that anything I say will be seriously considered by you, but I'm replying anyway for the benefit of others who might be reading this.
Like so many other "reality" shows, Bridezilla specials serve up damaged dysfunctional humanity on a platter so that viewers can hate them and feel superior.
Men love these shows because they can point at them as evidence of how stupid and crazy women supposedly are.
Some women love these shows, too, because they can compare themselves to the women shown and feel better about themselves. They can then say to men, "At least I'M not like that."
When any kind of entertainment portrays a certain group in a way which invites me to hate them, I find it useful to engage my critical thinking skills. The group I'm invited to hate almost never has any real power or influence in society. The power and influence is pretty much entirely in the hands of a small group of old, rich white men. I never see any shows probing into their lives and holding them up for collective ridicule, and I suspect I never will, for such men own and control the media. They distract us by deflecting our collective anger onto marginalized scapegoats. We deprive ourselves of our collective power by allowing ourselves to be turned against each other, instead of standing united against the elites who are keeping us all down.
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"Slut, you're not fooling anyone pretending like your knees actually know each other." -- Sinjin
She took time out from dancing like slut on the hood of a Fiat to suck a dick? Good for hor. http://youtu.be/i9WOdnR-Nfs
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hate 'em both beyond fucking words
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"Coo-Lo is the greatest couple name to hit our eyes in a while"
LoCo more like.. Bradley you is one loco mothafucka to even get involved with this bitch.
alls i know is jlo must be seriously broke to be shilling for kohl's, fiat, american idol and bearding...how much money does this ho need to maintain her ridiculous lifestyle?
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
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Send this old whore back to the ghetto...I hear an ugly baby crying, doesn't she have anything better to do with her last 10 minutes of american idol "fame" besides bearding?!? I guess being famous for a big ass doesn't work anymore thanks to the Kartrashian's...
Jello better have some breath fresh mints handy if she is going to stage kiss him.
B.Coop has strong cock breath.
But Jello is a ho, so she probably staged kiss B.Coop and said, "OMG is that John Travolta?"
and B.Coop "OMG how did you know?"
Laugh all around. end scene
Does this bitch ever take a breather inbetween men & marriages?
Bradley is a VERY hot-looking homosexual with 'gay-laugh'......is J-Ho a 'beard'?
Discuss!
I'll confess too. I like that song she made with LL COOL J. Her voice was terrible but it kind of suited the song since it started with the sound of an old song that was sped up to sound like a chipmunk. Ill let it play if it comes on....
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Sun, 10/16/2011 - 7:11pm.
There is enormous social and economic pressure on women to marry. Along with a lifetime of cultural brainwashing that reinforces the idea that a woman's wedding day is the most important thing EVAR.
Women who defy the wedding imperative are presumed to be pruney old maids or hairy lesbian feminists, and mocked and reviled for it.
Women who obey, only to find out that the fairy tale is a big fat disappointment, are mocked and reviled for it.
It is impossible to be a woman correctly. Especially on TV.
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Really? Is it men who insist that women waste all kinds of money, time and DRAMA on self-indulgent, narcissistic princess fantasies like proms and weddings. No, it's just women and their own self enforced obnoxiousness. Tell your sisters to effing grow up. There are worse things than being mocked as hairy lesbian or old maid by pedo-freaks like Rush Limbaugh. Such as being a woman with no self respect or self awareness acting like an unbearable 14 year old princess brat. Don't think they aren't reviled like hell by anybody that matters.
Who laughs like that? No, seriously, what in the world could JLo have said that was so funny? (besides maybe "I'm still Jenny from the block")
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I suppose they are a perfect fleeting match. She's desperate to be seen with handsome men, but it's too soon to be anything serious. No commitment worries.
I think he is really cute. Blue eyes and dark hair melt me everytime. I'd be his hag.
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The only reason I hope these two foolios stay "together" is so MK can write about Coo-lo.
Coo-lo!!!!! Coo-lo!!!!
Nobody stays with him very long...I remember he was married once, for a about a month I think.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 10/16/2011 - 5:44pm.
employed bum, I am embarrassed to admit that I love the song "Waiting For Tonight" from her 1st album. She has had a couple of songs I have liked, but nothing after she broke up with Puffy.
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I'll admit too, there are some songs of hers that I like. That's one of them. Also "I'm Real" (the collabo with JaRule) and "On the Floor." great stuff to dance/workout to. She was generally better before she became a complete diva bitch...I think the fox fur eyelashes did it for a lot of people lol.
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HEYYYYYY WAVING BACK AT!!!!!!!BoredSlore!!!!!!
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You live full time on Fugly Street & Fucked Up Avenue.
Who does Bradley think he's fooling? He should take some example from Zac, it's getting kind of sad seeing him pretend to the media every six months
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He's gay anyway.
I never know whether I'm coming or going.
"He should tone down his "omg that's HILAAAARIOUS" expression, it makes him look like Satan's douchebag cousin."
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"BCoop looks like Sigourney Weaver should be hunting him down in a spaceship."
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You guys are on FIRE with the B.Coops hate tonight. I personally love every last little bon mot. I hate this prick. If you saw his Arctic serial killer eyes, lupine face and crocodile smile on the street, you'd hustle your ass to the nearest public place all while throwing shade over your shoulder so he couldn't get the drop on your turned back. How did he get famous?!!? He also ruined 'The A-Team'. Don't judge me. Liam Neeson....mmmm....Liam Neeson. He does things to me.
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).
I know he's gay so I don't care.
I never know whether I'm coming or going.
Submitted by Neurotic on Sun, 10/16/2011 - 8:39pm.
Submitted by unemployed_bum on Sun, 10/16/2011 - 7:28pm.
Totally, they'd be way funner.
Like when Robot Chicken parodied the show and had the Monster Cereals as judges.
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EVERYTHING would be way gooder if we had muppets and cartoons doing it. And, IMO, we should use words like "funner" and "gooder" a lot more.
Submitted by Neurotic on Sun, 10/16/2011 - 7:17pm.
the show's followers will watch it even if a muppet is a judge, so...
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TEAM Statler and Waldorf!
i'd DVR that shit! Statler and Waldorf, movie cameos
Submitted by unemployed_bum on Sun, 10/16/2011 - 7:28pm.
Totally, they'd be way funner.
Like when Robot Chicken parodied the show and had the Monster Cereals as judges.
Is there some sort of Hollywood code that any celebrity that's single for more than 2 weeks will burst into flames? Why are they so adamant to hook people up so quickly. I'm sure this is a great beard opportunity for Brad though.
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he looks yucky in that pic......and scary
WHERE'S MY PRIVACY DID MY ASS EAT IT AGAIN OHMAHGAH!
lololol, MK. I saw an ad in the last InStyle for JLo's new clothing line. Does he have a movie coming out? This is one of those mutually beneficial photo op thingies. It's a damn shame a man that hot has such a small peen (allegedly).
Submitted by guest on Sun, 10/16/2011 - 7:53pm.
Thank you for the link. I don't quite understand it, but it sounds like the layout of the track is very dangerous.
It's very sad to think about the Dan Wheldon's young children. :(
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ugh...these pictures, all i see are some ugly ass velociraptors. wif JLO, i just want to smack the living hell out of her and her stupid ass FIAT commercials. look at me, tawking about mah hood, ya know - da bronks!? cuz i'm all creative-n-stuff. IRRELEVANT = JLO
as for greasy ginghamshirt mcidiot - "haaaaaaaaaaaaaa looka me haaaaaaaa."
Coo-Lo ?!? BAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!
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Coo-Lo ?!? BAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!
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Hahaha!! How would you like to have to sit next to that face and body on a long haul flight!!!
HB to Flea!
Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 10/16/2011 - 7:46pm.
@ Johnnysgirl
Your avie of Jodie is scaring me. :)
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Imagine what it's like for the poor folks who have the misfortune of encountering her IN REAL LIFE.
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@ Johnnysgirl
Your avie of Jodie is scaring me. :)
HB to Flea!
@how dare you...not sure how it started. just saw the clip & then the announcement on espn.
here's a link to si:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/racing/more/10/16/dan.wheldon/?xid...
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
These two are having way too much pretend fun.
Double Post sorry
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:::WAVING::: HI GORILLA WARFARE!!!!
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Submitted by Neurotic on Sun, 10/16/2011 - 7:17pm.
Right, like that's no a pr move by these two attention hos.
And I just have to ask: who are the fans of Jlo? Does anybody like this bitch at all? I mean, her success with Idol is only because, shit, it's American Idol and the show's followers will watch it even if a muppet is a judge, so...
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I would so watch American Idol if muppets were judges!!!!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 10/16/2011 - 5:44pm.
employed bum, I am embarrassed to admit that I love the song "Waiting For Tonight" from her 1st album. She has had a couple of songs I have liked, but nothing after she broke up with Puffy.
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lol not me that song is still hype.. love to play it when I'm gonna get some lol
please Puff Daddy was her street cred hook up
edited I've got Hennesey hands lol
edited again I effing hate lol
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